This is a story for entertainment purposes only. A darker, more human side of what it might be like to actually find yourself in a different world. From hygiene to hysteria, what can one do when you are unexpectedly ripped from one life and thrown into another? Warning: Elves are not as noble as you might hope. And because this is FanFiction, be prepared for some lovin'.

As a wanderer, Eisa has little to worry about until an odd Company crosses paths with her. Between her questionable dwarven lineage, two mischievous princes, a moody ex-king, and what looks to be shaping up as a marvelous opportunity for an adventure, it looks like they've all got a lot to learn about family, love, and what matters most. KilixOC. Temp hiatus until mid-May!

Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.

The craziest thing can happen on a solstice. Join Cassa Lighthaven as she and her friends learn to live with their favourite book characters and the crazy powers they have been given. WARNING randomness will occur. This is my first fic so plz be nice! pairings are Legolas/OC Boromir/OC Gale/OC and like, 4 others. rated T cuz I'm paranoid. ENJOY!

Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

Have you ever wanted to join the Fellowship of the Ring? Do you have a thirst for adventure, magic and glorious battles? Well, think again. Do you really think being in the Fellowship is that easy? Would you survive months without a bed, bathrooms, toilet paper, and internet? No, of course not. Join Alexandra as she goes though the adventure she never wanted to have. T for language

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

Ellie has a perfect figure, perfect nails, and a perfectly perfect life. What happens when she wakes up in Middle Earth and has to deal with dirt, bugs, bird poop, stinky men, and a really weird prophecy? T for language and minor suggestive themes. DISCONTINUED

Do you know what will happen the fellowship falls into 3 L.O.T.R obsessed girls' kitchen? How will they survive in the modern-day world? Chaos will ensure, names will be called and raw caffine will be eaten! Find out all this and more right here!

The Council of Elrond is interrupted by a most unwelcome visitor and not even Gandalf and Elrond can fight off her powers. She is the deadly, the terrible, Mary Sue. Now a multi-chapter featuring the Fabulous Saruman, Orcs who shimmy, llamas, as many coconuts as you could want and the one and only Julian. And poor Sauron isn't exactly feeling himself either...

Typical scenario, but NOT a typical story. The Fellowship's come to modern-day Earth, and Erin, Kaia, and Kathryn couldn't be more excited...but will it remain a dream come true forever? Sure, there'll be plenty of laughs and good times along the way...but no one knows how things are going to end up. And sometimes it's best for it to remain that way. Self-inserts. Give it a chance!

The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!

Something is amiss in the universe - or perhaps even several of them. Eleven TARDISes have been pulled from their time streams for some indiscernible reason, complete with eleven Doctors and even more companions. But why would someone risk a paradox for them to be together? And perhaps more importantly, who?

Fitz is kidnapped. Simmons doesn't react like anyone expects.

Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")

What will happen if two girls, who know almost nothing about LOTR, end up in Middle Earth? What will happen if Elizabeth (aka. Lizzy) nearly dies (several times) because of her bluntness? What will happen if Catherine (aka. Cat) finds out Legolas' big secret? And what will happen to said elf? Find out all this right here!

The Goblin King (long may he live in the afterlife) is dead. Gandalf cut his his throat during the escape of the Company out of Goblin-Town. But... the king has left no heir! So who will be the next king? The noble people of Goblin-Town will democratically choose! But obviously there are some very strange wannabe kings and queens, each with their own weird followers...

Morgoth's prison is weakening and is planning on sabotaging the Felloship's quest but Varda has a plan. She will summon two girls to thwart his attempts. With new bodies, powers and a quest will the girls succeed? AU LegolasXOC FarimirXOC *COMPLETE*

I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration

Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!

The White Council has decided to counsel the inhabitants of Middle Earth through Psychiatry in hopes to create peace in Middle Earth. Will eventually showcase other beings from different worlds. See inside for further details.

Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.

After giving in to Aragorn's request, Gandalf installs internet in Middle Earth. And he realizes, though others do not, just how much fun - or trouble - will be caused. From Pippin's pranks to Gollum spamming, Middle Earth will be turned upside-down!

What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request

AU, bordering crack!fic. Pippin's encounter with the Palantír goes very differently, when he displays a little more...Tookishness. A Birthday gift to all my readers, Hobbit-style.

The epitome of evil is not Sauron, but a bored Peregrin Took. It has been proven. Pippin gets bored on the way to Moria and asks Boromir a rather awkward question. Things spiral down from there. Legolas and Gimli exchange a few low blows and Aragorn gets insulted. Rated T for the question that Pippin brainbreaks Boromir with.

Celestial was just an ordinary person living her ordinary life, that is until the fellowship shows up in her house. She is taken by surprise and thrust into a world of comical adventures and crazed fan girls. But when they go back, will she leave with them, or stay to live out the rest of her life going nowhere?

Maddie is working at a pawn shop when Gandalf shows up and asks her to take care of the fellowship for a while to help them heal from all the crazy stuff that happened during the war of the ring. Little do they know that some surviving evil might have followed them in, set after the ring is destroyed.

For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.

Seven of the Fellowship travel to Mirkwood, and six of them observe something they do not understand.

Lord of the Rings Christmas Carols/Songs! One up so far, but possibly more coming. Supposed to be funny-tell me what you think! R&R please!

...But were too afraid to ask. Important information about the works of J.R.R.Tolkien. Helpful for anyone who wants to write a good LotR story, but doesn't know the legends and stories behind it. Co-written with CrackinAndProudOfIt.

One-Shot. What would happen if the fellowship decided to drive to Mordor

Ever wondered what would happen if you inflicted a slogan generator on Christopher Paolini's characters? Well, now you know! Chapter four is here: Inheritance rules!

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Exactly what the title says, complete with a scene of each way being carried out, R&R please

Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.

Things the Fellowship would do or say - if I had my insane hand in it.

LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.

Elladan and Elrohir make a bet. Legolas and Aragorn get their daily injury. Might become a drabble fic later on... Please review

Legolas proves just how mature the elvish race can be. While Aragorn is left wondering what has gotten into the Mirkwood prince.

45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera

Ever thought Dumbledore got a bit out of hand with his Lemon Drops? A little parody about this. OneShot. Read and Review!

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.

Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.

Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.

We've always known our favorite elf has a fanclub, but can he make the one elf girl he likes fall in love with him? Mary-Sue parody!

Mirkwood is under threat and an alliance is the only way to save it. Will Legolas be able to make the needed sacrifice?

Years after the Labyrinth. Sarah is sick. Can Jareth's Fae Magic save her, or will they have to find old love to heal each other? Read and Review! COMPLETE

What havoc will Laina wreck on poor middle earth! COMPLETED Review. You know you want to. My first fic, which would be why the beginning is awful. May or may not repost eventually. Check author's page for sequel! (I promise it will be better.)

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Middle-Earth is about to end, and the last people left alive are Glorfindel, Gollum, and Mary-Sue. This story defies all logical comprehension, read at your own risk.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.