Hello, I’m DinoMaster316 (pronounced Dino-Master-three-sixteen). I currently have many multi-chapter stories going on and many more ideas, but I focus on only one story at a time. All my stories are “How to Train Your Dragon” but none of them are related to one another unless specifically noted by me.

If you want any more information on upcoming stories, or if you have any ideas for any of my stories or for a story I should write, send me a PM and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Keep writing!

DinoMaster316

Tips From One Author To Another

I believe that there should never be any perfect endings. Happy endings, yes. Perfect endings, no. No one ever gets a perfect ending in real life. But many people get happy ones.

Characters should be like real people. They should be flawed, have ambitions, and never be always right. Also, they should never be always wrong. Just like real people, they are sometimes right, sometimes wrong, sometimes confused, and sometimes everything at once.

Your OC is not all knowing. Give them some flaws, give them some problems, and let them try to work through it. Have them make mistakes along the way, twist an ankle, step on a nail, start cussing out everything that them should hold dear, take for granted their friends, and hurt their families. It makes them real and relatable.

Rant about Errors Made in the HTTYD Fandom

Rant #1: Gronckle

OH MY GOSH! Is it really that hard to spell Gronckle correctly? It is G-R-O-N-C-K-L-E. Not "Grunkle" or "Gronkl" or "Groncle". FOR PETE'S SAKE, AS WELL AS MY OWN, GET IT RIGHT!

(More to come...)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, 'AMEN!'.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, Wait! That's mine!!!'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'IN'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Don’t Use Any Punctuation.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

16. Reply To Everything Someone Says With, 'That's What You Think.'

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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