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Joined 10-06-09, id: 2107125, Profile Updated: 08-03-15
Author has written 8 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Avatar, How to Train Your Dragon, Star Trek: 2009, and Supernatural.

Greetings, denizens of the internet. As it happens, I am still alive. Several months of silence usually occurs when one forgets their password.

I write fanfiction. I'm terrible at writing action scenes (but slowly improving). I write better fluff than romance. I love watching characters snark and banter at each other. I'm a fan of the slow burn type stories. Paced right, they can be very satisfying.

I don't write sex scenes, because they'd probably come off awkward. I do not write slash/yaoi/yuri just because someone insists the subtext for it is there.


To the readers of Valkyrie:

As of this moment, I'm unsure if Valkyrie will be completed. If I ever get back to it, it will probably undergo a massive rewrite and wind up unrecognizable from its original incarnation. I'm sorry for leaving it hanging so horribly, but I really didn't know what direction I was taking it in. Thank you to everyone who still decided to review. It was my first HTTYD fanfic and I'm happy it's still so well-received even after so long of being so far from complete. My deepest apologies and sympathies to everyone who has been spazzing out due to it being incomplete.

To the readers of How to Train Your Marching Band:

If you're one of those people who keeping coming back to check up on my profile in hopes I've said something new... Hello! I'm about to say something new!

Update: I have defeated chapter 24. At this moment, I can’t guarantee when next there will be an update, but if you’re still popping around, I just want to assure that I’m still alive and I’m still not going to give up on completing this story. I want to finish it.

The story is also incorporating crossover elements, basically Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons and Frozen because dammit Tumblr. Plus, very blatant and obvious asides to the fact that I’m fusing HTTYD with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is both helping and hindering the creative process because I have all these ideas that I want to write. Oh, and I think the Potter-verse is getting in there too.

Progress: 19/24


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Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei's novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke's family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 138,945 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 4,008 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Winter Gods by avearia reviews
The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 4,360 - Follows: 5,078 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Jack Frost
A Scandal in Baker Street by Muffliato reviews
The Potters' move to 221 Baker Street was fairly misguided. Yes, the nosy neighbours and poisonous press weren't outright trying to kill them. But a consulting criminal knows exactly how to burn their hearts. So as London falls and memories shatter, a hero may be rewritten. — Books 1 and 2 are finished!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,615 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Wally's Justice by SpritelyGryffindor reviews
Wally could fight villains and rescue hostages without hesitation, but what does he do when domestic violence springs up in his own home? He has to make his choice. Keep silent to make his mother happy, or speak up to keep her safe.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,721 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Fixed Points in Time by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Sirius. James. A Time-Turner. The Tenth Doctor. Enough Said. No longer in hiatus - weekly chapter updates. Chapter 11 up as of March 14, 2017
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,220 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 5,860 - Follows: 5,494 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shattered by CWBasset reviews
The New Republic is on the brink of collapse. The Sith have reemerged, and war is on the horizon. Yet, everything that is happening around him feels utterly wrong... So when Luke Skywalker receives a mysterious offer to go back in time and correct the Galaxy's destiny, how can he refuse?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,121 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Jackrabbit by Luki Dimension reviews
From the Rise of the Guardians Kinkmeme: There's more than one Pooka - when the four year old Overland girl finds a snowy white rabbit, she smiles and says hello. It is the most incredible moment of her life when the rabbit says hello back. (Pooka!Jack fic, no pairings)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,460 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
If I Could Turn Back The Hands of Time by LadyCara reviews
After JE, Rose Tyler questions her life in the alternate universe when an unfamiliar person steps out of a Police Public Call Box in an unfamiliar colour. When Earth is threatened, Rose and Romana have to team up to save the planet from an alien invasion and to persuade a certain Time Lord-human meta-crisis to swap a professor's tweed jacket for a familiar blue suit and brown coat.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,076 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor, Romana II, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Most Epic Game Of Pong Ever by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
I got bored, so I made this.
Crossover - Pong & Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
The Dragonwing Effect by kc7gr reviews
A veterinarian-soldier of the late 21st century gets thrown back in time over 1,200 years - and doesn't even realize it at first! Besides figuring out what happened, and finding a way home, he's about to discover several new patients of a species which never made it into any textbook. Lots of OC's throughout, rated K 9 for mild coarse language and a bit of violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,194 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
War and Serenity by Michael Weyer reviews
Needing a quick charter, Han, Luke and Leia decide to handle a run-down freighter named Serenity, unaware of its unique crew. SW/Firefly crossover with added Farscape.
Crossover - Star Wars & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,021 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 11/9/2008
Harnessing the Elements by Baron de Pencier reviews
The Ember Group razed the Northern Water Tribe. They tried to kill the Fire Lord twice. Their ultimate goal: destroy the White Lotus. Who are they, and what role do Alphonse and Edward Elric have to play in their schemes? Now with rewritten Chapters 1-4!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,012 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/17/2010
Broken People by Tajjas reviews
The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,966 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tsu'tey, Jake S.
Chasing Hope, Finding Fun by Kereea reviews
A slightly different ending to the Blizzard of '68 gives Jack new hope and one person to talk to…and Bunny learns to deal with an unseen spirit who really, really wants to be noticed...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Principles and Elements by Grim Revolution reviews
A dragon reserve in the Canadian Rockies is thrown into chaos by two new recruits; a Night Fury and Hiccup, the city boy from Pennsylvania. AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,618 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
By Land and Sea by Enchantable reviews
Spoilers! As per tradition, the young vikings set out on their first overnight hunting mission. When Stoick makes them leave their dragons at home, can they make it through the trip in one piece or will it be up to the dragons to rescue their vikings?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,477 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
A Colder Shade of Pale by guardianofscrewingup reviews
When children in the town of Burgess are found frozen to death in their beds, the Winchesters go on the hunt for the creature responsible. Local lore tells of Burgess being the origin place of the winter spirit known as Jack Frost, and thinking he's the killer, the boys set out to put Jack down for his final rest. Jack, however, has other plans...
Crossover - Supernatural & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,026 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
To Have a Home by bonsei reviews
Jack pisses off the wrong person and as a result finds himself stripped of his powers and turned human. Stuck in Burgess with no way to contact the other Guardians, what is he to do? And what happens when he discovers the family he didn't know he had? Cover art by rollingstarr/Itsuka.Yamazaki.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,758 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Frozen Wounds by Westward reviews
With the sudden illness of Father Time, the Guardians are called upon his death bed to pay their respects. Jack Frost, who's never met Father Time, soon finds himself alone again when the deity forces Jack into the past to retrieve his last wish. With only a short time limit, Jack finds himself in trouble when he stumbles into a certain sister who is still mourning over his death.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,147 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost, Pippa, Jack's sister
It's the Great Spirit Sleigh, Hiccup Haddock by guardianofscrewingup reviews
After accidentally ruining Snoggletog, Hiccup entreats Odin to give him a sign that Snoggletog can be fixed and that he can someday be accepted by the village. His prayers are answered in the form of a sleigh crashing to Earth, carrying five very strange spirits that promise to help him make this Snoggletog one to remember.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,218 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Believing is not a Science by Telski reviews
Jack swims out of a puddle to find the world a different place, while S.H.E.I.L.D. loses the tesseract to a certain god of lies who may or may not be working alone. You can't defeat fear when you don't know its fear you're fighting, and Jack isn't about to let a bunch of adults get the world's butt kicked. Besides, messing with these non-believers is just too much fun to pass up.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013
Seeing is Believing by BlatantBookworm reviews
Jack could worry about it as much as liked. Jamie had never stopped believing in the Guardians, and never would.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jamie, Jack Frost - Complete
Where there is a Flame by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Jack is badly injured while performing his duty as a Guardian. It is up to the others to help the spirit recover and also teach him that just because he was alone before doesn't mean he is now.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,006 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
It's Shoe Time by Luki Dimension reviews
The first time he'd spotted the blue slippers with bells on, Jack had just raised his eyebrows and sent them packing along with North's musical procession. Unfortunately for Jack, North's elves are nothing if not determined.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Honorary Jack Frost Day by Should'a worn a bell reviews
The story of how edible ball bearings came back in style, and how Jack Frost Day came to be.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack Frost - Complete
Volatile by Black Friar reviews
After a transdimensional mishap, Batman and Robin are faced with a murderous Joker rampaging through Gotham and an anti-hero who is determined to remove Robin from the crime-fighting business. Can they strike a balance before it all ends in tragedy and the Joker has the last laugh? Warnings: Violence.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,657 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Father's Day by SnubNosedSilhouette reviews
"Do-" Rory seemed to reconsider, then barreled ahead anyway. "This is a silly question, but, do you have a dad, River?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Weight of Command by Kavery12 reviews
How far would you go to rescue a friend? One Starfleet crew is about to find out.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,936 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
In Which There is Shawarma by Coruscare reviews
The events directly after capturing Loki leading up to the scene at the restaurant. Team-fic.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
The Greatest Threat by Bears Love Tourists reviews
Three years after Voldemort's final defeat, Harry tackles his first case as an Auror-in-training. But what starts out as a murder turns into a manhunt that takes him around the world...and an evil greater than Voldemort awaits him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,686 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., R. Bakura - Complete
Something Remembered by lawnmowerelf reviews
When John is kidnapped, he starts to remember something. Spoilers through The Great Game and A Good Man Goes to War.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - John W. - Complete
Diplomatic Conflict Resolution by Kavery12 reviews
Explosions, conspiracies, spies, hijackings and two very irritated Starfleet captains looking for alternative, satisfactory methods of conflict resolution.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,778 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Linchpin by Lily Ann Lyones reviews
The Heroes of the world have a *BIG* problem when Robin - yes, Robin - is kidnapped from Gotham City Academy. The big deal, other than the obvious? He was Dick Grayson at the time!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,771 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Artemis C./Artemis, Jason T./Robin II, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Family Honor by Laora reviews
In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Alex A. - Complete
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
The Consultant by Lampito reviews
Three Cupids are reduced to tears by a tough mission. Castiel, with 'Sheriff of Heaven' hat on, takes an idea from human businesses and decides to hire a specialist. Will Dean agree to wear the company 'uniform? NOW with fanart - It's THE PANTS!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,808 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Feathers by Daylight reviews
Dean and Sam start finding feathers wherever they go.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
To Settle a Debt by Takhissis reviews
"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,026 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward E.
Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's by Jedi Sapphire reviews
At a Supernatural convention, Dean notices that all the people dressed up as 'Dean Winchester' have something that he hasn't got. He wants it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Halloween Hijinks by LogicMouse reviews
Spoilers through Changes Written for a Holiday themed ficathon on the Butcher boards in autumn of 2010. How well or badly did Harry and Eb get along when they were first thrown together? And what would have to happen before they could learn to trust
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ebenezer M., H. Dresden - Complete
The Long List of Dammit Jim by The Tempestuous Muse reviews
Life on the Enterprise as viewed by it's CMO. All the insanity, all the shenanigans, and everything that has ever, or will ever, make him break out in one of his trademark phrases.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Liar by Harp Strumming Choirboy reviews
Demons lie. Demons lie. Demons lie. Demons lie and read your mind and lie more.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Being Switzerland by treeson reviews
Maybe that was what Switzerland was, or what she was to be Switzerland, or just who she was as a person, not a country. Sequel to Hermione, A History.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hermione G., Gabriel - Complete
Getting Along by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Harry's roommate has boundary issues. Set between Blood Rites and Dead Beat. Rated for language.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2011 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
The Sky and the Dawn and the Sun by Scribbler reviews
COMPLETE! Zack, Cloud & Aerith. Before Sora was born, others fought the darkness, but even the greatest love stories can become tragedies in a heartbeat. Epilogue: Kairi finally comes home.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 602,670 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
Dear Wired Magazine by caballlah reviews
I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me But… If people who work with computers have funny ideas about dating, imagine what someone who lives inside one would think. SamXQuorra
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sam Flynn, Quorra - Complete
Buried by CeCe Away reviews
Sicko liked to build little hidey holes in the ground, stick people in them, and just wait up top listening until they withered away. Sam, Dean, Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Nothing Is Ever Forgotten by Laura Schiller reviews
What if Amy were not the only feisty redhead to remember the Doctor on her wedding day?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Donna N. - Complete
Imbalance by Tashilovet reviews
There is a sudden imbalance in the Force. And Obi-Wan must pay for it. A time travel fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,511 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Obi-Wan K.
Broomsticks and Shuriken by Lady Red 88 reviews
Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,450 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Threads of the Past by Magier74 reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin make an unexpected detour returning home from a mission.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,845 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Drive by the ersatz diplomat reviews
A man's car says a lot about who he is.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2011 - H. Dresden, Ebenezer M. - Complete
War Stories by Determamfidd reviews
There's a man in his cell. He's not a guard, and he's not a prisoner. In fact, he's not even human.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/13/2011 - 9th Doctor, Megamind - Complete
One Last Day by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
"'Could you do this? Think about it, Doctor. One last day with your beloved... which day would you choose?" And just like that, he is back there, standing on the fields of Arcadia. With her." 11xIII
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Romana III - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Boredom in the Face of Klingons by mattmetzger reviews
Second in the Progression Series. Jim thinks you simply have no choice but to respect a man who can look bored in the middle of Klingon torture.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by BlackHawk13 reviews
What happens when Ron Weasley find himself in a parallel universe where Harry Potter became a Slytherin? Set in 5th year circa Order of the Phoenix .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 205,561 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Cranberry Sauce by paperbkryter reviews
After the events in Swan Song, Dean tries to settle into his new life. A chance encounter on a family outing and a late night phone call draw him back into the life he left behind, and a bittersweet reunion he never could have imagined.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Lost Sons by stargazer86 reviews
SPNxDF: Following 5.10 and Turn Coat: Cas is attacked and loses Dean's amulet in the Nevernever. Gabriel tells the brothers about Knights who have three swords that can be used against angels. The wizard in the Chicago yellow pages could fix everything.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,325 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009
We are the Differences by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
It all starts out rough. There was no love between us then. Just the hunter and the prey, then a dragon and a human who can't understand the other but wants to try. One who makes expectations and one who breaks the expectations. COMPLETE.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,953 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
The Ungrateful Dead by 1917farmgirl reviews
"Welcome," the man said softly, rising to his feet. "Wasn't I just…" Fred gulped, unable to stop his thoughts from tumbling out into words, no matter how terrifying they were. "Didn't I just die?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Fred W. - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon: 2015 by Disneyanime91 reviews
A retelling of the popular movie, in a modern warfare sci-fi fantasy setting, with guns and bullets. Welcome to PMC Installation 83-RK "Berk". I am Lance Corporal Jack "Hiccup" Haddock. This is my story. Do R&R. -FINISHED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,366 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Strangers by Travis Church reviews
Hiccup and Toothless encounter two strangers out on a mission to stop the unknown Rage. What is it? Where is it? Will they join the crusade? Can they stop it in time? Is time even on their side? One can only hope...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Art of Running and Hiding by Duchess Delanie reviews
Fishlegs really, really does not want a girlfriend at this time in his life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Fishlegs I., Ruffnut - Complete
Recovery by Sunbitten reviews
A series of one-shots and drabble. The new situation of Berk means big changes for everyone. 6th story: Furniture gets moved again.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick
Before We Fall by Sveedish Chef reviews
Here there be dragons! … and trolls, dwarves, Vikings, outlaws, a bit of historical context, not too much romance, a fair amount of Hiccup, lots of magic, and a host of wild things that walk Asgard, Midgard, Hel, and everything in between…
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hiccup
How to House Train Your Dragon by avatarmirai reviews
When the clumsiest Viking and most powerful dragon are paired together, accidents of all types are bound to happen, including those of the toilet variety. By the end, Hiccup is in desperate need of a change of clothes. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Kingdom by Kuroi Atropos reviews
It is fairly typical that Kirk sees hallucinations due to whatever mishap they've managed to land in. It is unusual however for those invisible shadow monsters to destroy trees and be followed by the appearance of a giant keyhole shaped doorway.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Still Brilliant Thank You Very Much by TwinEnigma reviews
Donna is hardly the typical grandmother. She's brilliant. And so's her granddaughter. Minor spoilers for Journey's End, End of Time and Waters of Mars
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Donna N. - Complete
Barstool Mountain by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Their second year at the Academy completed, Kirk manages to convince McCoy to come imbibe in some celebratory drinks with a bunch of cadets. The one thing Bones forgot? He ain't as good as he once was, but he's as good once as he ever was. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Knock on Wood by Redmoonfae reviews
An arrangement of ficlets varying in topics. First chapter: Jake tries and fails to explain a human superstition to Neytiri who is forced to question her mate's sanity. Accepting requests.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Sleeping Arrangements by Elfpen reviews
Stoick and Toothless are at odds as to where an over-protective Night Fury should sleep. Hiccup is at a loss of what to do, until Toothless decides to take matters into his own hands – er, claws. Oneshot. A/N: And now, I give you: The Sequel
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Ashes by Backroads reviews
Stoick prepares for the return to Berk and just what his role is supposed to be as the chief.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Stoick - Complete
I Hate Those Unexpected Phone Calls, Don't You? by pezzyaltoid reviews
Family relationships can be the subject of unexpected changes. A comedy of learning to cope with those changes. No, there is no slash, but there is chocolate.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Second Worst Viking by almne reviews
Fishlegs was always secretly relieved that Hiccup was considered the worst Viking
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Fishlegs I., Hiccup - Complete
The Commander's Dead! by Volitan reviews
Dr. Leonard McCoy was a damned good doctor - but even HE wasn’t good enough to save the Commander brought to his sickbay. A humorous little fic, honest.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Staking a Claim by Luki Dimension reviews
Hiccup hadn't been prepared for the Vikings acceptance, and he certainly wasn't prepared for the dragon's...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 190 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Necessary Adjustments by Elfpen reviews
Hiccup said he might have to tweak his prosthetic a bit. Feeling generous, Gobber decides to help him out. Unfortunately, the results have also created a strange side-effect.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Gobber
An Uncanny Likeness by outtabreath reviews
Tony introduces Pepper to her action figure.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Pride of the Dragon by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
Toothless found himself another Night Fury - a baby girl Night Fury. Hiccup, naturally, took charge of the unpredictable little beast, but they had more than her to worry about. Her origins now plunged both dragon and rider into a dangerous journey. R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
We've Got The Routine by inactive account cries reviews
So then one day, this weird boy, a dog, and a duck fell from the sky and changed the fate of our world. But that's okay, they do it all the time. KH/Harry Potter X-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Harry P., Sora
Growing Pains by Niham reviews
“I take him fishing, and he hunts for trolls.” A peek into some of Hiccup’s childhood memories, as told by friends and family, exploring the events that stirred the need to kill a Night Fury. Eventual Astrid/Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hiccup
Come In From The Cold by Luki Dimension reviews
Its snowing, and Hiccup has invited some guests of the small and scaly kind, much to Stoics dismay.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Sticks in a Bundle by 1917farmgirl reviews
"Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable." - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., George W., Fred W.
Rules and Rain by Luki Dimension reviews
Stoic, meet Toothless...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
WD Academy by Amara777 reviews
Welcome to W.D. Academy, where all your fave Disney characters are put in a boarding school setting. There will be hookups, breakups, cat fights, secret crushes and, of course, the random music numbers. Will have Het and slash. I'm also taking requests.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,169 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
The Tribulation of Anakin Skywalker by Yoda1976 reviews
Vader saves his son from the Death Star only to face an uncertain future.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,595 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
The Queen of Sheba by TwinEnigma reviews
In Pete's World, Donna Noble can't decide if she's lucky or cursed after all that's happened in her life. Maybe she's just brilliant.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Donna N. - Complete
Dismantle Repair by Ericka Jane reviews
Two-shot tag to 5.13 & 5.14 SPOILERS. Dean isn't sure what to expect when he gets back to the motel room but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't terrified to find out.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Unexpected Miracle by Amara777 reviews
In the universe of Romantic Comedy, there is one rule: Unexpected circumstances lead to unexpected people coming together. Ariel is about to learn this the hard way: "I never thought there would come a day when I would hate the plus sign so. Damn. MUCH!"
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
Decision by Jerathai reviews
As soon as the Sky People were off of Pandora, Jake had a decision to make. "Missing scene" after the shuttle leaves, and before Jake's last videolog entry.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jake S., Norm S. - Complete
The Light of Pure Reason by Bixby the Footling Bat reviews
When Maggie Hill bought an old magnifying glass in London, she didn't expect to bring home the ghost of Sherlock Holmes. Now she's stuck with a sleuth only she can see, a roommate who doubts her sanity, and a detective agency she didn't know she wanted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,277 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sherlock Holmes
Windu's Woman by Sithstrukk reviews
Who is the powerful and beautiful dream girl of Mace's? Hey look, that's her with the long hair-at the end of the hallway!
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Date by auri mynonys reviews
When Jafar asked Maleficent on a date, he didn't expect to survive the encounter. But romance is a very strange thing, and this date may be the start of some serious evil love - if the heroes don't ruin it first. COMPLETE.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Phantom by Quatre Winner reviews
The Doctor gives a teenager a lift back to London, 1913. There they find the city a ghost town, a darkness over Big Ben. Can he and Sora bring everyone back or is history doomed forever? Reposted from Convos of Irrelevance.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, Sora - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
I'd Be The Perfect Main Character by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
Just a small, friendly discussion between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2009 - James P. - Complete
Crowns of the Kingdom by Karalora reviews
When a vengeful villain attempts to turn Disneyland's 50th Anniversary from the Disney Family's greatest triumph to their greatest defeat, it's up to Mickey Mouse to set things right and save his many friends from a fate worse than death!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 163,549 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Lost Soul by Perspicacity reviews
Bad things are going down in Chicago, bad supernatural things. So what's new? A green-eyed mage from Britain arrives and hires Dresden to locate something. Once again, Dresden finds himself caught up in matters above his pay grade. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Astrophobes Anonymous by chaletian reviews
It's not that McCoy hates space. Well. It sort of is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/15/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Mirror by Allronix reviews
Some things on one side of the screen are just like they are on OUR side of the screen.
Tron - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009
Kirk's Law by Alone Dreaming reviews
In which Spock's a witch, McCoy's the Dread Pirate Roberts and Kirk almost manages to be Malcolm Reynolds. Or, why McCoy will never go down with Kirk, Kirk and Spock or Kirk, Spock and Sulu ever, ever again.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/28/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Cross that One Off the List by editor frog reviews
River's first attempt at chores. Hilarity ensues.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - River - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Other Side by 142staircases reviews
Who says Life stops after Death? Because it most certainly doesn’t. Just because Nearly-Headless-Nick doesn’t know what happens on ‘the other side’ doesn’t mean that we don’t. The story of Lily and James’ adaptation into Death and how they spy on Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Engagement Party by Cymberline reviews
James Potter is sick to death of how Petunia treats Lily. Woken up early, and forced to go to her engagement breakfast, he intends to teach her a lesson. Marauder style. JL ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Torture by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed is a tough, determined Alchemist, who won't be pushed around or forced into anything against his will. But can he stand up to this? Humor, no pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Envy, Sloth - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
Denial, Delirium, and Daisies by D.Quiin reviews
Runny nose, check. High temperature, check. Dizziness, check. Hmmm. Must be a concussion. In which our favorite masked vigilante gets a case of the flu, and denial.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Mein Bruder by Twilight Archangel reviews
Alfons, I didn't wanted you to get shot. I'm sorry for coming back, but I have to destroy the Gate. Even if the wound is going to kill you, I thank you for living long enough for me to say goodbye, mein Bruder. -Really touching Ed/Hei/Al brotherly oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Peter by rika195 reviews
Tinkerbell finds a whistle she knows she must return. And as the fairies bring Winter to the Mainland, she seeks out the boy whom it belongs to. But when she finds him, she can't leave him. Now what? She'll just have to take him with her to Neverland!
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2009
Why So Sirius? by sparrowed reviews
Gordon messes around with the Joker. Harry Potter crossover ... sorta. A twoshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sirius B., Joker - Complete
The Final Joke by Ultiman92 reviews
Last winter, a man died. Lost and confused in the afterlife, his one companion is a laughing joker. A tribute to Heath Ledger.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Joker - Complete
Strays by Captain-Emily reviews
Batman is having car trouble, but everyone else is amused. And people wonder why he hates magic? Features a surprise pairing.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Those left behind by me-obviously reviews
Spoilers for Sozin's Comet. She was surprised to see him again, but Jun never denies a job when the pay's good enough. We all need closure sometimes. R&R.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sokka, Jun - Complete
First Name Basis by JoeMerl reviews
There are lots of issues with Zuko joining the Avatar's "Gaang." Some are concerned with life and death, good and evil, trust and betrayal. Some, though, are just plain awkward. Set after "The Western Air Temple." No pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Toph - Complete
Stand Back, I'm Going To Try Science by Shimegami reviews
G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Sorting Semantics by trainlindz reviews
Sirius had always had a random track mind, but how had the conversation gone from chocolate frog cards to trollops? Marauder fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Waffles by The Green Pilgrim reviews
One fine summer morning the Potter children are obnoxious, Ginny makes waffles, and Harry can't seem to remember who Ron is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
How the Chudley Cannons Catapulted to Victory by David Brown reviews
The epic story of how the Chudley Cannons finally won a quiddich match, as told to Hermione Granger by Ronald Weasley in a letter sent during the summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
All the Colors of the Rainbow by Archaeologist reviews
Rebellion comes in many forms. ObiWan thinks that he needs a little color in his life. QuiGon does not.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
The Great Broom Closet Incident by Squashes reviews
Lily Evans tries to avoid two objects at all costs: humiliation and James Potter. Unfortunately, the two seem to go hand in hand. Especially now that she's stuck in a broom closet with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Family Matters by Fictatious reviews
Roy fidgeted a pen in his hand, tapping it lightly against the desk as he responded. ‘Just to clarify, could you tell me exactly what I’ve done, sister dearest?’
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Snapshots by Phaerie reviews
[complete.epilogue added] Poor camera shy Harry never saw it coming...A fic about the extents Ginny and Colin will go to in order to get Harry to stay put in a photo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,361 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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How to Train Your Marching Band reviews
-Modern day AU-slight crack-blatantly Hiccup/Astrid-crossover elements- High school senior, section leader, band geek and sometimes dragon hunter. His life was already difficult enough to manage, but he really didn't need THIS on top of it. -ACTUALLY UPDATED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 7/18/2010
Only A Winchester reviews
Three's Family AU. Oneshots. Everything from Wee!Chesters to grown adults. Slices of life and all the moments in between.-New Chapter: Starry Night.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011
Three's Family reviews
AUish sisfic She can bong a beer in fifteen seconds and burp at a hundred decibels. Sam thought wryly. Ladies and gentlemen, my sister. The poster child for what happens when you raise a girl in a testosterone-laden environment.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,238 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
Thrusters on Full reviews
-He was old, but they were brand new. It was their stage now, but he knew that he wouldn't miss it for anything.- Some one-shots. Named after the first one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010
Valkyrie reviews
The dragons were never Berk's only enemies. There are other enemies who believe that Hiccup is the key to what they need. It's no secret that he knows how to tame a dragon. And after all, word gets around. SEMI-PERMENANT HIATUS. SORRY.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,897 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010
Personal Bubbles reviews
Jake liked his personal bubble of space. The sooner Neytiri figured that out, the better.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Crackin' Your Bones reviews
Neytiri wouldn’t admit that she was starting to harbor some affection for this Jakesully man. Even if he was obsessed with his legs.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010
The Butterfly reviews
A shameless - and I do mean shameless - parody of “The Jabberwocky”.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete