When Irene Adler contacts Mycroft Holmes with some shocking information and instructs him not to share it with Sherlock, he believes it to be a calculated power play against him. In some ways he's right, but the truth is more complicated, and personal. Could be considered an AU sequel to NaSnaG, but is also a study on the relationship of the Holmes brothers.

Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

After a row with Danny, Clara makes the Doctor play Never Have I Ever with her. But she quickly learns the Doctor doesn't play fair, and he may have a VERY different goal than getting her drunk. Things spiral out of control until neither knows who's telling the truth - and who's just trying to win at any cost.

Sherlock brings John and Mary with him on a case in Florence, but he has an ulterior motive: to reunite with Irene and explore intimacy in all its forms. As the deceptions escalate, John fears his friend may be falling into another dangerous trap. Bromance, romance, and angst. M for sexual content and drug references. Sequel to What He Likes, but can be read alone. Sherlock/Irene.

"God knows where she is now." For one night, Sherlock knows as well.

In which Doctor and his companions have a run in with the Doctor and his companions, and something goes very, very wrong. Takes place between The Girl in the Fireplace and Rise of The Cybermen, and between Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice.

After Sherlock saves Irene's life at the end of ASiB, both of them learn that the words "winning" and "losing" are far more complicated than their standard textbook definitions.

Jackson escapes from federal custody. Lisa goes on the run. A game of chase begins.

A dangerous secret irreversibly changes Lisa's life, and she is thrown headfirst into a world of politics, money and murder.

Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC

A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.

"I was just playing the game." "And I was just good at winning it. Still am." For Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler will always be The Woman.

Post 2x01, Sherlock/Irene. He can't get over it, not quite - and she's not making it any easier for him.

Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.

Post Flesh and Stone In which the Doctor arrives at the realization that this particular regeneration was rather fond of capitalization. Take, for instance, his current predicament - it was Extremely Very Not Good.

Sequel to One Depp Too Far. Old friends are united again as they are stolen out of their homeworlds for an unknown purpose. Can an unusual pirate, a skittish constable and an eccentric chocolatier escape the Underground? No need to have seen Labyrinth.

Castiel is still adjusting to figuring out humans. He watches with amazement at the Winchester brothers' interactions

Castiel finally found God. Playing Skeeball.

Dean attempts to teach Castiel about the use of euphemism. And lives to regret it. Season 5. Crackish qualities. Rated T for language.

The bloody pair glared at each other and uttered in unison, "If I let something happen to you, Dean will kill me!"

What if the doctors of PPTH all went to the same daycare when they were little? Slightly crack-y very fluffy. Huddy, Chameron, and Kudley

He knew something was wrong from the start. He just didn't know how wrong things were. But the real question is, can the diagnostician be human enough to save the woman he cares about? House/Cuddy. Set Pre-season 4. Not a fluffy story.

House's journey through Mayfield and recovery, divided into two parts. House/Cuddy/Wilson

Castiel tries to deliver a message at three in the morning and there is much confusion.

The mission: make sure that the Chameron wedding goes as planned and does not get crashed by Hameron fans. Can the Kudley Army manage?

Spoilers for 'Simple Explanation'. At the bottom of House's trash can are three tiny balls of crinkled paper. A fourth is folded in House's front pocket.

Peter/Wendy. How the 2003 movie should have ended. Peter learns that he cannot run away forever.

[AU] Bored high school teacher Dr House is looking for a new puzzle. When a student transfers from Australia, he believes his wishes have been granted... but getting to know him may be getting in too deep. What could a sixteen year old be hiding?

How far would you go for a cup of coffee? A quirky, semi-serious, oneshot featuring the Joker and a random citizen of Gotham. Takes place vaguely between BB and DK. An experiment with character, voice, and first personness in general. T for profanity.

He would never love Cameron the way he loved her. A Huddy Oneshot.

What if the Joker was telling the truth about his wife and his scars? Returning to Gotham, Anna pledges to help the police find him. Yet when she is used as bait and comes face to face with him again, she sees that some scars never heal. Post-TDK Joker/OC

Joker kidnaps Hannah Montana and takes her place at her concert. Batman being a huge Hannah Montana fan is at the concert and recognizes the Joker. He finds the Joker backstage and admits his feelings for the Joker. One-shot Batman/Joker. R&R

When Dean Winchester comes down with a mysterious illness, his brother Sam brings him to Dr. House and co. They race to figure out what’s killing him, but not before getting a terrifying glimpse of a world beyond their own. Supernatural Crossover.

He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.

Chapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic Version

Jack and Teague have a talk before the pirates leave for war.

AU. House and Cuddy are involved in a fateful event that causes them to swap bodies, leading them to have to deal with the hospital staff as the other person. Lots of humor and fun! You can't pass this up and you know it.

What ever happened to Cutler Beckett? No, he didn't die. He washed up on Elizabeth's island. And in a way, that was much, much worse... [Post AWE]

One shot. Captain Teague requests a meeting with his son, Jack Sparrow... to finally clear some things up between them. Kind of sad.

Elizabeth's hate for Cutler Beckett runs into their childhood, a time when he pulled her pigtails and called her 'Smellizabeth'... oh my! Just a funny little fiction I made when bored. Also includes some childhood tales of other characters.

Captain Jack Sparrow confronts the most dangerous enemy of all... a MarySue! Okay, now a lot more than one!

V and Evey are getting to know each other's wicked ways, the poor fools.

PostAWE. Humorous ONE SHOT, Complete. Jack helps Will to finally set foot upon land after the curse is lifted.

PostAWE. Spoilers! ONE SHOT COMPLETED. Jack, Will and Bootstrap are planning to take back the Pearl... Jack thinks about his father. A little sad, maybe.

Oneshot Will makes one last stop before going to do his duties. AWE Spoilers

Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?

V takes on some familiar American icons.

SCREAMINGwhispers' challenge: A perilous villainess is making tracks across Gotham's rooftops.

After a terrible assault leads House to reevaluate his life, a mysterious visitor shows him what the world would've been like if he'd never been born.

The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.

When John Dorian turns up at Princeton Plainsboro, House becomes interested in his case for all the wrong reasons. Crossover with Scrubs.

Certain bodily functions unique to the fairer sex fail to enter into V's calculations when shopping for his houseguest. Evey is understandably peeved.

Tim Burton based. What happens when Mr Wonka's interdimensional machine goes wrong and brings back his alternate selves? Join Captain Jack, Ichabod Crane and more for a wacky adventure! Beware of spoilers for other Depp movies.

Now Agent Brown owns all the cookies!

But the closeness of him, the smell of him, it was intoxicating. She knew she shouldn’t be doing this, that this was wrong, that she hardly knew him and there were so many unanswered questions…but she couldn’t push him away. She didn’t have the desire to.

Evey doesn't have an apron fetish. No, really!

[V for Vendetta] A few days after V's death, Evey returns to the Shadow Gallery. One Shot. I don't own any of the characters herein.

[V for Vendetta] In the crowd before Parliament that night is one man who knows the identity of V. Based on movieverse ending.

Luke visits Darth Vader's former fortress as it is about to be torn down. There, he finds a picture of a beautiful woman...addressed to his father. Who is this woman?

JackAnamaria. Jack as a teacher—couldn’t resist mate. Set a good many months after the movie. OneShot.

Poetic ponderings on the reason why Willy Wonka has such a considerable following of fawning females.

The last room at the end of the hallway holds proof that competition can be an ugly thing...

As Silvia walks away from Tobin, she wonders if she had thrown away the one chance to tell him how much he meant to her...

Oh dear! Will wakes up and finds himself being attacked by chickens! Will Norrington come to his aid or will he just sit around and powder his wig? Read and find out! Oneshot.

(Working Title) Sequel to "Saving Grace" - R for language and eventually situations - Please read author's note. Grace is kidnapped and Sands is reborn...

What if the characters of the Matrix went to kindergarten together? [Concluding Chapter!]

COMPLETE! An excuse to pair a woman up with the sightless Sands. Much banter and...other things - there's even a plot! No flames, please! Please RR

Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06

A peek inside Agent Ajedrez's head.

The brief reunion of Will and Jack, in which rum is dispensed freely and feelings are hidden. A little slashy, yes.

What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*

Try not to take it too personally, everyone makes these mistakes.