That was hilarious! I especially liked the newspaper headline!

As a woman currently dealing with her own "aisle seven" time of the month, this was EXACTLY what I needed. I now hate the world slightly less than when I began reading. Also, V is the gentlemanliest gentleman to ever gentleman, period. (Lol.)

Onto the Favorite list it goes!

V's inner monologue in aisle seven is just about the best thing ever. Just saying.

"Her jaw dropped at the mental image of V standing in an aisle, knives at the ready, defenseless in the face of the mind-staggering variety of feminine hygiene products."

I legit laughed out loud. Lol, poor V.

I signed up just to review this. So well written. I've seen blockbuster movies with less dialogue skill. You should write professionally. Smiled from ear to ear. Two thumbs way up.

This made me laugh so hard I nearly pulled a muscle! I love V for Vendetta and the idea of Vgoing out for tampons is just too hilarious for words but totally picturable :P

Now, being a Russian, I'm not sure I appreciate the notion that Russians are much worse than terrorists. (Btw, Leningrad has long ago been re-named Saint-Petersburg again.) I do, though, appreciate your story on the whole. V doing heroic things, like shopping for much needed female supplies... Yeah, that's the pinnacle of heroism for any male of any nation. Thanks for having made me smile!

WOW, THAT WAS A RIDE. EVERY LINE SEEMED TO RENEW THE HYSTERICS. BRAVO. THAT WAS FRICKIN' HILARIOUS. A TRUE GIFT TO THIS WORLD.

This is pure gold, someone needs to send this to Hugo Weaving

Oh my gosh, this was absolutely amazing and hilarious!

LOL this was perfect. Absolutely adored it.

that was awsome i think i may have laughed so much i wouke the entire block. thanks

Attack on TV Station: Political or PMS?

XD .EVER

xD V sounds like me when it comes to famale hygiene!

OMG. I think I died. Hahahahahahahah