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Joined 06-17-04, id: 612132, Profile Updated: 08-01-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

8/1/12: Recently returned from a long hiatus (thank you, higher education). While I was away, I wrote (and completed!) Much Ado About Nothing, a humorous tale involving a desperate Draco and heroic Hermione. Don't worry, Evan's Naughy Book will enjoy a much deserved dust-off rather soon.

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If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

-Mark Twain, author, comedian, genius

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Every story I have written is a piece of me. Most are flawed, some are juvenile, and all need a bit of buffing, but each inherently belongs to me. If I could breathe words instead of oxygen, I would. Although, I would imagine that breathing words isn't as comfortable as inhaling air.

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Favorite Books

-I am obligated to say Harry Potter series, especially the fourth one, because it is blasphemy for me to not to.

-A Certain Slant of Light, Laura Whitcomb

- Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll

- The Yellow Wallpaper, a short story by Charlotte Gilman

-The Seer and the Sword, Victoria Hanley

-Sorcery and Cecilia or the Enchanted Chocolate Pot, Caroline Stervermer and Patricia C. Wrede

-Potent Pleasures, Eloisa James

-Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte

-The Hobbit, by J.R.R Tolkien

...and so on and so forth...

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The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.

-John Gardner, author

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Chocolate Biscuits by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
The quirky sequel to Diary of a Red Head, in which Ginny pretends to be mature, everyone hates Harry, Ron is being a godawful plonker, and Malfoy doesn't know when not to pop in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,915 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4727 - Favs: 4,031 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wanton Warlocks by Murphy AT reviews
Ginevra Molly Weasley is not in love with Harry James Potter. She swears. REALLY. It's just rather difficult to remember when the blackboard looks like Harry's hair and the verdant green of the rolling grounds is just a little too familiar for comfort. Second in the 'Fresh Pickled' oneshot series! H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Black by rowan-greenleaf reviews
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky-- but why...why can't it be mine? One-shot for rowan-greenleaf's D/G Forum Christmas Fic Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Hex and the City by Tierfal reviews
“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stealing Sheep by Pittsy reviews
Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- urgh- kissing James Potter. She can't figure out why until one of her dreams comes true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she allow the inevitable to happen, or will she change her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,859 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Suntan Lotion by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione is distracted by Charlie's body and suntan lotion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
So He Watches by Erythros reviews
...In the flicker of the flames, in the shifting of the shadows, suddenly it all looks the same, her blood and his.' DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspoken Messages by Onigiri Momoko reviews
/OneShot/ "Rubbish like this," you twiddle a folded parchment between your fingers, "belongs to Mudbloods like you." Your eyes captivate mine, and mine, yours. /DMHG/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Self Inflicted Laryngitis by B.C Daily reviews
A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Quidditch by Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 281 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Matter of Balance by Wynn reviews
Under orders from Dumbledore, Hermione learns how to fly. Her teacher? Not Harry, as planned, but none other than Draco Malfoy. Fears are confronted, truths revealed, & many snarky barbs exchanged.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
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Much Ado About You reviews
There isn't a thing in the wizarding world that could make Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Extraordinaire, ask for Granger's assistance. Except perhaps Azkaban. Yeah, that might do it. *Loosely based upon Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Wiser Still are Those Who Wait reviews
A short vignette about a clever witch, a suspicious muffin, and a wise choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
Evans' Naughty Book reviews
Chaos, covert missions, and cutting remarks follow James Potter's wondrous discovery of Evans' rather colourful novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Great Broom Closet Incident reviews
Lily Evans tries to avoid two objects at all costs: humiliation and James Potter. Unfortunately, the two seem to go hand in hand. Especially now that she's stuck in a broom closet with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Pink Unmentionable reviews
Oliver Wood is positively shocked when a horrid bit of bright pink clothing ends up in his Quidditch quarters. He is even more horrified to find that it belongs to one of his Chasers. What's a Captain to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
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