Hi, this is my first fanfic. I'm doing something a little different than other people. Oh, and if you see something that you created or said, I give you full credit (I have a horrible imagination). Enjoy!

~Starlight3744 (yes I like warriors)

(In the Great Hall with Hiccup and Stoic)

Hiccup shouted, "No, Dad. For once in your life WOULD YOU PLEASE LISTEN TO ME?!"

Stoic throws him back with his arm. He says disappointedly, "You've thrown your lot with them. You're not a Viking. You're not my son."

He shoved the door with a loud BANG-a golden shockwave resonated from the door. Soon all went white.

All the Vikings were in a big room with people on one end, and dragons on the other. Toothless is hidden in the mass.

MY POV

I decided to appear. "Hi."

Everybody stared at me. Snotlout said angrily, "Why aren't you guys attacking?" "Are you sure you should be threatning me? I just transported you all here. You do not know my true power."

I said, "You're going to be watching a moving picture thingy called How to Train Your Dragon."

As I said this, I saw Hiccup go white. "Oh, and there is also a force field. If you want to go across it, you have to mean no harm to the beings on the other side."

Then Stoic saw Hiccup. He bellowed, "Hiccup, you come here at ONCE!"

Hiccup looked at him and looked at the dragons, then grabbed Astrid's hand and went across the border. Stoic attempted to follow only to get a face full of hurt. He started muttering. Hiccup sat with his arm around Astrid. They all turned towards the screen when they saw it moving.

Skim over a dark blue ocean. View turns towards rocky outcropping: Berk.

HICCUP (V.O)

This is Berk. It's twelve days North of Hopeless, and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the meridian of misery.

A lot of the Vikings thought that was a correct description of their home, but Stoic thought, 'Is it really that bad?'

Pans over a few hills to reveal a village.

HICCUP (V.O)

My village. In a word, sturdy. It's been here for 7 generations, but every single building is new.

No one commented on why.

Drifts closer

HICCUP (V.O)

We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitos. We have…

"Well duh! Dragons" shouted Tuffnut. "SHHHH!" A floating stick hit him on the head.

Sheep eating grass on a hill. Suddenly, one is snatched. The other sheep moves to its now vacated location and starts chewing.

A few Vikings chucked at this. They all knew the sheep are greedy.

CUT TO: INSIDE OF HICCUP/STOICKS HOUSE –CONTINUING

A door is pulled open. Monstrous Nightmare shoots fire as the door is closed, revealing Hiccup.

At this, Toothless brightened up at the sight of Hiccup.

HICCUP …dragons.

EXT. HOUSE He opens the door again and jumps out. He dodges Vikings 4 times his size as dragons continue to reave havoc.

"It does have some uses to be small" Hiccup noted.

HICCUP (V.O)

Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.

A few Vikings said, "Oy, what's that supposed to mean?" While a few dragons chuckled.

Shouting continues as hiccup weaves through the tangle.

HICCUP (V.O)

My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know. But it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.

A few pondered his name while some huffed about their "Viking demeanor"

In an explosion, a Viking gets thrown into the air and, unfortunately, lands on Hiccup.

VIKING (FIERCE) Aggggghhhhh.! (Happily) Mornin'!

Present shown Viking blushed and muttered, "I was in the middle of a brandy." A few who heard quietly laughed.

Hiccup continues to run past the warriors.

HOARK What are you doin' out?

BURNTHAIR Get inside!

PHLEGMA Get back inside!

All the vikings who were shown winced when they heard their tone. Are they really that mean to Hiccup?

Runs past Viking picking his ear.

Ack just shrugged.

Enter STOICK, biggest Viking and by far the biggest beard. He grabs Hiccup and jerks him up by his clothes.

STOICK Hiccup?

STOICK (yelling to crowd) What is he doin' out again?

STOICK (to hiccup) What are you doing out? Get inside!

Stoic, even though he wanted to strangle Hiccup for sitting with those monsters, saw how horrible he was to Hiccup and vowed that once he got Gothi to fix him, he would set things right.

HICCUP (V.O) (In admiration) That's Stoick the Vast. Chief of the tribe. They say that when he was a baby, he popped a dragon's head clean off it's shoulders. Do I believe it? Yes I do.

It actually was true. Stoic said, "It was easy." Turning around, Hiccup pretended to throw up.

Another explosion occurs spreading flaming debris everywhere. Vikings scatter as Stoick calmly brushes off a flame.

STOICK (to men) What have we got?

VIKING Gronkles, Nadders, zipplebacks, oh and Hoark saw a monstrous Nightmare.

STOICK Any Night Furies?

VIKING None so far.

STOICK Good.

Toothless was satisfied at his fear. Stoic said something about 'horrible monsters brainwashing Hiccup' and was ready for revenge.

Huge torches are lifted into the air as Vikings stream past underneath. Dragons are revealed overhead.

Below, Hiccup is seen entering a small open building that has a smokestack.

INT. Blacksmith shop He crosses behind a counter where a big burley man with a blonde moustache is seen with a peg leg and tongs for a hand.

GOBBER Ah! Nice of you to join the party. I thought that you had been carried off.

The teens laughed as Snotlout said, "I wish he had!" Astrid scowled at this.

Hiccup grabs an apron and puts it on and starts to clean up the cluttered stall.

HICCUP Who, me? Nah, come on! (grunting) I'm waaaay to muscular for their taste. They wouldn't know what to do with all (beat) this.

Hiccup "flexes" his puny arms.

Ruffnut teased Hiccup by saying, "He couldn't even pick up a sword!" Hiccup smiled, knowing what happens next.

GOBBER Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?

'Was this what I should be like?' Stoic thought. The closeness between them was obvious.

Hiccup continues to grab damaged weapons.

HICCUP (V.O)

The meathead with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice since I was little. (down) Well, littler.

"Who are you calling meathead?"

"You"

"Toothpick."

"Meathead!"

"STOP!" Bellowed Starlight. "I want to watch the movie!"

EXT. VILLAGE ON STOIC He goes on to battle the dragons. Then a dragon lights the roof of the house on fire.

HICCUP (V.O) See? Old village. Lots and lots of new houses.

Everybody laughed at the dryness of his statement. At least it gave their wives' an excuse to get whatever house they want.

VIKING Fire!

On teens, carrying buckets of water. Hiccup leans out to see them.

HICCUP (V.O)

Oh, and that's Fishlegs, Snotlout, The twins Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and (beat, dreamy) Astrid.

Snotlout exclaimed, "We look so awesome!" While Tuffnut was going on about "Hiccup and Astrid sitting in a tree…."

Slow motion on teens as the walk together. They look awesome.

HICCUP (V.O) Their job is so much cooler.

He tries to leap out but is caught by Gobber who is holding back his tunic.

"Why do you always have to pick me up?" Hiccup complained.

"You're as light as a toothpick, toothpick!" Gobber said.

HICCUP (whining) Ah, come on. Let me out, please. I need to make my mark.

GOBBER Oh, you've made plenty of marks. All in the wrong places.

"Yeah, do you remember the time with the flamethro-" "Let's just watch the movie." Hiccup said quickly. He did not want his father to know that it had been him who had torched Fungus, Mildew's sheep. His father already hated him.

HICCUP Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon. My life will get infinitely better. I might even get a date.

Astrid squeezed his hand and Hiccup blushed.

GOBBER You can't lift a hammer,

"True"

you can't swing an axe,

"Affirmative"

you can't even throw one of these!

"Completely true!" Finished Hiccup.

As he is talking, a Viking nabs it out of his hand and successfully throws it at a gronkle, capturing it.

HICCUP Okay fine, but this will throw it for me.

He pats a strange contraption and it suddenly activates, throwing the bloa and hitting a Viking in the forehead.

The Viking that got hit shouted, "Hey! That hurt!" Hiccup didn't bother to answer.

HICCUP Mild calibration issue.

GOBBER Hiccup. If you ever want to get out there and fight dragons, you need to stop all (beat)

He gestures at Hiccup.

GOBBER …this.

Except for Stoic, everybody present laughed at Gobber's teasing.

HICCUP (annoyed) But you just gestured to all of me.

GOBBER Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you.

HICCUP (mocking) Ohhhhhhhhhh

GOBBER (mocking back) Ohhhhhhh yes.

HICCUP You sir are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much raw Vikingness contained. (Beat) There will be consequences!

"Oh boy, there were consequences!" Astrid exclaimed.

"Tell me about it. How did I get myself into this mess?" Hiccup said.

Gobber teased, "Even for you, this is an all time high!" Even though he was mad at everybody else, he was ready to forgive Gobber.

Hiccup pointed a finger a Gobber. He get's tossed a sword.

GOBBER (dryly) I'll take my chances. Sword. Sharpen. Now.

Ruffnut stared. "Of course I can pick up the sword, I've been in the forge since I was 5!" Hiccup said smugly.

Hiccup trudges over to the grinder day dreaming.

HICCUP (V.O)

One day I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here.

All the dragons shifted. Maybe this would explain why they were being hunted.

A Nadder head I sure to al least get me noticed. Gronkles are tough. Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend. A zippleback? Exotic, exiting. Two heads, twice the status.

Huh. Killing a dragon was a way to show "manliness and courage". Though they were a bit confused about Hiccup. Every time dragon killing was mentioned he got a bit green. Plus he smelled like a night fury.

VIKING They found the sheep!

At the mention of sheep, half the dragons licked their chops. Hiccup said, "Don't even think about it." At this Stoic thought, 'Yep. I definitely have to get him fixed. Now he is talking to dragons.'

STOIC Concentrate fire over the lower bank.

HICCUP (V.O)

And then there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best Vikings go after those. They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire.

Future Hookfang stomped his foot in agreement.

Stoic looks round to see the nightmare emerging.

STOIC I'll take care of this.

He starts to hit it with his hammer.

At every hit Hiccup winces. The Vikings that notice think, 'Surely he wouldn't pity them!'

Then there is a loud screaming sound. Everyone looks up, including Hiccup in the stall.

HICCUP (V.O)

But the ultimate prize is the dragon no one has ever seen. We call it the

VIKING Night Fury! Get down!

Toothless grinned at this. He was the best!

STOIC Jump!

The tower is hit and starts crumbling as it gets hit by a plasma blast. A dark shape passes by with a whoosh

HICCUP This thing never steals food, never shows itself, and…

Another hit at the tower destroys it completely.

HICCUP (V.O)

…never misses. No one has ever killed a night fury. That is why I'm going to be the first.

"Yeah, Hiccup will kill a Night Fury as soon as Viking fly! I would be his slave for a day as soon as that happens!" Snotlout exclaimed. Astrid and Hiccup shared a secret smile. I wonder what he would make Snotlout do.

In the forge Gobber untwists his hammer and twists an axe on instead.

GOBBER Man the fort Hiccup. The need me out there. (hesitant) Stay. Put. There. You know what I mean.

"Okay Hiccup. Who wants the yak's milk? Sit. Stay. Good boy!" Gobber said while cracking the room up. Hiccup turned a puppyish look and sat and stayed.

He turns and hollers into the crowd.

Moments later Hiccup is pushing a wheel barrow like thingy through the cluster.

VIKING Hiccup, where are you going?

VIKING Comeback here!

HICCUP I know. Be right back!

ON Stoic. A few Nadders are cornering some sheep. Suddenly Stoic throws a net over them and clamps a Nadders jaws shut.

STOIC Mind yourselves! The devils still have some juice in them.

The Nadders that had been caught winced. Stoic was pretty strong.

On Hiccup he reaches a cliff where he quickly pulls and pushes a bunch of thingies and stops, waiting for a target.

HICCUP (muttering) Come on, give me something to shoot at, give me something to shoot at.

BOOM! A tower is hit. A whoosh tells Hiccup that its there. He pulls the trigger and watches it without hesitating. Suddenly there's a WHACK and a SCREECH.

The movie stops for a moment. Then the roar from the cheering crowd fills the room. Everyone felt bad about how they ignored him and now- now Hiccup is a hero!

HICCUP (amazed) Oh, I hit it. Yes I hit it! Did anybody see that?

Behind Hiccup a Nightmare sneaks toward him as he turns around.

HICCUP (sarcastically) Except for you.

A lot of the Vikings wondered how he could be so funny. One person asked and was answered with, "I have had a lot of practice." Then he said darkly, "It's how I brush off the hurtful comments."

On Stoic as he holds down the nets. He hears a girl like scream and sees the silhouette of Hiccup on the hill.

Astrid teased, "Even for you that was girly!"

STOIC Don't let them escape!

Hiccup runs behind a wooden pillar as it's torched by molten rock. He peers around looking for the dragon as the nightmare creeps around the other side. He opens his mouth to eat him but is barreled away by Stoic. He pulls out his hammer as the dragon coughs up some fire.

STOIC You're all out.

He starts to hit the nightmare back and forth with his hammer. It flies away in defeat.

HICCUP (V.O)

Oh, and there's one more thing you should know…

The twins looked amazed. "Hiccup can do more damage in one sitting than we can do in a week!" they exclaimed.

The brazier falls, sending the flaming torch rolling down the hill. Vikings jump out of the way and the captured Nadders use the diversion to escape. Livestock are hanging from the dragons claws. The torch keeps rolling, and with every crash Hiccup flinches.

HICCUP Sorry, dad.

Okay but I hit a Night Fury.

"Seriously, when have I ever lied?" Hiccup accused. Almost all the crowd looked down ashamed.

Stoic grabs Hiccup and starts dragging him.

HICCUP It's not like the last few times dad, I actually really hit it. You guys were busy and I had a very clear shot. It went down just off of Raven Point. Let's get a search party down there before it ca-

STOIC Stop! Just stop. Every time you step outside disaster follows. Can you not see that I have bigger problems here? Winter's almost here and I have an entire village to feed.

HICCUP (quietly) Between you and me, the village could do with less feeding ya know?

A few wives looked triumphant at this statement. Trying to get a viking to work out is like trying to train a dragon (or so they thought.)

A few Vikings look at their stomachs and realize they weren't as agile as before.

STOIC This isn't a joke Hiccup! Why can't you follow the simplest of orders.

"Well, when you were a lad you got into trouble very week!" Gobber shouted.

HICCUP I can't stop myself. I see a dragon and I just have to kill it. Ya know? It's who I am dad.

"No, it isn't" Hiccup muttered. Nobody but Astrid heard him.

STOIC You are many things Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them. (angry-quiet) Get back to the house. (to Gobber) Make sure he gets there.

As they approach the teens Gobber smacks Hiccup on the head. The teens snicker at Hiccup.

TUFFNUT Quite the performance.

SNOTLOUT I've never seen someone mess up that badly. That helped!

HICCUP (exasperated) Thank you, thank you. I was trying so…

The teens looked ashamed at this.

They walk up a hill to a house, Hiccup complaining to Gobber about his father.

HICCUP I really did hit one.

GOBBER Sure Hiccup

HICCUP And when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl like someone scimped on the meat in his sandwhich. (taking on a heavy Scottish accent) Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you've brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms. Extra guts and glory on the side. This here. This is a talking fishbone.

Did Hiccup really feel that way? He was always the odd man out.

GOBBER You're thinkin' about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like. I t's what's inside that he can't stand.

Hiccup sarcastically said, "Gobber, that was just the pep talk I needed."

HICCUP I just want to be one of you guys.

He turns and opens the front door. And runs straight out the back.

Stoic admitted, 'He was never going to stay inside.'