Two and a half well intentioned fools find themselves in the Worm Universe, gifted by Abaddon. In their attempts to save some, they may just doom all. SI based on the Worm CYOA Update Gimel.

Lelouch dreamed about the past glories of his Valyrian family, when they'd held great keeps and their fleets ruled the Narrow Sea. But some nights, he dreamed of a life that wasn't his. He dreamed of an empire, war, and tyranny. Most of all, Lelouch Velaryon dreamed of revolution. (Lelouch from Code Geass inserted into ASOIAF, set in the War of the Ninepenny Kings era).

POV from a OC-SI one year older than the twins, AU from triwizard onward, even if Harry Potter will be canonish. Detailed explanation of magic, animagus, alchemy, rituals, Worldwide scenarios.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

A soul from our world is thrown into the body of Ron Weasley in the exact moment that Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Teenage hormones, dark lords, and missing memories is a hell of a combination. SI

Update 3/11/18: This is my first shoot at writing story on anything so take it easy. My story is about what would happen I Lelouch was reborn House Stark in the Game of thrones world and how he would change the fate of the Seven Kingdoms. I am now doing this story till the end and all chapter are being over look one more and will be updated. (this is now a harem)

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome

In the midst of a Chaos Invasion, a Tech-Priest of Mars is flung through a Warp Gate. Rather than a gruesome end at the hands of Chaos, the Omnissiah spared the adept's life. Now the Tech-Priest finds himself in a strange world with strange people, and must use his holy knowledge to protect it.

Alexander Dantes was a mere child, eager to learn magic, but he was a muggle-born and he knew not what that meant. But after his first night in Hogwarts he learned, and now this new world would suffer the consequences. Join him as he enacts his revenge, learns the secrets of magic, and fights for his very survival. Covers Years 1-7, Canon Compliant. MATURE! PART ONE! COMPLETE!

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.

Harry Potter simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU (COMPLETE, if you can believe it!)

Harry Potter was excited to learn of the wizarding world, unfortunately he had no idea the crucible he was walking into. AU.

Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]

After the end of the series, Tyrion asks Bran about the truth behind certain events. He doesn't expect the answers he gets. [Oneshot]

Self insert into Anakin Skywalker's body. Raising himself to be someone worthy as the title of 'Chosen' to be a Jedi seems too Rigid, a Sith too selfish. War over idelogies was too stupid a reason to die...war for power to vain. M for safety concerns.

No matter how much creativity authors might exert in setting up self-insertion stories, there are some situations you just don't see. Wonder why? [Oneshot. Parody.]

A tale of a twisted Harry's view on Magic and his journey. ABANDONED. Up for Adoption.

Xander Harris makes unique Hellsing vampire because he's a walking, talking, blood sucking fanfiction cliché. Children of the night, what music they make...

Reincarnating with the gamer interface was all a part of the plan, being reborn as Ron Weasley not so much. It was something I could work with, sure. Magic is great! But as I would soon learn, it had the tendency of introducing a plethora of other issues.

When a boy wakes up in the world of Naruto with no memory of the past, foggy memories of the future, and a convenient Gamer-like ability so what's he to do? The only option is to get stronger and move forward. SI-ish. Mainly OC. Kind of AU. Plans for crossovers in the future. Please leave reviews! (I'll create a separate sequel to this story in the future.)

Lily Potter dies in a flash of green light on Hallowe'en, 1981, and finds herself back in September, 1971. And then, a decade later, again. And again. And again... One-shot. Warning: Horror, 'M' rating, repeated character deaths (including of the protagonist.) Author notes expanded to address witch & wizard idiocy, 6th March 2020.

Taylor Hebert is unknowingly the descendant of a long line of Saiyans, but she doesn't discover her true power until she is saved by a mysterious martial artist.

Saren is dead. Shepard is dead. But when she comes back, Ian and I will be waiting. Let's see the Omega 4 relay try to stop us...assuming we even make it that far. Sequel to Welcome to the Family. Rated T for language.

"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.

A recently deceased soul finds, to his surprise, that he is invited to play a very special game. He embarks on life as Viserys Targaryen, armed with knowledge of canon, Gamer powers, and a dirty imagination. Watch what hijinks he'll get up to, as he takes first Essos and then the world by storm. Crossposted on AO3.

Suddenly Phoenix shifted from lax to alert and he rose from his seat. He paced toward the corridor and leaned against the wall with one hand, reminding her of a tiger stalking his prey. Natasha shivered and placed a hand on her gun. "Hello Nick," Phoenix purred. "I hear you've been playing with the big boy toys and you didn't think to invite me." *W.I.P.*

Dr. Strange saw NO future where Thanos didn't win and wipe out the universe. Still, they valiantly try. Broken and defeated, Stephen enacts a desperate gamble, using the Time Stone to send Tony ten years into the past, right back to when he met Yinsen. Armed with foresight and terrible resolve, Tony WILL protect the planet. OR, how Tony accidentally became a God.

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

Seven years after defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter has been raising his godson, Teddy Lupin with the help of Teddy's grandmother, Andromeda Tonks. What will happen when Fawkes the Phoenix pulls this happy, war-weary family back in time for a chance at a better future. Set before the breakout from Azkaban in OOTP. No paradox.*What We Lost* is the sister fic without time-travel.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Vala has come to the realisation that Daniel will never have feelings for her. Moving on is easier said than done, especially if Daniel has anything to say on it.

The horror of Westeros left its mark on Jamie Lannister. But what would he do if he could go back and do things differently. One shot. Ok so it's a two shot now...

The rebirth of an entire race and society is a tall order when this and other galaxies are not safe. What is Harry to do? What he does best, jump in feet first. Rating T for some language and mentions of nudity later on. Pairings HP/HG/LL/other

A self insert, into none other than Aerys II Targaryen. What shall be the changes wrought by this event? Utter doom or a glorious era? Read and discover. (TenDark's masterpiece.)

"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.

How much suffering must one endure before they are incapable of feeling anything else? Pretty heavy Jack angst, and, if I can swing it, a Sam/Jack ending. Takes place S8 between Affinity and Threads, and goes AU from there.

What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!

Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c go with the Aschen. Jack goes alone. Or does he? What will it mean for the team? What will it mean for Earth? AU of the 2010 timeline. No time travel to bail them out. Spoilers up through 2010, and also for 2001, and some future characters and items make their way in there.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

Fear can make you do stupid things. When you're two years behind Itachi, that's a luxury you can't afford. Drama, Angst, Humor, Horror, Bad Decisions, FFN is shit about tags, Read this on SpaceBattles, SI/OC

It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.

Harry falls through the veil, and ends up in the middle of the Battle of New York. *W.I.P.*

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Jack's musings after the 'ring scene.'

Having a deranged dark wizard after you is not too great. Having something you cannot quite explain after you in a strange world where the kindest fate is to find yourself on the wrong end of a sword makes that first thing seem like child's play. Geralt/Yennefer, Harry/? Rated M. Because there's no other way to write a Witcher story.

A modern American man finds himself in Westeros. Armed with foreknowledge, semi-modern technology and with Seven years to prepare, can the new Lord Hunter Whent of Harrenhal decide who wins the Game of Thrones?

Sequel to Hope's Calling. For Harry, things were looking up. He owned most of his freedom, he knew how to orchestrate a good time, he had at least one functioning relationship at any given time. It was all more or less under control. Several explosions later, Harry never thought he'd long for a time when his issues were as simple as some idiot blowing a hole in reality.

In 2186 the Reapers attacks the galaxy and Commander Shepard leads the crew of the SSV Normandy (SR-2) against the Reapers, traitors and Cerberus in a war for survival. At the tip of the spear, Shepard must uncover the secrets of the protheans and the Reapers to halt the unstoppable force of terror. Cover by Elisa-Gallion on Deviantart.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

When his last breath left him on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker had one wish-to be with his family. His mother, Padmé, Luke and his sister, whom he had never met, but wished to… Of course, he accepted that that wish would not be answered. So, when he woke up in his nine-year old body, he was surprised, to say the least. AU/Time Travel.

After the death of his last remaining friend, Harry Potter starts a journey across the multiverse looking for adventure. Collecting new and interesting things as he goes, can a wandering Harry make a difference in this new reality?

Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.

Multiverse theory posits that there are an infinite number of parallel universes existing concurrently with our own, and that a new one is created from every action we take or decision we make, each choice a fork in the road. So how did this universe come to be? Part Three of the Our Separate Ways series. Some spoilers from throughout the SG-1 series.

From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.

Sequel to Our Separate Ways. AU of the 2010 timeline. Mainly deals with character relationships and interactions immediately following the events of the first story, with some action thrown in. Some general spoilers from the whole series. A few very mildly described sexual situations, but nothing graphic.

Two years have passed and the Collectors are here. The Reapers grow closer with each and every day and the galaxy balances on the brink of war. Tensions rise as entire colonies vanish without trace, hidden forces slowly tightening their grip. Even with Commander Shepard brought back to life, is there any chance of victory against a ruthless foe bent on galactic extinction?

After I died, I was born again. Is this for a purpose, or an accident? I don't know. But in this new galaxy, I need to survive to find out. Self-Insert of Mass Effect 1. Increasingly AU. Part Three: The Resurrection Effect now up!

Khal Drogo's raid on the Lhazareen does not go as expected.

Harry is invited in the Gobstones Club, a club that has, apparently, not invited anyone else since Albus Dumbledore.

Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.

My ideas file for the Game of Thrones. These are short stories that may or may not become longer pieces. Many are about the consequences of cruelty or other rash acts.

An Dragon Age universe with an OC character with influences from Fallout. Making a rewrite for a true crossover. Thank you all for taking the time to read the story. I hope you enjoyed it.

D'Hoffryn isn't happy with the destruction of magic and decides that Faith and Xander are going to be his tools to change things, sending them back to their younger lives in Sunnydale. AU Time travel, Prequel,PeggySue, Language and Violence.

Harry Potter being the Master of Death would obviously live long enough to see the human race reach the stars.

This was wrong and they had to stop. Harry/Fleur.

Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.

Rhaegar Targaryen meets a woman with hair of fire and a face of lightning, and the whole future of Westeros shakes. FemHarry

Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.

"The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him."- Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince. After Loki's actions in Manhattan, he is escorted back to Asgard in chains with his pride stripped. Yet, during his imprisonment, he finds an unlikely ally in the form of a guard with the same green eyes as the ones he sees in his own reflection.

A retelling of Mass Effect 3. John Shepard was no longer the Paragon Ashley remembered him to be. They had both moved on... until the war forced them back together.

During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.

Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.

He's not the Boy-Who-Lived. He's not the Chosen One. He's not even a hero. Quite the opposite in fact. He's a being of such terrible greatness that at one point, those who were hated as devils and worshiped as deities, saw fit to seal him away. Now he's back and he wants his throne. Let Order reign...

One of John's Clones (dimensionally separated due to events in CotV) appears in very Low Orbit around a world, and crash-lands on one of the mountains outside Kirkwall. An industrial revolution begins. Guns! Violence! Events throughout DA:II and DA: Inquisition will be effected. No-Face is not amused that people still shit in buckets there. Have Fun! (I am bad at writing summaries)

When a force sensitive thief from Tatooine decides to go along with the Queen of Naboo to Coruscant, the Republic will be forever changed for the better. Harry/Padmé pairings. No Hogwarts. Wandless Magic/Semi-Intelligent/powerful!Harry.

Old Gods decide to reincarnate a spy turned scientist to tilt balance in North's favor. But, to keep the other God's satisfied they do it with a bit of twist. After all, Game of Thrones is just a big game to them. All for a good laugh.

A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.

Harry is all set for his first year at Hogwarts, except he could really use a wizard's trunk. A trunk carved with archaic ruins. A trunk that would protect him, as well as his things. A trunk that would shuffle after him on hundreds of little feet.

Set several months after 'One shot, one kill', this continues the story of Corporal Harris as he's brought further into Agent Gibbs world when a Hamas terrorist strikes at his team, though an unexpected surprise awaits him at NCIS

[COMPLETE] During the Summer between 5th and 6th year Dumbledore finds himself in need of a new muggle studies professor after a falling out with Charity Burbage. And who better to teach muggle studies than a Muggle! No Bashing, No Slash, No crazy power trips or outlandish abilities (O/C Professor x Tonks, Rated T for terribly cheesy ;)

The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.

The world has tried to break Harry before. Some days, at his most lucid, he wonders if it succeeded. Either way, he doesn't intend to take it lying down, but from Templars to demons, the trouble keeps coming. Oh and the world might be ending, although that, for once, is someone else's problem.

After the war, little has changed for Muggleborns in Britain, so Hermione seeks a place where she will fit in and be welcome. She finds somewhere unexpected, where she can feel useful again. When Harry begins to feel equally displaced at home, due to problems arising from being Master of the Elder Wand, she invites him to join her. For once no Harry or Ron bashing! AU.

What if Regulus Black had a son before he died? What if his son was raised by Orion and Walburga Black at 12 Grimmauld Place? And what could this possibly mean for the future of the wizarding world? (Hiatus)

in 1995 ret. Major General Jack O'Neill stepped through the Gate and found he had traveled 20 years into the past. There was only thing for him to do, harass his younger self until older Sam could rescue him.

Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

The provoking young Cousland Grey Warden stands squarely in the way of Anora's ambitions.

Abused and treated like a slave by his relatives, avoided by everyone else, Harry James Potter grows up hating Humans for treating him like a Freak. Knowing just how horrible people can be, is it a surprise that when he is given the opportunity to take his revenge, he takes it? Rated M for mature content such as gore (it's Hellsing after all), as well as abuse and child rape.

The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

After centuries of isolation, mankind is finally allowed to sends a mortal man to Themyscira to act as an ambassador. He must embody the epitome of masculinity. What kind of man could be worthy of such a role? His name is Ron Swanson, Director of Parks and Recreation. And the Amazons will never be the same.

Post-Worm/Pre-Thor-MCU. After her death, Taylor is brought to Valhalla and later in front of Odin for a very specific purpose. Shutter your windows and grab your bug spray Marvel Cinematic Universe, there's a new valkyrie in town. Taylor's got her bugs back and she's not afraid to use them.

Sequel to 'Quickening' and TamaraJagellovsk's fic 'Keeping a Secret'. Sam meets up with Jon once again. The next instalment in our little Jon/ Sam series.

When Xander Harris wears a Guy Fawkes mask for Halloween it is the beginning of an insurrection which will shake the foundations of Sunnydale... Fifth in the 31 Halloween Knights. *title is deliberate

Death comes to all in time, but it seems she comes to Xander more often then most. Why? Because she's taken a liking to him. XH/Death. Second of the White Knight Romances.

The end of Sovereign was only the beginning. Faced with obsticles he never thought he had to face, Alex will have to do whatever he can to protect everyone from the Reapers. No matter what it takes, he'll do what's needed when others refuse to. Everything has a price. But as long as he is at her side, nothing else matters. OC/FShep

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

YAHF. To get Willow to wear a more daring costume, Buffy and Xander agree to go in the same costume Willow does. Buffy picks a set of matching costumes that are something called FAE... When the spell wears off, Buffy, Xander, and Willow are left with new bodies, life-changing memories, and a city-sized starship. A mega-crossover.

Chapters 1-44 of keiranhalcyon's story to save gitar002 the effort of plagiarising the rest. As complete as it may ever be.

They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.

YAHF, I think just about everybody who Loves BTVS fic has to write a Halloween fic that starts out, 'a small alteration to Xander's costume has unexpected consequences...' This one is mine. Xander not wanting to be unarmed after dark causes him to grab a gladius from the weapons cage in the library while Giles is out.

Saren is dead and the Reapers have been defeated- for now. But nothing stays the same, no matter how much you want it to. For some, the spoils of our first battle was survival. For others, even that was withheld. Now it's time to fight again, to reclaim what was lost. Sequel to the Transmigration Effect. Increasingly AU. Cover design by @markgdaniels. Sequel now up!

Thousands of years later, Jake O'Neil's descendent looks out the temple palace to see what the god Methos sees. (This will make absolutely no sense if you haven't already read A Square Peg in a Round Hole.)

Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?

Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE

Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.

Keiran Swan was going to die, but rescued from death's clutches by our favorite single letter ROB. Now in another universe, burdened with the knowledge of what's to come, he must walk a tight rope of temptation - and truly face the dilemma of a certain famous Vulcan proverb. (SI)

A biotic quarian is raised in a human colony and joins the Alliance military. His seemingly simple tour of duty leads to the first steps in discovering a galaxy-wide conquest of control by a shadowy organization. OC/Kasumi romance.

YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...

Severus Snape has come to a decision about his place in the world after his Fifth Year OWLs. Namely that he would have very little room to improve his station no matter who won the brewing war in Wizarding Britain. But, when you're a halfblood there are more than two roads open to you. What if Severus chose not to dance between Light and Dark in the Wizarding World, but gave tha

YAHF - When a teacher decided to combine a school project with the Halloween safety project, Xander has to dress as a family member and talk about their lives... leaving him wearing the same costume for Halloween, the costume of his uncle in New York, Doctor Egon Spengler. Now with the emergence of a new Ghostbuster on the Hellmouth, things are changed drastically...

The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.

He had Tom Riddle's memories, and he vowed to undo the damage that creature had done and build a better world.

The Saints' calling brings their paths across that of The Shadow's mission.

An unsuspecting man is dropped in a fictional war zone and must survive in a world much different than his own. (ABANDONED)

Inspired by whitetigerwolf's fic Love Is Eternal. Harry is a Hero, and the Queen knows what must become of Heroes once their fight is over; they are to be rewarded, and then they must wed. She arranges that he marry a young woman who will need a Hero at her side - because this young woman has monsters to kill. HxI, AxS, I don't own anything. Complete.

DISCONTINUED. Discovering his magic at an early age, Harry Potter set's out on a journey of adventure. An encounter with a Goa'uld however, sets him on the path of conquest and godhood. Powerful-Godlike Harry. Goa'uld Harry. Gray Harry. Rated M for violence and language. Warning: Contains Cliches.

Many people thought of Lord Petyr Baelish as a strange and terrifying man. He was willing to do anything to gain power over others. Indeed, The spymaster Varys believed that he would make a kingdom of fire and ash if it mean he would rule. But what no one knew was that it was not fire he wanted. But a kingdom of flesh and monsters. Rated M for violence and lots of death. Oneshot.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

Harry is sent by Death on a mission to Westeros to retrieve the hallows he supposedly destroyed. AU. Dragonlord!Harry, past!Harry/Luna.

My attempt at writing a continuation for Make a Wish, Hunt for Mr. Black and Terminal Justice. Harry gets sent into the marvel universe. rated T for mild swearing and limes. A/N: Yes, I know this story sucks. This was also one of the first stories I wrote. Granted, I haven't improved all that much, but I would like to say that this is crap even compared to the crap I have written.

He'd been running himself ragged for over a month, and Lily waited with something akin to awe for the inevitable crash. [LJOneshot]

It starts with a lack of batteries.

Instead of starting a new game, I end up living it. Now, stuck in a world meant to be fiction, I must use my knowledge to save this universe. OC/Ashley, Femshep/Liara. Rated T for language. Newly rewritten and improved.

An innocent conversation about Hedwig is the start of a beautiful relationship.

In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.

One shot that combines ME and Terminator with a twist.

In the beginning, He was just a man. But He became a man of many names - names of history, names for the terrible power that he possessed. Methos was never a name, it was his Legend. Harry Potter,on the other hand... Well, that was something special. You never forget your first. CROSSOVER HP/Highlander/SG ***EDIT: now updated to a certain degree of completion.***

A Moebius AU: Jack O'Neill is second in command of a project to discover the purpose of this strange metallic ring found under the ice in Antarctica. Only no one seems to know what to do with it, except for a timid research assistant: Dr. Sam Carter. Can Jack help her find the confidence in herself to make the project succeed? * Jack/Sam, Sam/Jonas H.* Warnings: domestic violence

Stargate Command and Gibbs' team from NCIS get crosswise with each other.

Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS

Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.

My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.

Who would've thought that the fate of the galaxy would rest upon the shoulders of two young survivors from Mindoir. Pairings: John Shepard/Liara T'Soni, Jason Shepard/Miranda Lawson.

Ripped from one life and thrown into another, watch this wizard turned Goa'uld work his way to power. AU, Manipulative!Harry, PowerHungry!Harry, Kinda!Super!Harry. (Abandoned)

Xander decides that Angel isn't the only guy who can wear a trench coat.

AU, Dimension Travelling. Just one of those fics everyone gets the urge to write about. Semi-crack, I guess.

The war is over, and the sheep of the wizarding world have once again begun to turn their backs on him. In hopes of avoiding the hostility of the public and the greed of the Ministry, Harry embarks on a journey that will take him to a new life. Repost ch

Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS

Jack's clone is not coping well living without his team. Sam comes up with a way for them to both be happy.

What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)

Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?

Jack reflects on his life with Sam. Short one shot, written near Valentine's Day, even if not specifically for the holiday. Canon compliant, but bring tissues. Cover art by XFChemist.

With her son and husband in Azkaban Narcissa Malfoy's life has gone down hill and is on hold until her son is home. A chance encounter with Harry however leads her to realise that "Heaven's not a place where you go when you die. It's that moment in life where you actually feel alive."

One minute, I'm at home; the next, I'm in a wretched hive of alien criminals. This universe is a death-trap; the apocalypse is coming and the Reapers are going to kill us all. I'm no soldier, I'm a cowardly thinker. To survive, I'll have to think outside the box. But first, I have to survive Omega. To do that, I'll have to cast my lot in with the ruler of this rock, Aria T'Loak.

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Heroes come from all walks of life. None of that helped Miranda understand one Commander Shepard. For all she knew, he came from dark space.

Just in time for Halloween. YAHF. Xander thought his outfit would be ironic. But it stopped being funny when he got stuck. Now he gets to see the world from the other side. -Complete

After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry

A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.

An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.

Who does the SGC turn to, when they are in need of an expert on languages and Daniel is not available? And how does Simon Fisher - Methos' latest identity - react when approached by the military?

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

Post-Fallout 3 main story one-shot. Amata, the new Overseer of Vault 101, receives some terrible news and must enter the wastelands of Washington D.C. herself to find the answer. Will the man she cast out return to help? Some violence. Implied Amata/M!Lone Wanderer pairing in the past.

A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.

The story follows the advantures of Liam, an Alterran who decides to leave the higher plane of existance in order to take care of the many mistakes his race made before ascending.

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."

A man who is the British Government isn't used to having equals. It's... nice. Written in response to the prompt: Mycroft thinks he's met his match. He has no idea how far out of his depth he truly is.

A twist based of the snatchers scene from Deathly Hallows. One Shot.

I always felt there weren't enough M!Aeducan stories, nor enough M!Warden x Leliana stories, so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. This is based on the hero of my first playthrough, and his relationship with everyone's favorite lay sister.

Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *

Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.

Winner of the October DLP Azkaban!Harry story contest. Harry Potter, imprisoned by a fluke stroke of luck, wakes up to a new world filled with spaceships, an all-powerful Military Government, and the ragtag crew of Serenity. Where does Magic fit in?

YAHF - Xander decides to embrace 'come as you aren't' on Halloween a little too much. As a result he now has the fate of the planet and the Human Race in his hands.

Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

One shot, Cass and M!Courier. This was a spur of the moment thing for me, and it is without a doubt the single raunchiest thing I've ever written. If there was a rating higher than "M," I'd slap it on. If that's your particular brand of whiskey, enjoy!

Impossible as it seems, Methos is beheaded in a car crash. But his will to survive stops his Quickening from dispersing, and it goes into the nearest mortal instead. What happens when Daniel Jackson and Methos are one and the same?

COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.

Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!

A mission goes wrong, forcing Methos to reveal his most well-kept secret.

Fleur should know by now that if that idiot vet puts an injured animal in front of her husband and then tells him that there's no law against exotic pets in this country, that she was going to get the Puppy Dog Look. From both Potter and Pet. Set in my AU

oneshot, don't own, complete. Following the thought of 'Disc Raised'. How does Harry Sto Helit/Potter handle Hogwarts and everything that goes with it?

The powers of the immortals combine in the one receiving the Prize. In the film, upon defeating the Kurgan, Connor MacLeod receives the gift of telepathy. What if he were also gifted with magic? HP/Highlander first film crossover. Not slash.

Arranged Marriage. One-Shot. Harry/Integra

Samantha Carter and SG-1 have a run in with NCIS that results in not just one, but two dead bodies, one year apart. How will Jack O'Neill react to having to bail his wife out of NCIS custody, not once but twice? And why do dead bodies follow Sam around?

One last desperate gambit lands Harry in the past, to change the whole course of history - for the better. There's no turning back on the path Harry has taken, no second chances. Dark!Harry, vampire!Harry, time travel. 4th place in May DLP challenge.

HP/AiW xover Those who come to the Underland rarely leave unscathed. Alice escaped with a newfound sense of self, but others are not nearly so fortunate. Alice/Hatter.

Ten years ago they won the battle: Voldemort was dead. They didn't realize that at the same time they had lost the war. Now, a shadow lurks over the Wizarding World that threatens to change everything. AU Harry Potter.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

Miranda Lawson's never been in love before. But Shepard… Shepard changes everything about that fact. M!Shep/Miranda.

For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...

Kelly Chambers left it behind. Someone followed. Kelly/M!Shepard, PWP, smut.

Why is Alucard such a loyal servant? Why does he like Integra so much? And why does he prize her blue eyes so much? Told from Alucard's mind. NOT a Alucard/Integra pairing. ONESHOT

The story of a Goa’uld who lacked the insanity of her race, her rise to power and the birth of an empire.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Ten years after the war, Harry wonders if he's finally found everything he needs to be happy.

Jack makes a bet in a bar.

An Alternate Universe story of how the rebel Michael Couslands attempts to abduct Teyrna Anora MacTir and steal her heart.

There is love at first sight and then there is this.

Take a decently fit Nerd, throw him into a slightly more magical version of the real world in 1990, and give him the ability to gain power as per D&D levelling system. A completely gratuitous piece, written purely for the author's own satisfaction.

Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences

After the deaths of Toshiko and Owen, Ianto is sent to Atlantis by the PM, to serve British interests as Richard Woolsey's aide. This will lead to a profound change in his life. Part 01 complete.

There is a very good reason why your mother tells you to never pick up hitchhikers, and Colonel O'Neill is going to find out why.

A young man is thrust into the shoes of a hero and is forced to fight the Fifth Blight as one of the last Grey Wardens in Ferelden.

Sequel to Isis' Bane. With the knowledge and technology of the goa'uld, and his own innovation, Harry becomes a force all his own in the galaxy. Exploring science and magic, Harry discovers the price of waging war.

Jon has spent 20,000 years making life. Q says he's doing it all wrong. Could be either movieverse or comicverse Watchmen, since Dr. Manhattan's story is similar between the two.

What if "the power the Dark Lord knows not" had nothing to do with love? What if it had everything to do with justice? Crossover of Harry Potter and the Crow.

Fleur in France 19 years later, and something happens... AU Disregards epilogue - mostly.

Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.

A drunk Sam Carter and Janet Fraiser discuss the hypothetical bedroom behavior of Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.

Harry Potter. Reluctant dimension-traveling hero. "If I ever get back, I'm going to murder them both. Messy and violent."

Jack and Sam post series. it was nothing special but it everything.

When the unthinkable happens, what can you do to forgive yourself? The Lone Wanderer's idea of closure will lead to one of two things: Salvation...or self-destruction. COMPLETE!

Something has changed in our distant past. We are totally different. We have created a near Utopia. We have already begun the exploration of space. What we found in the final frontier was not what we hoped for. Our dreams of a peaceful Universe shattered.

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash

What would it take for Evan Lorne to wake up and finally see the truth? Lorne/Cadman pre-ship ... very little plot but hopefully still worth reading!

Two not-so-unique individuals meet in a high school classroom

Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.

A fluffy little one shot for those who need a little Fleur/Harry in their lives. After the War. Part of my AU Universe. Set in Africa.

Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.

It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry

The very last day of the Second War did not happen when most thought it did; it happened much, much later. AU after Half Blood Prince. Slightly dark story.

No matter what path she takes, there were some things that were destined to be. S/J

During Buffy's absence during the summer before senior year, Xander realizes that without a Vampire Slayer, they are rightfully and truly doomed. Luckily, he has a plan...

John sighed. “If you haven’t noticed, I’m about one fry short of a happy meal.”

Not sure if this should be SGA or SG-1. Set in Atlantis, but Sam/Jack. Season four. Disaster strikes Atlantis and Carter must rise to the command challenge - just as her old boss arrives for a visit.

One-Shot, inspired by the Punisher. A violent vengeance is exacted. Warnings for violence, and pretty much bashes everyone except Harry.

Xander gets possessed by someone who Giles knew back in his ‘Ripper’ days. And this DOES have consequences during the first half of season 2. COMPLETE

S/J one-shot I wrote because I always wondered why Jack took that job in Washington. He hates wearing starched collars, hates Washington, and hates politicians. So there must have been a pretty good reason to put up with all of that...

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

ABANDONED - TO BE REWRITTEN // After Halloween, Xander finds himself with the knowledge of the assassin Altair Ibn La-Ahad and the decision to either use these new skills to help his friends or not. But not everyone is very happy with that arrangement...

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

Xaner Harris dresses as Ingmar Bergman's Death, and things get ... Interesting. The CORRECT Parts 5-7 now up!

A tragedy about love lost and complete devotion. HONKS, character death.

Tonks made one joke about how young he was. But regardless of age, Harry knows how to torture a woman. Twenty times. M for strong, strong, strong sexual content, very graphic too, and I guess strong language. And you guessed it: HPNT

A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....

3rd in 6000series, follows 'On a Plane'. General insanity in HellsingMansion. Crossover Hellsing Highlander

Fifty years after the extinction of the human race, Jack O’Neill wakes to discover that he may be the only one capable of undoing it, but not without a price. Apocafic, Angst, Sam/Jack established relationship, some Daniel/Vala, Jack/Vala friendship/ust

AU Order of the Phoenix, with a twist.

Jack's clone can't sleep.

In which Jack and Sam have a moment, post200... And then Jack is, well, Jack, and SG1 dodges the fallout.

Second in the 'Six Thousand Years' series, follows 'Six Thousand Years in a Bar'. Ten years after their chance encounter, they meet once again still by chance? Crossover Hellsing Highlander.

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.

Jack isn't so great with the talking. But who needs words? Inspired by 'Easy Silence' by the Dixie Chicks.

Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...

[Sam x Jack] Sam spends the night at the SGC again but it's not the same fare as usual. Based on a quote from Albert Einstein included at the end.

oneshot. SamJack. Gossip around the office of Homeworld Security.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations

Xander encounters Ethan Rayne during 'Band Candy', and afterwards, the events of the 199899 senior year end up happening somewhat differently. [COMPLETE]

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.

Harry PotterHighlander Methos takes a young Severus Snape under his wing.

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

COMPLETE A genius joins the SGC except he knows more than any one man should. Crossover with The Pretender

FINISHED! What if Xander dressed as the Soldier, but said Soldier’s old mission and skills came back to the forefront of Xander’s mind?

This is the first fic I ever submitted online. It's an obligatory Highlander crossover set in early season 3.

‘I’ve always wanted to be a Mother.’ HarryHermione. It's cottoncandyish. (-I cannot believe Spring Break's almost over!-)

This is a review I got:(corneliusfudge, Signed Review )"I thought that this would be pure and utter crap, owing to the title. It is, however, the best piece of fan fiction I have read for years. Seriously." (I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey s

A streetwalker learns where fear and strength meet - in the shadow of the Bat. A Gotham Noir story.