HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY NAME IS HATAKEFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! (Used to be Duskfire1954, but I became obssesed with Naruto so ...XD)

Who Am I?

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking about purses, clothes, or boys to her firends. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone (change to correct gender)The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, Shigiya, Jack of blades son, Catriona The Hedgehog, Hatakefire

Age: I'll always be five on the inside ;)

Gender: Female

Location: I'd rather NOT have stalkers, thank you very much

Relationship: Yes I have one you nosey people

Fav. Book: Do I have to choose?

Fav. Book series: either Warriors or Ranger's apprentice

Fav. Music: I love A LOT of music, but my favorite band is the BoDeans

Fav. Anime: NARUTO!!!!

Fav. TV Show: DOCTOR WHO!!!! (David Tennant all the way)

Fav. Cartoon show: Tom and Jerry XD

Fav. Movie: Lord of the Rings

Games I Play: Pottermore, Wizard101, sometimes Disney games or Cartoon Network, Left 4 Dead (1 and 2), Halo (all but Halo 1) Super Smash Brother's, Dragons of Atlantis, Pirate101 and probably a few others I can't remember right now XD

ALSO PLEASE GO TO MY FRIEND'S FORUM CALLED "GOING BACK TO HOGWARTS" ITS AMAZING!!!!!!!

FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM VARIOUS SHOWS AND BOOKS AND MOVIES

Doctor Who: Tenth Doctor (HE IS SO AMAZING WOOO!)

Naruto: Kakashi (...I needn't have to explain, right?)

Warriors: (Hard to choose but...) Cinderpelt

Harry Potter: Remus Lupin (Such a sad story filled with some happiness...gotta love Moony)

Wizard101: Hagen Shieldbreaker (He's just one of those minor characters that you like - simple but strong)

Dragons Riders of Berk: Astrid (Hot viking chick that rides a dragon and can beat up anybody? Um...duh)

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn (But my dog's name is Gimli XD - but Aragorn is SO COOL!)

Underworld: Selene (Vampire that kills stuff in an amazing way...um...yeah XD)

Twilight: Carlisle (Read my Views on Twilight at the bottom of the page)

Phineas and Ferb: Perry THE PLATYPUS! (He is A SEMIAQUATIC EGG-LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION!)

Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness: Shifu (He may be stuck up sometimes but it's cause he had a hard past and he is TOTALLY AWESOME)

Once Upon A Time: Graham (HE IS SO COOL WHY IS HE DEAD D:)

Iron Man: IRON MAN!!!!! (A kind of sad childhood; genius; saves world; was a jerk but learned to change...he's awesome ;P)

X-Men: Wolverine (I love him so much...at first I thought he was a jerk and I hated him (which he is) but then I started to love him, and though he is cool in the cartoon...Hugh Jackman anyone? XD...but seriously, Wolverine is awesome!)

Halo: MASTER CHIEF!!!!! (He is so amazing...just...A M A Z I N G)

Ice Age: Diego (He's funny and strong and awesome :D)

The Walking Dead: Daryl...Dixon...is...a...BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherlock: (Sherlock, because he is amazingly epic and awkward...XD But John is a close second)

Rise of the Guardians Bunnymund (He is kind of mean but he stands for Hope and he does care on the inside)

Penguins of Madagascar: Skipper (He's paranoid and sometimes mean but he's strong and he does care and he has a BACKSTORY XDDD)

Torchwood: Captain Jack Harkness (He's kind of a Gary-Stu but he has been through so much pain and he's just so cool!!!)

Heroes: SYLAR (I LOVE YOU!!!!! Yeah. That's it lol)

Star Trek TOS and 2009: SPAWK! I mean, I prefer Spock to the other characters of the show. (Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto are amazing at this role)

The Underland Chronicles: Ripred. (He's just so cool and lonely and awesome XD)

Ranger's Apprentice: Halt (He's such a great mentor and a boss :D)

FAVORITE PAIRINGS IN AFOREMENTIONED SHOWS

Amy/Rory

Naru/Hina (I hate Sakura, sorry)

Lionblaze/Cinderheart (STOP BEING STUBBORN AND BE WITH LIONBLAZE CINDERHEART GOSH!)

Remus/Tonks (Why did they have to die D:)

Malistaire/Sylvia (So cute even if it drove Malistaire insane...yea...)

Astrid/Hiccup

Aragorn/Arwin (YEAH FOR LOVE NOT IMMORTALITY!...sorta...XD)

Canon Pairings

Carlise/Esme (So perfect for eachother and both awesome...:))

Candance/Jeremy (I think Jeremy desvers more than Candance at times but other times they are just so good for eachother)

Canon Pairings

Snow/Charming

Wolverine/Storm (GO AWAY JEAN! GO MAKE OUT WITH SCOTT CAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM! Sry...i don't like them obviously lol)

Master Chief/Cortana (It's so sad and cute...*sniff*)

Diego/Shiara (idk how to spell her name...the female saber...lol)

Daryl/Carol (They're cute lol)

Sherlock/Irene (They were made for each other)

Canon Pairings

Skipper/Marlene (I think it's sweet)

Toshiko/Owen (I don't like Owen and Toshiko is okay, but I think they would be cute together)

Sylar/Claire (SYLAR JUST NEEDS A HUG OKAY?!)

Spock/Uhura (HE FINALLY GOT A GIRLFRIEND YAYZ!)

Gregor/Luxa (WHY DID YOU LEAVE GREGOR WHY D:)

Will/Alyss (I'm just imagining Halt chaperoning their dates...LOL)

Other Activities I partake in:

I have Fencing and Writing Club on Tuesday's, Fencing and Interact Club (A global help the world thing) on Thursday's, Saturday I go horse riding, and I am in Orchestra (I play the violin)

Send me a PM if you are interested in anything else I might like or enjoy or wish to chat about common interests :D

MY STORIES: Fate (IN TOTAL RE-EDITING!!!) (3rd chapter posted, rewriting the entire thing) (Slow updates, but there will be updates)

The Kakashi Chronicles (In Progress)(Working on next chapter) (Again, Slow updates)

Holy In My Heart (One-shot, Complete)

Wolffang (CRAZY RE-EDITING)

Wolf's Prophecy (Same Kind of Thing BUT VERY DIFFERENT APPROACH (minato obito and rin will be in it for a hint;))

Warrior Cats DARE SHOW! (Complete) (Maybe another chapter if I get enough reviews for dares...)

Lord of Death (Start writing again after I finish Chance)

Chance (Love this story right now, so I will be working on it currently)

Numb (Currently editing chapters to upload)

I have a bajillion (yes its a word) ideas to write, but not enough time or patience to write them. If you want an idea or help with a story just PM me and I will try and help (For series I know, check to make sure plz :))

And this is some stuff i found on other ppl'z profiles from stories that i like so posting them on here 'cause i thought they awesome-

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sometimes)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 6

And I'm a girl...weird :D

Things to do at WALLY WoRLD!!

1. Get 24 boxes of cookies and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a jedi match
19. Grab diapers and ask the clerk if they have them in your size

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them... but you know that they are always there.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

And this one-

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter campaigns in order to prevent unwanted animals.

Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet.

Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying

"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it

to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I

thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me

"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! (1 Scary Way to Break Up)

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

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And this one-

Fablehaven quotes

"What happens if he comes back?"

"Coyote-on-a-stick remember?" Kendra and Gavin Secrets of the dragon sanctuary

"It really is the end of the world. Time to unbottle all those hidden feelings" Vanessa Keys to the demon prison

"Welcome to Australia. I expected more koalas."

"Which way to the baggage claim area?"

"Not one of the fancier airports I've seen. This is more like some smugglers hidden landing strip."

"What do they smuggle?"

"Boomerangs, mostly. And kangaroos. Poor little fellas." Seth and Kendra. Keys to the demon prison.

"I know i'm getting spoiled, I'm not sure i'll be able to do airports again."

"No customs, no checked bags, no tiny seats for ten hours at a time."

"What are you griping about? You hibernate like a grizzly on those long flights."

"I sleep to escape the torture"

"There's my problem. I haven't learned to sleep during torture." Warren and Tanu. KTTDP

"Uh-oh. Stan fixing pancakes! Must be time for another death-defying mission!"

"Way to ease the tension"

"Can I have some? or are they only for the condemnend?"

"No pessimistic geezers allowed." Coulter and Warren

Favorite Quotes in Life:

The worst critic to ever criticize or review my writing is always me. How mixed up is that? - My friend/me

When life gives you lemons throw them back screaming..."I WANTED LIMES!"- Elizabeth.M.Kelli

All is fair in love and war-Lyly Euphues

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. I do.

A day without light is, well, night

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

If people clapped every time I fell, I'd be followed by constant applause.

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (HAHAHAHA! sadly this is often true, NOT always though)

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. (Totally get this... though sometimes I feel like I can't even please one)

You should never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level

Whoever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate in which one can die. (I was depressed for like five minutes after this XD)

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have the longer you live.

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were. (Sob)

A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

Time is an illusion. Thus, so is age. (I love old English worlds)

I'm not as dumb as you look.

It’s not crazy when you argue with yourself its crazy when you lose. (I know I do)

I am not clumsy. I'm just accident prone.

Come to the dark side! We have cookies

Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say, "Are you going to drink that?

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit: when there are footsteps on the moon.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it!

"I didn't trip; I hugged the earth because it was sad"

I trip UP the stairs! Now THAT takes SERIOUS skill!

The reason we live on Earth is that it is still the only planet with Starbucks.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My dad, I said "Love you, goodnight!"

Where are you?
The office in my house

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
Green bay packer clock and a picture of me

What's the last thing you ate?
some M&M's...:D

What's your personality like?
Cautious and curious, like to observe but love to chat a bunch, loyal and sarcastic

What was the last thing you thought?
About the many fanfictions in my head for EVERYTHING!

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
I already answered this for English class two days ago but...Pay off all debts of my family, my brother's college and set aside some for myself, donate to charity, then spread the money to the rest of my close-ish family, give a bit more to immediate family, and put the rest aside for the future

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
Nothing, but I am thirsty so I will probably get some milk, lemonade, or water...I haven't decided yet...hmmmm ;)

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
My friend (Dawnfire11) is really random...but insanity is fun and come to think of it most of my friends are insane...WOO!

What's it like being you?
You have a lot to think about - your mind is always multitasking between issues of your life, the future, past regrets, homework, stories...even when I relax I am always thinking, thinking, thinking...even in my dreams, always imagining possible scenarios and how to respond, the likely way to respond and how I want things to happen...yeah you get the point XD

What are your thoughts on writing?

I love thinking of writing, and I prefer typing, but getting the ideas out and putting them into a comprehensible story is hard lol

How tall are you?
5 feet 6 inches - taller than my mom, no matter what she says!

What book are you currently reading?
Nothing right now (Sadly, I have read and reread all my books) but on fanfiction I am reading Return of the Marauders again

What music are you listening to?
Evanesence -Bring me to Life

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
Google, and before that Youtube :D :D :D

What was the last thing you cooked?
I don't normally cook...um, I think toast...the only thing i really make is cereal lol

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Kind of a dark murky green...not bad but not really my fav color XD

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
Fanfiction XD

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (That would be so cool!)

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste this into your profile. (Then how will we see the How to Train your Dragon TV series, and the sequel, and the third movie?!)

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran wildly with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A big head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m crazy.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me

30% Lovable
40% Competitive
50% Funny
60% Music Lover
70% Kick-ass awesome
80% Tomboy
90% Book/Chocolate Addict
100% Certified Weirdo and Proud Of It!

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: Tries to ignore you when you do something to crazy for their taste

BESTFRIENDS: Will push you aside and say, "Watch the master!" And try and do it better

If you agree that Ashfur should just get a life and take another mate, copy and paste into your profile.

If you think Hollyleaf is still alive, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...

Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s James and Lily

you say Edward
I'll say Harry, now SILENCIO!

It seems I have won the arguement!

And this one-

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

!An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Warning! Lost kids will be sold at the circus!

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eyes and then see how much they like lemons

You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

In case of emergency, break dance.

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

And this one-

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
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You say prep - I say goth

You say pink - I say black

you say Jesse McCartney - I say DIE!!!

You say Paris Hilton - I say what the heck?

You say Pop - I say Rock

You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park

you say im weird - I say I'm different

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile (I think it would be cool to be a warrior cat!!)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

And this one-

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE
('.') IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

And this one-

99.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5.

And this one-

If you support our troops, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If when life gives you lemons, you make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

READ THIS:

You know you're in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

98% of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like beef jerky, copy and paste this into your profile.

And now, a couple little pieces of wisdom:

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

AND MORE COPY & PASTE STUFF YAY!!!

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you’ve ever run into a glass door that was closed, without knowing it was closed you are normal. If you’ve ever run into a glass door knowing that it was closed, you’re abnormal. I’m abnormal. If you’re like me, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you’re like me, copy and paste this in your profile.

I know this is alot of stuff, but it awesome! And this one-

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol,SpaceCruiserStarr7833,Music-Luver94, Bloodra, D.C. 155, Catriona The Hedgehog, Duskfire1954

If it drives you nuts when your left wondering what people thought of your stories because people never review your stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

A messege to those who are not suffering from peer pressure:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx , MJLS, Little Hobbit, knuckles13, Xtrasupershadowgirl, LovelyBubbles07, Bloodra, Catriona The Hedgehog, Duskfire1954

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

And this one- :P

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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you think Colorado's driver's license age requirement (18) sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

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"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Put this on your
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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but the apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Boy friend and boyfriend. A single space tells the difference-and its a big one.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry...

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down I'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile

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Quick! Write down 10 of your favorite Harry Potter Characters!

1. Remus Lupin

2. Ginny Weasley

3. Harry

4. Tonks

5. Hermione

6. Minerva McGonagall

7. Sirius

8. Lily (Evans)

9. Flitwick

10.Dean Thomas

1)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Hermione and Harry, yes, though I like Hermione/Ron better :)

2)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 4 or 6 ?

I think Flitwick would choose Minerva, but it would still be...weird

3)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Remus and Dean fighting over Sirius? Not really...though Remus and Sirius might get together...IDK XD

4)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

O.O ummmmm...Ginny Weasley, after a fight with Harry, uses her magic and is transported to a new world. Ginny finds a secret within herself as shesets eyes, for the first time, on Lily Evans (SHUDDERS!!!!)

5)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Sirius walks in on Hermione and Dean making out?Well, Sirius would probably wink and say "Nice catch Hermione!" or something like that XD

6)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Tonks rather make out with Lily or slap Harry...probably slap Harry, then get yelled at by Lily for slapping her son lolz...

7)Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

Remus and Ginny? I know there was one with Sirius and Ginny but IDK...

8)What would kids between 6 and 8 look like?

LILY AND MINERVA?! Long, wavey black hair and emeral eyes...i guess...o.O

9)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Tonks: Hey, Sirius, I knew you when I was a first-year...I have to admit, you were hot

Sirius: I know-but aren't you dating Remus? And related to me?

Tonks: Uh...no?

O.O

10)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Harry and Minerva got into a fight, she would probably side with Minerva cause she's awesome XD

11) If 10 and 4 were making out and caught by 6, what would 6 do?

Tonks and Dean making out? And MINERVA found them? "DETENTION!" XD

Quick! Write down 10 of your favorite Naruto characters!

1. Kakashi

2. Jiraiya

3. Obito

4. Minato (Fourth Hokage)

5. Anko

6. Rin

7. Hinata

8. Kiba

9. Shikamaru

10. Itachi

1)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Anko and Obito would be very cute, so yes

2)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 4 or 6 ?

Shikamaru and Minato or Shikamaru and Rin? Rin, definitely!

3)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Kakashi and Itachi fighting over Hinata...um...not really...xD

4)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

O.O...Kiba, now eighteen, discovers Icha Icha paradise. Falling love with the book, he find himself also falling in love with the author...

5)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Hinata walks in on Itachi and Anko making out?! Itachi would smirk at Hinata, who had gone red in the face and is stuttering apologies, while Anko gives a sadistic grin and looks quite proud of herself lolz...

6)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Minato either make out with Kiba or slap Obito...well, Minato is fond of his students...but I think he wold slap Obito xD

7)Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

KAKASHI AND JIRAIYA! NO NO NO NO NO! At least, I hope not! They like the same books, but I don't think they would take it that far! (B.T.W, I am not AGAINST yaoi...its just some pairings are...odd)

8)What would kids between 6 and 8 look like?

Rin and Kiba? Never would have thought, but a girl with spiky brown hair and red marks on her cheeks

9)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Minato: Your eyes are always shining, and I love that about you

Hinata: L-lord Hokage!

Minato: Please, call me Minato, Hinata-chan

Er...awkward xD

10)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Obito and Rin got into a fight, I think Kiba would side with Obito, because Obito is fun-loving and they would probably be friends xD

11) If 10 and 4 were making out and caught by 6, what would 6 do?

If Minato and Itachi were caught making out by Rin...well, Rin would stare, then shout, "MINATO-SENSEI!" And blush crazily...:D

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

C

4. Your month of birth?

July

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

Amelia

7. Your favorite number?

24

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish I don't have to move to Houston but we have enough money to support both homes

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you chose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you chose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only of you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

I know few of you will actually read this, but I think this is important. Fanfiction is thinking of removing stories with lemons or too much violence. I think people should express themselves and just put warnings. Sign your name and paste this on your profile if you agree.

I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claimownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

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VIEWS ON TWILIGHT

Okay, so here is the deal. I think the plot (or what it should have been) is interesting. I think the side characters, (Carlisle, Alice, (The Cullens besides Edward) Bella's friends, the wolves and even Jacob are pretty cool. EDWARD AND BELLA ARE TERRIBLE!!! In the book they were okay, but Bella was annoying and though she was supposed to selfless she hurt so MANT PEOPLE! Um, having a baby that ruined a bunch of lives and almost killed everyone she cared about TWICE?! Suuuure go for it Bella! Plus, the actress ruined any respect I MIGHT have had for her. Edward is almost as bad.

Now my favorite character is Carlisle. There are many reasons, but I don't want to into that, (you guys can figure it out yourself;)) However, I do want to point out when Carlisle first saw Esme, he realized he was a danger and left her, left the town and never looked back, even though he loved her at first sight. Edward liked Bella's scent, left for a week, then came back and screwed up EVERYTYHING! UGH!!!!! So yeah, that's what I think :)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I wish I wasn't superstitious...

Read my stories and be epic like me!!!! (and watch out for evil taco's-they are EVERYWHERE!) :P

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