Hey readers!

I am a new author who has all these ridiculous ideas just rotting my brain and I decided, WHAT THE HELL, lets just publish them and let others suffer through it too lol.

I am male, 21 years old and Californian (WOOHOO). I am currently attending college to be an english major so I can gain the experience to publish some pretty badass books.

I appreciate any comments, whether nice or mean, good or bad, or any plain flirting. The last one will be seriously acknowledged and thoroughly enjoyed. Flirting will be responded to ASAP and in a similar response using all my accessible knowledge to obtain that adjective known as "suave", if none such state is reached please request a new and improved response and I will try again, repeat if necessary until appropriate level of suave has been reached.

I am open about my viewpoints and political standings and if any of my readers are against them please feel free to avoid my works in the foreseeable future because I will not be changing them :(

I am straight but I am pro-Gay rights. Most likely all of my stories will include some sort of same-gender relationship or questions about sexuality. Sorry if this offends you in any way but seriously, you really don't have to read my works. Its kinda up to you. Oh and if you are part of the LGBT community and are worried that me being straight will lead to false input on my part or a biased view, my elder sister is gay and she and her girlfriend are my best friends and constantly give advice. Regardless any more input that you feel the desire to give will be completely taken into account, I really do not want to upset anyone in the community.

If accidentally insult anyone in anyone of my works please tell me ASAP and I will edit to remove the offending comment and I offer my sincerest apologies.

However, if I insult you INTENTIONALLY...well that's sucks cuz I'm kindof a dick. :P

I appreciate any help or advice and I will try to offer as much as I can because writing is a two way street.

soooooo, yeah...lets do this :0

16 Things to do in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

STORIES:

This is Awkward: Def a more fluffy piece. This one seems to come to me pretty easily so I should keep the updates rolling. If not its cause I am dead...or lazy...or found a new show on Netflix. yeah.

Angel Eyes/Wings: (NAME STILL UP FOR DEBATE). This will be my lesbian story and I am going for fluffy with a bit of hurt/comfort thrown in. I am thinking OCxAlice. But who knows. 10 words from the end of the chapter I could go for OCxRosalie IDK.

Bella the Bold: This is something Ive had for awhile and was like, lets POST THIS. So I did, still has work and will eventually become lovey. Curious as to who? ...me too so post a review for your opinions!

Probably going to add more stories in the future cause I have ADHD and a pretty weird imagination so I kinda think of totally random things. Oh and probably all of my stories will be twilight. Don't ask. Idk.

SO LET'S PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE YELL OUT YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR OR LEAST FAVORITE INSECT BECAUSE WHY NOT? 1-2-3 MINT 'N CHIP/CRICKETS!!!!

BYE.