Hi folks! I am a film nut, but the magic of Disney and the wonder of How to Train Your Dragon will always have a special place in my heart.

You can find me on Tumblr @tenchikotheauthor

My name Tenchiko:

Random things you should probably know about me:

I am a Christian

I think I'm asexual?

I am nuts about family fluff

Brotherly mush makes me squee

I love reading humorous stuff

I love writing mysteries

If you get a review from me, beware!: I rant. A lot

Non-cannon ships drive me nuts

I refuse to write slash

I refuse to write smut

Fics with characters written out of character drive me bonkers!

I create all of my fanfic covers

Marissa Meyer is my writing role model

The "Big Four" fandom gives me mixed feelings

Quotes that Inspire Me:

1) “No one starts out a brilliant writer, or even a decent writer, and I think few writers ever reach a point where we’re like, “By golly, I am amazing.” We are always learning. We are always striving to be better. We can always point out our own weaknesses and flaws, but we’re storytellers, so we keep writing and improving as much as we can.

So don’t quit because you think you suck or you’ll never be as good as So-and-So. We all have to start somewhere.” —Marissa Meyer author of the Lunar Chronicles.

2) “Our challenge as writers is to view the world day after day with fresh eyes, to assume nothing, to reinvent what our readers think they know, to all at once meet expectations and defy them, satisfy and surprise. It’s no easy task…” — Jessica Strawser, editor of Writer’s Digest. From the “Editor’s Letter: The X Factor” July/August 2015 edition.

3) "One needs to write not what a public wants but what it needs.” — Acclaimed writer, editor, and professor Junot Díaz. “The WD Interview: Filling the Silence.” Writer’s Digest Volume 96, No. 7

Ideas for Fanfiction (Their titles only):

The Big Four

Bendy and the Ink Machine

Series

Fullmetal Alchemist

Oneshots

Series

Gravity Falls

Series

How to Train Your Dragon

Series

Star Wars

Series

Crossovers

Series

If you’re interested in any of these titles, PM me and I’ll be more than happy to give you the plot.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

IF YOU THINK HICCUP IS A MASTER OF SASS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME! — Tenchiko

(All hail the Sass Master! ò]ó)