Author has written 17 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Ninja Turtles, Yo-Kai Watch, Spider-Man, Fairly OddParents, Monster Hunter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Danny Phantom, Nicktoons Unite!, Persona Series, and Avengers. Hey everyone... JAF here. Look y'all, I'm sorry for not doin' any of the things I said I would do. I tried! I really tried! But I ended up with some serious Writer's Block and a dose of depression that ran in a never-ending cycle that's still goin' on. I can't write, which depresses me, and writing is how I express myself so I don't have an outlet... But I have an idea that might help! *sits up a tiny bit straighter* I'm goin' to write. Yep, the one thing I can't do, I'm goin' to do. It might not make much sense at first, but hear me out! I'm goin' to put up notices on all my stories that are currently up. I looked over them all multiple times, tryin' to get back into writing, and realized that there were some major flaws in my work (at least to my eyes) and I couldn't bring myself to continue them as they were. So I decided that I'm goin' to take them down. Not yet! *raises hands defensively* They'll be up for a while yet. The basic reason I have is that I'm thinkin' of rewriting all of them. At least the multi-chapter ones. I might leave Lucky Dog up without reworking it, but it's probably goin' to be redone as well. I'll leave up my list of stories and possible stories below, just with a small edit to show they're being rewritten. I'll only take the story down when the whole thing's redone, then start puttin' up the rewritten one, under the same name. Back to the topic before though, I'm goin' to still write and all that smooth jazz. *makes weird hand-sigh similar to jazz hands* But it won't be anythin' really big like a full-on story. I don't think I can do that right now, so I'm goin' to go slow with this. They'll all be one-shots or drabbles or something. Two or three-shots at most if I feel up to it. They'll be stories that might hint to a larger story. Not all of them will, and most will just be for my own enjoyment and to get me back into writing. If a story gets enough comments or favorites I might consider making them longer or into a full story (if they aren't a hint story that is...). So some might not make sense because they might be a hint story for somethin' bigger. They'll all be from various fandoms that I currently enjoy or am stuck onto, so they'll be of various kinds. I still have plenty of ideas guys, it's not that. I just-- I can't write them. So they aren't put into words and they stay stuck in my head and I keep adding more to them, but I still can't write and it frustrates and depresses me. I just... I need to ease back in and not stress myself with full-on stories just yet. I really hope that there are still fans of my stories out there, even after all these years. I really hope that anyone still reading this will understand and be patient with me. I have hope (not very high with my current mood, but hope) that I will --eventually-- get back into writin' the stories that you had enjoyed and maybe write more that you will also enjoy. So, from me to you-- Great job, good luck, and may the Writer's Block never curse you! ~JAF logging out!~ Fictions and Original Characters Fighting the Past: Tails' Secret Life (complete) [Sonic the Hedgehog fandom] (Being rewritten) Dr. Eggman has had enough. It was time to finish Sonic once and for all. And he knew just how to do that. First things first though: he needed to get his experiment back. But that was the part he wasn't sure about. How could he? It didn't even know what it was! Then it came to him: that WAS the answer. What better way to destroy Sonic then to use the thing he cared about most? And destroying it? Even better. Eggman knew what he had to do. It was time to see an old friend. One that was known as Mile "Tails" Prower. (Prologue to the Crossing Through Space series). Original Characters - China the Cat Crossing Through Space: Knights' Book (complete) [Sonic the Hedgehog fandom] (Being rewritten) After crashing on a strange world that looks much like her own, Knights must find her friends and return home. But how? What are these strange people talking about? What's a Chaos Emerald? Who is this Sonic person? And why is a giant egg chasing her? When Knights runs into the Sonic gang, she gets answers. But now she has to find Flyer and Knekelda before its too late, or they may never see they're world again... Book One of the Crossing Through Space series. Original Characters- Knights the Hedghog; Aurora 'Flyer' Sky the Fox; Knekelda the Echidna; China the Cat Crossing Through Space: Flyer's Book (Incomplete) [Sonic the Hedgehog fandom] (Being rewritten) Knights has found her friends, Flyer and Knekelda, and has started her journey through Mobius with them. Joining the three Psymorians are Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, and Shadow. Always up to trouble, Eggman seeks to find the Angel Diamonds before them, along with his servant, China the Cat. Now traveling in the Sky Fox, Knights and her friends must make the journey through unknown land to return home before its too late. But danger lurks around every corner, and odd things seem to be happening with our heroes. Will they find the remaining six Angel Diamonds in time? Or will Knights, Flyer and Knekelda be trapped on Mobius forever? BookTwo of the Crossing through Space series Original Characters- Knights the Hedgehog; Aurora 'Flyer' Sky the Fox; Knekelda the Echidna; China the Cat; Lucky the Coyote; Bolt the Chao Lucky Dog (Complete) (One-shot) [Sonic the Hedgehog fandom] Something is coming... and Sonic isn't around to save the day! But, a young coyote pup named Lucky steps up to the challenge. Though, it seems that the challenge is something no one expected. Eggman, taking advantage of Sonic's absence in the Sky Fox, attacks Station Square searching for something out of legends. Will Lucky, her Chao Bolt, Amy Rose, Cream and Cheese step up? Part of the Crossing Through Space series. Original Characters- Lucky the Coyote; Bolt the Chao; China the Cat Crossing Through Space: Knekelda's Book [Sonic the Hedgehog fandom] Original Characters -Knights the Hedgehog; Aurora 'Flyer' Sky the Fox; Knekelda the Echidna; Dusk the Hedgehog; Canvass the Cat; Ross and James Wilds the Dogs; Wolfric the Wolf; Professor Ryan 'Psycho' Sycowitz; Twice as Nice (Incomplete) [Yo-Kai Watch fandom] (Being rewritten) All they wanted to do was show everyone that they weren't average. They could find cool bugs too! Instead, they got a floating egg, a terrier with a cloak, and an adventure beyond all imagination. Hmm, maybe they should have stayed average... Original Characters- Wood Adams; (Do Yo-Kai count?); TMNT: Mutations [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fandom] It was all perfectly normal. Just a simple slumber party to try and rekindle old ties, and it somehow ended all so wrong. In the blink of an eye, they knew they weren't in Kansas anymore. Now, lost in another dimension, three friends must overcome the greatest trials of their lives and find a way to return home. Maybe those green guys can help them... Original Characters- Texas Wolf; California Lynx; Dakota Bronco; A Dragon of Another Color [How to Train Your Dragon/Rise of the Guardians/Pokémon fandoms crossover] Long ago, before even the very first Pokeball was made, people and Pokemon lived together in peace... DRAGON! Get DOWN!... Mostly. On an island known as Berk, there lived a Viking village that has been at war with Dragon Type Pokemon for over three hundred years. With their Pokemon comrades, the Vikings have been trying to rid Berk of the Dragon Plague, along with one small boy named Hiccup. Of course, that all changed when he shot down and found the Legendary Dragon Type... Original Characters- Debating (Do Pokemon count?) Dragons and Guardians series [How to Train Your Dragon/Rise of the Guardians fandoms crossovers] Hiccup's TARDIS [How to Train Your Dragon/Doctor Who fandoms crossover] The story of the Doctor and his companions is the things of legend. But what legend often forgets are the unassuming ones that are the true heroes. Young Hiccup is one of those forgotten heroes, lost to legend. But he was there as the Doctor's companion far longer then any of them. He's been with the Doctor since he first started running, and he'll be there long after the last companion has left. Original Characters- None Bringing the Monsters [How to Train Your Dragon/Rise of the Guardians/Brave/Tangled/Monster Hunter fandoms crossover] Original Characters- Debating Caravan Travels [How to Train Your Dragon/Rise of the Guardians/Monster Hunter fandoms crossover] Original Characters- Debating 101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!” 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!” 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio ummbrella until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy” 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.” 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it. 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!” 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc. 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men’s department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly your head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a spinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun”. Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. 98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this” 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless. If you like this, post it in your profile. I laughed my head off, readin' this! I had to take at least five minutes between each number to recover my breath! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For Smuggling Diamonds." 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital. Ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I Won! I Won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!." 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: Re-post this and spread the stupidity! You Are a...(Bolded applies to me) CHILD OF ZUES You like to be in charge. You often wish you could zap someone with a lightening bolt. You where voted class president. You do whats best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to be President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic. 0/10 (Hmm, better stay away from planes...) CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation spot is the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, and other water related sports/pastimes. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You'd rather ride a boat then a plane. 4/10 (Its true, I HATE planes! Weird since I haven't been on one... okay, I hate heights!) CHILD OF HADES You're not much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a daily basis. You enjoy loud angry music. You spend a majority of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or wished that they could be). You write a diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. 6/10 (Hmm, this explains my lack of social skills, I'm not very good with people! Yay! Wait...) CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. (Its not mine, but I own one! Does that count?) You have a green thumb. You're an environmentalist. You have a special connection to animals. You're a vegetarian. You like hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world You always check a product to see if it is environmentally friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat and must be dealt with. 3(?)/10 (Probably not.) CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You're a very aggressive type of person. You're competitive. You like reading about war. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don't always think before doing something. 0/10 (Well I hope not! I'm not a fan of fightin'.) CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half your Christmas presents last year where books or gift cards to bookstores. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You're valedictorian of your class. You've never gotten a grade below an 80 on your report card. You get political jokes without having someone explain them to you. You think it would be better if you where President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 3/10 (Huh, well, my mom should be glad to know she really is my mom!) CHILD OF APOLLO You're very creative and artistic. You like listening to all types of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least three musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win first place in art contests. You have strait A's in art on your report card. Your school notebook(s) have more doodles than notes. 2/10 (To the question above: I had a whole back of my notebook just to doodles!) HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. You think Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. 4/10 (I don't think I would be a good Hunter, I'm would cry every time I shot somethin' (that's if I manage to hit it)) CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You're the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the internet for pictures of robots. You're a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of fire. (I don't fear fire, I respect it.) 1/10 (I tried to take apart my old TV once... and failed.) CHILD OF APHRODITE Every girl/guy swoons over you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is cloth shopping. You're always at the front of every trend. You're the most popular girl/guy in school. You're often invited to parties. Your motto is "It's never a party without me." You look in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 (I thought so.) CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You steal and hide things for fun. You're a prankster. You consider yourself restless. (I have a habit of twitchin' if I stay still for too long.) You're the best speaker in your class. You like thinking on you're feet and using your wits. You're inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 2/10 (This makes sense, I'm a bit too shy and socially awkward to be a Child of Hermes.) CHILD OF DIONYSUS You're the life of the party. You like wine. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy cheerful disposition. You're a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying new food. You feel you've been abundant in life. You think to much of anything is bad. 0/10 (That's no surprise, I'm the one sittin' on the sidelines watchin' the fools gettin' drunk and wishin' I had a camera.) Okay, so the votes are in! Drumroll please! *drumroll* And the winner is... Hades! Take a bow, big guy! *crowd of nonexistent people clap* Yeah! Who cares if no one showed up! I am the Child of Hades! *everything vanishes* Which is why this celebration is all in my head. Now, back to my normal thing... lost in my own thoughts. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other wacky thing you can think of. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day! Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor. Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead. Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost. Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day. Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence. Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation. Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day. Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it. Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder. Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!) Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious. Crazy is when you cry because you stubbed your toe yet again Crazy is when, after stubbing said toe, you Cry out " Oh no! Pinky toe die, pinky toe dead-- I KILLED PINKY TOE" then start to cry all over again. Crazy is when you stare at the wall for (literally)an hour and no one can disturb you from your wall-staring Crazy is when while you are talking to someone in another corner of your mind you are wondering something bizzarely random like " I wonder if my cat likes pie" and then unknowingly announcing it out loud instead of what you meant to say out loud partway through the conversation. Crazy is when you have a supreme inner battle with all your personalities and figure out you really didn't need to do that because you forgot what the battle was about in the first place. Crazy is when you make up words to explain your personality to your friends. Crazy is when you decide to turn your socks into animals. Crazy is when you make a puppet lay an egg. Then give the egg to a friend about to be sent to the hospital. Crazy is when you tell a fictional character not to do something, but when they do it anyway you leave the room telling them they're idiots and you never want to see them again just to come back in five minutes. If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you say Harry Potter spells like "Accio!" out loud, and a part of you thinks they might actually work. If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave. If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back. If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled. If you call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references. If slow computers drive you CRAZY. If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe. If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work. If you use your cell phone to see in the dark. If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM. If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference. If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is. If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL. If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings. If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations. If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in. If you love people who text back instantly. If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good. If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later. If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans. If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies. If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING. If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van. If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up. If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet. If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically. If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded. If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever. If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs. If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it! If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next. If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore. If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument. If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life. If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway. If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday". If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava. If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes. If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last. If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing. If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid. If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done." If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting. If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there. If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty! I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :) I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I ran with scissors, and lived Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. (Carlisle Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? They All Made Me laugh, if some made you laugh, add it too your profile! If you can't force yourself to copy and paste anything sad or depressing to your profile for fear of falling into depression no matter how much you want to and are strong enough to admit it, copy and paste this. Paste this on your Profile if you like Eevee: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob! Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!' NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already!!!!! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN! NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacations HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Paste this to your profile if you agree with it. Original Character Profiles Sonic the Hedgehog OCs Name: Knights the Hedgehog Age: 15 Gender: Female Relationships: Aurora "Flyer" Sky the Fox (adopted sister), Knekelda the Echidna (best friend), Dusk the Hedgehog (rival and friend (so-so)), Canvass the Cat (friend), Wolfrick Fog (boss), Professor Sycowitz/Psycho (arch nemesis), Ross and James Wilds (bullies) Home: Mythic Forest Bio: Easy-going hedgehog that always smiles. Normally found in the 'Garage' with her younger sis Flyer or battling Prof. Psycho. Most likely to stop a fight then start it, Knights always tries to look on the positive side of things and keep everything light. Her attitude towards danger (which is light-hearted at best) always angers Knekelda. Able to sense Angle Diamonds and carry them within her body as well as use them to go into 'Hyper Knights'. Past: Mostly unknown. Suddenly appeared with Flyer in Mythic Forest and joined the Freedom Keepers. Appearance: Light purple hedgehog with darker purple tipped quills, bangs, and tail with pale yellow eyes. Wears a red tank cut to her stomach and bell-bottom light blue jeans with pink swirl designs down the sides. Has pink fingerless gloves and red shoes. Wears blue bracelets with pink swirl designs as well. Name: Aurora "Flyer" Sky the Fox Age: 8 Gender: Female Relationships: Knights the Hedgehog (adopted older sister), Knekelda the Echidna (best friend), Dusk the Hedgehog (friend), Canvass the Cat (friend), Wolfrick Fog (boss), Professor Sycowitz/Psycho (enemy), Ross Wilds/James Wilds (bullies) Home: Mythic Forest Bio: Shy young vixen with a kind heart. Known as the camp "mechanic" because she loves to build and work on things. Often found in her workshop, otherwise known as the 'Garage' by everyone else, with her sister Knights. Has low self-esteem due to the fact she is constantly bullied and called names. Though shy and highly timid, Flyer doesn't hesitate when it comes to helping her friends. She's a certified genius, and is mostly called on to make the Freedom Keeper's mechs and techs then anything as they're greatest engineer. Able to hear and see better then anyone because of her birth 'defect', she is also used as a scout. Past: Unknown. Unable to remember much before she was two years old. Suddenly appeared in Mythic Forest with Knights when she was five. Appearance: Pale orange two-tail fox with silver eyes. Wears a sky blue oil-stained shirt and jeans with a yellow tool belt. Has dark yellow hair (like Tails) with blue shoes and gloves. Name: Knekelda the Echidna Age: 17 Gender: Female Relationships: Knights the Hedgehog (best friend), Flyer the Fox (best friend), Dusk the Hedgehog (off and on friends), Canvass the Cat (friend), Wolfrick Fog (boss), Ross/James Wilds (bullies), Professor Sycowitz/Psycho (enemy) Home: Chaos Temple Bio: Quick tempered and fiery echinda that's more likely to start a fight and/or finish it then anyone else. Guardian of the Mistress Diamond, the only echinda left in the world other then a small handful in a village on an island in the Glowing Sea. Known to accompany Knights on her adventures (or rather, as Knekelda puts it: "keeps the idiot from getting herself killed"). Often gets into fights with the easy-going hedgehog, with Flyer breaking it up before punches start flying (or keeping out of it when they do). Considered to be (still being debated) Knuckles' counterpart. Past: Lives in Chaos Temple with the Mistress Diamond. Was once known as the "Fiery Devil" before she took on the responsibility of guarding the Mistress Diamond. Was the one to find Knights and Flyer in the forest and take them to the Freedom Keepers, who she often helps. Appearance: Light red echinda with dark blue eyes and black quills. Wears green army shirt and cargos with brown shoes and gloves. Name: Dusk the Hedgehog Age: 17 Gender: Male Relationships: Knights the Hedgehog (rival and friend (so-so)), Flyer the Fox (friend), Knekelda the Echidna (off and on friend), Canvass the Cat (friend), Wolfrick (boss), Professor Sycowitz/Psycho (arch nemeses), Ross/James Wilds (bullies) Home: Mythic Forest Bio: Serious and quiet hedgehog that is normally found sitting in a tree, watching everyone below or training on his own or with others. Able to sense the life energy of others and predict their movements, has only been defeated by Knights in both combat and a race. Often heads out with Flyer to help her gather mech parts for her work. Considered to be (again, still being debated) Shadow's counterpart. Past: Worked with Sycowitz before changing sides to fight with the Freedom Keepers. Was present when Knekelda found Knights and Flyer. Ofter looked after the young fox when Knights was gone (though no one knows why). Helped teach Flyer about mechs (along with Knights). Rest it unknown. Appearance: Dark gray hedgehog with light gray stripe on quills and down arms (like Shadow) along with pale green eyes. Wears white gloves and black shoes. Name: Canvass the Cat Age: 14 Gender: Male Relationships: Knights the Hedgehog (friend), Flyer the Fox (friend), Knekelda the Echidna (friend), Dusk the Hedgehog (friend), Wolfrick (boss), Ross and James Wilds (bullies), Professor Sycowitz/Psycho (enemy) Home: Mythic Forest Bio: Fun-loving cat that enjoys spending his days under the shade of a tree or sleeping. Called lazy, he's far from it. One of the few engineers that Knights says "almost as good as Flyer, but still far off", or rather, the ONLY engineer that she calls that. Befriended Dusk when he first arrived, as well as the only one to trust him when he showed up. Often comes up with many of the battle plans, he's not only a engineer, but a fighter. So far there is no counterpart for him (though this is also being debated). Has a Scottish accent and loves to paint. Past: Joined the Freedom Keepers soon after Prof. Psycho took over their home planet, he used to be a brilliant scientist. The only one to trust Dusk when he first joined the Freedom Keepers, and one of the few the dark hedgehog trusts. Quickly gained Knights' respect and soon befriended Flyer. Appearance: White, brown, and black cat. White body; black ears; brown patches and tail. Has pale brown eyes. Wears dark tunic and apron when doing experiments and white gloves and shoes. Name: Professor Ryan "Psycho" Sycowitz Age: Unknown Gender: Male Relationships: Everyone is the enemy, other then his loyal robots Bio: Evil mad scientist that took over the planet. Hate the Freedom Keepers and constantly tries to destroy them, most Knights and Dusk. Dusk, because he betrayed Sycowitz, and Knights because she always foils his plans. Considered (for real this time) Dr. Eggman's counterpart. Past: Unknown other then he took over the planet three years earlier. Appearance: Pale skinned; thin; black eyes. Has thick dark hair and extremely thin. Wears black cloak over purple (yes I know the irony, it was intentional) shirt and black pants with brown pointy shoes. Has a short black beard. Name: China the Cat Age: 17 Gender: Female Relationships: Ivo ‘Eggman’ Robotnik (master), Sonic the Hedgehog (helps), Miles ‘Tails’ Prower (helps) Home: Unknown Bio: Not much is known about China, only that she works for Robotnik, though this is may not be true. She loves to tease others even though she doesn’t mean anything by it. She may work with Robotnik, though it is unknown why and how, and even if she really does since she secretly helps Sonic when he battles the evil doctor. Past: Unknown Appearance: Black female cat with dark brown mask and sharp green eyes. Wears gray sweatshirt and black skinny jeans with red shoes and white gloves. Has gray sunglasses and headband to hold up her bangs. |
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