![]() Author has written 8 stories for Justice League, Danny Phantom, Batman, Alex Rider, and Young Justice. If you love KodiakWolfe13 more than you love Fanfiction, paste this into your profile. (Kodi is my twin-sister! :D)(I love to stalk her! I like watching her sleep, and *whispers* I even know where she lives. Don't tell her that, though! ;) THREE K PLUS Find the mistake below: DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111 DPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111DPDPDPDPDP1111 DP Forever-ever :D (If you found the 'mistake', I'm kidding, you're perfect) Favorite Quotes (because I really love quotes): (I've been meaning to erase all those quotes and put different shows, but I haven't gotten around to it) RWBY: Ruby: "I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk!" "Sorry it took so long. Someone accidentally hit all the buttons on the elevator on the way up here...It wasn't me." "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be...DELICIOUS!" [Struggling wearing heels for the first time] "Can we have a serious talk about how Weiss fights in these?!" "Does that mean I can change out of these stupid things and into my hood now?... Stupid lady stilts." [After learning their mission's with Oobleck; trying to be positive] "Alright, then. Looks like we're going to save the world!...with Dr. Oobleck-okay, yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds worse." [About the 'random man' that's fighting Winter] "Oh, no! Who would do such a th-aaaaat is my uncle!" [To Qrow, after he says they don't give medals for "almost"] "They do, and they're called 'silver'!" Blake: [Meeting Ruby and Yang] "Aren't you the girl that exploded?" [To Yang] "Did your sister just fall from the sky?" Yang: [Dodging attacks from the Grimm Ursai] "Geez, you two couldn't hit the broad side of a b- [Sees a single one of her hairs fall to the ground, cut off from one of the attacks] You...[Her eyes turn red] YOU MONSTERS!" [After hearing Jaune's screams] "Some girl is in trouble!" "Great, the gang's all here. Now, we can die together." Jaune: [fumbling with the shield as it retracts off his arm, expands, and retracts again before putting it back in place and finally shrinking it down for good, placing it on his belt] The shield gets smaller, so when I get tired of carrying it, I can just... put it away... Nora: I know! We'll have some sort of signal! Like a distress signal! [gasps] A secret signal so we can find each other in the forest! Can you imitate a sloth? Jaune: [raising his hand] Yeah, um, sir? Ruby: [after crashing through a wayward bird] Birdy, NO! Pyrrha: I'm not sure this is it. Jaune: [Sighs] Pyrrha, I made the torch. Could you at least humor me for maybe five more feet? [Trips and falls into a puddle, extinguishing the torch] Pyrrha: Do you feel that? Jaune: Soul-crushing regret? [Jaune sees Weiss falling from the sky and leaps to catch her] Weiss: [Preparing to launch Ruby from a giant improvised slingshot] Of course you would come up with this idea. Nora: There we were...in the middle of the night... Ren: It was day. Pyrrha: Well, Ruby has her speed, you have your glyphs. My Semblance is polarity. Sailor: You no-good stowaway! Sun: I stole you some food! Ruby: [Places down huge binder labeled: BEST DAY EVER ACTVITIES!] -Ahem-, Sisters...Friends...Weiss. Weiss: Did you steal my binder? Ruby: I am not a crook. Roman: Oh, look! She sent the kids again! This is turning out just like the divorce! Emerald: Spare us the thought of you procreating. Roman: That was a joke. inder: And you. [Gestures to Roman] Why wasn't this job done sooner? Yang: Well, Weiss, it's your turn. Weiss: Stop. [points to Blake] Lately you've been quiet, antisocial and moody! Ruby: Okay, all in favor of becoming the youngest Huntresses to single-handedly taking down a corrupt organization conspiring against the Kingdom of Vale... say aye. Ruby: Alright, guys, today's the day! The investigation begins! Yang: [To Sun standing outside their room window] How did you get up there? Ruby: Sorry, Sun. We don't want to get friends involved if we don't have to. Junior: I haven't talked to him! I haven't even seen him since the night you first came in here. He paid up front, I lent him my men, and none of them ever. Came. Back. Neptune: [Rushes into the scene] So where did they go? Jaune: Which is why I wanted to get your advice on... girls. Jaune: (joining Ruby) I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well. Qrow: Saw that gaudy ship of yours. Guess you're here too. Qrow: [arrives in the elevator with a teasing grin] Qrow: Sure, you may be acting like Huntresses, but you're not thinking like one. You really think four girls and their friends could end all crime in a Kingdom? Nora: You heard the lady! NO MORE MOPING AROUND! We gotta get your butt in shape for the big fight! It could be TODAY! It could be TOMORROW! It could be THE MOST IMPORTANT FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!! Ruby: This is my fault. I should have never dragged you guys into this. Ruby: We’ve all lost something, and I’ve seen what loss can do to people. But if we gave up every time we lost, then we’d never be able to move forward. We’d never have a chance to see what beautiful things the future might have waiting for us. We’d never have the strength to change; whether it’s ourselves, or the world around us. And we’d never be there for other people who might one day be lost without us. Alex Rider: Sayle: (about his giant pet jellyfish) It reminds me of myself. Alex: It’s 99 percent water, has no brains, and no anus. "You must have been going very fast." (About Alex 'snowboarding' on ironing board) Alex: I was, until I hit the fence. Alex: I didn't set fire to the building. "No, but you did pull it into the river. Alex: That put the fire out! Yassen Gregorovich (Goddamn worst advice ever): Go to Venice. Find SCORPIA. And you will find your destiny. (About Alex he crashed into the ocean from space) Ethan Brooke: He's in Australia.. Maron: Yes, sir. He dropped in on us from outer space. Damian Cray: What do you think is the greatest evil on the planet? Alex: Is that including, or not including you? Dr. Steiner: I'm perfectly qualified to give you an injection... You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick? Alex: I wouldn't call you that... Red Vs. Blue: "I will fucking stab you, computer phone lady." "To mark this message as urgent, press eleven." "There is no eleven, you FUCKING WHORE!" "Ooohh, language." "To hear the options in Spanish, press dos." "I HATE YOU." Beep "Vic, it's Church, I need t-" "I'm sorry, but this person's voicemail box is full." "I'm going to kill myself, I'm going to kill myself." “I would just like to let everyone know... that I suck... and that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair... [sigh] and I want to kiss all the boys.” -Grif Time... line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round. -Caboose "I cannot believe I fuckin' died for this war." - Church "How do you ever get anything done if all you do is argue with each other?" "We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fuckin' it up!" "You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!" "We've already got that! What else do you have?" I found him, he was sleeping on the job. Doc: I'm a pacifist Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on? Tucker: No dude, that's a pedophile. Church: I think he means pacifier... Tucker: Oh, I was thinking of something totally different. Church: There's no I in team Grif. Grif: Yeah? Well there's no U either. So if I'm not on the team and YOU'RE not on the team- then nobody's on the goddamn team! The team sucks! Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready? Sarge: What do you see? Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times. Sarge: Today is a good day to die! Grif: Wait, I think today is actually a good day to retreat! Can't we push dying to a week from Friday? Simmons: Yea, let's taking dying as on open action idea, and bring up at the next meeting! Sarge: No, it has to be today! For our ancestors! HEYAAH!!! I've got a boner for murder! Donut: It's not pink! It's, uh, a lightish red! Grif: Guess what! They already have a color for lightish red! And you know what it's called? Pink! Donut: ...I hate you guys. Caboose: My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies! Washington: Looks like he put two and two together. Caboose: Four! Washington: It wasn't a test! Caboose: Yes it was, I won, A plus Sarge: I guess you'll just have to settle for 5th place, turd-belly! Grif: 5th place? Should I even ask who's in 4th? Sarge: I'm reserving 4th place for any late entries, who would obviously be better than you! Like a turd, or a turd-farmer! Church: What the fuck are you guys doing out here, breaking the canyon? Grif: (scoffing) Fuck off, Blue! A ship just crashed on one of our guys. Church: What, this ship? Simmons: (irritated) No, another ship. Then that ship left, and this ship crashed in the exact same spot. Church: Where'd it come from? Grif: (condescending) It's a spaceship. It came from space. Church: ... ... ... (calmly) Dibs. Simmons: (surprised) What? Church: Dibs. I just called dibs. This is my ship now. Dibs. Simmons: (arguing) No, it isn't, jackass! We found it first! Church: (assured) Yeah, but you didn't call dibs. I did. Dibs. See? Grif: (arguing) You can't call dibs on a spaceship! That's ridiculous! Simmons: (agreeing) Yeah! Church: (rebuttal) Yes, I can! Dibs! See? I just did it again! Now, get the fuck away from my ship, Tomato Can! Church: Yeah, that guy is definitely some kind of special forces. He's probably trained in...knives or...ball-kicking or something. Caboose: Maybe he's an alien! Church: An alien that looks just like the rest of us!? Caboose: And that is the scariest kind of alien. Grif: Sarge, is, is he campaigning for your job at your funeral? Classic. Grif: We didn't even use a coffin! We just threw a bunch of dirt on him! Simmons: No, I threw a bunch of dirt on him. You two only pretended to help and made a bunch of digging noises with your mouth! Grif: You know that trick? Sister: I learned from the best. Grif: Simmons, don't be stupid. He's not dead, he's just lying underground covered in dirt! Church: Dude, I've had about all the cross-species babies I can take for a while. The last thing I need is a junior Caboose running around with a 130 millimeter cannon for a head. Your little devil spawn is enough for me. Tucker: Don't talk about my kid like that! Church: What's your deal? Tucker: I don't know, I think I'm kind of getting into this whole parenting thing. I caught myself looking at minivans the other day. [shudders] Ugh! Grif: Slow down! Simmons: There's no time! Sarge is gone! I was digging a hole, and I kept digging, but there was no Sarge! And finally I dug deep enough, and I found another hole! Grif: You dug a hole and found a hole. Isn't that what a hole is? Simmons: No, no, I mean a hole at the bottom! It opened into some kind of big cavern. Grif: [stops] A cavern? A cavern like a cave? Like a cave with bats? Simmons: [stops] I don't know, why? Are you afraid of bats or something? Grif: Afraid of bats? No! Why would I be afraid of bats? And why would you even ask that question? Were there bats or something? That's kind of a weird thing to ask just for no reason. Simmons: I didn't see any bats, okay? Grif: Did you hear any bats? Simmons: No! Grif: Did you smell any bats? Simmons: I don't know what bats smell like! Grif: And let's hope you never find out. Is it getting dark? We should get inside. Simmons: It hasn't gotten dark here in three fucking years, asshole. Alien Baby: Blarg. Sister: Oh cool! You have a dog? Tucker: Uh, that's not a dog. That's my kid. Sister: Oh, cool! You have a kid that looks like a dog? Caboose: [whispering] Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl? Church: Caboose, what did I tell you? Caboose: That there are no regular girls. Church: Exactly Church: Hey, Tucker, is my body on straight? Tucker: Dude, I don't even know what that means. Tex: Freeze! Nobody move! Tucker: We were already not moving. You could've just said "everyone keep doing what your not doing." Tex: Shut up! Grif: I heard something that time! Simmons: You didn't hear anything! [dripping sound] Grif: There! Did you hear that? Simmons: Yes, I heard water dripping. Grif: Sounds like bats! Simmons: Bats aren't made of liquid. Bats don't drip! Grif: Bat Water! Simmons: There are no bats! Grif: Wait a second- I can prove I'm not crazy, 'cause of the bomb. The bomb! Simmons: Yeah, that's a good way to prove you aren't insane. Just start screaming "the bomb, the bomb." Church: Well, what did Wyoming say when he woke up? Tex: He didn't. Before I could interrogate him, he teleported away. One second he was there and the next he was gone. Caboose: What about the second after that? Tex: Can I kill him? Church: No, I'm saving him in case we ever need him for food. Washington: Downloading a picture on Basebook is draining our entire power supply! HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?! Caboose: I do not want to catch pregnancy! South Carolina: I don't know what's gotten into you, Texas, but you better figure out the difference between your enemies and your friends. Washington: Caboose, toss that grenade! (Caboose tosses sticky grenade onto the wall they hid behind) That was the worst throw ever! Of all time. Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way. Felix: Pfft. Sharkface. Locus, whatever happned to normal fucking names? Caboose: Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts! Church: I know how to fix all of this. How to end it once and for all. It was so simple all along. I just had to tell you three words. Three words I wasn't capable of telling you before. Tex: Ohh okay, wait a minute. Are you going to say "I love you"? Church: No Tex. No... I'm not going to say "I love you". ...I'm going to say I forget you... I forget you, and I'm letting you go... *Tex disappears* Okay world! Do your fucking worst! I sure as hell just did mine. |