It was the modern age. An age of new devices. An age run by technology. The members of the Young Justice and Justice League needed some way for communication, and video wasn't always the most convenient - particularly for those with secret IDs. Therefore, what made more sense than having text communication? Sadly, not all communications through text messages were actually for League purposes.

Such as:

Barry Allen: That mission failed. You fight like my grandma

Oliver Queen: You fought your grandma?

Barry Allen: GET TO STAR LABS

Wally West: WHY

Barry Allen: CODE NINE BAD COOKING MUST HAVE EXCUSE

Wally West: ALL SYSTEMS SHUT DOWN: CODE NINE ACTIVATED

Unknown: Hello, Kid Flash.

Wally West: Who is this?

Unknown: Someone who knows the secret identities of everyone in the League.

Wally West: Including Batman?

Unknown: Yes.

Wally West: Hey, Rob, mind bringing over some of Al's cookies?

Unknown: WHAT IF I WAS RA'S AL GHUL

Unknown: AND HE USED ALL OF OUR IDENTITIES AGAINST US

Unknown: THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS IN YOUR HANDS AND YOU ASK FOR COOKIES

Definitely Rob: ...

Definitely Rob: Is Batman really that scary?

Robin: I like to think of myself as a natural disaster. Naturally, if you piss me off, there will be a disaster.

Wally West: Bad hair day?

Robin: The gel won't work, dude. Not even the gel works.

Wally West: HOW DO YOU GET RID OF GOLDFISH

Kaldur'ahm: You release them into the ocean. Why?

Wally West: I BOUGHT THEM FOR SCIENCE BUT THEY LIVE TOO LONG

Wally West: Okay, I need to go now. I MUST PROCEED TO THE LOVELY COMFORTS OF BED.

Robin: HAVE FUN

Wally West: BUT-BUT. 'TIS SIMPLY WILL NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU HERE.

Robin: I'll be there in five minutes.

Robin: Wally and Artemis sitting in a tree

Wally West: no

Robin: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Wally West: stop right now

Robin: first comes love, then comes marriage

Wally West: I will hurt you

Robin: then comes an abrupt and tragic miscarriage

Wally West: WHAT

Robin: then there's two hearts beyond repair

Wally West: you know what I didn't have a crush on her anyway

Robin: Artemis leaves Wally and takes the tree

Robin: D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Wally West: I hit Dora with a pan and called it Pandora.

Zatanna Zatara: Why are you texting me?

Wally West: Where are you?

Robin: Batcave, why?

Wally West: Don't you mean mixing virgin's blood with some other things that you were preparing for your ritual to please the dark lord?

Robin: Sounds about right.

Robin: Rugby is like...

Robin: like American football, but for Britain, and way more violent

Robin: and less rules

Wally West: so like Artemis

Wally West: NEAAAARRRR FAAAAARRRR

Wally West: whereEVVVEEERRR YOU AARREEE

Roy Harper: I will find you

Roy Harper: and I will hurt you

Robin: /slaps back to Narnia

Wally West: /face plants in the snow and awaits death

Robin: /brushes hands /nods /walks off

Wally West: /wails in the snow

Wally West: /gets whisked away by Prince Charming and has you beheaded

Robin: /Prince Charming ends up being Batman

Wally West: DAMMIT

Robin: This is a cool party you dragged us off to.

Robin: With all these people getting frisky,

Robin: I guess that means we have to...

Roy Harper: NO

Robin: play patty cake.

Artemis Crock: Why are all the scary movies sexual?

Zatanna Zatara: Because sex is scary.

But then again, who could expect anything less? Most of them were just human.

A/N: If any line breaks didn't appear, just pretend they're there. It's been doing that.

This was way too much fun to write. Way too much fun. Nearly every single one of these posts were directly taken from saved conversations between my friends and I, except some of the names changed (for example, Batman in the Narnia post was originally Obama).

I have about 26 more pages of ideas, too, so if this gets enough positive reviews I'll definitely work on it some more. I just needed a laugh today (and it completely worked).

I hope it cheered everyone up! Have a nice day. |D