A/N: For those of you who don't know, Impractical Jokers is a type of hidden camera show in which there are four people who are given very odd tasks to do in public while the others laugh at them. This is mainly based on it, but isn't really a crossover as there are no characters coming and only the concept is there. Also, you don't need to have seen the show to get any of this.

The concept is that the four will be given a task to do individually (usually), which will be ridiculous in some way, while the others will watch them from somewhere else using a hidden camera. The person doing the job will have an earpiece so he can hear what the others are saying back where the entire thing is being filmed. Whoever fails, loses a point, and the biggest loser (or losers) at the end of a few rounds (usually four) are given a very ridiculous punishment game.

Basically, the entire thing is being 'filmed' by the characters in Leo's hideout, and scenes from his hideout will be written in italics, in case you get confused.

Also, I don't own the Percy Jackson franchise.

Task 1:

Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank have decided to compete to embarrass themselves in front of everyone, and the first game is as follows:

Each of them will be given a small bag, which includes a book. They have to try to sell the book to someone, and they get ONLY one try to do so. They have to say that the book that they're selling is for a certain charity. The catch of course, is that the book and the charity are extremely unappealing and have been made by the other contestants. And of course, no contestant is allowed to hint to someone outside the show that they're being recorded.

All contestants will have a small earpiece and a hidden camera with a microphone.

First up to go was Percy. He was clutching a small blue satchel which contained a book he didn't know about which he was going to have to try and sell.

Of course, the first thing that he did was salter up to the Athena Cabin. There, he thought, he'd be able to meet Annabeth, who, naturally, being the wise girl she was, would be the easiest person to try to sell the book to. Plus, he was her boyfriend and could always try his trusted seal-eyes tactic.

He found Annabeth scribbling something on some papers in the cabin. It seemed that she was alone for the moment, which made it a great time.

"Hey Wise Girl," Percy said. Annabeth barely glanced up from what she was doing.

"What is it Seaweed Brain?" she asked.

"I volunteered to sell some books for charity, want to see wha-"

"No," Annabeth said simply.

Leo, Frank, and Jason all snickered.

"Come on Percy, at least open the satchel and show her what we made for you," Leo said.

Percy frowned but knew better than to try to adjust his earpiece. "At least look at what it is."

Annabeth stopped what she was doing for now and looked up at Percy. "What is it?"

Percy opened the book and showed it to Annabeth, not even bothering to look at it.

Percy noticed that Annabeth wasn't smiling and then took a good look at the book's title: 'How to Take Care of And Raise Spiders'. It then had a picture of a tarantula on it.

A cold bead of sweat dropped across Percy's face.

The three others high-fived.

"We knew you were going to Annabeth, Percy," Jason said.

"And so we were sure to give you a book you couldn't sell to her," Leo said. "And for that matter I don't think anyone else really would've wanted to buy it either."

"Percy, you've been given the most impossible sales task of all time: sell a book on raising spiders to a child of Athena," Frank said. "This is a true test of your selling ability."

"If you succeed at this, I swear on the River Styx I'll die my hair pink," Jason said.

Percy really wanted to reply to them, but he couldn't without Annabeth finding out they were on a show.

Instead, Percy took a good look at the book's jacket flap and began reading. "See? It sounds way more interesting than it looks. It says here, 'This is book is perfect for any spider lover. It contains information on breeding habitats, temperature control, and illustrated with many photos regarding helping your arachnid friends grow. In addition, each book comes with a free supply of spider eggs of over fifteen diverse species which can be mailed directly to your ho-'" Percy stopped as he noticed Annabeth's face.

Leo had nearly fallen off of his chair laughing. Franks said, "Just look at her face!"

"Okay, so the book isn't that good," Percy admitted. "But, we're selling it for a good cause, and I think once you'll here about it you'll change your mind."

Percy took the card describing the alleged charity he was selling books for, and it went like this:

'The American Society Against Blonde People (or ASAB) is an organization that believes that blonde people are inherently dumber than other people (come on, Hollywood and television stereotypes say so and when have they ever been wrong?) and also a big strain on our country. We therefore believe that all blonde people should be euthanized and prevented from breeding. As that doesn't seem to be possible, we have decided to change our current goal to gathering all of them and quarantining them in a desolate, inhospitable place from which there is no return, like Antarctica. Or South Dakota.'

Percy knew there was no way he was going to read something like that out loud to Annabeth.

"Just look at his expression… I think he read it guys," Jason said.

"Percy, I'll have you know that I wrote that card by myself," Leo said.

"There are so many things messed up with that," Frank said. "I don't even know where to begin."

Percy shook his head and walked away.

Result: Percy failed.

Percy headed back to Leo's lair where the others were.

"So, how was it Percy?" Leo asked as he laughed.

Percy grinned. "Just wait until it is your turn… Leo."

That honestly should have scared Leo, but he didn't really care. "So who's next?"

"I'll be going," Jason said.

Jason left with his own blue satchel. He knew that he couldn't ask Piper, or anyone he knew for that matter, because that would have been way too obvious. His best bet was someone he didn't know.

He found a Satyr who was playing reed pipes and didn't look too busy, so Jason decided to try him.

"Hey there," Jason said.

The Satyr stopped playing and looked at Jason with wide eyes. "You're… you're that son of Zeus, right? The guy who stopped Gaia?"

"Indeed I am," Jason said. "So, I've volunteered to sell some books for a charity, and I was wondering if you'd like to take a look at one."

"Sure," the Satyr replied.

"This is gonna be good," Percy said.

Jason took out his book, which was: How To Cross-Dress.

It was then that Jason realized that there was pretty much no way to succeed.

The Satyr had also seen it and was like, "Uh, dude, like no. I'm not interested in that stuff… so just show me some other book."

"This is the only one I have," Jason said. "And it way more interesting than what it looks. See, it says here that, 'This book is a guide to all aspiring cross-dressers everywhere. In addition, along with your purchase, you will receive a set of costumes including a kimono, school uniform (girl and boy), maid outfit-'"

"I'm just going to have to stop you right there," the Satyr said with a very confused look on his face.

"Remember, Jason, you're a salesperson," Percy said. "That means that you need to compliment the customer."

"Yeah, so tell the guy that he'd look great in a frilly maid outfit," Leo said. Percy and Leo guffawed and high-fived.

"But," Jason said. "I'll have you know that I'm doing this for a very good cause-"

"I kind of really don't care man," the Satyr said. "Look, regardless of what Jeremy said, I'm not interested in that sort of stuff."

"Who's Jeremy supposed to be?" Leo asked with a quizzical grin.

The Satyr had walked away though, even before Jason had a chance to tell him about the charity.

Result: Jason lost.

A/N: That's it for now, thanks for reading, and do tell me how you liked it. Was it a problem following what was happening or anything? Also, I'd like to hear your ideas for problems that they should try, though it might take quite some time before I can turn them into reality.