![]() Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Covenant, Twilight, and Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010. I'm a 33 year-old female and a REAL American Indian living in the states. I'm a nurse so opportunities to write are very few and far between. I'm in the process of writing a couple of fics, all of which, are co-written with my best friend. My best friend is my muse for he inspires me even when he doesn't try. He's nifty... My muse (PotterAddict1012 and yes he's an actual person not an alter ego or anything) has decided to post his stories under my name. His current story is A Reckoning Power. Please read his story and review! 4/22/20 - Man oh man has it been a hot minute. Real life took turns that were unexpected. I'm slowly becoming more of myself and looking to getting back into writing. I miss it. Randonmess I call everyone sir whether you’re a guy or girl... My entire life fits on my phone…even fanfiction….it goes where I go... I think slinkys were the coolest thing ever invented... I think Bruce Lee was one of the greatest martial artist of his time... I have a very dirty mind and can find innuendos in the most innocent of comments... I like a lot of Harry Potter stories...but the one type of story I can't stand no matter how hard I try is stories involving stockholm syndrome. I just don't like them. Hilarious (Well, I think they are hilarious) stories that you need to read! A Black Comedy by nonjon (actually almost all of nonjon's work is hilarious...even his serious pieces are very good...) Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 (Even though implied pairing is Harry/Ginny I did enjoy it) Recommended Fic(s) to read: Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte - It is a Harry Potter/Hellraiser crossover. Yes, it is a bit descriptive, but you HAVE to read it) Favorite Quotes from Fanfiction Stories You know there’s something wrong with you, when the room of requirement tries to kick your ass. Harry “And I told you to mind your own business Professor. And if you pull that wand, I’ll shove it so far up your ass, your eyes will glow when you say ‘Lumos’.” Harry “I’ve got to admit,” the principal said, “they picked a good Minister of Magic. Shacklebolt’s so cool, his hair is too insecure to be seen with him.” Leon (an OC) “I told her she had her head so far up Dumbledore’s ass that his beard was turning brown and bushy. You can imagine that it went downhill from there.” Ron talking about Hermione "You just think that I can't think for myself; that I'm going to bumble into trouble, stumble over the shoelaces I don't know how to tie, and break my neck - all while reaching for a muffin at breakfast," Harry “Honestly Harry, when I tell everyone at work that Harry Potter seriously bruised my bum with his broom handle, who knows what people will think?” Tonks "If I can stay in the same room as an angry Harry Potter and come out alive, then I could arm wrestle a Troll" Professor McGonagall Hermione looked even more horrified. "Dear God, he tried to feed Professor Snape to a werewolf and was still allowed to attend Hogwarts? What was Dumbledore thinking?" "Oh, and if you try to steal one of my acomplishments, I WILL beat you to death with a paper napkin." "I just hope none of you expect me to grow up." |