Cloud: Stay where you belong; in my memories!
Sephiroth: I will... never be a memory!

Greetings readers! My name is….Well actually I hate my name, why don’t you all just call me Chainer. I play video games, read, and write. I listen to heavy metal and alternative rock. I’m a 21 year old in his last year of college. That’s right, I’m a guy! That means that everything I write will be from the point of view of a male mind. Now, this doesn’t mean that it’s gonna be done as if men ruled the world. It just means that when some one says or does something, my characters will react in the way a male would expect them too. Now, for all you ladies out there, yes I know often times this will seam like the wrong way to react, but now you can all see why guys are always getting things wrong, they just don’t see it the same way you do.

"When nothing makes sense, I'll fight believing only in myself."--Heero Yuy

I am huge fan of the Harry Potter books, and have lost many a good night’s sleep reading them. This obviously led me into the wonderful world of fan fiction writing. In truth, I only got into the series during the fourth book, but I have read them so many times I can practically relive them in my mind….Eventually my mind started to create other scenarios for the characters to deal with, from new characters and places, to different reactions to past events. In the end, I decided to write these ideas down, and eventually came up with the stories I have written below.

“Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!”--Duo Maxwell

I dislike Ron Weasley. He is a mean, jealous, spiteful person who has led a spoiled life. Through out the books, Ron proves to be a pathetic example of friendship. There are numerous occasions where he deliberately says or does something to hurt Hermione or another character. His jealousy often blinds him to the facts and leads him to make stupid comments and decisions. Ron believes that the world owes him something, while at the same time is adamant that he shouldn’t do anything to get it. He hates that Harry is rich and famous, and he often targets him for it, despite what Harry went through to receive that status. Harry and Hermione have given Ron multiple chances to change, and yet he still ends up repeating the same mistakes.

Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

Ginny Weasley is a hard character to figure out. At the beginning she was a shy, embarrassed girl, who seamed to be having a hard time adjusting to school life. However, when you look deeper at the Chamber of Secrets incident, you notice a pattern of attacks. Filtch and his cat got Harry in trouble, and than the cat was attacked. Colin was annoying Harry by taking pictures of him all the time, and suddenly he was attacked as well. Justin was going around blaming Harry for the attacks, and than he was petrified too. Than finally, Hermione was targeted, being the closest girl to Harry, and the one most people believed was in their way when it came to a relationship with him. Now, I’ll admit that she wasn’t in control of her actions, but I believe that she had some influence in picking the targets, because it seams to coincidental for those four to be picked. However, later in the series you see that she has grown into a strong and trustworthy friend, willing to fight for what she believes in. At the end of it all, I believe that she is not a good match for young Mr. Potter. She is to wild and impulsive for someone like him.

Rogue: "What is it with you and cards?"
Gambit: "Well, it's like having fifty two explosives tucked away in one little pocket."

Molly Weasley is the bossy, controlling mom that all the kids hate to visit. Despite having seven kids, her maternal instincts are still in full bloom. Through out the books, she tries to shelter her kids from the outside world, while at the same time control every aspect of their lives. To make matters worse, this instinct isn’t limited to her own kids, but extends to their friends as well. Harry and Hermione are often subject to her maternal behaviors, such as in the fifth book when she insisted that Harry not receive any information on Riddle, no matter how important it was for him to learn it. She needs to lighten up, or else her kids will be unable to function as adults, or they will turn into a rebellious child who will do anything to break away from her influence, no matter how foolish and dangerous.

Sometimes lies were more dependable than the truth. - Ender

Albus Dumbledore is another hard character to judge. I fully believe that, if he was a normal old man with out an abnormally large amount of power, he would be a cool man to learn from. As it is, he does have a huge amount of power, and an even larger responsibility to use it correctly. Unfortunately, he is also human and is prone to making mistakes. At one point, Dumbledore says that Harry will use his “power of love” to defeat the dark lord, yet he is also responsible for Harry spending his life with a family that hates him. Dumbledore is also responsible for Sirius being in prison, since he didn’t press for a trial or even using a truth serum on him. In forth year he some how didn’t notice that a man, who was supposed to be one of his oldest friends, had been replaced with a death eater. He is also the person who locked Sirius in his house for an entire year.

Hades: Hey, it's like that old goat says: Rule 11: It's all just a game, so let loose and have fun with it! I mean, a casualty or two along the way is no big deal, right?

Ships I dislike:

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Draco/Anyone

Ships I like:

Harry/OC

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Tonks

Ginny/OC

Ron/Luna

I don’t read or write slash stories, not because I have a problem with it, but because I can’t write it, and because most of the stories I have seen are either based around sex, or have one character completely dominant and the other far to submissive.

Kitty: "Can you transport us to the ground?"
Kurt: "Yeah, right. Picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT!"

I have a lot of free time, and so I have a lot of pointless knowledge about books, video games and anime shows. Ironically, this means I know enough to write cross over stories. Mainly, my knowledge is based around the following things:

Harry Potter

Eragon

The Matrix

Magic the Gathering

Star Wars

.Hack//Sign

X-Men Evolution

Zoids

Gundam Wing

Ender’s game

Kingdom Hearts

Final Fantasy 7

Advent Children

Final Fantasy 8

Final Fantasy 9

Final Fantasy 10

I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.
- Vincent Valentine

Attention readers! I’m holding a contest! I am looking into writing a Harry Potter/Something X-Over. It’s up to you to help me pick which. Above is a list of things I have enough knowledge of to write a story with. I need you, my faithful readers, to vote on which you want to read. Just send me a message, either here or at (Email Removed). Which ever three get the most votes at the end, will pe reposted for a final tally.

(Polls Closed!)

So it seams no one voted...Which means that of the 13 choices I had, I have a 13 way tie. Probably the least expected outcome I could of had but I've already started on it. hope you enjoy The Planeswalker's guide to being the chosen wizard

Who ever said money can't buy happyness, didn't like pie!--ME

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." -- John F. Kennedy

“Every generation needs a new revolution.”--Thomas Jefferson

“The seed of revolution is repression.”--Woodrow T. Wilson