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Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Harry Potter. I'm an avid reader of fanfiction, primarily in the HP fandom, and recently (2017) began posting a few of my own HP and crossover fics online. IRL, I've spent fifteen years in various writing professions. I write slowly and I complete my works in progress. Thank you for reading! NOTE 04/23/2019: "A Heart So True" is not on hiatus, but the next chapter has been delayed due to the health (a brief hospitalization followed by bronchitis for me and norovirus for the rest of my family, all on top of the flu last month). I anticipate posting by May 1st. |
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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 189 - Words: 391,617 - Reviews: 19433 - Favs: 4,527 - Follows: 6,024 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4930 - Favs: 6,413 - Follows: 6,389 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 192,519 - Reviews: 5237 - Favs: 12,108 - Follows: 14,578 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Children of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, gen, Harry and Draco friendship. In a world where wizards and witches can sense each other's familiars but no one else can, Harry's impressive familiar makes an eleven-year-old Draco Malfoy take more notice of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 148,651 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Thousand Words by Ailee17 reviews
Harry never could have predicted how much his life would change after making a surprising discovery at the Dursley household the summer before Second Year. The young wizard returns to school looking for answers, and ends up finding a whole lot more. Snape/Harry mentor fic. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 144,883 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 6,068 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Modern Romance by olivieblake reviews
Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 293,494 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Amortentia by olivieblake reviews
Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 173 - Words: 749,838 - Reviews: 6936 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N.
unsphere the stars by cocoartist reviews
When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story. [Tomione] COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 233,134 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/10/2012 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
We Don't Need You by Colubrina reviews
Albus Dumbledore shows up on Petunia Dursley's doorstep with a baby, a couple of Aurors, and Severus Snape in tow. Harry needs the home blood relatives to be safe, but, to be clear, that does not include Vernon. (ONE SHOT)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/29 - Severus S., Albus D., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17261 - Favs: 29,842 - Follows: 16,463 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 610,206 - Reviews: 3693 - Favs: 5,197 - Follows: 6,870 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Divergence by abovetheserpentine reviews
In an effort to escape her captors, Hermione Granger attempts to go back in time two hours. However, she ends up in 1977, confused and alone. How will she navigate the past when she knows the future? Can she sit idly by and watch those she begins to consider friends succumb to their horrible fates? Timelines are tricky things. Remione. RLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 152,525 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Diamond Heart by artemisgirl reviews
When Hermione approaches Draco Malfoy proposing a fake relationship between the two of them as part of a scheme, he's eager enough to participate - the potential benefits outweigh any costs on his time. But as it all progresses, Draco finds himself wondering what it would be like if what was 'fake' was real.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/25/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 8,344 - Follows: 8,473 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shadukiam reviews
Hermione is Harry's best friend, and Draco is Harry's long-term boyfriend. The problem, of course, is that he's sort of in love with both of them. The Age of Aquarius has finally met its match. Draco/Harry/Hermione triad fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,269 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 9/2/2016
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,315 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Melancholy of Tom Riddle by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Tom Riddle, on entering Hogwarts, meets a strange overpowered girl who claims this isn't the first world that's ever existed while he contends with the truth that he is not at the heart of the universe. "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" fusion
Crossover - Harry Potter & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8361 - Favs: 11,232 - Follows: 15,363 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Stepbrother by cherry cup reviews
AU. The Grangers adopt a young Tom Riddle, and seal their daughter's fate forever. Set in the 30s-40s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,655 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
The Will of Heaven by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Only a year after Lily's participation in the fourth holy grail war in Fuyuki Japan, in the summer of 1997 Lily, Wizard Lenin, and Gilgamesh are summoned to an alternate dimension in Romania to battle in a holy war for the fate of the greater grail and consequently the freedom and hope of all mankind. Sequel to "The Demiurge"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,013 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/11/2019 - Published: 9/28/2018 - [Harry P., Gilgamesh] Tom R. Jr., Jeanne d'Arc - Complete
Sally Drabbles by SallyJAvery reviews
HP drabbles. Lunarry 1, 14; Dramione 2, 5&6, 13, 23, 37; Pottgrass 3, 25; Snagonagall 4; Snuna 7; Harvati 8; Permione 9, 26; Thuna 10; Gintonic 11, 27, 30; Sirimione 12; Theomione 15, 28; Drarry 16, 33; Dumbletrix 17; Harielle 18; Tomione 19; GinDrarry 20; Nevmione 21; Regulily 22; Jily 24; Hansy 29; Harmony 31, 35; Harcissa 32; Thuna 34
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,124 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Nyctophilia by SallyJAvery reviews
If the Dark Lord dies, what replaces him? Devastated by Voldemort's brief reign, Magical Britain rots from the inside out. Former enemies are thrown together in a desperate attempt to fight the decay - by any means necessary. Dark, Post-DH, EWE, Major Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,677 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Harry P., Draco M.
Paradox by olivieblake reviews
Draco Malfoy wakes up one night to find Hermione Granger in his bed. But she's really not Hermione Granger at all, is she? Dramione, Year 7, Deathly Hallows AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,184 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,313 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5332 - Favs: 14,752 - Follows: 13,884 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 250,380 - Reviews: 4207 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blackmail by cherry cup reviews
Written for Tomione Smut Fest 2018. Tom Riddle is a bored Ministry official, and Hermione Granger has just arrived for a hearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5572 - Favs: 7,542 - Follows: 5,759 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things in Common by Colubrina reviews
Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,851 - Reviews: 3393 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 6,823 - Follows: 7,695 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Shadow Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTN slash. AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically. Amoral Harry, seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,412 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 3,856 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 4,770 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Morilden by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
A little mermaid, dreaming of a world above the surface which reflects the hope she has in mankind, once meets a little prince dreaming of kingship, honor, and glory. However, like the sun glimmering on the surface of the sea, sometimes dreams, while beautiful, cannot be held in one's hands. Spin off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" Little Mermaid style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,166 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Tom R. Jr., OC
On the Street Where You Live by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Sometimes the village gives truly ridiculous and truly invasive missions, however, Lee's bored, a tad lonely, apprentice-less, and perhaps needing a mission or two to point her in new directions. If Tobirama is the same, then so much the better. Side fic to Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/31/2018 - [Harry P., Tobirama S.] Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
The Fresh Prince of Bachelors by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
This is a story all about how Lee's life gets flipped, turned upside down, or more importantly how she comes to a few realizations and makes a few interesting choices. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Harry P., Tobirama S.] [Obito U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Just a Little Flea Bite by Colubrina reviews
The rats of London are food for fleas spreading a new magical malady. When Hermione Granger gets bitten, Harry Potter has to ask Draco for help. A somewhat unfortunate take on the soulmate trope ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The First Rule of Film Club by SallyJAvery reviews
Sally Christmas fic 2017: It's the first Christmas after the War, and Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts. When they decide to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' in the Room of Requirement, little do they know what's to follow. Twelve days of holiday fun, to be precise. Multi-pairing, mostly tbc. Please come and be excited with me!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,310 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 9,306 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
No Journey's End by laventadorn reviews
AU, girl!Harry story. As Voldemort's power grows, Harriet has to navigate a path to adulthood in the shadow of war. Snape begins to understand that not only does he have a heart, but it may be under the greatest siege of his life. A continuation of 'The Never-ending Road,' beginning with Order of the Phoenix. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,570 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 10/7/2016
Retribution by justcourbeau reviews
Fifth and seventh year start off less than stellar for Hermione and the twins respectively, as they butt heads over the twins' product testing. Some scheming and bit of magical interference never hurt anyone, did it? [Geomione, Accidental Magic, Canon Compliant]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,352 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Hermione G., George W.
A Hairy Business by Vinelle reviews
In which the protagonist of the Harry Potter series is put to the cute but disinterested animal test: if your hero can be replaced by a cute but disinterested animal, is he really that proactive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,379 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Harry P.
School Days by Meowmers reviews
They meet on the playground. Ron told her that if she doesn't fight for herself no one will ever leave her alone so she's just trying to follow his advice. "Are you crying?" He asks. She musters all the fury in her 7-year-old body and channels it into her voice when she speaks through the tears. "So what? I'll still kick your arse." Tomione. AU. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,298 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 10,016 - Follows: 11,009 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Eru Lee and the Temple of Doom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Jiraiya and Minato, on returning to Konoha, discover that their beloved hidden village now has a Jashinist problem. Predictably, it's all Lee's fault. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/28/2017 - Harry P., Sakumo H. - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 5,957 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Pit of Man's Fears and Summit of his Knowledge by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Once, perhaps, Rabbit ate Scotland. Sidefic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/26/2017 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Black Lodge by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Drunk on the wine of the king of heroes, Lily dreams of red rooms and saxophones. Side fic to "The Demiurge" although you can likely get away with only "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/25/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
The Hogwarts Host Club by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily, after being swarmed by Lenin Rabbitson's fans one too many times, comes up with the farfetched solution to all of their fan girl woes by creating a club of beautiful men to entertain the prepubescent ladies. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Demiurge by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The year is 1996 and in a strange, incomprehensible, action on the part of the grail itself Eleanor Lily Potter is summoned as a servant in the grail war. Crossover of "Fate/Zero" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and a love triangle, not a threesome.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gilgamesh] Kirei K. - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3513 - Favs: 6,447 - Follows: 7,986 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 6,228 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Cloven Conundrum by Vinelle reviews
The anatomically incorrectly titled tale of a deer called Hairy, or Harry, and his questions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,931 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 5/24/2017
Beggar to Beggar Cried by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR slash. AU. Harry has been raised from the time he was five with full knowledge of what he was, a Horcrux, and how someday he would need to die to avenge his parents. Thus, when he finds Tom Riddle's diary in his second year, he recognizes it. Horcrux speaks to Horcrux, a game of persuasion and manipulation. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
The Wrong Strain by Colubrina reviews
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 12390 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 524 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Inspectorate for Elfish Labour Conditions by Boo-82 reviews
After the war Draco and Hermione were among the few seventh year students to accept McGonagall's invitation to return to Hogwarts. An unexpected bond was formed between former enemies over a few chance collaborations in Potions class and secret nighttime Patronus lessons. Seven years later a compliance visit brings Hermione back to Malfoy Manor and old memories resurface.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,423 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chemistry & Timing by TheBookBully reviews
She mustn't be seen. It was the oldest rule of time travel yet one of the hardest to follow. Hermione is thrown back to the start of her third year and the professor who'd always been there for her. Now with Sirius escaped from prison and Remus' entire past before him again, can she be there for him? And what happens once the year is over? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 292,202 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 2/21/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,338 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Blaise Z.
How I Met Your Other Mother by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,233 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Kushina U., Minato N.] - Complete
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Squawking Dead by Toodleoo reviews
Severus Snape is absolutely fine, thank you very much. That is... until one of the Malfoy peacocks falls strangely ill and Hermione Granger is thrust back into his life to help solve the case. Where the peacocks are concerned, however, it seems that there is more than meets the eye. No matter what Severus and Hermione do, nothing goes according to plan!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ron W., Lucius M. - Complete
Damned by Meowmers reviews
"That's what I like about you," He told her, his fingers pressed against her pulse, "You don't believe in fairytales," His thumb traced the curve of her jaw and she watched his eyes flash red for a single, dream-like moment, "Do you believe in nightmares?" Tomione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,573 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
To Be Himself by RavieSnake reviews
Christmas is a time for family. But Hermione's family is truly horrible. They never approve of her dates and she's decided to try and beat them at their own game. How? By inviting Draco Malfoy to join their holiday with free reign to 'be himself.' But Hermione quickly realizes she doesn't really know Draco at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Christmas on the Run by Lomonaaeren reviews
SBRL, AU. AU. Sirius and Remus are in hiding ten years after Pettigrew's escape, and Remus is the one who figures out that Harry is with the Dursleys. But Sirius is the one who decides to kidnap Harry and give him the best Christmas he's ever had. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/10/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P. - Complete
The Conservation of Fame by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,015 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snared Senses by ArabellaFaith reviews
Hermione has decided that she is ready for a real relationship with the man who has been her dom at the anonymous sex club Snared Senses. The fact that she doesn't even know his name doesn't matter to her. Will she change her mind when she finds out who he really is? Quills and Parchment 'Scandal' OS competition Best Smut Winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,829 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Naming Her Secrets by snapeslittleblackbuttons reviews
Hermione Granger has several secrets, including where she spends one night a month, and who she would prefer to spend that night with. Written for the Quills and Parchment 'Scandals' Competition. WINNER: Best Plot. WINNER: Most Scandalous. Second Place Overall/Judge's Favorite. Second Place, Best Suspense. Note: lemons! Trigger Warnings: minor drug use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pygmalion by Colubrina reviews
When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 178,316 - Reviews: 6519 - Favs: 4,842 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
If I'm Gonna Fall in Love by Colubrina reviews
Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 410 - Published: 11/13/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Forget Me Not by Tara1189 reviews
The press of curved silver against her cheek. Sharp. Blood pulsing under the skin. And beneath that, dizzying ecstasy, a kind of sickening thrill. The whisper of breath against her mouth, cool and metallic. "Wendy."
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,771 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,032 - Reviews: 7140 - Favs: 14,504 - Follows: 5,911 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 14,629 - Follows: 11,537 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Many Minds of Eru Lee by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After his failed attack on the Potters, Tom Riddle finds himself in a strange land populated by the omnipresent, childish, doppelganger of Lily Evans and finds himself mostly unnerved, irritated, and very confused. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Drinny Thing by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy has two problems. His family reputation is in tatters and he wants to make sure he's never at the mercy of a crazed Dark Lord accomplish the second, he plans to take over wizarding fix his family's standing, he wants to marry Ginevra Weasley, pureblood and war heroine. Now all he has to do is convince her, and that might be the harder goal. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Marked by olivieblake reviews
Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,011 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Saturdays with Rosie by lena1987 reviews
Complete. One taciturn, retired teacher. One determined single mother. One energetic bundle of precociousness. A quiet romance set in the North of England. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Rose W. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 8,649 - Follows: 7,470 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming Minako by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After having their first child, and a rather eventful and destructive nine months, Lee decides that for the safety of Konoha and the happiness of Minato she has no choice but to switch their genders. Minato doesn't appreciate it at all. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 247 - Published: 7/29/2016 - [Harry P., Minato N.] - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Good Girl by attica reviews
[COMPLETE!] He was a tornado and all she wanted to do was plant her feet down and grow roots. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,193 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It is the cause, my soul by SallyJAvery reviews
Having completed her N.E.W.T.s Hermione decides to pursue a niggling interest in muggle literature and study at Oxford. Little does she know, she isn't the only Hogwarts alum looking for answers among the dreaming spires. When a performance of Othello brings her together with two former enemies, sparks can't help but fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,187 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., OC] - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 4,914 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 38802 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 4,509 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 4,687 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dagger of Foreboding by Lord Drash reviews
An AU Fic chronicling the Harry Potter character's development in a world with the most mystical of items, the Dagger of Foreboding. Will cover all seven years and will ship Harry. Is actually a humorous take on the HP universe and some notable fanfic tropes, told with complete earnestness. While the author might be aware that it's a comedy, the characters and narrator aren't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,635 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D., Dementors
No One Minds by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,678 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Minimal Risk by galfoy reviews
This was not how she had imagined her year would end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 277 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Better Off Forgotten by Delancey654 reviews
The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more. HG/DM, KB/MF, CC/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 236,519 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Marcus F., Katie B.] - Complete
Without Her Letter by Colubrina reviews
A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Pride, or What Goeth Before a Fall by Toodleoo reviews
When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Voldemort's Vol-au-Vents by Toodleoo reviews
Hermione knew that her brave professor would fall in love with her if she nursed him to health after one of those nasty Death Eater meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Madness in Love by Colubrina reviews
With the Order of the Phoenix recast in popular opinion as dangerous, a law is put into effect to have them work off their debt to society via what is termed 'good, honest labor' and it leaves Hermione Granger sitting in Draco Malfoy's parlor as a smirking Ministry official condemns her to be her former enemy's slave. Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 5,490 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
A Series of Malfoy Events by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry saves Draco's life. That should be the end of it. Except it isn't, because Draco keeps coming up with crazy things—and Harry goes along with it because he can't wait to see what Draco's going to come up with next. Updated every Thursday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,166 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Of Snakes and Apples by Delancey654 reviews
After the Final Battle, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy entered into a mutually beneficial (yet almost entirely platonic) Arrangement to prevent another wizarding war. Now, eleven years later, the realization that Dumbledore miscounted the Horcruxes has them scrambling to thwart Voldemort's dastardly plot to return and end the world as they know it. Remix of Good Omens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,900 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Behind the Beaded Curtain by dragoon811 reviews
"So this is where it's all coming from." - And with that sentence, our favourite duo have a mystery to solve while they realise their feelings for each other. (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,881 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Sin & Vice by mak5258 reviews
In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,856 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 6,085 - Follows: 4,106 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
A Nose That Can See by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Mulciber, Abraxas M. - Complete
Sucks for Smith by RavieSnake reviews
"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 268 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 7,762 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Crookscrux by cocoartist reviews
Cats have nine lives. Tom has a problem. [Horcrux!Crookshanks] [This is probably a crackfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Crookshanks - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4716 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 4,703 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
Pinky Promise by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: Because her voice is light and airy and musical and the only thing he can come up with to compare it to is a cloud—which is crazy. Voices aren't clouds. Clouds aren't voices. Clouds are…clouds. They float and they're filled with rain and they cover up the sun. Luna's voice isn't like that all. Luna's voice might as well be the sun. MF/LL. (Companion to 'Bite Marks').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Luna L., Marcus F. - Complete
The History Project by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. Continued from a series of drabbles that got out of control. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,937 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Happily Ever After the Fact by TycheSong reviews
Hermione receives a letter from the Ministry informing her of a bit of new legislation, and attempts to deal with it in a unique way. Guest starring Draco Malfoy, Percy and George Weasley, a gaggle of ladies at a "peculiar" party, and a guard from Azkaban. Originally written for Dragoon811 for the SSHG GiftFest 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,610 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eleanor Potter and the Train Station Called Purgatory by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Ellie Potter was never the boy who lived, she just happened to be in the same room at the same time, and yet she can't help but grow and notice that it is never Harry Potter who must fight his own demons. Side fic/Spin off to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,094 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5665 - Favs: 12,037 - Follows: 4,163 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Stag and the Swan by White Squirrel reviews
One shot. Harry's Valentine's Day date with Cho goes a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Bite Marks by provocative envy reviews
TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 4,023 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35549 - Favs: 26,526 - Follows: 19,550 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Cherry Chapstick by Colubrina reviews
Hermione returns for an optional 8th year after the war and Draco Malfoy, also back at Hogwarts at his mother's request, notices she's changed. A brief dip into the 'makeover' trope AND the 'goth' trope in one fic. ONE SHOT. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 214 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Punch Drunk by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Diary We Carry by Colubrina reviews
If memory is the diary we carry about with us, what happens if we misplace it? Hermione Granger wakes up in a hospital with almost no recollection of who she is or either of the two men claiming to be her fiancé. "What's the last thing you remember?" The Healer pressed on through his little quiz and now things were really bad. "I… nothing," she said finally. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,347 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 4,123 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 11,106 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Entrancing Wendy by Laurielove reviews
Wendy has grown up. She is married and settled. The people of Neverland, all those years ago, are long gone ... aren't they? In childhood it all seemed so straightforward: good and evil, life and love. An adult Wendy finds things far more complicated. A Wendy/Hook story. M readers only, please.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Mimsy were the Borogoves by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily, after opening the wrong doors at the wrong time, tries to describe her experience in detention with professor Quirrell and comes short of the essence of things. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2901 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 291 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6495 - Favs: 10,743 - Follows: 8,489 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Auror Method by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a con-man protected by his reputation as a shy recluse in Malfoy Manor. But now the death threats he's receiving related to his latest con are severe enough to make him request Auror protection. When the head Auror assigned turns out to be Harry Potter, Draco thinks it might be a problem. But surely not much of one, right? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,434 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
Roofies, or In Vino, Veritas by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 312 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 1,055 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Petunia's Boys by severusphoenix reviews
A very AU Severus/Harry mentor fic with Lucius as a friend as well. Petunia dies and the Dursley's flee Privet Drive along with Harry. They end up hiding in an unexpected place when the Hogwarts letter arrives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,040 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Book of Games by jaderook reviews
Sarah never could resist a good game.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,231 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10024 - Favs: 23,547 - Follows: 13,651 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 427 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Arrows amour by artemisgirl reviews
Professor Delacour's brilliant plan for Valentine's Day has an unexpected result for Draco Malfoy: a besotted Hermione following him around like a puppy. Short piece of fun Dramione fluff in time for the holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sequence by artemisgirl reviews
A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 365 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Young Adventurer's Club by artemisgirl reviews
"Bored by unchallenging classes? Sick of sitting around, doing nothing grand? Eager to learn forgotten magics and gain power beyond your wildest dreams? Join the Young Adventurer's Club now!" A mysterious poster for a new club catches Severus' eye. Little does he know... What the club has planned will challenge everything he knows and change the course of his entire life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
bitter sweet by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coda This! by Suki59 reviews
After posting the Weekly One Shot Challenge for week 45 (2013), I decided to write a coda of my own. Here's the page for the letter S. Oh, and here are some more letters as well ... Coda This! is a You Want Blood Award nominee.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sookie - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5023 - Favs: 6,659 - Follows: 4,277 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 15,467 - Follows: 9,485 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M. - Complete
Divide of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,565 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fairy GodHermione by Cybrokat reviews
Now Complete - What happens to Hermione when she discovers she is a Fairy Godmother?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,547 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix Fire, or Hermione Granger and the EW by grangerous reviews
The battle against Voldemort is over, yet little has returned to normal. Once again, Severus Snape finds himself reluctantly cast as the protector of the wizarding world, with Hermione Granger his tireless ally. Part III of the Phoenix Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,399 - Reviews: 2586 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Extreme Quidditch by artemisgirl reviews
"Isn't it obvious, Malfoy? If everyone's desperately craving excitement because everything's been boring and mundane..." She leaned closer, lowering her voice, and Draco held his breath. "...then we'll give them something extreme."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 5,225 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Appetizers by Aurette reviews
George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12862 - Favs: 13,619 - Follows: 7,635 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Adventure of the Miserious Stench by KnifeEdge reviews
There's a reason Jareth had forbidden the goblins from watching television. A very good reason. Unfortunately, no one told Sarah that. (Goblin fic. Also, sort of but not quite crossover with Sherlock. If Sherlock were a goblin. OC Goblin characters with canon cameos.)
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hoggle, Ludo, Jareth, Sarah
Denial by little beloved reviews
Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,081 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Get Me Wrong by Bleddyn reviews
Written for the 2012 Livejournal SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,517 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., P. Sprout - Complete
Intrusions of the Mind by Laurielove reviews
Severus Snape finds a way to amuse himself. A series of insights. Multiple characters, but ultimately SS/HG. Mature readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Sookie's Super-duper Happy Ending by Suki59 reviews
Tied for first place in the Sookie's Happily Ever After Contest, this little one-shot finds our girl in a world designed to make her happy, and so she is.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Power to Vanquish the Dark Lord by ArgentNoelle reviews
Harry hears about love and the power that will defeat Voldemort, and comes to some very strange conclusions. ... ... ... ... ... Harry/Voldemort... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake by Pitry reviews
It was funny to call it normal, but life can be funny sometimes: that was what Lavender had said, and Dudley, who knew he wasn't very clever, was bound to agree with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dudley D., Lavender B. - Complete
A Dream Carved in Stone by diadelphous reviews
When an unmarried Lily Evans joins the Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore gives her a simple mission: meet with the Death Eater Severus Snape and tell him what she's done. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 106,440 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Difficult by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: "I should," I repeated. "But I don't want to." And then he smiled, and I was wrecked. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,041 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Beg To Differ by Loten reviews
Prize for the 2000th reviewer of Chasing The Sun. Severus overhears Hermione speculating about his personal life; he finds her opinion rather insulting and decides to let her know just how wrong she is. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 8,487 - Follows: 3,771 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence by Loten reviews
Prize for the 1000th reviewer of Chasing the Sun; Hermione is annoyed to finally be given detention so close to finishing school, but it turns out to be just what she - and Snape - didn't know they needed. Post-DH AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 8757 - Favs: 7,057 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Underworld by Tara1189 reviews
"I rather like having you down here. Like Persephone." Ginny/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,436 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Bleddyn reviews
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,771 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 8,963 - Follows: 5,316 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 3046 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sanctum Sanctorum by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,584 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eric the Fanfiction Rapist by Thyra10 reviews
Eric wakes up in a strange room and is confronted with his actions. My story for the Weekly One-Shot Challenge: "No Means No." This story contains discussions about rape but there is no rape in it. Rated M for subject matter. One-shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Eric, Claudine - Complete
Avada Kedavra Anonymous by Speechwriter reviews
No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 206 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lost and Found by Borolin reviews
When Snape is tortured and maimed a team inc. Hermione, Neville and a Muggle surgeon battle to save his life and sanity. Angst, friendship, humour, HGSS by whitehound and Dyce. Emotional, intelligent, thought provoking, tangible, compelling say reviewers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 281,072 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Graveside Revelations by Sarah1281 reviews
After being gone for a year and taking down Moriarty's criminal empire, Sherlock decides to reveal himself to John at the graveyard. Surprisingly, things do not go the way he expected them to. At all. Post season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Constrictor by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco isn't really that bad of a person-not anymore, that is-but try telling him that. It's going to take a lot of convincing. DMHG, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Babble On by Aurette reviews
One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 926 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Suki's Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge Collection by Suki59 reviews
I'm putting all my Hans von Hozel stories together here for easy access. Please help yourself when in need of a giggle.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sookie - Complete
Snape's Oceans by Theolyn reviews
Who would Severus become without his burden of self-loathing? And how will that Severus react when Ron Weasley's widow comes seeking healing of her own? DH compliant, save for Snape's survival. SS/LP followed by SS/HG M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,459 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 133 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Intoxicate the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry starts a revolution. And Draco is a spy wondering if he should betray Potter for his parents, or the other way around. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,020 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Static by galfoy reviews
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 5,213 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jitters by Aurette reviews
Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Yea, Though I Walk by Aurette reviews
After the Final Battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,178 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Post Tenebras Lux: Summer by Loten reviews
Prize for the 1000th reviewer of Post Tenebras Lux: the beginning of Severus and Hermione's relationship retold from Severus' point of view. One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Veela Hunt by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Harry's convinced Draco Malfoy is a Veela. Why else would Harry find himself suddenly attracted to Malfoy? Ron and Hermione are convinced Harry's bonkers, and do their best to prevent any damage. But when the DA gets involved, things start to go awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 3945 - Favs: 5,081 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Twist in the Tale by Shiv5468 reviews
Crookshanks takes steps to oust his rival. There's only room for one ginger in Hermione's life, and it's him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3752 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sympathetic Magic by ls269 reviews
This fanfic is a labour of love that I've been writing on DeviantArt for three years. It is long - 119 chapters and counting! -, romantic, and set during Severus and Lily's school years at Hogwarts. N.B. It is very pro-Lily!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Better Man by refya reviews
Severus thinks he would be a more suitable suitor for Hermione than Ron. Crookshanks agrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4581 - Favs: 7,425 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Knight of Pentacles, Queen of Wands by jaderook reviews
Severus Snape discovers that there's more to his pointless death than his miserable life counted on. A story of love and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,603 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/14/2007 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 3,671 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Queen of Heaven by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco's only friend in prison is a spider, and its venom causes hallucinations of Hermione. The only problem is that Dream Hermione keeps insisting she's real. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shards of a Dream by Subtilior reviews
V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 4,554 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
To Relieve Boredom by Laurielove reviews
Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 235 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Hermione G., Abraxas M. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Cursed by bccaw reviews
BOOK ONE - Hermione wakes up after the final battle paralyzed in the infirmary. She has been cursed by Voldemort, and Snape is the only one who can save her. Strange as that may be, the truth is much stranger. COMPLETE! Book two soon to follow!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,762 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15045 - Favs: 23,772 - Follows: 9,697 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
As Yet Unwritten by Persepolis130 reviews
What does the future hold for a Sirius sorted into Slytherin and Snape, who's never met Lily, recast as his best friend? Follow their adventures in life, love and eternal Potter hating from 4th year to Voldemort's attack. remus/sirius snape/lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,328 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Conversations on a Broom by Aurette reviews
A conversation between colleagues while riding on a broom. Rated M for subject matter only. One-shot. SS/HG Epilogue? I ripped mine out of the book so it doesn't exist anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horse by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Touch and Go by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot - A series of ten freestyle drabbles where Draco and Hermione break up, from different points in their relationship. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 5,118 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beltane Night by Tara1189 reviews
The eve of Sarah's twenty-first birthday falls on the night of Beltane… a night when the borders between the physical and magical world become blurred, and a certain Goblin King reappears with an offer to renew, and won't be taking no for an answer…
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the HB P by grangerous reviews
When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,839 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ghosts by Rizzle reviews
Five years after the end of Voldemort and Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is out of Azkaban and is a shell of his former self. Hermione Granger is doing her best, but she has demons of her own to deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 176 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Viva La Revolution by Rizzle reviews
Harry never made it and so the future of Magical Britain was re-written. Seventeen years after the fall of Hogwarts, the Commander of Voldemort’s Death Eater Army contemplates what true freedom really means.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Resolutions by dracosoftie reviews
Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,052 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8423 - Favs: 11,072 - Follows: 5,694 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3989 - Favs: 5,209 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bittersweet by SpankingHalo reviews
Snape and Lily's relationship, in retrospect. During DH. Spoilers for all DH. One shot. Feedback and critcism welcomed - it all helps me improve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3618 - Favs: 6,562 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 766 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 5,634 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 461 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
What I Want My Words to Do to You by Ladymage Samiko reviews
When Snape receives a letter from a 'secret admirer', the following correspondence is anything but ordinary. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 446 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 349 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Lady and the Knight by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,312 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,176 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,121 - Follows: 5,981 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Alchemical Discontent by Lomonaaeren reviews
Sequel to A Potion Named Desire, HPDM slash. Draco and Harry start marketing the Desire potion, only to encounter opposition from Draco's debtors, manipulative Slytherin women, and politicians running for Minister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,443 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Tierfal reviews
Chronicling the annual suicide attempts of one Draco A. Malfoy, failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,189 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nine Year etc Plan by mia madwyn reviews
Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron who can keep any kids if there are any and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 4,672 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I Give You a Wondrous Mirror by Lomonaaeren reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that's exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,442 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 1,072 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,635 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Promise To Be Kept by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Death hires a young woman, struggling to keep the land her father left to her in his will, to redecorate his house so it appears more human. This is an attempt at Romance between an Anthropomorphic Personification and an Original character.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Volunteers by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Written for livejournal's Beltane Fic Exchange: Harry, Draco, and a volunteer position that was supposed to be quick and easy. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,246 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 262 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 5,503 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mist and Vapor by cecelle reviews
After the war is over, Severus is left humiliated, an outcast in the wizarding world. And for him, the fight isn't over yet. But this time, he doesn't have to fight alone. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 168,109 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - [Severus S., OC] F. Flitwick - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Seamus' Fault by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 763 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Confession Is Good For the Soul by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it's also hell on the nerves and libido. HPDM, Post Hogwarts, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,229 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3946 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 9,390 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Big Name Death Eater Part deux by Shiv5468 reviews
What Hermione did next.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 5,530 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3060 - Favs: 5,722 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Soul Maties by Bagge reviews
They are large, they are mean, they are Crabbe and Goyle. They are bullies and they are tired of playing the second fiddle. Time to get some real friends. Humor & Friendfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Surreality by Perse reviews
Harry begins to have vivid dreams...happy dreams, showing what his life might have been like with his parents. But Dumbledore and Snape think this is the Dark Lord’s doing, and that it needs to be undone. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6242 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
WHO BY FIRE? by kaz2 reviews
COMPLETED STORY She had always talked much and too fast when she was lying, but he let it pass. He had surrendered his pride some time ago where Hermione was concerned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,156 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Many Faces of Severus Snape by cecelle reviews
OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Cauldron Of Shame by jaderook reviews
Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Apparently by JiM1 reviews
Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 8,496 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
You Gotta Breathe by Kyra4 reviews
6th year. Hermione is brutally attacked by Voldemort and left barely alive, leading to a mission of revenge by Harry, Ron...and Malfoy? ***COMPLETE!*** Rated R for adult themes, angst and swearing. D/Hr/R love triange, but ultimately D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,035 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
SNAPE VIGNETTES VOLUME FIVE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Tribunal of the missing tape and an online adventure for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions by Barb LP reviews
(or: The Last Temptation of Harry Potter) Sequel to Harry Potter & the Psychic Serpent. Harry's 6th year. Is giving Harry exactly what he wants Voldemort's ultimate revenge? [COMPLETE!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 410,457 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Teeth by Luthien2 reviews
Snape and Marcus Flint discuss teeth during an evening of drinking, then hunt down Hermione to ask her opinion. Written for the Blame Someone Else Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
Night of the Awalim by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
Hermione takes up a new hobby, post-Hogwarts, and then has to demonstrate it. Snape is surprised, as are all witnesses. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It's Only Rock'N'Roll But I Like It by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
Silly story. Everyone has the kissing disease. Rating - R for language, sex and unspeakable acts. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Hermione G.
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Polka Dot Plague by Mariner reviews
Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
Stuck in the Muddle With You SSG 2 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Nothing really changes... Although the Slytherin Study Group really wishes that it would! A sequel to
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
Phoenix Burning by Yahtzee reviews
After "The Gift." Buffy returns to life -- to find a world greatly changed. WINNER of the Summer 2001 Halo Award for Best Drama and the Summer 2001 Undead Awards for Outstanding Novel, Outstanding Future, Outstanding Action and Outstanding Buffy Character
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/22/2001 - Published: 6/18/2001
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
The Play's The Thing: Othello by Slytherin Dragon reviews
The annual Hogwarts school play, and the theatrical treat this year is Shakespeare's Othello! MST-style humor, as well as fun slashy hints. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,956 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2001 - Published: 11/21/2000
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A Heart So True reviews
Harry Potter, age almost-seven, makes a desperate wish for a friend ... any friend at all, even a monster. With a loyal Mimikyu by his side, Harry's life takes a turn for the better. Gen, emphasis on friendship and fix-its.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,034 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 4/29/2018
A Complete Education reviews
After a thirty-year absence, sex ed is once again part of the Hogwarts curriculum after two student couples report unplanned pregnancies. Any teacher can handle a seven-week seminar, especially with a five-hundred-Galleon incentive - right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
