Real Name: Michael

Occupations: Unemployed

I have been a member on this site for over a year and read a lot of amazing fics. And I have now decided to contribute with my own story.

I am however lazy as hell, and easily distract... ooh shiny!

Where was I?... oh right

BUT i won't abandon a story without telling my readers.

Some additional facts about me

Gender: Male

Age: 20

Location: Uppsala

Manga/Anime likes: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Attack on Titan. I'm to lazy to write the rest.

Book Likes: TheSong of Fire and Ice Series, The Gatekeepers Series, The Conqueror Series.

Tv: Arrow, Game of Thrones, Bones, Criminal Minds.

Movies: Van Hellsing, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengence, The Avangers. Once again to lazy to write the rest.

Cartoons: Batman, Superman, Justice Leage, Young Justice, Avatar both series.

Games: DmC, Starcraft 2, The Witcher 2, XCOM: Enemy Unknown, And Many more

Favorite Music: Ride Into Obsession Blind Guardian, Primo Victoria Sabaton, and power metal in general

Favorite Color: Black with Red edges/details

My stories

Love and Pain

06-30-13: Chapter 2 is done and it being beta-read. should be up in a few days.

08-10-13: I'm going to KILL my beta... or at least hurt him really badly. Sorry everyone but it looks like next chapter of LaP will be late, It will be uploaded as soon as my beta is done with it. Hopefully sometimes this decade.

Now for the fun stuff

FACTS YOU MUST NEVER FORGET!

1. English dubbed anime episodes can sometimes be just as good as English subbed.

2. Crazy fangirls are scary.

3. Regular updates on fanfics are VERY nice to readers.

4. Flamers aren't very welcome, and they WILL be rebuked harshly.

5. Growing old, as you know, is mandatory. But you have the chance not to grow up.

6. Animals are cool. If you disagree, think of this - man, scientifically, is an animal. So if you think animals are uncool, you are thereby bagging on yourself.

7. "I am the center of the universe" can be a legitimate claim. The universe is infinite, so there is a likely chance that, wherever you are, you are actually the center of it.

8. Never underestimate the memory of children. Even though they forget where they put their socks, they remember every embarrassing detail about you and can quote every episode of The Suite Life and Hannah Montana at any given time.

Random sayings:

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemy.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the rest of the world wonder how you made it.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If you ever got an anime opening or end theme song stuck in anyone’s head, then copy this into your profile!

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Stupidity killed the cat; Curiosity was framed.

They say that there are no stupid questions, but what kind of question does stupid people ask then? Do they suddenly stop being stupid as soon as they open their mouths?

ctrlC, ctrlV

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Hollow Mashiro, StrangerInTheCorner.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile