Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

In an alternate universe very similar to our own, a group of black-cloaked superheroes is the world's last defense against a threat that makes the Heartless look rather cute and cuddly in comparison... Fangirls.

AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

"If Satan's door stood between humanity and extinction, Delta was the only squad with big enough boots to kick it down, and everyone knew it." The war's over and Delta's been pushed into the working world, where the fight for civilization has just begun.

The operation to rescue Shinji Ikari after he is absorbed into Evangelion Unit 01 has failed, and the young pilot is feared lost. There is, however, one other way to bring him back... but even if it succeeds, Shinji may never be the same again..

Long ago, an accident orphaned her and rendered her mute. Now in high school, her classmates either ignore or make fun of her. No one knows just how much pain she hides deep inside... until her worst enemy, Sora, realizes she'll break beyond repair. SK, TY. AU. REVISING.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Radio personality Myde brings together twelve hopelessly hopeful people in the name of true love...and an insanely diverse song list. Various pairings including Namixas, CloTi, Zaerith, SoKai, Rion, AxelOC

When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.

The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.

Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...

The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.

It was forbidden to meddle in affairs of other worlds, but when the slipper was placed on Aqua's foot perfectly, it was too late. VenxAqua. Rated T for a bit of violence in later chapters. Hopefully you'll be a VenxAqua fan after reading this! X3

A slightly different choice of Gendo after Yui vanishes shapes Shinji different. And like a stone thrown into water, the ripples grew wider with time. Now things won't be as they could have been. Shinji x Rei. - As of December 2017 this now is the vastly improved REVIVAL Edition!

The Sequel to New Blood; Four years have passed since Sound conquered the five Great Nations and sent the ninja of Konoha into hiding. Now it's time to return to retake their home and their world, but can they really trust their allies?

Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

Eddard Stark offered her a deal. Safe return to the Seven Kingdoms but in exchange she would need to marry his son, to keep her under watch instead of killing her like Robert wanted. She accepted because she believed she could work on her plans from within. She could turn the Young Wolf in her ally. But she wasn't expecting Robb Stark not to be like the men she knew.

Gendo is out to do some good, in the only way that he can; by being the most magnificent, manipulative bastard that he can be. Rei is out to help us all, by doing SCIENCE! Please Read & Review! Thank you for reading and sharing your feedback.

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.

Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.

Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?

When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.

Asuka and Shinji struggle to survive in the Post 3rd Impact wasteland. What went wrong? How did the boy who rose to become God plummet down so low? Asuka struggles to unlock his mind and prevent it all from happening again. Rating may change due to language.

"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.

Kirito is a young man who is about to receive an update to his software. Unfortunately for him, his update is flawed, and he gets a glimpse of a world he wasn't meant to see... Ours. This story chronicles his journey through Aincrad and beyond, into new worlds.

Sorcery is the forbidden magic, so powerful it can be called a divine miracle. When Shirou and Rin dabble with this forbidden art, they get far more than they bargained for. What are the chances of them surviving the Holy Grail War twice?

What if Cagalli was in Kira's position, and vice versa? How would this affect everyone's lives, and the story of Gundam SEED? This fic explores the possibilities, retelling the SEED story with key differences major and minor from Cagalli's perspective.

Newton's First law. An Object in motion will remain in motion until acted on by an external force. The events of Neon Genesis Evangelion, as seen by the Fourth Child. Self Insert:ACC

A HaloWarhammer 40K crossover. Two besieged branches of Humanity, separated by time and space have been reunited. And there is only War!

Throughout time, mothers have watched their children go off to fight with both pride and fear in their hearts. Would the mothers of magical girls be any different if they knew?

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.

They've got blonde hair and blue eyes and, thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school that isn't exactly what it seems on it's placid surface. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 71.

The Book of Darkness case is over, giving Nanoha and company some much-needed rest. But the peace ends abruptly as a pair of unknown mages descend on Earth, seeking a lost artifact and reigniting an ancient conflict. It's time to save the world again...

Dedicated to nobody, because nobody's going to know how much I'm going to hate writing this thing.

"Impassive, resilient and utterly deadly; the Spartan is the ultimate example of human lethality. Representing the pinnacle of wartime research reached during the Human-Covenant War, they say that Spartans never truly die. Would that such words were true."

What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Homura Akemi has known failure too many times. But then the impossible occurs, and she finds herself contracted with a former foe - one of the dangerous and enigmatic beings known as a Counter Guardian. Will this man's allyship and limitless stock of swords prove to be just the salve her hopeless quest needs, or will a miracle still not be enough to save what she holds dear?

Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.

First, Mecha Girl Lethal Nanoha! Two: Nanoha Fortress 2!

Issei blinked, and she was gone. It was only Issei, sitting half naked in a dark taxi while glowing and the doors unlocked. Then he placed his face into both hands and just let out a long suffering groan. He really was having one of those days. AU. Highschool DxD x Exalted Crossover.

A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).

Chances given by fate: 30 kisses Shinji and Asuka can share, 30 ways they can be exchanged. During instrumentality an infinite number of worlds were created. All of them different, all unique. They all have one single unifying rule. Chapter 20 updated on 10/05/2014.

They say a familiar is summoned to help a mage in the way they need most. Well, Louise needed help with her constantly failing magic and her familiar certainly fulfills that role.

Third Volume of Halkegenia Online, Takes place following conclusion of 2.0. Preparations for war have begun in earnest, as Tristain and her Allies make ready in body and spirit and Albion threatens in the skies. On the White Isle, the Dragon Knights prepare, a Thief arrives, and a Born Huntress stalks her prey. Interlude Volume. Warning OC heavy. Main plot will return in V4.

When the TSAB discovers the Wizarding World, Nanoha and Fate are sent to investigate. What will they learn about the HP universe and about themselves as they attend Hogwarts? Set during Order of The Phoenix. NanoFate. Reviews greatly appreciated.

My explorations in the world of Halkeginia; mostly inspired by discussions on the Spacebattles Creative Writing forums. Dragon Summoning moved to its own story.

Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.

Worm Snippets/Oneshots etc. Mostly Crossovers, all crossposted from the Spacebattles forums Creative Writing Section.

The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]

Two very different worlds collide: the world of ordinary high-school girl Kagami Hiiragi and the world of Puella Magi Homura Akemi. An impossible bond begins to form between them, but will the demons of Homura's past ever let them be friends at all, let alone anything more? Kagami/Homura, Tsukasa/Miyuki. Rated M: violence, yuri shipping, sexual content/themes, disturbing imagery.

In a world where monsters are in hiding after a crushed rebellion, it is Moka who goes to a school filled with humans. But one thing leads to another, and Aono Tsukune suddenly finds himself living in his dorm room with a vampire with split personalities

After fleeing her kingdom out of fear, a former Queen has found peace in a foreign world. But what happens when a wandering wizard and a company of dwarfs (plus one hobbit) seek her help in reclaiming a lost kingdom?

Post-episode 12. After Madoka's disappearance, Homura Akemi fights on, honoring Madoka's wish to protect the world - but she cannot endure forever.

Have you ever considered what it would look like if Nanoha was a horrifically powerful being, constrained by binding which prevented her from accessing her full power, and she was absolutely terrifying. Uh... more so than usual. Certainly a crackfic.

Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

16 year old Sora Shimomura is one of the most feared outcasts in his school, however when he is cursed to become a bounty hunter to destroy the evil of the world and save innocent souls, he finds out there is a chance to save his own. IMPORTANT UPDATE. READ INSIDE.

Kyubey is not the only entity out there that can grant a second shot at life. What if someone else beat him to Mami? Everything turns upside down, that's what. 11-11-14: Rewrote ELSEWORLDS chapter. Next pending chapter: REIGN OF FIRE.

Spock/Fem!Kirk. Just because things happened in one time-line, doesn't mean they have to happen in this one. At least, that's Jane Kirk's determined opinion upon being told she and Spock were married in that other reality. The universe, however, has other ideas - and the spirit of her dead counterpart stuck inside her head isn't helping matters.

Returning to headquarters from unadministered world #97, the Time-Space Administration Bureau cruiser Arthra finds itself in the middle of a war, over a strange ring-shaped world...

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

Companion stories to Lovehammer GE: Serene Star. Here you will see the reborn Sailor Senshi learn how to live in the new universe, and the Primarchs rise to greatness.

A frequently sweet and funny collection of drabbles by Bloody Mary of SpaceBattles, with some guest appearances. Just one warning, they are in no particular chronological order, but have fun!

It's been eight months since Silent Hill, and life for Terra, Aqua and Ven is just starting to go back to normal. But when a mysterious couple crash-lands on their world , it becomes apparent that things aren't finished yet. Vanitas is back, stronger than ever, and he's willing to do whatever it takes to get what he wants. Sequel to The Shrouded Path. AU

In the cold darkness of interstellar space, beyond every known frontier of mankind, against the most terrible of enemies, the Goddess protects.

A twist of fate causes Vincent Valentine to be born female. Having escaped Nibelheim she wants her son Sephiroth back, professor Hojo dead, has taken an interest in Deepground and will stop at nothing to achieve her goals. Worse still, Chaos is right behind her and he has plans of his own. Nothing will ever be the same again...

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.

This is a cross over between Sailor Moon and Warhammer 40 000. The premise is like the one proposed in the "Usagi as Raised by the GEoM" thread—namely, the Emperor raises Sailor Moon as his heir. Here, you will find Sailor Moon's side of story.

Homura had never been somebody to lie to herself, which was why she wondered how she had managed to delude herself into thinking that a world without Madoka could ever be construed as some sort of happy ending.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

A fleet of Alliance ships find themselves in the centre of a hornets' nest. Lost and alone in the middle of hostile territory with nowhere to turn will they survive or perish?

Namine's the popular snob who's always had everything handed to her but when the new, Blind, boy Roxas transfers to her school, can he show her to 'see' beyond the surface of life? Finished, so please read and review if you like it!:D!

An spinoff-story from In Flight by Gabriel Blessing based off of a simple question: what if Rin and Saber hadn't stayed behind? Warning: departs from both Sekirei and In Flight. DISCONTINUED!

Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...

In the name of the Immortal Goddess: burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean.

Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?

Angra Mainyu wants to be born. But the Fifth War is over, and Shirou has rejected the Grail. With the Grail System destined for dismantlement, no path to birth remains in the future. So what better solution than to send the winner back to the beginning and give him a second chance to fail? "I am Servant Saber. I ask of you: Are you my Master?" SaberXShirou "Avalon" shipping

When Dana goes missing, Alex follows her trail to the town of Silent Hill only to be beset by threats inside and out.

He was denied Heaven, and used by Hell. She is derided and distraught. Both are proud, and powerful. Halkeginia is not ready... Rated T for violence and gore.

What started as a routine mission becomes a nightmare when Ven disappears. After tracing his path to a strange town, Aqua and Terra find themselves ensnared by a power darker than any they could have imagined. It will take everything they have just to escape intact. AU. Some Terqua

How far will you go for a friend? When memories from Fate's past begin to affect her, Nanoha decides to take action, but the road she travels will challenge her just as much as the one she cares about.

Klein's first impressions of Gun Gale Online are quite different from what he expected. There were a lot of flowers, for one thing.

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7

After a certain trio has an accident involving the enigmatic Fountain of Youth, Ven finds himself in over his head. Even if his friends are suddenly smaller than him. And younger.

The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.

Who better to help a fallen prince, then a fallen hero? ::Fate Stay Night x Revolutionary Girl Utena:: ::Post-series, Heaven's Feel AU::

In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?

Up until now, she had never wanted anything more than what she had. But now things are changing, and she doesn't know what to want anymore. Multi-chapter AU. The usual suspects with the shippings, with more pairings on the side lines.

[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end. Prequel-ish story titled Hypocritical Oath.

Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.

She had always saved them, even at the cost of her happiness. So when given the chance to change the past, will Naruto take it? Even if it meant sacrificing the precious bonds she made through sweat and tears? Though, how was she going to do that when she's reduced to a four and a half years old child? In addition, little Kakashi seems intent on driving her crazy. Eventual K/Fem!N

Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.

Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.

After a brutal fight, an amnesic Aqua wakes with nothing but her name and a masked boy claiming to be her friend. 100 Theme Challenge.

Umbridge's unorthodox field trip to Jusenkyo might have proven why her Defense curriculum was efficacious, if she hadn't accidentally cursed herself, Snape, half of Hogwarts's student body, two Death Eaters, and one hapless Dark Lord. OotP AU

COMPLETE!3/28/2009 In every high school there's drama. Too bad Kairi, Sora, Roxas, Naminé, Riku, and Xion had to find this out the hard way. SoKai,RoxNami,RikuXion WARNING: sexual themes and pregnancy. Full summery inside.

Ventus is the lowly servant of Naminé, The Master's curiously insane ward, and yet, she's become dangerously attached to him. With the secrets Terra is hiding from him, and the secrets Aqua is trying to hide from the Master, it's hard for Ven to be Ven.AU

Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.

An elsewhere story. Evangelion fantasy style! COMPLETED. Epub version available at: tinyurl (dot) com / acmal99

In the fire that ravaged Fuyuki city, it was not Emiya Kiritsugu who saved the life of a young Shirou, but the tainted grail itself.

DISCONTINUED: UP FOR ADOPTION. Fate Extra. The Holy Grail War: 128 Magi and Servants fighting for an object that grants any wish to its wielder. Among them, a girl with a terrible secret and the Original Hero.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

A story about stories, the people who live in them, and the Holy Grail War, a ritual of combat where Magi vie for dominance. But when the summoned warriors are revealed to be much more contemporary characters than expected, a mystery ten years in the making looms darkly in the background of the conflict and haunts the minds of its participants. *MULTICROSS WITH A METAFICTION BENT*

When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: WIP on hiatus.)

Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.

Tsukune thought that he was human, that he was vulnerable at Yokai Academy due to his humanity. However, there is a part of him that is not human. A part of him that he doesn't even know about. Something that shouldn't have been there in the first place.

There are things that inhabit the night... Rei has become one of them. Now she seeks to end Gendo's senario. It won't be easy, but soon she won't be alone. SxR Contains blood, violence, harsh language and adult content.

After an unwanted murder case falls into her lap, Kairi is forced to become a student at the victims school. One problem. It's an all boys school! What happens when the students start falling for her? Can she survive this curse? SoraXKairi *UNFINISHED, BUT SUMMARIZED*

Living in the world Madoka's sacrifice created, Homura, Mami and Kyouko uneasily coexist while fighting the demons of Mitakihara Town. But as the miasma thickens and the demons multiply, the fragile peace of their lives threatens to shatter once more.

"No, Roxas. I'm not okay. I came here hoping to explain things to the love of my life, but instead I'm stuck with your introverted girlfriend, an emo kid, a lovesick desperato, a terrorist, a seventies chick, and a whole island of teenagers in my way."

The Akatsuki has begun their hunt and Naruto has only started his training under Jiraiya. The means to protect Naruto goes beyond what any person has ever been asked to undertake before.

The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.

As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...

ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.

In a land far removed from Fuyuki and the castle of Winter, the Einsbern retinue must fight their enemies as well as their inner demons - for no man can change a predetermined fortune. Entered for Drama in Beast's Lair's FF contest 2012

An alternate-universe take on the events of Evangelion. Some things remain the same, but others are... broken. (Progress halted)

Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

He's on a suicide mission, and Shepard needs all the help he can get. One of his potential recruits is a strange young scientist specializing in synthetic lifeforms - a scientist who is not at all what she seems, and knows far more than she lets on...

All they told him was that he had to do the ceremony with the stupid sheathe with him and it'd work perfectly fine. He supposed he should have learned to never trust the Germans by now.

Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.

Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

The elves just want to be left alone. The humans just want their Holy Land. Louise just wants acknowledgement. And Naruto just wants everyone in the world to stop acting stupid for ten seconds. He never was very self-aware.

For Emiya Shirou, his war was over. For Louise, her war was about to begin. Unwillingly pulled into the 5th Holy Grail War, Louise will have to use all her wit and magic just to stay alive; but all is not as it seems. This isn't the war she remembers. (Discontinued indefinite. Read my profile for more information.)

Highschool!AU - It all started with a simple question. Namixas and more.

Namine has moved to New Twilight, hoping to start her own art studio for the biggest Art Industry in the city. When plans to live with her best friend is ruined, she is forced to live with two twin brothers. I smell Namine sandwich. Sora/Nami/Rox.

White dress, stained in yogurt, a cocky boy trying to help. A red rose, simple attraction, a date with an irritated girl. A tray of muffins, a kind waitor, a jealous blonde. A cold, starry night, filled with mystery and enchantment. Love.

The 15th Angel tried to understand us, but only brought more suffering to an already pained world. Now she has become one of us, and by experiencing our pain for herself struggles to understand us. But can such understanding ever be achieved, or is she destined to become caught in a cycle of misery? Shinji x Arael, Rated M for disturbing scenes, violence, and language.

HIGHSCHOOL FIC! After getting kicked out of her house by her dad, 17-year old Aqua transferred to her cousin's school in Destiny High..Chaos ensued as she befriends the not-so-popular crowd & goes against the dark side! joking :p . FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

complete! Kairi finds herself falling for Sora... who knew a popular kid could be so nice? And she never noticed this before? Maybe this was meant... review!

The Angels are gone. Now what? Twelve years after the end of the First Angel War, and five years after the end of the Second, several people have to find a way to answer that question. Now matter how much it could hurt them.

It was all a game until feelings got involved...high school fanfic with OCs and plenty of madness that comes along with high school. reviews are welcome :

It's been 25 years since the last Locust blood was shed. With the war over, Delta squad has retired to helping humanity rebuild. But when the death of an old friend brings them back together, what will they discover about their past, present, and future?

"I am the beating heart at the center of the swirling oblivion, come to visit nightmare upon all who cross my path. I am the thing that Was and the thing that Is and the terror that will ever be..." -Shinji Ikari. Chapter 6 now up.

Last night, Yuna's father was attacked by an assassin, but the mission failed. With two bullets in his back and lost at sea, the hitman is presumed dead. That is, until the next morning, when Yuna finds him somehow alive in the hospital and in her care.

Tsukune Aono, wizard extraordinaire, has a mission: Attempt to prove that peace between the hostile Youkai and magic communities is possible. The only way to achieve this? Attend a boarding school for monsters.

Fans of Chris Hazelton's web comic "Misfile" will recognize the concept for this fic. The cosmic data for Shinji and Misato has been misfiled - Misato has been reduced to the age of 14, and Shinji has been turned into a girl. Shinji x Misato. CH 6 IS UP!

Because of a 'gift', Namine is rejected from the social populus at her school. She can manage, but what happens when one of four extremely handsome, internationally famous boys takes an interest to her? Social disorder, that's what. previously OTOLI

Run, die. Stay, die. Will you play, or will you be slaughtered? the games have begun.

Madoka's Wish changed the universe. Broke the system. Gave everyone a new chance. What will life hold for Homura in a world without Puellae Magi, or Witches ... or Incubators? A very AU story in an alternate post-series time-line. Now Complete.

Evangelion ideas, snippets, and other unfinished bits for your entertainment and perusal. Enjoy!

Starting with the 12th Angel, join Rei as she explores human nature, making bonds to assert her own humanity that isn't there, but even as something inhuman, one can find a purpose and embrace it. She can become a person and find the will to live.

The Spirit of Fire is adrift in space, slowly making its way back home, when Serina, the ship's AI, awakens Captain James Cutter. The crew of the Spirit of Fire will find itself once again fighting for Humanity against forces known and unknown. Follow the Spartans, Cutter, Ellen Anders, and all new characters as they dive headfirst into danger.

The Spring-Time Familiar Summoning Ritual summons the being most suitable for the mage. A soul of fire summons forth a soul of fire. The right spark can cause anything to burn. Fate/Zero Rider

Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete, after nine years as a work-in-progress.

A clone, a priestess, a fugitive and a knight are crossing the desert together in a V-class 1300-series armored truck. There must be a punchline. Post-apocalyptic sci-fi/fantasy road trip; Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora

One night, many lives. In one attack, Namine and Kairi's lives are destroyed. Everything they know is broken. But they are saved by a ragtag crew of pirates whose captain wants to use them as his pawns. Betrayal. Hurt. Anger. Love? SxK NxR

When a mysterious woman with blue hair wielding a keyblade appears, Xemnas orders his Organization to capture her at all costs. But who is she? And why is Xemnas after her? Complete. Epilogue Posted.

Set within the main 'Lovehammer' universe, and written by Lord Khuzdul, by his request this archivist has given it its own space. Now reworked with longer chapters and new content, huzzah!

Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.

The story of a young man, a time loop, and the secret world that he discovers while trying to escape it. Correction of story to include information revealed in episodes 11 and 12 would require a complete rewrite.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...

Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?

If Unity is so important, how come the COG left us to fend for ourselves? No food, no shelter, no protection from the Locust, they left us out here while they scorched Sera. They didn't help us. They forgot us. We weren't Stranded. We were Abandoned.

Hairdye, chocolate, chilli, balloons and glue. Who says that Terra and Aqua only have a mature side? Ven could tell you all about how wrong that assumption is. It all started with a combination of sleeping pills, painkillers, Terra and... Da Bomb? What chaos will an epic prank war between them cause when both parties are too stubborn to admit their hidden feelings; Love or Hatred?

After being shot in a robbery, Shinji Ikari finds himself walking the path to becoming a Shinigami. With the help of his friends, they will all walk the path together, in search of a bright future. Eva x Bleach cross over. Parings later.

For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...

The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.

A paranoid Namine moves to Twilight Town to try and escape her haunting past. What happens when she meets a carefree Roxas? Will he help her get over her paranoia or will she make him paranoid as well? Roxine!

"You have a name, or am I just gonna have to keep calling you doll face?" One chance meeting in the park turned into more than she ever bargained for. AkuNami. Work In Progress. Rated T. R&R, please!

Youtube this: "Organization XIII Induction Ceremony"' -Saix I smiled. Saix was such a sweet boy. Entire KH gang at College? Chaos is sure to ensue! AU.

When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.

XionRiku - She was content with her life, until he came along.- "That stupid, cocky exchange student is going to ruin my year."- But he, in fact, did the exact opposite.

Since WH40k is not Grimdark enough, why not make it even more Grimdark? Cue in the Sailor Senshi. It is more crazy than it sounds. Not a crack fic. Formatted Chapters, now finally working on , too; Chapter 9 displayed as 10 contains new content.

After they are killed, the Angels become little spectral, chibified Shoulder Angels of the person who killed them. That doesn't mean their advice should always be listened to, as Shinji and the rest of NERV are about to discover.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

STORY REPOSTED! The Magi Computer takes on a life of it's own, and works towards making Shinji their own as well. The Original Shinji/Magi story.

Naminé decides to play matchmaker for her best friends while juggling her new friendship with Roxas. But there's something odd with the way Roxas acts around, well, everybody. Namixas Sokai

High school fic... Well, sort of. I'ts NOT a normal story. Pairings: Cloti, Zerith, Yuffientine. Not ZackxTifa, the start can be misleading. Chapters checked by 6jrz422.

Sequel to AMNoM. Two years after the massacre, tempers are waning thin, patience is drawing short, and loyalties are being called into question. Someone is not who they say they are.

None of this would have happened if Naminé had never met him. Thinking back on it now doesn't change a thing... Prequel to "Every Bit of You" T for language, violence and suggestive themes.

Based off of Disney's 'Mulan'. Set in ancient China; Naminé, a young girl who was never able to find her place. Bound by the prejudice and injustice of her time. When her father is ordered to fight in the war, she will do all it takes to keep him home.

Five couples, one college party, and lots of alcohol- I've got a feeling that last night was a great night. *chibixbabe/startscribbling12 collab*

The Organization's life is a humorous series of events thanks to their mild ineptitude. IN THIS CHAPTER- The Organization dies. Yes, this is still a humor fic. why do you ask?

Namixas/Sokai. In a world where women are possessions sold to men one boy decides to cheat the system and steals a girl for money. Not just any girl a high-class one, already promised away. Rated for sexual situations and mild drug use.

Namine witnessed her parents murder. Now years later she begins to cut herself and has hardened inside. Then she meets him, a myserious boy that happens to be everywhere she is. Who is he? What does he know about her that draws him ever closer? ON HIATUS

Namine should've taken a moment that day two years ago to explain to Roxas that it WASN'T okay for two best friends to kiss platonically and frequently, especially if one of the friends was in love with the other. She totally should've.

Moving to a new city is heck for Namine Tasaki. She has the jock brother, the divorced parents, and everything bad in between. Still, being friends with a hippie, a motorcycle freak, and quirky others is abnormal, isn't it? And so is that shy guy. Rated T

A change in the Asuran Race's base code leads to a revolution that shall alter the balance of power in four galaxies and forever change the fate of all humans. Janus, what have you done?

Roxas and Xion learn that there are just some things better left unanswered.

Names give purpose to an existence. If she was already a nobody, a girl who was invisible, if her name was already meaningless to even herself, then what did that make her?

Side story to NGE: Nobody Dies. Wandering the Dirac, Rei, Go-kun, and their expanding retinue of guests wander the Multiverse, finding their way home. And souvenirs, to. Lots of souvenirs.

A collection of random Namiku oneshots...Enjoy! I'll be updating as my will wishes. Agoraphobe readers: Beware. Use of drugs and alcohol. Gorey scenes coming up. Curses. The works. May have to make a few chapters M...

Roxas finds himself moving back to his old town. However, he begins to have dreams of a certain girl. Do these dreams have anything to do with reality? Namixas

The cure for unruly, unprofessional children at NERV? Military discipline! Shinji, Asuka, and Rei are sent away to the US for training, and hilarity ensues as they are torn from their old lives. Please Review!

Fate awakens in a world where nobody knows who she is. Caught in a time-line where she died at age nine, Fate has to fight for her friends who don't know her while trying to find a way to return to her family.

What happens when complete opposites, the sweet-heart ballet girl Naminé and the bad-boy "dirty" dancer Roxas, are forced to become dance partners? Chaos, for sure. RokuNami SoKai RikuXion HaynEtte RoxEtte

Asuka goes too far and Rei decides it's time for some payback. When Rei sets up her mind, she goes through to the end. This time, a masterful revenge plan will come into action.

pre-BBS. Spoiler-free. In which Ven discovers what is so wonderful about women, Aqua learns to lock her door when she's getting dressed, and Terra learns that Ven may not be as hopelessly clueless as they thought. oneshot. almost VxA

The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.

My first attempt at humor. With the angel wars over NERV is shut down, forcing all of the staff to find another job, except for the children, who still go to school. Rated M to be safe, although probably more a T story.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Rei goes through the most important test facing a human, the test of happiness. Can she, one who is not even fully developed emotionally, face down the test that most of us so struggle with our whole lives? And what does it mean to pass?

Takes place after episode 20. Shinji has just returned from being absorbed by Eva 01 but with drastic changes. Story is in the progress of a rework so please read and review.

Kairi, a social reject, has a near death experience. Who was the brunette boy and the blond girl trying to help her when she was hurt? "No, there were 2 kids with me when I fell! I didn't make it up" I say in protest. There was someone there, I knew it!

Since being dragged into a girls' night with Kairi and Namine, all Imani remembers is floating on fire. AU, OC

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

She hated him. He loved her. She was quiet and studious. He was loud and cocky. They were polar opposites, it could never work. She always had and always would hate him. But, as the saying goes, there’s always a fine line between love and hate…

Twelve years after a boy rejected Godhood, the man he became finds his life no less complex. The world is better, perhaps. And perhaps, he is happier. But, is it necessarily a safer world? And does he have a place in it?

During one of Harry's Occlumency lessons, Snape finds a wall in his mind and breaks it, unleashing an ancient power that the world has never before witnessed. Star Wars Crossover.

In a post-Third Impact world, Shinji Ikari is faced with the full weight of his failure, and the consequences of his actions. Lillith takes pity upon him, and offers him that great second chance, the chance to make it all right, but can he?

When Roxas is forced to volunteer at the psych ward he befriends a pyromaniac, a sadist, a musician who can 'see' sounds and an artist with a mysterious past. As he spends more time with them he begins to realize everything isn't as it seems...

After an unprovoked attack leaves everyone dead or damaged, the responsibility of lifting the Alliance back up falls on a man who has yet to leave his knees. Dark fic, Sora centric. Post KHII. Rated for safety.

As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.

Roxas, a lazy skater and Senior, meets a mysterious, quiet girl along the way to school. They start to hang out. The more he gets to know her, the closer they become. Two troubled teens, finding comfort in each other. Was it coincidence? Or fate? R&R Plz

6A.E. The newly-formed Alpha-Four are met with their first hurdle; a little Pesenga girl. Can Baird finally find something to fight for among the wreckage? Witness the story that brought Baird and Cole together as brothers and friends. For MATURE readers

Naminé spends her second year of high school at the exquisite Brighton Academy, hoping that her new life will be more eventful than her old one. Little does she know that a certain blond boy will do more than just bring a little excitement...

Namine is pure, like the ocean. Whereas Roxas is sure he is an oil slick. Diry, dangerous, and threatening to taint her. A short story about how one person can change another - and maybe for the better. Roxas/Namine, T for content.

Ikari Shinji grew up very much differently than Gendo expected. How would the Commander of NERV handle a trained killer with sociopathic tendencies. Militaristic plus tons of monolog on Shinji's slightly disturbed mind as he contemplates reality.

When Misato sells Shinji for beer, Rei goes to secure his release and ends up paying for him, she ends up owning him as well.

Ritsuko and Fuyutsuki manipulate events to stop Third Impact, and start by getting Shinji and Rei married!

After an assassination attempt, Sora is taken into protective custody by a private security company. He is separated from Kairi while a promising young police lieutenant hunts for a killer manipulating events from the shadows... T for violence/lang.

The dead will be remembered. One way or another.

Because being an Eva pilot just wasn't enough, fate causes Shinji to become stuck with an interstellar police officer named Birdy, who's on the trail of equally out of this world criminals. SERIOUSLY stuck. Evangelion/Birdy the Mighty crossover.

Unit01 Left Earth after Third Impact was avoided. Now the Beast has awakened from it's long slumber to complete it's final mission. At the Dawn of the Third Age of Mankind.

In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.

Something of a crack cross-over: What would happen if the Immortal God-Emperor of Man, and several of his primarchs, were sent to the Forgotten Realms? Insanity will ensue.

Sequel to Nine Tailed Serpent. Uzumaki Naruto made an impulsive deal with a crimson-eyed devil, leaving his home and friends behind. Now, he wagers his life on a hopeless plan to obliterate Akatsuki from within, with naught but his existence as the prize.

Gendo left Shinji with a teacher. If only he had known what he was doing. Now, Gendo has a bigger problem to deal with: someone who can and will outthink him. Crossover.

Misato sees something disturbing on the news. And is prompted to ask for Shinji's help.

A different decision made in a battle and a simple act of curiosity cause Misato to be changed into a teenager, altering both her destiny and that of Shinji Ikari. Shinji/Misato.

Because she decided that today was the day she wasn’t going to wear her white undershirt. SoKai ONESHOT Strictly Rated T!

Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.

After "Becoming", Buffy stops at the bus station... and goes somewhere very different from L.A. Bleach crossover, sequel to Petals in the Wind.

Misato gets turned back into a teenager after being exposed to unusual LCL from Eva 01. As a result, she is designated the 5th Child of NERV. ShinjixMisato. Some tense scenes.

The ripples from Halloween continue, in Sunnydale and Soul Society. Directly follows "Lone Flower".

Halloween, from the possessor's point of view. So much for research in Soul Society's archives.... Challenge response to TtH's #1112.

We all know Gendo used Rei as his key to control Third Impact. But what if he had used Shinji first with Adam's DNA. Here is what could have happened. Chapter 1 now redone.

KH3. A sinister plot to enslave the Worlds tosses our favorite heroes into survival mode. While Sora and Kairi adjust to budding romance, Riku grapples with a loving adversary as lethal as poisoned honey. The fate of the Wolds rests on their shoulders.

Shinji had reached a new low after killing Kaworu. With an estranged Misato, a catatonic Asuka and a Rei he cannot face, Shinji meets a man who would give him the gift of divine intervertion...for his own personal use!

Someone should have warned Kensuke and Toji playing god is a bad idea. Someone should have warned Shinji that being on the receiving end of someone playing god is much worse.

An otaku awakes and finds himself in one of the worst anime to selfinsert in. Final Chapter 13 up.

A fanfiction devoted to Rei Ayanami.

What if Gendo Ikari had went into Unit 01 instead of Yui? I've tried to do justice to the possibility, which I hope after reading you'll find plausable, as well as the ramifications such an action has for the Eva universe.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Shinji is back from the future to save his friends and all of mankind. Perhaps, when the time comes, he'll even kill Gendo. But Shinji's different this time. This time, he's not just Shinji Ikari. He's also Sephiroth, the Angel of Vengeance. ShinjiRei

Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.

Aizen's triumph is rather less triumphant than he expected.

The guiding light in darkness.

A little confrontation between Rei and the doctor who keeps her alive. Entry 16: Examination.

The camera flashed, taking a perfect shot of her innocent face as she turned his way. He looked up from the camera and gaped at her. [Roxas and Namine R&R Pls No flames!]

Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.

Rei and Shinji go on a date. Misato tortures Kensuke. And Section 2 steps up. ShinjiRei. Major OOC. Rated for violence. Genre may not be right. Chapter 5 up now!

Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.

Philosophical questions are only hard to answer if they are asked in the first place. A story of the First Child. Complete

General Hammond and the SGC don't know how to react to SG1's strangest mission through the gate Humor.

A look into the psyches of each of the three Children. Arc I: Rei Ayanami seems like the ultimate enigma, but what really lies inside? What are her thoughts and feelings? What is it she wishes for?

Forgetting is the first step to forgiving.

Just when you thought I had died and left you all hanging. Now Shinji's wondering just what its gonna take to make him go poof! Pairings undecided.

An incident allows Shinji to answer his question of what goes on inside Asuka's head, by getting a much closer look than he ever could have bargained for. Let the games begin!

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

EvangelionSilent Hill crossover After the death of Kaworu, Shinji dissappears with no one knowing where he could be, but then 2 weeks later Misato receives a letter luring her to the town of Silent Hill.

Badly damaged and thrust into the world of Evangelion, the remains of Optimus Prime are found by NERV while Megatron's are found by a different source...rated T for future violence. Chapter 4 reposted

Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...

Sometimes we need help with setting our lives straight.

Asuka, insane and brutalized, is trying not to forget what little she has left of herself. Can she survive her captors with the last thought in her head? Or will that name continue to haunt her until her blood is spilled for the final time?

What if two of the Children met...yet their identities remained hidden? CHAPTER 9 IS HERE! (sorry for the double spaces, but ff.net won't let me upload any other way)

After the game, Kairi takes a few moments to think on her and Sora's unusual relationship during the course of the game.

Post Third Impact. Bittersweet in nature, with a little bit of angst and romance.

Ranma is in the Eva world, having lost all that is dear to him. He struggles to make a new life in a harsh world of the abusive red-head, an introspective boy, and a quiet, enigmatic girl with blue hair and red eyes.

Evangelion on crack cut with sugar. Spoofy fun goodness.