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Joined 11-12-06, id: 1164863, Profile Updated: 01-14-10
Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Hellsing, and Naruto.

okay, so i've gotten into Naruto pretty heavy. This doesn't change the fact that a lot of the aspects of it still annoy me, but i think I'm addicted to AU's and Time-travel fics. Is it possible to love the fiction but hate the show? At least pre-shipuden. The new stuff is pretty awesome. Guess it is. Oh, and i'm working on a new and more substantial chapter to HA. It should be interesting. The previous chapters were very quick and dirty, this one's only a quarter done and already as long as my longest chapter in HA. Maybe i should make it it's own story. eh, we'll see.

Peace,

Out.

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.(Taken from Sarah1281's profile)

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8342 - Favs: 14,771 - Follows: 15,863 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12184 - Favs: 5,722 - Follows: 4,699 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,074 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 2/13/2008
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 7,465 - Follows: 9,309 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
My Completely Normal Parahuman: Tantric is Magic by Marchenblanc reviews
Being a Tantric Witch is harder than you think. First, dealing with the fact that you got it from your mother. Second, the trauma from finding the ten pounds of anal beads in the back of her wardrobe confirming that you got it from your mother. Third, it's pretty hard to be a hero when your power comes from sex, lust, and rock'n'rollin the boat... But a hero Taylor will be.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,553 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
The vault by weebee reviews
A pile of story ideas. I really have to remember to rewrite the summery, next time.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 12/29/2006
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 9,286 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 5,813 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Deja Vu All Over Again by weebee reviews
Ranma Saotome was raised to be the greatest martial artist of all time by a person who thinks himself the greatest martial artist of all time. There's probably a logical impossibility there, but who cares?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,197 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ranma
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Hunter's Tale by Colleen reviews
Halloween on the Hellmouth has so many possiblilties. Apparently Ethan thought that one of the Slayer's little group going as a Vampire Hunter might be funny. Too bad neither he nor Xander know much about the costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,103 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Xander H.
Fargo by Bavitz reviews
[Post-Rebellion] In the frostbitten American Midwest, ragged Magical Girls vie for territory to survive the unforgiving landscape. One such girl is Sloan Redfearn, who wastes away in Fargo, North Dakota, nursing a grudge and watching her hopes slowly die. But when Kyubey approaches with a unique opportunity, she becomes embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens to topple gods.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 336,493 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Homura A., Mami T., Kyoko S. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
This Animal I Have Become by armydude reviews
Training, Training and more Training. It takes a lot to stay on top. Events around the globe and across town will touch the lives of the Team in one way or another. Next on This Animal: Chapter 50 Lift Me Up!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 304,638 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Kim P., Ron S.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
the dark awakening by dark anubinite reviews
naruto leaves leaf for good, while away he meets a sound girl, unlocks new powers, and has a dark cult of demons after him. what's a teen to do? naruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 147,111 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 7,153 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 5,237 - Follows: 4,481 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 5,080 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 5,287 - Follows: 4,681 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Reverie by Jade MacGrath reviews
They walk along her corridors, touch every console they can find, complain about their fate. They're everywhere. And if they won't leave… Destiny will have to take the matter in her own hands. R&R!
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,947 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Eli W., Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4864 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Founders' Heirs by fhrulz21 reviews
AU preHBP. Harry and Company are sent to an alternate universe where his parents are still alive, he is dead and Voldemort is still very active. The twist, they have just beaten Voldemort in their dimension by uniting Hogwarts as the Founder's Heirs. HG,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,585 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2005
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
The Path Has Been Set by Lucillia reviews
You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Bound and Free and Inbetween by Imminent reviews
We all know better to stay away from those veterans who've been apart of the nastiest wars. War is crazed, desperate and bloody. So, shove three fallen warriors to their past and see how pissed off you can make them. ON HOLD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
10 Truths Behind 10 Lies by hA-UkA reviews
10 truths from Naruto's POV. This is perception. These are his truths. These are his lies. These are the things that broke and and made him. These are everything he is not. These are his masks. This is his future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Father Sister by sara t. fontanini reviews
One day, the Tendos recieve a letter from Genma Saotome saying he's bringing hsi son over to meet them. However, two visitors do arrive, but they are not who the Tendos were expecting. They are two red-heads, one named Ranma, the other...Gen-chan.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,473 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010
Between Mizukage and Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Nobody knew what Madara was up to in the time between being the Mizukage's puppet master and his first appearance as Tobi, until now that is. Unrelated Oneshots, multiple crossovers. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Madara U.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Special Delivery by Jedi Buttercup reviews
My old friend Daniel Jackson hadn't been involved in the supernatural world when I'd known him, and by High Council law, those of us who are aren't allowed to talk about it.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/26/2007 - D. Jackson, H. Dresden - Complete
John Lane by RLobinske reviews
An alternative universe history. Outcast artist, John Lane, meets an interesting new girl in his selfesteem class. Story is now complete
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 343,627 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
The Fett Twins by Lucillia reviews
After an encounter with Luke six years after he witnessed the boy's birth, Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa eventually takes Leia back and erases her memories from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star, leading up to a Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters in the mold of their adoptive father
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Boba Fett
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Newfound Memories by LightningHunter reviews
After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Safe Point by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Death and Rebirth. Someone noticed.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 290 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Naruto: Deal with the Devil by JackOfBladesX reviews
Forced into a situation that he finds unreasonable leaves Naruto with no one to turn to. He Finds no salvation in heaven, and is bound by the laws of Man. So Naruto turns to the Devil of Konoha in order to protect himself. What will happen? AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 244 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 7,174 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 790 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
First War by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Don't own. COMPLETE. What if Snape had gone running to Lily, rather than Dumbledore, back when he'd been disillusioned about being a follower of the Dark Lord? Well for one thing, he might have been able to reclaim her friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 202 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
A Kunoichi in Konoha by Ozzallos reviews
Bereft of friendship and guidance, Naruto falls back on a familiar crutch, only to find salvation where he least expects it. Divergence, fem!Naru, read the forward notes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Care For a Shave? by MattCorrigan reviews
Another YAHF. Xander goes as a certain native of Fleet Street.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Xander H., Sweeney T. - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Unstoppable by demonicnargles reviews
In which Naruto achieves mastery of two, and only two, jutsu. In which Naruto has a great deal of chakra. In which Naruto is unstoppable. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
Scooby Titans by texaswookie reviews
The scoobies wear DC based costumes and go out into the Marvel world.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5639 - Favs: 14,801 - Follows: 16,246 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Queen Rat by Sarge4 reviews
Nabiki has always been a hustler and Ranma and Akane were often involved in her schemes. You'd think she'd get caught. She got caught. Book 9 - Chapter 5 - This is really a Hika story.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 479,399 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Nabiki, Kodachi
Lady of the Gate by Gallicus reviews
An unknown catalyst on P5X-878 irrevocably alters the life of one General Jack O'Neill. And the fallout will touch everyone else till nothing is the same any more...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 193,986 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Incarnation by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto, no Bijuu, two-shot. While facing down a rampaging demon, Minato does something desperate...with unexpected results. Jiraiya: "Minato...what the HELL did you just do!" Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,036 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 588 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Chain of Change by phylanix reviews
AU Naruto is called back to his village by the Yondaime, but relations between them are frigid. Yet father and son will have to learn to get along if Konoha is to survive the next great war. Features semi-super! Naruto. No foreseeable pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,893 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
G'er Ascendant by CRose reviews
The Rise from Padawan to a Knight is full of trials that show one's true potential. What adventures await G'er on his quest to become a True Jedi? Why does his lightsaber short out every time he uses it?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2010
Complications by Brownish reviews
Harry Dresden's luck holds true, and Corpsetaker picks a more convenient body to hijack. AU, beginning at the climax of Dead Beat.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Dungeon Crawling in Chicago by LordsFire reviews
Take a decently fit Nerd, throw him into a slightly more magical version of the real world in 1990, and give him the ability to gain power as per D&D levelling system. A completely gratuitous piece, written purely for the author's own satisfaction.
Crossover - X-overs & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,354 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 235 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Why Peter Parker Should Not Meet the X Men! by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
As soon as Peter gets his powers, he does three things to change his life: 1. Uses it to steal super villain money, 2. Uses this money to support his family, 3. Moves to Bayville. Things start to look up...until he meets the X-Men.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 329 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
The Dawn of Angels by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
Humanity finds itself in a wondrous and dangerous new Universe. They have been given the chance for a fresh start and begin the difficult journey to shoulder the Legacy of both the Asgard and the Alterans.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,769 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - J. Garson
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Wake Up by Sarah1281 reviews
Mal lives for the day when her husband will realize the truth and come back to her.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mal, D. Cobb - Complete
Dead Man's Witch by Gimme Mocha reviews
Grace Bowden, small-time Chicago witch, is contacted to help with a ghost problem. She just wants to help the boy-ghost, but when her path crosses that of Harry Dresden, she'll need more than good intentions to get out of it alive. Set during Dead Beat!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,585 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Sisters through Love by LadyDae reviews
Ahsoka always was a little jealous of Padmé, but the last thing she wanted was for her to die. She was the best female friend Ahsoka had, a sister even. Her master loved Padme. Therefore if he was happy loving someone else, so was Ahsoka. One shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
The Hell Butterfly Effect by Franchise reviews
Sequel to Run Ichigo Run. Ichigo thought that his women troubles were long over. But an idea from Yamamato sets off a chain sequence of events that will cause even more chaos for him. IchigoxHarem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,933 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Ichigo K.
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 657 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Hurricane by Min Daae reviews
There are some things you never want to have to explain to your sister. Dismembered bodies is up there. Definitely. High-T for Deb's mouth and dead bodies.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Debra M., Dexter M. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 802 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15739 - Favs: 10,036 - Follows: 7,646 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
Odd One Out by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Most people didn't know much about Tenten, and she preferred things that way. -Supplement to Belletrist Word Salad's "Wicked Game." Gift fic. Pilot based. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Tenten - Complete
Secret Plans and Clever Tricks by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. Quinn had forgotten about half the stuff she had bought over the years on Jake's credit card. Daria decided she would use that to her advantage.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Daria M., Quinn M. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 1,339 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Her Life to Live by JackOfBladesX reviews
FemNaru. Based on challenge by Dracohalo117. After her real father's return to Konoha, she disappeared three years ago, but her faux-father finally tracked her down. He wants her to come back, but what about what she wants? Rated for language/themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 274 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 714 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Patron Saint by peppymint reviews
On what would have been the last night of his life, Xander receives a visitor.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The End of Sasuke Uchiha by kiraiakuma reviews
Sasuke has had it. Forget revenge, forget everything. All he wanted was one last battle, a cool death. But nooo, everybody was conspiring against him. So he takes his death into his own hand. Hopefully this time it will stick. Slightly, read very, OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Genin by Flashfyre5 reviews
Reposted, AU, Complete. Naruto's grown up, but he's still stuck at the most basic levels of the Konoha hierarchy. Now Sakura's come to ask him a favor-a favor that will change both his life and the lives of everyone he knows forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Bleach Omake Files by Innortal reviews
It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
A Traitor of the Highest Degree by Terrapin Jim reviews
In the chaos of war and death, one man sets out to protect everything he has ever known. But, in the end, is it better to betray your village, or your heart? Heavy AU, OOC, Being Rewritten. NarutoxYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,571 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Broken Ice by Kniteshadow reviews
In a painful turn of events, Nabiki finds herself regreting her past mistakes. How will Ranma's mother react to the middle Tendo's change of heart? How will Akane? Read and find out. Story complete with corrections. Thank you to all who have reviewed.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,364 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Ninja Slush by ShaperV reviews
A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 12,034 - Follows: 4,905 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Waaagh! Ranma! by rewind gone nuts reviews
The remastered version of my original epic Ranma/Warhammer Fantasy crossover. A mishap with Akane sends Ranma into the Warhammer world, where he accidentally takes control of a tribe of Orcs. Pity the world, or pity Ranma...?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,193 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ranma
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Garson, Morinth - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Snakecharmer by Krahae reviews
During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
FireStorm by Carumati reviews
AU. No one could have imagined the Kage position as a prison. As the Godaime, Naruto has a few choice words for the situation he found himself in. Tensions are high all around and danger is looming in the north. He has a village to protect- Konohakagure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 140,532 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Experimental by Spontaneite reviews
[Crackfic. Probably abandoned.] If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by LittleChicago reviews
A follow up to Broken Mirror. Harry's old teacher is in town... for a reunion, of sorts.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,617 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Old City Bar by screaming phoenix reviews
Shego has a different kind of Christmas Eve.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Shego, Hana Stoppable - Complete
The Life and Death of Mary Sue by Sakiku reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,862 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
KOTOR: The Power of Choice by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
Alternate Universe story involving a male Revan remembering his true identity. Part I primarily following Revan Completed, Part II covering the second KOTOR and the Exile's tale in progress...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 280,911 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Revan, Exile/Meetra Surik
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Lord Ranma by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,895 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Turn Coat: The True Death of Warden Donald Morgan by Bane of Heroes reviews
Harry has a dark side, just like everyone else. Ironically enough, Morgan found that out the hard way.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 378 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Divinity by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi comes to an understanding of death, of divinity and of true power. Kyuubi learns from his seal how to manipulate even the gods, and become one himself, if only by proxy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
The Red Light District by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Jiraiya was a self-proclaimed super pervert. He loved women. It wasn’t unusual for him to frequent a place like this. That didn’t make this kind of thing right. A different look at everyone’s favorite perverted Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Jiraiya - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Blackmail Is Such A Dirty Word by Lady FoxFire reviews
After a rough day battling false Gods Colonel O'Neill returns home to find someone waiting for him and this person knows everything about him including things his teammates don't know and Jack really wished they never learn about.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
Clothes Make The by n1ght3lf reviews
Ranma starts secretly exploring what it means to be a woman. What happens when someone finds out? Co-authored with Ichinohei Hitomi and Katrina Lee Halbred.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,133 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 4,625 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 290 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 831 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 8,838 - Follows: 2,216 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Very Own Konoha by Lila Priceless reviews
Loosely related one-shots in a post-canon universe in which Uchiha Madara ends a civil war between Danzou's and Tsunade's followers by proclaiming himself Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Madara U.
Stargate: Commonality by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
Something has changed in our distant past. We are totally different. We have created a near Utopia. We have already begun the exploration of space. What we found in the final frontier was not what we hoped for. Our dreams of a peaceful Universe shattered.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,622 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 256 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Ridiculously AU. Alucard watches a ship sink and ponders about his deep love for irony.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Itachi's Anger Management by JackOfBladesX reviews
Itachi has always been an angry person. After an odd meeting, him and three others go to a psychiatrist practice. Wait...who's Itachi's doctor? One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Show and Tell by Alara Rogers reviews
And this, boys and girls, is why we don't play with Omega molecules. This message has been brought to you by the letter Q.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Q - Complete
Rhymes by hitori.no.boku reviews
In the wilderness of Kumo, Kirabi reflects in the company of a fellow jinchuruuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Yuki onna by Stendec365 reviews
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only change forms. In any process, the total energy of the universe remains the same. That is science's First Law of Thermodynamics. And it's wrong. AU, featuring a bit of girl!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,703 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 546 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P.
Officially Speaking by chica blanca reviews
"Officially speaking, the Winter War never happened." ABANDONED
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,180 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
Echoes by Loki Nishizaki reviews
Gone with the wind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,833 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Undermining the Mission by Rionarch reviews
Not one day into the Soul Society and Ichigo breaks Urahara's plans. Neglecting to tell information has long and strange consequences.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Talking Head by jaed621 reviews
Seeley suffers from an auditory hallucination, humor, B/B please R & R.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008
Storm Fox by Legendary-Titan reviews
Zabuza Momochi, Kisame Hoshigaki, Raiga Kurosuki, all warriors of the 7 swordsmen of the mist. Now that Raiga has perished, his blades seek a new master, and a new master they have found in the most unlikely of persons Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 5,817 - Follows: 1,518 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,925 - Follows: 5,972 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
The Quiet Ones by Smileyfax reviews
An alternate ending to Speedtrapped shows the darker, manipulative side of Daria.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
After He Left Us by maaldas reviews
“I don’t know what moral they teach in this wizarding world...if he thinks that it’s okay to betray his best friend over and over again... Just because he’s Pureblood and well versed in Wizarding society doesn't mean he can step on us" Please Read Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 113 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 221 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Turnabout Confusion Part II: All The King's Horses by Dennis reviews
In the wake of Quinn's fall, a new social order of Lawndale High has risen. Will the new order come down? And what, if anything, will rise in its place? The second half of "Turnabout Confusion" directly follows "We All Fall Down."
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,352 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 1,158 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Interview with Yamanaka Ino by dancer4ver reviews
“Is the only reason that you and everyone else in the goddamn village have been asking me these questions because everyone else is either dead, insane, or hiding in some godforsaken cave?” Rated T for language, slight NaruIno. One-shot. RE-DONE/EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ino Y. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Segue by Kensington reviews
The tenuous status quo in Nerima is irrevocably shattered when Ranma Saotome accepts a spur of the moment offer from Haruka Tenou. A Ranma/SM crossover.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,373 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 452 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Ranma
Raging Demon by ContraBardus reviews
Carrot's first fanfic, a comedy horror mix. A strange visitor ends up in Nerima, but following behind him is an evil more powerful than any Ranma has ever faced. Will Ranma and his new friend be able to keep it from destroying everything Ranma knows?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Ranma - Complete
A Puppet Show To Remember by SotF reviews
Ever wonder why puppets aren't that common as ninja tools?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 160 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Dude, where’s my Y chromosome? by Pickman's Secret reviews
Urahara loves his practical jokes, but he's never managed to pull one on Ichigo. After accidentally going too far in order to surprise Ichigo, the young Shinigami ends up with two big problems that are sure to ruin his life as he knows it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,061 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Ichigo K.
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 355 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Once Again by Neighpony reviews
“Wake up you great lump – or die properly, now there’s an idea” “I hope you’re enjoying this Tommie, when I wake up I. will. Piss. On. Your. Corpse. then we’ll see who gets the last laugh shall we?” AU...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P.
Udina's Bad Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Udina reflects on Shepard's disastrous first day as a Spectre and ultimately decides that, for the good of the galaxy, Shepard must be stopped. That man is a regular PR NIGHTMARE...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Shepard, D. Anderson - Complete
Ninjas Cheat by HitmanPAC reviews
The world of ninjas is one with a long history - but the world of wizards has one even longer. When they collide, reconciliation is impossible. This isn't a matter of ethics, morality, or even politics. It's a matter of evolution. May the best human win.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 348 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 503 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 1,905 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 630 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Grass Hammer by warai kitsune reviews
A rather Cracky explanation of Kenpachi's Shikai that somehow became borderline serious. Somehow though, it works.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/27/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Of Strawberries and Snapshots by ElemenTalia reviews
Fifty snapshots of the female Shinigami Ichigo's life. No Pairing, unless you pretend there is some. ninjapanda16 has written some one shots based off of this story. Feel free to head over that way and take a look. :)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,549 - Follows: 2,220 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Walk on the Hellmouth by thegoodfight reviews
YAHF: A simple white trench coat turns Xander into someone that's going to make everyone pay. No one kidnaps John Taylor and get's away with it. Buffy/Nightside crossover.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,154 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 709 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Mirror by Case13 reviews
A broken mirror sometimes reflects more than any other. A bit theatrical, somewhat ironic, maybe strange at points. Aizen Sousuke, a little differently.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/28/2008 - S. Aizen - Complete
The Dark Knight by calatrava reviews
Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 265 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Union by lunakatrina reviews
Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
The loyal ninja, the faithful master by Demonshadows reviews
Naruto is betrayed by the very people he wants to protect and is discarded as though he never existed. now he has no purpose, wait who is this man and what does he have to do with him. Naruto/Shion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kreia's a what? by Sarah1281 reviews
In which an incredibly unobservant Exile stumbles her way through the end of the game, starting with the Jedi Enclave and refusing to believe that Kreia's a Sith, no matter HOW many people she's manipulated, blackmailed, or killed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Chaos Factor by Nemo Blank reviews
Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,278 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ranma
Dark Soul by Shianelle reviews
Crossover - Naruto & Stargate - No Pairings - Sequel to 'Sand Walker' - Set after the fight at the Valley of the End, and before the beginning of Naruto Shippuuden. This is one vision of Gaara's journey to be human. Now completely AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Gaara
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Then and Now by brjosk reviews
Jiraiya muses about the Sanin and Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Advent of Hell by Matdeception reviews
Demons have invaded, the foolish Akatsuki sundered the gates. On a world where Humanity's fate is already cosigned to oblivion, two mentally unstable jinchuriiki get sling shotted else when. They didn't have a choice, either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,094 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 181 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 561 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Someone Set Up Us The Bomb by Smileyfax reviews
In a world where Daria never left Highland, she prepares to remind the world why it's not a good idea to scorn women.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Wargames by lookskindagreyout reviews
The Major's in for it big, as he's now a captive of the Hellsing Organization. But Integra's a bit curious as to what makes a man of war...
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Son of the Dragon by Anonymous Psychofan reviews
After the sudden death of Integra, Alucard takes Seras to his homeland. But something lurks in the halls of Castle Draculae, something that has been centuries asleep. History takes a vampiric twist. The Son of the Dragon will rise again. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,670 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Second Chance by 5337281 reviews
She couldn't save her friends, but something has given her a second chance. A chance she'll use to try to save the fate of her friends... Abandoned, Glaring Plotholes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,208 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H.
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6349 - Favs: 17,084 - Follows: 5,969 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 1,350 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto of the Shikon: Shodai Rokudaime by qtar1984 reviews
Sequel to “Naruto of the Shikon” by LD 1449. In feudal Japan, 4500 years after the shinobi world fell to the Bijuu, Naruto sets out to rebuild Konoha and create a brighter future. Naruto x Inuyasha Crossover. Naruto/?, Inu/Kagome, Miroku/Sango and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,819 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Future Imperfect by TheRealThing reviews
A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,437 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
I've Waited Here for You by Kristen Bealer reviews
What if Daria had asked Trent out at the end of "Lane Miserables"? An AU that turns shipper convention on its head.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Daria M., Trent L. - Complete
Mob Mentality by JiigarGhen reviews
Or, Why Konoha's Citizens are Smarter than They Look. It happens often in Naruto fanfiction. Stories begin with an Angry Mob of Villagers chasing Naruto down, baying for the "demon"'s blood. What if this Angry Mob wasn't as angry as they appeared?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Insight by Wolfwhispers reviews
Voldemort captures Harry summer before 5th year. He no longer wishes to kill Harry, instead wanting to find a more useful purpose for the boy and experiments with his scar. Will Harry find his Slytherin side and truly escape Voldemort? Summary of end DONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,269 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 515 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
You're Not Her by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon arriving at the Leviathin, Malak reflects on Revan and how this girl standing in front of him that looks so much like her simply isn't the friend-turned-master he'd always known, no matter what the Jedi say.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Darth Malak, Revan - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
The New Order by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
Central 46 was the government of the Seireitei and with the end of the war many want that government restored. The problem who to staff it? Tha answer the captains of the Gotei 13. But who will run the 13 squads?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ichigo K.
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
To Gaze Upon the Heavens by JiigarGhen reviews
Aizen's Ambition, Urahara's Laughter. Oneshot. What would a friendship between Aizen and Urahara have been like?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - S. Aizen, K. Urahara - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 823 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Final Act by Azure-Exile reviews
Aizen had planned out his ascension to the throne quite thoroughly. The one thing he hadn't planned for, however, was that someone smarter than him had been pulling his strings from the very start. One, Urahara Kisuke. No pairings. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2008 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K. - Complete
How the Chudley Cannons Catapulted to Victory by David Brown reviews
The epic story of how the Chudley Cannons finally won a quiddich match, as told to Hermione Granger by Ronald Weasley in a letter sent during the summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Her Place by Lady Salazar reviews
It's better to err on the side of caution; that is, until caution ruins lives. The Chamber of 46 is cautious; Byakuya keeps his vows, all but one, and Ichigo has to try and find her place. Subtle Byaxfem!Ichi, past ByaxHisa.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/20/2007 - [Ichigo K., Byakuya K.] - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 469 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Broken Dreams by Unwritten.25 reviews
[Onehot] In which Naruto and Sasuke meet yet again and Naruto displays how well he knows Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consumir by Lady Salazar reviews
What happens if an arrancar is killed before it can release? Nothing, usually, but Ichigo was far from your usual opponent. Short, speculative, post Hueco Mundo oneshot, with elements of AU.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Ink by Gender Outlaw reviews
Sai draws on paper. Naruto draws on people. [Dark!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
The Mystery Chick by Daisuke reviews
Jake is a Police Officer and when Daria is a child, he gives her A study in Scarlet instead of Black Beauty. He never imagined what he had created.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Intent by lunakatrina reviews
Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Harry P.
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 567 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 5,193 - Follows: 1,317 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 225 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Four Swords of the Mist by Godentine reviews
After Kyuubi's sealing, Naruto is kidnapped and left for dead in the Mist. There, he finds a team willing to raise him and eventually joins the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. He grows and thrives with his new family, until one day they're attacked...Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,011 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,623 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Heads, I Win Tails, you lose by boilingseas reviews
An alternate outcome of LingLing and LungLung's visit to Nerima. Based on the anime.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Ranma, Shampoo - Complete
Stray Cat Strut by Case13 reviews
Once upon a time, a boy who was met a cat that wasn't. Things sort of snowballed from there ... but hey, he's not complaining. AU cowritten with Griever
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,403 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 497 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 517 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 677 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
These bloody eyes of mine by kuro-ninpou28 reviews
The sight of those eyes made him lose his words...crimson orbs that replaced his once sapphire blue...these were the eyes that Konoha praised so dearly...the accursed doujutsu that was the cause of his pain. One word left his gaping mouth.…Sharingan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,080 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Adventures of Harry Black, Year One by reptilia28 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius had rescued Harry from the Dursleys all those years ago? AU. Eventual HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,633 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 599 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 5,879 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Preferred Shampoo of Choice by Big-Babidi reviews
Variation of the 'Kiss of Marriage'. What if Ranma gave in? RanmaShampoo
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/1/2007 - [Ranma, Shampoo] - Complete
Fuel for the End by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 167 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Legendary Perverts by warai kitsune reviews
One of the things they never point out about the legendary Sannin is that each have these little...quirks. Something that this fic addresses. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo no citrus though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/18/2007
Black and Twilight by Feneris reviews
The Potters, a long line of the darkest of the dark lords. The Dursleys, The Weasleys, and Hogwarts now has to survive a boy named Harry Potter. Who comes from a family even more feared then Voldemort himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Mirror by Uchiki na Kage reviews
Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Good Intentions by E. A. Smith reviews
Daria gets more than she bargained for while attending a writer's workshop with Mr. O'Neill.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 371 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 292 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 760 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Blood by Sailor Galaxia reviews
What if Ed never went back to his home world before World War II. What if he met the resident Vampire and Walter of Hellsing instead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Edward E.
Hopeful New Start non Gangland Version by psychotol reviews
Daria transfers to Lawndale from Hope High instead of Highland High following a miscarriage of justice.It's mild for my stuff, but could still offend some, so be aware there's some violence and a mild sexual assault in this.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Bender by Bad Habits reviews
[Crackfic] Why DID the Kyuubi attack Konoha? It ain't what you're expecting, that's for sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 384 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Succession Crisis by RLobinske reviews
Tending to her first child, Princess Jane Valeria, Queen Daria is surprised by the arrival of her biological father, Dr. Doom. She tells him that that she considers his abdication final and her succession complete. but that he is welcome to stay as Archd
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Misery's End by RLobinske reviews
What if the events of The Teachings of Don Jake had ended differently? Amy Barksdale arrives in Lawndale to care for a niece she hasn't seen in years and they learn to cope with the changes in both their lives.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 3,775 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry's Madness by SilverLocke980 reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 39Harry snaps, and becomes a darkness that rivals Voldemort himself...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 128,919 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P.
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 308 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Dreams Abandoned, Promises Kept by Gigabomb reviews
AU, Naruto, Tayuya. Naruto follows Sasuke to Sound Village in an attempt to keep his promise to Sakura. Why he stays there is another reason entirely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Estrangesters by Ostragoth reviews
Daria really misses yesterday's problems. Chapter Nine up!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,275 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005
Daria R by RLobinske reviews
Ten years after Is It Doom Yet? The people of Latveria vote down Queen Daria's proposed constitution, leaving her still the undisputed monarch of the country. One that tradition expects to marry soon. Daria also finds that the failed vote leads her to
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 6,010 - Follows: 1,331 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Throwing Away by Un-usuality reviews
She realized why Naruto was so desperate to keep his promises. It hurts like hell when you break one that you wanted to keep so badly. NaruSaku, NaruShiz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 898 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Is It Doom Yet? by RLobinske reviews
An alternative history Missing Jane and hurt by what appears to be Tom's attempts to hide her from his family, Daria accepts an unusual invitation to attend the Royal Latverian Academy to get out of volunteering at Mr. O'Neill's Okay to Cry Corral
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
What Fools by RainOwl reviews
Sometimes Naruto scowls . . . Oneshot, no coupling.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by Tyrant174 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3365 - Favs: 6,768 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Go by The Sh33p reviews
A look into the distant past of the most hated man in the entire series: Aizen Sousuke. What drove him to become what he is today, and what ties did he have to the other early Captains? Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Exact Change by Ozzallos reviews
Nabiki Tendo gets a glimps of the future and it isn't pretty. Forewarned, she'll do whatever it takes to ensure the survival of her family and home, even if it means destroying herself to do it. Ranma.Nabiki match up, COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,043 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
The Indirect Approach by The Sh33p reviews
On the eve of the Chuunin Exams, during his training with Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto is going to learn the hard way that some enemies just can't be beaten without use of a more... Indirect approach...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,850 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A New Destiny by Julie Horwitz reviews
A Revenge of the Sith what if? story. ObiWan Kenobi is prevented from boarding Padmé's ship and everything changes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,259 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 182 - Published: 9/16/2005 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K. - Complete
It's That Guy by RLobinske reviews
What if Artie was right, that Daria and Jane were Alien Love Goddesses?
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 8,978 - Follows: 2,489 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 266 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Cuckoo in the Nest by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
Tony Harris always knew there was something off about the kid. From the day he was born, he and Jessica never had anything but bad luck. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Xander H., Xander H. - Complete
While My Guitar Gently Bleeds by RLobinske reviews
Round 1 of The Angst GuyBug Guy writeoff instigated by the denizens of PPMB to annoy us and amuse them. Trent and Mystik Spiral have cleaned up, gotten serious and are on their way to their first gig in Boston. With his newfound purpose and confidenc
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Living History by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE! Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The target place and time? Moscow, February 2008. The problem? They’re in Cleveland, September 2003. And that’s just the beginning of the
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 234,243 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Living an Amazons Life by datexan reviews
Oneshot & Divergant Thanks in part to a friend of mine St Pika bringing over several Ranma 12 episodes this story came into being. What if, what if things went differently when Ranma first met Shampoo Xian Pu in the Amazon village? reedited
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,842 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Ranma, Shampoo - Complete
Right Moments by Judah reviews
Ranma must discover what he wants and who he loves in a neverending day that is a spiritual journey to maturity. What might he do with boundless time?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,730 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Complete
Strange Lanes by Zilindico reviews
Jane has a weird and sensuous dream about Daria that causes her to question her feelings and friendship. Was it just some dream, or is there something deeper? All editing and parts up and completed.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Undead Alliance by sloth reviews
Yr 6..Harry deals with the loss of Sirius along with Ron & Hermione's relationship. There are things he can't share with his friends but help from an unexpected source puts in motion the key to Voldemort's defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,367 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study In Emerald by RngrThorne reviews
An alternate universe. Jane meets Daria and finds herself becoming a part of her world.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2004
The Cuckoo's Egg by Lawndale Stalker reviews
Daria turns a lamer-than-average writing assignment into an opportunity to right an old wrong.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,453 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003
Deceptions by WolfMoon reviews
~*COMPLETE*~*AU*~Acused of CD's murder, HP flees the wizarding world with Sirius in fear of his life, in their travels they meet a mysterious stranger who offers them a place at a new school. In the wizarding worlds hour of need, will HP and SB come back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,063 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Year of the Serpent by JiGGa reviews
Harry is entering his 5th year in Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardy. He grows up a great deal during his summer and starts utalizing all his powers inorder to fight Voldemort. The summary doesn't do justice to the book, please R/R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,246 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Harry P.
Rain by ContraBardus reviews
Ranma Saotome has been disturbed since his battle with Saffron, but the reason is more shocking than you could imagine. A Ranma 1/2/OMG X-over
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,387 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/31/2001 - Published: 3/20/2001
The Whole Truth by Lawndale Stalker reviews
Can Daria recover from professional psychiatric care? A sequel to Diary Dearest by Renfield.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2001
Back To Nerima by ContraBardus reviews
Ranma has to get back home, after being stranded in 1965 Japan
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2001
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The Hokage's Anger reviews
Because in the end, even though a Hokage is chosen, a hidden village is a dictatorship, not a democracy, and an angry Hokage is bad for everyone. Especially stupid civilians.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Bloody Sunset reviews
The wars over and the elemental nations have lost. It all comes down to two people in a cave to decide the fate of the world. In the end, the worlds only big enough for one Jinchuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Konoha Survivors reviews
Konoha has fallen, but that was years ago. Now the Rookie nine and their families are just trying to survive without a village to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009
Gray is a Natural Color reviews
everyone in the wizarding world is either good or evil. what if Lily Potter had been gray. What if she didn't care what kind of magic it was, as long as she was with her boy. NOT LilyxHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
To Azkaban reviews
Harry and Hermione are arrested on bogus charges. Five years later they'r out and forgiveness is the last thing on their minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Harry P.
Bloody Angel
Everything and everyone in the world changes. some just change more so than others. At the same time, others stay the same.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Brother's Tempus reviews
During a potions class, an accident send Harry and Ron back in time. they awaken only to come face to face with themselves?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Brother's return reviews
Ed comes back four years after the last episode. Four years of war has changed him. With mustang as Fuhrer Amestris has seen three years of peace. with war on the horizon, will Ed help bring peace to Amestris before enemies from his past tear it apart?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Edward E.
Hydrocentric reviews
a Kid in highschool discovers he's a mutant. after being kicked out on the street, he is kidnapped by stryker. set just before the second movie started.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2006
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