Demonshadows:hey what's up i joined maybe a few weeks ago and i finally have gotten the idea of writing stories for myself since there are only a few types of stories i like for instance, stories where Naruto turns evil and for the love of god...stays evil! i mean it's bullshit when Naruto is all, i'm alone and i want to kill a lot of people! then transforms saying oh hey hot girl that i just met last chapter! so you want to fuck me and make me all goody goody two shoes. i gotta tell you that pisses me off. i also like stories that have romance in it... i know what your all thinking why is this guy going from i love naruto stories where Naruto kills everyone and everything to some guy who likes romance stories. well i can't answer that cause i don't really know how, it's just that it seems that out of all the charectars that's in the anime Naruto deserves someone the most. no shit right? i've just got a deep passion for stories like that, all i am saying is that if Naruto is going to be a good guy make him one at the beggining instead of having him display the entierty of human emotions untill he becomes a good guy. i promise here and now that none of my stories will be like that. so if you don't like it you can go #&@ with a lead pipe and #&( in a sewer where you can &)&)_... yeah sorry i don't have torrets i just like swearing it makes a conversation so much more intresting. so yeah back to what i was talking about i don't like stories that invovle trying to get sauske back, stories that are plain fucking stupid, stories that go absolutly no where, stories that make naruto a sap/ or idiot, and i don't like stories that have any YAOI in it, i am not a homo phob but i don't want to invision naruto fucking an emo faggot like sauske. i hate sauske if you don't realize that by now.

Location: some where in da islands brada. shootz den.

Languages understood:

1. english

2. little bit spanish

3. Local pidgeon. Examples: shootz den my brada, i like that kin food, but i no like that. k den, you no dat kin thing is on da north shore and dat surfing on da south beach is stupid yeah?

Sex: male

Age: if you want to know then here's my answer: Does it really matter?

Favorite manga: bleach and Naruto

Favorite foods: Pizza, burgers, ramen, sandwiches, burritos, ice cream and most of all Filipino food.

Favorite drink: Coke, water, powerade

Favorite sports: Judo, Football and thats it.

Pairings i like:

Naruto/ female Kyuub( when you think about Kyuubi as a girl, all guys or some or whatever (and some girls who are sexist) know that it makes more sense to think that a women could cause all taht damage)

Naruto/ Anko (they deserve each other)

Naruto/ Hinata ( eh some of the romance stories are pretty note worthy)

Naruto/ Oc's (no guys)

Naruto/ tenten ( alright look you can rag on her all you want but she does in some strange way to me seem like an alright candidate for Naruto)

Naruto/ Tayuya ( i can't right any stories about this pairing cause i have no way of doing it originally, well not yet any way)

Pairings i hate:

Yaoi plain and simple

Personal mottos/ thoughts:

1. The world is a bitch, that's why we're slowly killing it.

2. When people can no longer see the beauty in the world, that's when we'll know that we've destroyed it.

3. As the cold night closes in and the light shines brighter, we cherish the day not aware that we create new horrors that haunt us in the night.

4. And thus it is human nature that will ultimatly fail the human race as our eyes grow heavy with lies, and as our heart is blackened as our heinous deeds fill it with guilt.

5. Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

Bands i like:

1. Panic at the disco

2. Cobra Starship

3. Fallout boys

4. My chemical Romance

5. Foo fighters

6. Dashboard Confession

7. Matchbox twenty

8. Sum 41

Movies i like:

1. Fight club

2. 300

3. We were soldiers

4. Wind talkers

5. Men Of Honor

6. Saving private Ryan

7. Naruto Movies 1,2,3,4

8. Volcano High

9. Enemy At The Gates

10. 50 First Dates

11. Adam Sandler Movies

12. Black Hawk Down

13. Behind Enemy Lines

14. Band Of Brothers

15. Four Brothers

16. Shawshank redemption

17. Seven Sins

18. Saw 123and 4

19. Incredibles

20. Pirates of the carribean 1,2 and 3

Favorite things to do:

1. swearing

2. Doing the basic funtions of life

3. thinking about life

4. Writing and reading in my spare time

5. hanging out with My friends

6. watch Adam Sandler movies

7. looking at every day occurances as something more complicated such as the beauty of clouds as the sun sets.

8. Playing video games

9. watching the world as the day goes by

10. Thinking of new Fanfic's to write.

11. Doing sports

12. listening to jokes

Top Three actors:

1. Adam Sandler

2. The guy in Fight Club no not The dude that is now married to the lady who adopts all the babies in the world

3. The guy who played in the movie where he named the vollyball wilson

Questions i like to ask:

1. If you could fight any historical figure who would you fight?

2. You know Whats funny?

3. Are you smuggeling those melons into Hawaii?

4. Do you think i am perverted yet?

5. if so then can you please understand that everyone is perverted in some length or fashion?

6. Do i have something on my face?

7. Why do i think a lot about the wotld and it's problems?

8. Who do you think is the best rapper in the Wu Tang Clan?

Shit i hate:

1. bullshit stories about Naruto and bleach

2. yaoi fics. it's not wrong but good stories have it in them and i don't like to read them.

3. racism

4. hipocritical things

5. things that make no sense

6. math

7. shit that is so stupid that it's funny.

8. things that make me feel that i grew more stupid.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Demonshadows:Well that's it thank you for reading and i promise to do my best with all my stories till the end.also if you don't like my grammer, spelling and the way i say crap then ask me to try and fix it, don't f134 with me! just read the story and ignore the crap that pisses you off.