Disclaimer: I own nothing except the silly statements... and Dr. Marie Brown, she is all mine!
A/N: You asked for it!
(I also don't know if I already used some of these, but its midnight, and I'm too tired to check! So if I have repeated myself, just tell me and I'll fix it later. Thanks! -Kat)
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While everyone was distracted with "Things Not to do at the SGC", someone secretly slipped a new page up on the board across the room...
-Page 11-
101) "Let me make your eyes glow."
(Sam! That is so far beyond wrong, its come right back AROUND to wrong! -Daniel)
102) "My body is a temple. Now get down on your knees and pray."
(... -Jack)
(Sam, I think you broke Jack. -Gen. Hammond)
(Then it worked. -Sam)
103) "Wanna go fishing in my pond?"
(Anyone else notice this has turned into a forum for Sam and Jack to tease each other? -Cam)
(Yeah... but it's funny to watch them blush when they read the others comment. -Daniel)
(Indeed. Col. Carter turns a most amusing shade of red. -Teal'c)
104) "Want to test drive my ship?"
(Oh god! Thor broke my brain! -Cassie)
105) "Your kisses are more addicting than a sarcophagus."
(Wow. These are just getting cheesier and cheesier. -Jacob)
(Your symbiote was the one that wrote that! -Jack)
(Hey, I just because I own the house doesn't mean I control it! -Jacob)
106) "Doctor, I would love for you to confine me to my bed for days."
(I can't believe Cam actually used that! -Siler)
(I'm just wondering what the General is going to do! -Walter)
107) "I know the secrets of the Universe. Want me to show you?"
108) "Would you like a private tour of the SGC?"
(Maj. Davis gave up on Carter I see. -Gen Landry)
(Yeah. He's been hitting on the new Japanese liaison -Daniel)
(Oh, the one that's taking me for sushi on Friday? -Cam)
(Stop gloating Cameron. -Sam)
109) "Care to study mating rituals with me?"
(Who would have thought Dr. Brown could be so perverted! -Jack)
(You did hear what Marie did to the rest of SG-3, right? -Cam)
(Oh God, was that funny! If only we could have gotten that on camera! -Feretti)
110) "I need help working on my physical endurance."
(Ok, who told The President this thing was back up? -Gen. O'Neill?)
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That's when everyone realised the insanity had spread...
A/N 2: I'm going to leave the status as-is, but as I find time/inspiration, I may add more. I know it kind of leaves you hanging like a bad season finale, but at least I leave you with hope! Oh, I also plan on going back and editing the whole thing over the week-end, so check back in on Monday and I'll have fixed the spelling, grammar, typos and all that jazz.
xoxo -Kat