To my readers: I am a procrastinator. I will put off anything and everything if I have the ability to do so. I also have no motivation whatsoever so yeah. Sorry.

Alright well I don't really know what to put here so...

Things I am against (I'll add more as I think of them):

Homophobia

Stupidity

Complete assholes

Transphobia

Abuse

Idiots

Rape

Cheating

Bullying

Humanity in general

Anyone who is against LGBTQ people for the stupidest fucking reasons

Anyone who says people with Mental Illnesses are faking it for attention

Anyone who pushes their beliefs on others

These Fucking Quotes, Man:

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.

The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

Can't spell EXECUTE without CUTE!

There's no SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER.

"I'll be the victim!" "All your life." - Addams Family Values

Pick-up line comebacks

User: Where have you been all my life?
Target: Hiding from you.

User: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Target: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

User: Is this seat empty?
Target: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

User: Your place or mine?
Target: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

User: So, what do you do for a living?
Target: I'm a female impersonator.

User: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Target: Unfertilized.

User: Your body is like a temple.
Target: Sorry, there are no services today.

User: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Target: But would you stay there?

User: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Target: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

User: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Target: Really, I'd put f and u together

User: Your eyes they're amazing.
Target: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

User: I know how to please a woman.
Target: Then please leave me alone.

User: I want to give myself to you.
Target: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

User: I'd go through anything for you.
Target: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

User: So, wanna go back to my place?
Target: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

User: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Target: It's in the phone book.

User: But I don't know your name.
Target: That's in the phone book too.

User: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Target: "Do not Enter"

User: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Target: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

User: Haven't we met before?
Target: Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Six Truths Of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3.The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot

5. You soon will forward this on to another idiot

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face

Now send this to another idiot to fall for if you fell for it and I know you did.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"