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The rookie ran by, with an irate Clint in hot pursuit.

In his haste to get away from the murderous archer, and by extension, his loaded bow, the rookie ram smack-dab into Hill.

Hill and the rookie crashed to the floor, the rookie landing on top of Hill. Hill took note of the rookie's glowing blue eyes, and the steadily advancing Clint, and broke into a thunderous roar.

"READ THE RULES!" she screamed, pushing the rookie off of her.

The rookie took to his feet and ran.

433. Director Fury does not have a black list, stop saying that he does. He has a BLACK WIDOW LIST.

434. You are not allowed to put on blue contact lenses and run around yelling 'TEAM LOKI!' Agent Barton will shoot you.

435. Stop buying animal traps and setting them up all over the place. Rocket is not amused, and he might sue.

436. When Ant-Man super-sizes himself, do not yell 'TITANS!"

437. Director Fury is not friends with someone named Dot Pixis.

438. Steve Rogers does not have a long-lost brother named Erwin Smith.

439. Agent Romanov does not have someone named Toris working as her housekeeper.

440. Tony Stark does not have a long-lost sister/cousin/niece/daughter, named Hanji.

401. Agent Coulson does not have a long-lost brother named William T. Spears.

402. When Ant-Man shrinks, do not yell "TINKER BELL!" and run after him asking for pixie dust.

403. If your worst enemy is having a party, you are not allowed to send Vision to cater for them. Even the worst person in the world doesn't deserve to eat Vision's cooking.

404. Vision did not take cooking lessons from someone named Baldroy.

405. The song "Don't You Forget About Me" by Simple Minds is no longer allowed to be played in the hearing of Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes.

406. Sam Wilson does not like green eggs and ham.

407. Do not call Sam Wilson Sam I am.

408. Thor loves Dr. Seuss books. Tease him about it, and he will hurt you.

409. Stop trying to trap Loki in rings of burning oil.

410. On Tuesdays, stay away from Loki though.

411. S.H.E.I.L.D does not have a S.H.E.I.L.D Headquarters Host Club. Stop petitioning Director Fury to make one. And stop breaking vases.

412. Do not play Truth or Dare with any of the Avengers. It will create a cosmic disturbance.

413. You are not allowed under ANY circumstances, to go streaking with Erik Selvig.

414. Do not refer to the Helicarriers as the 'MotherShips.'

415. Steve Rogers is not the rencarnaite King Arthur.

416. You are not allowed to start/or participate in a food fight. We don't care what Thor says, it may be a tradition on Asgard to have food fights after dinner, but it's not on Earth.

417. At no point in his life, was Thor a model for a L'oreal commercial.

418. You crazy Stark-Fans are not allowed to embezzle S.H.E.I.L.D funds in order to make a Iron Man Theme Park. If Tony wants a shrine dedicated to him, he's going to have to use his own money.

419. Thor and Loki do not have sleepovers with Jane, Pepper, Darcy and Sif, and they do not braid each other's hair.

420. You are not allowed to arrange an all-expenses-paid field trip to the Helicarriers for your child's school.

421. Do not replace guns with fake ammo, or blanks. Agent Romanov was not happy when her pistols shot out confetti, instead of their usually lethal rounds.

422. For all you computer nerds that S.H.E.I.L.D has employed, you are not allowed to hack into Tony's suit and force him to break-dance mid-air.

423. The Hulk and Yoda are in no way related to each other, and S.H.E.I.L.D is not an alternate universe Jedi order. Speculation concerning Jane Foster and Director Fury's roles will stop immediately.

424. Do not use Stark Tech to bring dolls, train sets or any other toys to life. We do not need an actual Chucky movie taking place on-site in S.H.E.I.L.D.

425. Under no circumstances are you to mention a L Lawliet, a Light Yagmi, a Miheal Kheel, or a Nat Rivers around Tony. He has an 'smart' complex because of them.

426. You are not allowed to use S.H.E.I.L.D funds to purchase and spike eggnog, and consequently get S.H.E.I.L.D personal drunk in the ensuing after-hours Christmas party.

Now, both Hill and Clint ran after the rookie, Hill brandishing Clint's spare bow. "READ THE RULES!" Hill yelled, pockmarking the wall near the rookie with a dozen arrows.

The poor rookie fainted.

The Rules: 416, 418, 420, 421, 422, 424, and 426, came from the wonderful ideas given to me by Beloved-of-Naruto.

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