This is just something funny I read on a site called so if you (like me) have no life outside stupid (totally awesome, that is) shit on the internet, feel free to read this hilarious list of things to do at Walmart.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in Housewares" ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION- WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme to "Mission Impossible"

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different sized funnels.'

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!! NO!! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room, wait a minute and yell "Hey! you're out of toilet paper in here!"

(Copied from RoyalWriter's Profile) Copy and paste if you agree:

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular

The one that is rich

The one obsessed with Twilight

The one that will lie to get her way

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at 9 years old.

BUT I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one who knows she's beautiful no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... they taste good.

The one that people like because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like an idiot, because if looking like an idiot is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything for a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one who won't give up.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1983. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as she buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

98% of kids would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you're one of the two who would laugh their heads off at the others.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've evr talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a My Space, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only knew a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you DO annoy people for the hell of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.

If you wish a fictional character were real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can think of at least one person you would lilke to push down a well, copy this into your profile.

LOL if u have evur dun anything stoopid in yore life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day.

If you have read every one of these up to here, award yourself five points and copy this somewhere into your profile.

NEXT I COPIED FROM xEmistuckx

INSIDE JOKE TO-DO LIST! If you understand these references, go out and do this or copy and paste the ones you understand into your profile!

2. When you see a kid in blue pj's yell at them 'DO THE WINDY THING!!'.

3. Randomly say 've' in-between most of your words.

5. Start drinking Faygo.

6. Thart talking with a lithp. Ith a lot funnier that way.

8. Pretend you have vision 8fold.

10. Push people down a flight of friendship stairs, then tell them you warned them about the stairs, bro.

13. On PJ day at your school (if it has one), wear blue PJs and run around yelling, "I'M DOING THE WINDY THING!!" while pretending to fly.

14. Buy a huge green portal so you can push a kid named Danny into it. (Ooh, danny phantom. Haven't seen that if forevs.)

15. YELL AT EVERYONE. LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY.

16. Say nothing but 've' while making lots of hand motions while talking to someone. Claim you're speaking Italian.

17. Wear 3D glasses ALL THE TIME.

18. Start saying, "WHAT NOW?" and cackling.

20. Whenever you say "I love you," to someone the same gender as you, immediately add "No homo" afterwards.

21. Start calling people by troll names; i.e., if you have a friend who's a Scorpio, call her Spiderbitch.

23. Make shipping charts. And create a yaoi club.( Yea!!!!)

24. Develop a weird laugh.

25. Drink/become paranoid about apple juice.

26. Try to become a ninja.

27. Start wearing shades EVERYWHERE.

30. Come to school wearing all black with a zodiac sign on the shirt. At first available opportunity, head to the bathroom, put on horns, and apply gray face paint. Cosplay for rest of day. (Somebody did this but she got in trouble and had to take it off. Her terezi was really good too...)

31. When your school has a dance, come to it in cosplay. Kick door open and yell, "WE'RE COMING IN MOTHERFUCKING COSPLAY, BITCHES!" (Must do this too.)

37: Keep popcorn with you 24/7. Whenever your friends freak out or fight, calmly sit down and eat the popcorn, offering some to the bystanders nearby.

39: Start talking and thinking in the same fashion you roleplay in, it will make your school classes a LOT more fun.

41: In early spring, or late fall, run out with your friends to a nearby lake and try to re-enact some of the scenes from Rise of The Guardians. (Link to watch it here. http:///Rise-of-the-Guardians-watch-movie-2604929.html )

413: Whenever somebody acts extremely cold-hearted, say to them "Welcome to Hussietown, population: 413.".

44: Double numbers ARE magical.

47: Play the Homestuck adventure game.

51: Make young kids believe that the world will end in 2014, and the only way to survive is to play the Homestuck Adventure Game.

53: Say 'Gog' instead of God, 'Jegus' instead of Jesus, and add 'Troll' before a famous person's name, i.e., Troll Will Smith

54: Fake suicide attempts and say you were trying to go God Tier.

55: Whenever you get in trouble for something, say Vriska made you do it.

56: Go to a movie theater with gray, black, yellow, orange, (and maybe red) markers/paint. Draw on the posters so everyone looks like a troll.

57: Obsessively give every book, movie, cartoon, and comic a ridiculously long name.

58: RP as your Zodiac/Patron troll 24/7. NEVER BREAK CHARACTER. EVER.

60: If anyone asks how you slept, tell them EVERY LAST DETAIL of whatever adventure you had on Prospit/Derse.

61: Dye your hair white and wear red contacts, and possibly get yourself some shades. Say that you're awesome/the coolkid.

612: If someone is being a huge troll, tell them "Welcome to Alternia, population: 612."

63: Ship your friends.

64: When someone hands you a Betty Crocker product, immediately flip out, toss it in the air, and run away shrieking incoherently about the Batterwitch.

65. Run up to someone, throw a bucket at their head and yell "Now we're married!"

67. Keep a cigarette in your mouth for symbolic reasons

69. Laugh at the number I just typed.

70: If you're a homestuck, wonder why everyone is laughing at the sufferer's symbol.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!!!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

1. FIRST NAME? Kayla

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? All the girls in my family have one of two middle names: Renne or Marie. Does that count?

3. SIBLINGS NAMES? Monkey Butt

4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? About a month ago, I had a mental breakdown when my alarm clock went off and I hadn't gotten any sleep- for the ninth time in a row.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Not really. My nails are known for hurting my friends, family, and me. Not to mention the fact that I constantly have an array of nicks and cuts from gog knows where.

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Can't I just have a peanut butter and honey sandwich?

7. KIDS? Fuck no. I am NEVER going to punish the world with having kids. They'll all grow up to be murderers. Isn't this world doomed enough with me alone?

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No. I would never talk to me in the first place. I'm too antisocial, and antipeople in general, to ever try to be friends with me.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes... It has shitty poetry, music lyrics, and drawings in it.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I am wearing a button right now that says "SARCASM, just one more service I offer."

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yup.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Maybe...? Depending on my mood that would be completely awesome and easy or too much work to bother with.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Kraves

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Psh Ain't nobody got time for that.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically? Yes. If I chose to, I could kick the ass of anyone I know.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate chip cookie dough but instead of vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream.

17. SHOE SIZE? I am too lazy to walk across the room, pick up my shoe, and look.

18. RED OR PINK? Blood red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? The way I can't help but push people away even though all I want is for them to stay.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My moirail. We used to see each other every day and have sleep overs every night, but now we live in two seperate states...

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Nah. It wouldn't be as much fun if everyone had it.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans and plain black shoes.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Pizza with stuffed crust @u@

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Adam's Song by Blink 182

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Red, blue, black, purple, gray, or... Gah... Fuck this question! There's too many fucking colors to choose one. *rage quits*

26. FAVORITE SMELL? 1 SM3LL CH3RR13S!

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Uh... Well... It's been so long... I forgot I had a phone. :/ I don't remember... What is "socializing"?

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their lack of tolerance for bull shit. Especially my bull shit.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied this from xEmistuckx. I don't know her, but her profile is pretty cool. u

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Chocolate milk with extra chocolate.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? I don't do sports.

32. EYE COLOR? A blue, gray, green mixish thing.

33. HAT SIZE? The size that fits my head.

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. I have absolutely no wish to put something in my eyes... Though contacts to make me look like I've got troll eyes would be awesome. (:B

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Chocolate

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? I go back and forth between wanting to watch scary shit and wanting to watch animated, happy-go-lucky movies.

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Frozen. What can I say? My lil sis wanted to see it, and I try to be a good big sister.

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My Nepeta hat. My meowrial gave it to me. X33

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Is neither an option? I'm not really big on showing open affection...

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Anything chocolate or wait crap. Blondies from Applebee's are pretty amazing... I can't choose! DX