"SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FUCK! I GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, DIDN'T I? DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED, LIKE I'VE COMMITTED A GREAT TRAGEDY AND SUDDENLY I'M A CATASTROPHIC ENIGMA OF THE UNIVERSE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AFTER ALL YOU DID WAS ORDER A FUCKING COFFEE..."

Gamzee sighed, beginning to zone out his best friend as he continued to bitch and complain about his job at the cafe. ThErE hAs To Be A wAy To AlL uP aNd CaLm ThE mOtHeRfUcKeR dOwN... he thought as he took another bite of his *cough cough* "special" pie. All of a sudden, he had an idea, possibly the best he'd ever had.

"... I MAY BE THE MULTIVERSE'S BITCH WHEN IT COMES TO HAPPINESS AND SPARKLY, GLORIOUS CONTENTMENT, BUT I PROMISE I DID NOT POISON YOUR COFFEE, MOTHERFUCKER. AND THEN WHEN ALL THEY SAY IS 'DID YOU ADD CREAMER?' AND I HAVE TO POINT THEM-"

Gamzee shoved a spoonful of the pie into Karkat's mouth causing him to complain even more.

"YOU MORONIC DOUCHE NOZZLE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE..."

He slowly trailed off, eyes widening as he got quieter.

"Do YoU aLl Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiN' lIkE iT, bRo?"

"GAMZEE, WHAT'S IN THAT PIE?"

"MiRaClEs, BrO. iT's MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLes."

"... SO, IT'S WEED."

"YuP," Gamzee smiled. "i AlL uP aNd MoThErFuCkZInG mAdE iT mYsElF."

Karkat looked at the the pie, indecision crossing his face. He sighed before getting his own spoon.

"SOMEHOW, I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS RIGHT NOW."

"BiTcHtItS." Gamzee grinned. MiSsIoN aCcOmPlIsHeD.