Two kids make plans to play the newly released Sburb. Of course, things get a bit complicated when it turns out to have ended their world. Even more so when they eventually realize they can't even claim their reward. Now they apparently have to help some aliens in the hopes of mooching the reward off them? Yeah, Ray wasn't really sure either. It's gonna be a really long day...

Full Title: How to Lose a Lover in 10 Days or Less: A Comprehensive Guide to Becoming a Future Romantic Failure A How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days AU Summary: Dave needs to win a bet; Karkat needs to write an article. Shenanigans ensue.

Dave wants to ask Karkat to turn their completely platonic anti-Homecoming outing into a date, while Karkat is twelve steps ahead of him. Human/High School AU.

the Adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert and John Harley

When Taco Bell Night doesn't happen, Dave figures a fine punishment for John was to sign him up as a subscriber to his Bro's puppet porn site. Little does Dave know that John and Dirk end up as texting buddies. Little do John and Dirk know that Dave is the link between them. [Dirk/John or Bro/John, however you picture it. Longer description at beginning of the fic]

Miss. Paint has received haunting letters threatening her life. She also received an anonymous note referring her to an address and a name. "Spades Slick, Private Investigator." The only problem? He isn't an investigator, himself and the Midnight Crew run a broken down pawn shop with questionably acquired merchandise. But, Spades knows exactly who is after her.

Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you thought staying in your dorm for winter break was a good idea. However, between the looming threat of a local vampire, the impending visit from your mother, and the whirlwind encounters with a tall, beautiful stranger in a coffee shop, you're beginning to suspect that you should have gone home for the holidays.

Dreams are curious things. They can be vivid, haunting, terrifying, troubling, heart-breaking. And just possibly, they can be true. This is a story of two days, two trolls, and two lifetimes lived between dreams.

The story of Karkat's neighbor, mentioned in Act 5 Act 1, who got culled.

Ingredients: 1.) John Egbert, depressed lighthouse keeper 2.) Aradia Megido, formerly dead paranormal enthusiast 3.) A massive storm 4.) Sea salt. So much goddamn sea salt Instructions: Place John and Aradia into an isolated lighthouse. Shake well, then let marinate together for about a month. Add the storm when things start to get bitter, and season liberally with salt.

My take on Homestuck things (primarily the classpects, let's be real) for D&D.

Translated version of "La Vidente y El Ladron"

John Egbert escribe sus ultimas palabras antes de convertirse en un monstruo. Con la esperanza de que otras sesiones puedan salvarse. La heredera Crocker encuentra un mensaje. Fanfic sobre Heinoustuck

Nepeta Leijon's mother passed away not even a year ago. Now her older sister is raising her, despite her impending marriage. Nepeta makes time for her friends and their relationships. But can she manage her own?

Meulin Leijon's beloved mother passed away not even a year ago. Now she's raising her younger sister alone, trying to balance her friends, her family, her work, and most important-her beloved Kurloz. It's going to be difficult, but she can do it. Right?

Tavros never had a chance to cut lose. In fact he never thought about it. He was always the goody two shoes. So when he has enough, he starts living

This is a fan session, just some little serious fun!

The original twelve are long gone. Off-world, dead, it doesn't matter. Their impact remains, and twelve young trolls are left to fill the gap. But all is not the same. For this time, things will different. This time, things will not go "according to plan." This time, the rules of the most dangerous game in the multiverse will be broken. This is GLITCHSTUCK.

In the beginning, there was an untouched land. Then, three cities sprouted from it, one by one. Then, stuff started happening. Welcome to Minebent. (A short story collection based on the roleplay server)

Han pasado años desde que termino el juego, pero todavia hay cosas por contar y ella sera quien las ponga en papel y pluma, ella es Kylean Loftus y nos hablara de tanto que ha pasado en este nuevo mundo

No hay manera de que el sufrimiento que me causaste fuera descrito sólo con palabras, pero aquí estoy. De nuevo, intentando superarlo, sin pensar en tu cara, tu risa, ni todo lo que me hiciste sentir.

Your name is Sollux Captor and you're a coward. You're a coward because you can't go against your friends. Your friend who are the biggest idiots ever- well, not bigger idiots than you are. And because of your stupidity Eridan Ampora is going to die. TW: Suicide/Self-Harm

When poachers break into the Aquarium and tried to capture him, he's left seriously wounded, with poison coursing through his veins. As Mit, Tula, and Por work furiously to try and make a cure, Kankri is called in to help watch over Cronus. Being so close stirs feelings inside of Kankri that he doesn't understand. Can Kankri figure out what they are before it's too late?

Dave and John have been friends for 4 years now, John still oblivious to the other's affection leads Dave to try his hardest even if the other claims he's heterosexual. When time passes and John starts to contemplate his current life, drama starts to boil up messing with his head and heart.

It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of, well...their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.