Pink Diamond, the youngest of the Diamond Authority, is a rather predictable figure - as all Gems are. Others would say that she's either silly or a minor nuisance. However, as she hurts herself pretty badly, she becomes a vessel for some rather dangerous ideas. Canon-compliant for the five seasons, movie and Future, but some artistic liberties are taken.

Pearl helps Steven find his phone.

In the beginning, there was an untouched land. Then, three cities sprouted from it, one by one. Then, stuff started happening. Welcome to Minebent. (A short story collection based on the roleplay server)

After chickening out from doing a full review of Homosuck, Caliborn instead decides to wrestle with the rest of human fiction, all the while keeping his absolute dream of "cherub fiction" dangling in front of all his readers. Originally written 2014-2017, reuploaded as a cohesive unit for your convenience. Rated T for language and violence.

In which I stumble on the flat ground of the Strawberry Battlefield, because I've made the first mistake of writing fanfic for a TV show: never write about something that canon is yet to establish.

Smack dab in the middle of puberty, Riley Andersen often feels as though she can't control herself. To one's surprise, though, five emotions inside her mind think very much the same; they just can't pull their girl's strings like they used to. As luck would have it, the Andersens also move house, and before they know it, the emotions are poised for the rollercoaster of a lifetime.

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Even in the face of total genocide, some survive. Unfortunately, the survivors are... less musically inclined.

In a world where fictional characters can be brought to reality at will, how shocking would it be to discover that your mother is one of those fictional characters herself? Oneshot.

Everyone loves robots. No one loves cockroaches. Regardless, even a cockroach might have an inspiring tale to tell. Okay, maybe not. Regardless, a cockroach still has SOMETHING to tell. Even if it is mentally incapable of telling anything.

As Joy discovers that she can no longer use the console, she and Riley's other emotions find themselves face to face with many facts, including but not limited to, in no particular order, that Joy might not be meaning the best for Riley, that certain events involving the emotions tend to repeat and that Riley knows a lot about the history of Russia.

As Kate Parker, Joey Claire and Joey Claire meet each other, they come to terms with the fact that they have both their differences and their similarities, and therefore learn to love each other pretty quickly. As for me? Eh, not so much. Sequel to Bright yet Dark.

Mike Teavee doesn't like mysteries. Therefore, once he comes across a mystery surrounding one of the other Golden Ticket winners, he is determined to get to the bottom of it. Violet and the Partner in Crime to Literature perspective change.

Because you have not experienced Charlie and the Chocolate Factory until you have read it as the original trollfic.

After years of being trapped inside, Insane Guy of DOOM finally escapes Wonka's factory and continues to rescue the Business Magnet. But perhaps he (she?) doesn't need to be rescued at all. Sequel to Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer.

Not-MarrissaTheWriter presents you yet another story. This time, Meanie Pixies takes the spotlight she rightfully deserves. Unfortunately, there are some obstacles in her way. Mostly time, though.

They knew that Act 1 was just the beginning. However, before they could read more of Homestuck, they were already in a swirling spiral of events, including fan stories, aliens, and at least some indication that what they were reading wasn't supposed to be fiction at all. It thus became a quest for something only known as "Sgrub 2.0". Sequel to Calliope's Update Girl - Book One.

Chara participates in the most boring contest they have ever witnessed. Then, they murder everyone. But with Chara, this is a given.

Follow a young girl you absolutely cannot relate to as she strives to become Riley Andersen's emotion in a plot that doesn't make sense. At all. In addition, you probably already read this story, except for a different fandom and written with complete honesty. So there's that.

[CreativityTheEmotion] Well, if I must, in my Headquarters, ten people work (including me). These make up two distinct teams, meaning that there is at least four times the fun in interacting with everyone, and plenty of stories to tell. Here is a collection of some.

Steven knows that he can't even hope to be as great as his mother once was. But he knows that he can at least try. Spoilers for "Sadie's Song".

Steven finds something peculiar in Lion's mane. As a consequence, the Crystal Gems begin bonding over stories. feat. MarrissaTheWriter, XXXbloodyrists666XXX and more!

The Narrator always told the story of a man named Stanley. This time, however, he finds himself forced to tell the story of a man named stainly. It does not go well for anyone.

On the night of Temporal Experiment #1, Doc Brown finds that Marty McFly is unavailable, and therefore gets his girlfriend Jennifer. Inadvertently, though, he ends up bringing her to the year 2015. Now she must resolve to find a way to get back home while continuing to discover how times have changed. AU.

Rosalind Lutece realizes her lifelong dream of spending time on innovations of physics. In addition, she ends up finding her true love through these innovations. "Sequel" to The First Communication, but if you know the plot of BioShock Infinite, you should be able to figure out what's going on.

Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

While working on her own breakthrough in quantum mechanics, Rosalind Lutece notices that someone has been trying to get in touch with her via the invention. Oneshot.

A story based on the published art of Flashlight Girl from an early version of Hiveswap, but otherwise having little relation to the game. Follow Kate Parker and her three friends as they set off to explore a completely unknown world and strive to develop a deeper relationship, as they finally break away from the wonderful yet horrible future.

MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology is nearing completion, but the whole project has been halting due to one co-author getting progressively worse. As such, the other co-author comes to help, but he doesn't know what the journey will entail. Formerly known as Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2.

Andrew Hussie is thinking about what will become of MSPA after Problem Sleuth. The solution comes through one of the most unexpected places: a 12 year old fan who messages him on a chat client that no one uses. AU, has significant differences from the "real" story.

Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody.

The Business Magnet one day wakes up and suddenly is spun into the twisted world of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and also as no one else but his childhood crush, Violet Beauregarde. How will it turn out for him? Alternatively: The story of a guy blinded by roleplay.

Violet Beauregarde has found one out of five Golden Tickets issued by Willy Wonka. However, she refuses to keep the ticket, instead giving it to her sworn rival Cornelia Prinzmetel. As with all of my CatCF stories, based on the 2005 movie.

We've all seen the Confusion Ending schedule and thought; "What if everything had gone according to the plan?" Here's the resulting narration, as well as notes in case anyone wants to make it into a playable experience.

Just a short fan episode I ended up spontaneously writing after someone mentioned the Eurovision on Tumblr. It's that time of the year again, when the song output from Europe rises dramatically, and Night Vale, caught in the middle of the show, reports on it. Also, news from Desert Bluffs, the results of the mayoral election, and traffic.

Sequel to Post-SCrash Session. Janet, Jack, Roxa and Dick are now at the Capitol, but are they the only ones trying to piece the truth? And what happened to the Earth anyway?

Another one of these faux-Marrissa stories with half-corrected English spelling and grammar. This time you get to follow Meanie Pixies, figure out how Janet Roberts really came to be and follow twelve characters in a romance drama action of seven solar sweeps.

WHAT IF: MarissaTheWriter wrote Homestuck Act 6? Also what if she had at least tried to learn proper English. Follow Janet Roberts, a descendant of the ever-Sueish Marissa Roberts, and her three friends as they hopefully play a game of Sburb Alpha.

AU. Even what could be singled out as a worst place for education ever and the difference between species can't separate true lovers.