Turrislucidushide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Greetings to you, the lucky finder of my humble profile! Reading is fun, and so is writing. This is a great place to do the former, and once here, I thought I'd give the latter a try. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is my present passion, particularly Mr. Burton's tasty rendition. These stories I've penned: If you've read 'em— Thanks! I hope you enjoyed them. If you've read 'em and left some feedback— Yay! And thanks again! I'll know if you enjoyed them. While we’re on the subject of reviews, the Oompa-Loompas have handed me this, and they would like me to post it. I told them I would, so here it is: The Review Reviews are like candy, Personal updates Oompa-Loompa Dumpadee Dar Cheeky fellows, yes? But they may be on to something. Personally, I'm a she, not a he; decades old; and sometimes work upsetting the updating apple-cart gums up the process. Thanks for stopping by. |
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Follow in that Train by Random Guise reviews
Peachy Carnehan and Daniel Dravot were two adventurers that journeyed to a foreign land in the 1975 film "The Man Who Would be King", based on the story by Rudyard Kipling. Only one made it back, losing his best friend - but the best never stay lost. I don't own these characters, and I've never been to Kafiristan OR India.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8 - Complete
Charlie and the Under the Cover Surprise by WonkasGoatee reviews
Charlie tries out a new bar in the Inventing Room during the tour.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8
See You Next Doomsday by Random Guise reviews
The crew of the original Star Trek come across some familiar faces (to certain TV viewers) while trying to locate the missing Doomsday Machine. Many brief crossovers from other shows with an index at the end added. This is my first published story, from a random object generator inspired session. Reworked and edited for grammar and spelling.e
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Complete
By Starlight by Wheel of Fish reviews
It's her first masked ball at the Opera, and it may very well be her last when she accidentally acquires one of the Opera Ghost's personal effects. Leroux-ish, post-canon, E/OC. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,963 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Erik, OC] Persian/Daroga - Complete
Labor Pains by Random Guise reviews
The continuing series of one shots of the life of Willy Wonka, based on events a few years before the 1971 film and follows the story sequence found in my profile. As the title implies, Willy has trouble keeping spies out of his workforce. What can a businessman do? I don't own these characters, but I have eaten a Whatchamacallit bar.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Complete
How Many Shades of Gray by Random Guise reviews
Based on the 1971 film, this is a short backstory for Willy Wonka as a child. Consistent with my What Goes Up story, using a same OC mentioned previously. Just how did Willy get the idea for his life's career?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Willy Wonka, OC - Complete
Final Edit by Random Guise reviews
A writer loves to tell a story, but what if he's not very good at it? Told in the style of the original TV show. Contrary to Mr. Shumoch, I've still got a few tales to share even if to just a small corner of an ignored room in a vacant house of an abandoned town on a backwater world. Complete.
Twilight Zone - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Complete
Chocolate, Now That's An Idea by Random Guise reviews
The movie (1971) makes it seem that Willy Wonka has always been a chocolate creator, but it turns out that wasn't his first try. A very short prequel. I don't own the character of Willy, but I do have some chocolate shoved in the back of my refrigerator. My first Willy story. Check my profile for the proper order of Willy stories.e
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Free Chocolate? I'm Sold on That! by Squirrela reviews
Mr. Willy Wonka perfects, and discovers the flaw in, Wonkavision.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Tinker by Sonny April reviews
Remember the creepy tinker from "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory"? You know, the guy who says, "Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out"? Did you ever wonder what his backstory is? No? Well, I wrote one for him anyways. Enjoy!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Complete
Willy Wonka Eats a Kit Kat by Sonny April reviews
Yeah, I'm not sure what this is either. Well, the title pretty much says it all, but I guess I should give a description anyways. Enter the psyche of Willy Wonka as he eats a Kit Kat for the first time, after Charlie convinces him to do so, of course.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
A Chocolate Factory? by Squirrela reviews
Follow Charlie as he realises his dream to find one of the Golden Tickets, and see what his opinions are as the story unfolds off into the future. Wilder Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 166,002 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Marvellous Mind of a Chocolate Genius by MissGrotesque reviews
This story is set during Willy s childhood and it begins on Willy s 10:th birthday (sort of) when he tries to ask his harsh, dentist father for a cake...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Wilbur Wonka, Willy Wonka
Deliquesce by Vespeva reviews
A deadly virus sweeps across the country, turning the living into the living dead. A band of survivors make the difficult journey to the one place that is shut off from the rest of the world. Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory. What awaits them inside the gates is far different from what they had imagined.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Willy Wonka, OC - Complete
Imagination by jeremystollemyheart reviews
Willy Wonka has spent so much time relying on his imagination to keep him alive, he's forgotten what it feels like to have it killing him. Implied mental health issues. Depp!Wonka. Rated T for a rather dark theme.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Complete
Hot Chocolate Evenings on Cherry Street by jeremystollemyheart reviews
As he is leaving the shop on Cherry Street one cold winter's night, Joe Bucket runs across a pensive stranger who turns out to be most familiar after all.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Grandpa Joe Bucket, Wilbur Wonka - Complete
He Needs to Know by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Willy Wonka knows his name is short for something... but his papa never told him what it was...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Surprising Commonalities by jeremystollemyheart reviews
CABIN PRESSURE. Martin is having a bad day, but he finds himself connecting to Arthur in a surprising way. Autistic!Martin, Autistic!Arthur.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
A Sweetened Deal by Celeste K. Raven reviews
It was on this day that Willy Wonka repeated his offer to Charlie...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Wonkel Baby by dionne dance reviews
A holiday sweet.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Alice in Candyland by Vespeva reviews
Choked by the hands of their keeper, buried under years of regret and despair and finally forced to the surface after decades trying to suppress them. The ghosts of your past will always come back to haunt you. 5 students will take place in a Study Program, and secrets will be revealed on both sides. Let's hope no one discovers the room that Wonka has tried so desperately to hide.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,877 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Ordinary Chocolate by Minerva McTabby reviews
Most times, Wonka made candy for the sake of making candy. This time, he made it for Charlie. - Written for Yuletide 2009.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Veronica Xphyr Valentine Rose by Vespeva reviews
willi wonk4 decids to have another contest so he sends out mur tickts and veronica xphyr rose finds one! what will happn? will she fall in luv? Parody
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Willy Wonka
To Be Rich by Vaoni reviews
Dinner with the Bucket's had always been a family occasion. Mr. Wonka's presence only cemented that. Mr. Bucket's POV. Post CaTF.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Charlie Without the Chocolate Factory by Little Miss Lovable reviews
Read to find out
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Phone a Friend by SlytherinTwinCC reviews
For a young woman named Chelsea life was a seemingly endless mass of gray. For a quirky Chocolatier named Willy life was about to get pleasantly complicated by a very unexpected series of phone calls. WWOC. Depp Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,582 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
Ordinary Phantasticus by The Island Hopper reviews
For the sake of contemplation, what if Wonka had never owned a factory at all? What would his life be like? How would he survive out in the world, surrounded by reality, if he never had nor ever would have his factory? Long oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Improv by Random-Battlecry reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005
Translucency by Elendraug reviews
Only light gets through. [ Gen. Mike Teavee. ]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
Soft by Super Lizard reviews
Premovie. Willy Wonka discovers very fluffy pink sheep in Mongolia.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
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The Anniversary reviews
On the occasion of the second anniversary of Gene Wilder's passing, Willy Wonka discovers "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". A meta look at how that might unfold.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,607 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka, Mrs. Bucket, Mr. Bucket
The Move reviews
What upheaval—perhaps evil—would ensue if the Buckets, house and all, moved into the Chocolate Factory? What secrets would that stir up? Just what, let's see, would the damages be? AU/2005/Angst filled sequel to 'The Interview'. Enjoy!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 77 - Words: 235,628 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Wilbur Wonka, Willy Wonka, Mrs. Bucket
To My Nephew reviews
What if George and Georgina adopted Winifred? In a poem, Robert Frost suggests that taking the road less traveled by makes all the difference, but does it? This AU one-shot, inspired by The Vagabond Scribbler's story 'The Soldier and Winifred', using her world and characters, explores that question.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2019 - Grandpa George Bucket, OC - Complete
The Process reviews
When you get it wrong, why not get it right? A look at a writer, me, taking a critical look at their own work. I'm hoping, on the occasion of his birthday, Mr. Dahl would approve the effort. Cover art by me.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2019 - Charlie Bucket, Grandma Georgina Bucket, Willy Wonka, Mrs. Bucket - Complete
The Restoration reviews
After leaving the Factory, Mr. Teavee decides something must be done about Mike's size. For one thing, it's wintertime, and Mike's jacket doesn't fit. Will Mr. Wonka oblige him? Based on the 2005 rendition of the book. Sadly, the website doesn't allow me to use the correct spelling of the Teavee's names in the character list, but having no choice, I'll use 'em as is. Enjoy!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Mike Teevee, Mr. Teevee, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Incinerator reviews
If the incinerator had been on that Tuesday in February, what would Veruca's bad-nut experience have been like? Requested by 'guest', this one-shot takes a dive down the chute to find out. I do not own Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in any of its iterations, and there is no copyright infringement intended in this solely for entertainment imagining. Enjoy!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Veruca Salt, Willy Wonka - Complete
Too Good to Last reviews
On the day Willy Wonka closes his factory ... forever ... Grandpa Joe reflects on how he came to be standing before the now locked gates. 2005.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2017 - Grandpa Joe Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Lesson reviews
On a day special to him, Willy Wonka takes his first flying lesson. A one-shot penned on the occasion of Mr. Roald Dahl's 100th birthday, who, like Mr. Wonka, was also a proud pilot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Willy Wonka - Complete
The Sunset reviews
Charlie gives Mr. Wonka some sad news. A vignette penned in memory of Mr. Gene Wilder.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
Family Night Revisited reviews
Willy Wonka visits Charlie's school. If that sentence sounds familiar, it is. This is a re-telling of Piscaria's story "Family Night", from Mr. Willy Wonka's point of view.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka, Mrs. Bucket - Complete
The Interview reviews
A slightly alternate universe story in which Terence returns from his travels, (Terence? Who the heck is Terence? ...oh right, he's the boy dressed as the pirate in the Halloween flash-back) Willy Wonka retrieves an undiscovered Golden Ticket, and Charlie Bucket meets a Chocolatier. The delight is in the details— let the angst begin!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,761 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
The Next Step reviews
In which Charlie Bucket contemplates a Chocolate Factory, while Mr. Willy Wonka contemplates its future and a contest. Based on the book and 2005 movie. Prequel to 'The Interview'. Please enjoy!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka - Complete
