Elizabeth experiences how difficult being a pirate really is. Harsh reality, incredible adventures and subtle magic combine to give her quite an education. And Elizabeth is not the only one with much to learn. AU, whelp-free, J/E. Yes, still in progress, since 2007! I'm not dead yet!

What upheaval—perhaps evil—would ensue if the Buckets, house and all, moved into the Chocolate Factory? What secrets would that stir up? Just what, let's see, would the damages be? AU/2005/Angst filled sequel to 'The Interview'. Enjoy!

Because sometimes the strongest chains are not forged out of iron...ST/OC. Rating changed!

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

Willy Wonka visits Charlie's school. If that sentence sounds familiar, it is. This is a re-telling of Piscaria's story "Family Night", from Mr. Willy Wonka's point of view.

Sequel to A Better Place and Time. Ichabod Crane ends up in modern times. (ON HIATUS)

What if Harry wasn't taken in by Petunia? What if, instead, he was taken in by another wizard who moved into number four after Petunia forced her family to move to avoid taking in the freak? Neutral!Harry No pairings!

He was broken by the loss of his wife and son, along with his lover. She was broken by the loss of her only family. When their paths cross, will they be able to heal each other's broken hearts? Will Frederick learn to love again? Abberline/OC Please read and review!

He walked towards her, his eyes scorching,"My dear, don't you know that you are to accompany me everywhere? Even to hell, my little saint." He told her as he grasped the back of her head, his fingers threading into her dark hair before he pulled her to him, pressing a harsh kiss to her forehead, "Say goodbye to paradise, Alexandra." He breathed. John Wilmot/OC. Rating changed.

He met her when the peak of Widow's was calling to her so seductively. When he saves her from certain death, their destinies become entwined and when they are forced together in the most intimate of ways, they are torn takes tragedy for two lives to come closer and it takes heartache for a woman to understand that love is not always born the way we think it is. BC/OC, AU

Because sometimes, someone has got to guide you through. Sands/OC. Set after the movie. Rating will change in the future.

She looked at him, sprawled across the floor as he was with his hand tight around the glass. She almost wept. He turned and looked at her, his eyes dark, sharp, accusing. "I told you," he hissed, "I told you not to care. But you never do as you're told, do you? Fine. Be the martyr. I have long accepted that I am the demon." John Wilmot/Elizabeth Malet. Rating changed to M.

The Earl of Rochester returns to London after a long term exile.What happens when his eye catches the unknown understudy of his previous lover?Noticing her blossoming talent he takes it upon himself to make her the finest actress the London stage has ever seen.But is it her talent he's interested in or is the taste of revenge a little too sweet for him to pass up? Wilmot/OC.Rated M

Ichabod Crane ends up in 2012 and has to cope with his new surroundings. Thankfully he is taken in by two nice people. Based on 1999 movie. Used to be titled "Adopting Ichabod". Rated to be safe.

'One day you fall for this boy.And he touches you with his fingers.And he burns holes in your skin with his mouth.And it hurts when you look at him. And it hurts when you don't.And it feels like someone's cut you open with a jagged piece of glass.' (Maureen Medved) John Dillinger/OC. Rating will change in the future.

"Good and bad. Light and darkness. Angel and demon. Predator and prey. Love and revenge. I cannot tell the difference anymore. Blurred lines is all I have. The only constant is him. And he won't ever let me go. Not even in freedom; our freedom." Barnabas/OC. AU. Rating changed. ON HOLD.

A slightly alternate universe story in which Terence returns from his travels, (Terence? Who the heck is Terence? ...oh right, he's the boy dressed as the pirate in the Halloween flash-back) Willy Wonka retrieves an undiscovered Golden Ticket, and Charlie Bucket meets a Chocolatier. The delight is in the details— let the angst begin!

'They say that some times you must love what's good for you. But that is not always the case in my life. Especially when I'm surrounded by witches, demons, ancient curses, a vampire and an unscrupulous book dealer.' Barnabas C/D. Corso/OC. Rating will change in the future. AU ON HOLD.

Gentle,soft fingers grasped her chin and slowly lifted her pink tinged face upwards.Green collided with brown and she swallowed hard as her young Master gently brushed his thumb over her lower lip. "Have no worries, Samantha. I shall teach you everything you ever wished to learn." he murmured,"You will never have to lower your head in shame ever again." He promised. BC/OC COMPLETE.

Set some two and a half years after the events of the film, Jack Sparrow returns to Jamaica, never guessing how this brief stop will change everything he knows. Jack and O.C.

When power and immortality are so close, what will one choose? One treasure, one tear and a mermaid that makes him question his every step and everything he always believed in. Jack Sparrow/OC Rated M. COMPLETE!

"And thus I clothe my naked villany, with odd old ends stolen out of holy writ, and seem a saint, when most I play the devil." Richard III, W. Shakespeare A story about greed, love, betrayal and deception. Jack Sparrow/OC. Rating will change in the future. On temporary HIATUS.

The Earl of Rochester returns to London after recovering in the country from smallpox to find his dear Barry out of favor with theater-goers. A new actress has taken her place that is rumored to be the best performer the London stage has ever seen. But John soon discovers her act extends far beyond the theater doors and decides to see how far she'll go to protect her secret.

Can you love a creature who claims that his soul is dead? Yes, you can. After all, aren't souls immortal? Barnabas Collins/OC. Rating now changed! *Being edited...*

"So, Joseph..." he started with a smile, "Josh." the nickname rolled off his tongue slowly while his eyes shone mischievously, "Now I understand why there wasn't anything visible in those breeches." he commented wickedly while she stared at him.

Sweeney recieves a mystery gift from Mrs Lovett for his birthday. Little does he know, that that one present could lead him into a whole lot of trouble... Rated M for language, nothing more. First crossover! xD Contains more Depp Characters! Based on "A Midsummer's Night's Dream" roughly o.o

Takes place after On Stranger Tides. Jack is the kind of person that things just seem to happen to. Elizabeth is the kind of person who makes things happen. A polite visit to the new baby turns into unforeseen adventures, partnerships, schemes, friendships, traps, lost love, battles, revenge, and new beginnings. Complete!

He had it all; ebony black hair, dark, almost black eyes, and a haunting gaze that chilled you to the bone . The only thing missing was the wings. Oh, but how could she forget. Fallen angels never had wings, only scars that would never heal.

His one and only purpose was to find the key to immortality; no matter the cost.He never knew that a plain young woman like her could make him feel alive again;he never knew she could mend his betrayed heart. Jack/OC. Editing in progress...

Behind cell walls she watched his transformation. In freedom she'll witness his njamin-Sweeney/OC. Complete! *Edited*

Ten years after the last night in the bakehouse, Mrs. Lovett and Mr. Todd meet again. The day that follows will shape the rest of their lives.

He was selfish, he was arrogant and he was anything but grateful for her help. Could she really love a man like him or he would break her? Sands/OC. *Editing in Progress*

The Buckets have been living with Willy Wonka for about a year and the new responsibilties are wearing on Willy so Charlie makes him get an assistant. Based on 2005 Version

“We all need someone we can lean on...” Two unlikely men in an unlikely place find an unlikely friendship in each other. A post-DH, post-Once Upon a Time in Mexico crossover AU featuring Severus Snape and Sheldon Sands. Cowritten with Mrs. Hyde. COMPLETE

Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R

What happens when the reclusive confectioner has to look beyond his own walls? Does a jaded young woman dare to take a chance with flights of fancy? Who will crash and burn first?

Fred Abberline didn't OD, thankfully, he was seconded to Paris amidst the colour and debauchery of the Moulin Rouge, where he meets Lily Dubois and searches for a mysterious disappearing faberge egg

In order to protect an innocent girl in her charge, a young woman must go head to head in a battle of wits with one of the most infamous pirates in the Caribbean. Which of the two will surrender first........the Sparrow or the Linnet? Please R & R!

Blind, helpless, and afraid aren't things Sheldon Sands ever thought would apply to him but after La Dia de los Muertos, nothing will ever be the same again. The only way Sands can make it is if he learns to trust someone...

Despite the title, this IS in English. Part One now complete!