I'm in middle school. I take karate(duh). I'm not a black belt YET, but Red Belt Bookworm would be a kinda lame name. I'm not gonna tell you my name or age cause that's not your business. I would be in Ravenclaw, Slytherin, or Gryffindor, the sorting hat couldn't decide, but not Hufflepuff, which is a bit insulting. And House of Hades: WOW. Nico & Jason's experience with Cupid? DOUBLE WOW. Leo and his new lady friend over a millennia older them him? Still, WOW.

Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

I'm still breathing

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Lookin for a good time

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Do you remember

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Battlefield

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Journey to the end of my life

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

You won't find this

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

be good to me

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Stranger

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Just a dream

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

You belong with me

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

So bring it on

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Waka waka

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Firework

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Jar of hearts

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Gunpowder and lead

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Calling all the monsters(fear me. RAWR)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Fingerprints

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Fly

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

The getaway

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

All American girl

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

That's why I'm here

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Mannequin

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

I know you won't

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

How to save a life

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Just like you(WOW. Some of thes e songs are old)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

I'm here

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Summertime

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Famous in a small town

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Maybe

1. Your real name: Alexandria

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

Driaxanelxa

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"):

Aleizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal):

Blue Monkey

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on):

Rose Dawson

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first):

Deval (mwa-ha-ha)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink):

Purple Fanta

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents):

Reginaldo Gerald

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets):

Black Isis

List your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters in no particular order.

1. Rue

2. Effie

3. Katniss

4. Peeta

5. Haymich

6. Annie

7. Gale

8. Finnick

9. Glimmer

10. Clove

11. Cato

12. Johanna

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Cato/Annie, no, I can't say i have.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Peeta? YES! Scale of one to ten? 15

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Annie would probably be upset. And everyone else would just be confused.

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Yep! I'm writing one! Or co-writing. Whatever.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Effie/Annie. NO.

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Haymitch/Glimmer or Haymitch/Clove. Neither. But, i HAD to choose, Haymitch/Clove. They're both cold.

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

Gale walked in on Johanna and Effie making out.(MENTAL IMAGES) I think he would stare, clear his throat, then walk out slowly.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fic?

Clove didn't know what she was thinking. Was there a reason this girl had fun annoying her? Takes place while Katniss is in the tree above the careers.

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

I don't think so.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?

Gale and Johanna. Melting Ice

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

yep

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Effie/Haymitch- Watching the Children and Effie/Peeta Mind Your Manners

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

uh...Lego House by Ed Sheeran, maybe

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

one/six/twelve WARNING:FEMSLASH..

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

a few months

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Rue and Gale are in a happy relationship until Glimmer runs off with Gale. Rue ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Cato and a brief unhappy affair with Johanna, then follows the wise advice of Haymitch and finds true love with Katniss.

18) What title would you give this fic?

Listen to Haymitch

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished.
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 4

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 7

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 1

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance

hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 0

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team. (Not in school)
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 4

Result- I'm a Geek!!! Lucky me!

*When life gives you skittles throw them at people you hate and say "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!"

*When life gives you lemons make grape juice,sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

*Knowledge is power and power corrupts so study hard and be evil.

*Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty, and so is your head.

*They say guns don't kill people. people kill people. Well, I think the guns help. I mean if you just yell "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people.

*There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased the line. (I really have)

*I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

*Love your enemies. It gets the really confused.

*I have come to the conclusion dryer lint is the created remains of all of my missing socks.

*Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their lever and beat you with experience.

*Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take them to a round room a tell them to sit in the corner.

*If aliens are looking for intelligent life why the hell are scared.

*A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

*Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

*When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile and let them get away with it and 4 muscles to reach out and punch the crap out of them.

*Come to the dark side. we have cookies.

*When says it take more muscles to frown then to smile say " I know, I'm giving my face a work out"

*Your just jealous cause we act stupid in public and people still love us

*If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

*People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

*I intend to live forever, or die trying

*Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

*Maturity is overrated.

*If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

*You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.

*Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.

*Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

*Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

*Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

*We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

*To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

*Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

*Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

*If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

*You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

*You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

*Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

*We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

*What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
*What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you

*Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

*Slinky escalator = endless fun

*People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

*I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

*I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

*If you can't convince them, confuse them.

*My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

"I'm tired of reading about heroes. I wanna be one" -Henry, Once Upon a Time (Aka- best fairy-tale based show ever)

“But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?” -Pseudonymous Bosch

“USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.” -Again, Pseudonymous Bosch

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.” -Taylor Swift

“I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me.”-Taylor Swift

“To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you’ve been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again… even though every time you’ve tried before, you’ve lost. It’s FEARLESS to have faith that someday things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can’t breathe without them. I think it’s FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he’s in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they’ll never stop doing, I think it’s FEARLESS to stop believing them. It’s FEARLESS to say “you’re NOT sorry”, and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then, moving on and being alright…That’sFEARLESS too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after. That’s why I write these songs. Because I think love is FEARLESS.”-Taylor Swift

"I’m intimidated by the fear of being average.”-Taylor Swift

“I’ve learned that you can’t predict love or plan for it. For someone like me who is obsessed with organization and planning, I love the idea that love is the one exception to that. Love is the one wild card.”-Taylor Swift

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together."

"We need to find the dam snack bar"-Zoe Nightshade.

"You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy The Dragon?"-Jason Grace.

"You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy.

"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'-Percy and Chiron.

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"With great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."-Nico.

"What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"-Percy

"Can't we just call them evil storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."-Leo Valdez

"I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!"-Leo Valdez

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away from him. And have his shoes."

"Last night as I lay in bed I looked up at the stars in the sky and thought, where the HECK is the ceiling?"

"Fire isn't a solid, a liquid, or a gas, yet it still exists. So I have come to a conclusion. It's from another dimension."

"Misbehave. Good girls never made history."

Dear America, Since you released upon us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber and no-one will be spared. Yours faithfully, Canada.

"We were made with two eyes to see, Two ears to hear, Two feet to walk, And two hands to feel, So why were we made with only one heart? Because we're meant to find the other one."(It's so deep!)

(\ _/) This is Bunny.
(O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste if you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
-Children of rival gods can fall in love.
-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
-Math teachers really are evil.
-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
-Elvis was a magician. No, really.
-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
-Boomerangs can cast spells.
-It's possible to gamble moonlight.
-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
-Rainbows have power.
-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

Meaning of Color and Birthday.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? Blue

2. Your first initial? A

3. Your month of birth? February

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?Black

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Nivi

6. Your favorite number? 24

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? Flying

you like the Lake or Ocean more? Ocean

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I want to be an architect

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birth day

Are You Girl Or A Boy Figuratively

Your guy side:

You love hoodies

You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is a torture!!!
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned a X-box.
Played with Hot Wheel's cars as a kid.
At some point you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect baseball cards.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. (I have way too many favorite colors)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with socks on at night.

Total: 12

Your girl side:

You wear lip gloss.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.(How can anyone hate black?)
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures/pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.
You hate the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than an hour to get dressed and make-up/hair. (It takes me about half an hour to actually wake up.)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like being the star of every thing

Total:12

o.O So am i a hybrid?

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN(ish), so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't know if I am pretty)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Isn't everyone on fanfiction? A young writer, i mean. Not emo)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (What?)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I have nothing against gays, I just dont like Yaoi or Yuri)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (This one is just, weird...)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Sometimes)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Hello Hunters of Artemis)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy,

whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth,

whenever a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature,

for Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke,

when my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron,

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''.

I promise to remember Tyson,

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia,

whenever a friend is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse,

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.

I promise to remember Bianca,

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico,

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe,

whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel,

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO,

wherever I may go

Who else was GAPING at the end of Mark of Athena?!?!?! And Now we wait another year for House of Hades!!!