Things to do in the city:

1. Get into a taxi and yell, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"

2. Get into an elevator and press the 'close door' button as someone is about to walk in. As the doors close, scream, "I'll never forget you!", crouching down as the elevator goes up.

3. Board a taxi and recite a random series of numbers and streets and see where you end up.

4. When in an elevator, make people clear a space on the wall for you and start doing handstands against it.

The Glass:

Optimist: It's half full

Pessimist: It's half empty

Awesomest: I already drank it

Snappy Comebacks:

Can't stand me? Sit down.

Got a problem with me? Fix it.

Can't face me? Turn around.

Don't like my style? Well, I certainly don't like yours.

Things to Live By:

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

(Say to a boy): Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

It's us versus the world: We attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I'm the type of girl who can plan world domination in one period of History class.

Percy Jackson and The Olympians and The Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Percy, when a warrior fights on and on,

I promise to remember Annabeth, for those who have been there all along.

I promise to remember Grover, when someone follows a dream,

I promise to remember Tyson, when someone leads the team.

I promise to remember Jason, when someone falls from the sky,

I promise to remember Leo, when someone's mother dies.

I promise to remember Thalia, when people go beyond and above,

I promise to remember Piper, when someone falls in love.

I promise to remember Frank, when parents go to war,

I promise to remember Reyna, for those dedicated to the core.

I promise to remember Hazel, for those who honor people's trust,

I promise to remember Rachel, for those who feel they must.

I promise to remember Bianca, for those who die too young,

I promise to remember Nico, for those heroes that go unsung.

I promise to remember Luke, when people make the worst decisions,

I promise to remember the demigod traitors, when something causes division.

I promise to remember the Olympians, for those who meddle in affairs,

I promise to remember the Titans, for parents who do not care.

But more than this I swear, to never forget this world,

To never not care.

I promise to never grow old enough,

To regard this as simple 'stuff'.

Because Percy Jackson changed my life,

I'll forever love this gang through any strife.

That's a real tear-jerker, ain't it? *brushes tears off cheek*

PERCY JACKSON CHANGED MY LIFE

-HorseHat out