Percy: Hey guys.

Annabeth: What's up?

Carter: I saved the world from a giant snake!

Sadie: With my help thank you very much

Harry: I saved the world from a snake-like thing

Hermione: with my help

Ron: and mine mate

Fred: you guys got me killed

George: Technically it was Percy's fault.

Percy: Hey! I don't even know you!

Bianca: you did get me killed

Percy: That was your idea

Bianca: Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Zoë: At least your father didn't kill you

Atlas: I said I was sorry.

Zoë: I'm not talking to you

Atlas: You just did so HA!

Ares: I sense fighting

Percy: Great you're here

Ares: Watch it punk!

Percy: No

Annabeth: Has it ever occurred to you that it might be a bad idea to tick off an impulsive war god?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Seaweed brain

Percy: Wise Girl

Thalia: Kelp Head

Piper: Pinecone Face

Leo: Beauty queen

Jason: Flame boy

Frank: Sparky

Arion: Baby man

Frank: ouch

Fred: hahahahahaha

Frank: shut up!

Nico: aren't you supposed to be dead or something

Fred: Gaea opened the doors of death genius. I'm FREE!

Lavender: that means I am too.

Ron: bloody wonderful

Lavender: When did you get here?

Ron: I've been here!

Ares: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Hermione: O.o

Fred: Ron you got yourself beat up by a girl!

George: You're embarrassing the family

Ron: she's a werewolf!

Lupin: Prejudice!

Ron: Sorry. But it's true

Nico: where's Thanatos when you need him?

Fred: That hurts mate

Voldemort: Guess who?

Percy: you know who

Voldemort: your funny I'll kill you last

Ares: Hey! If anyone's killing that kid it's going to be me!

Percy: I think I should leave now

Annabeth: great now he's going to go missing Again

Ginny: Harry went missing once

Annabeth: isn't it so annoying when they do that

Artemis: men

Thalia: tell me about it

Jason: What about me?

Thalia: your family I have to put up with you

Jason: you didn't put up with mom

Thalia: I don't speak of that

Luke: I'm family

Thalia: only because I don't go back on my promises unlike some people

Luke: I kept my promise! It saved Annabeth's life on Olympus

Annabeth: you where the reason I was in danger!

Luke: Didn't you push me off a cliff?

Thalia: you where invincible it's not like it hurt

Luke: you didn't know that till after you pushed me!

Thalia: details

Luke: you weren't there when I died either. Even Percy showed up and he hated me!

Thalia: I was under a Hera sized rock! And if I remember correctly Percy handed you the knife.

Carter: some family.

Hera: I said I was sorry!

Annabeth: I don't like you. And will you stop sending demonic cows after me!

Hephaestus: So much for a perfect family eh mom?

Hera: Don't make me chuck you off Olympus again.

Hephaestus: ouch

Fred: hahahaha

George: hahahaha

Carter: Wow