Dinesh and Gilfoyle collect on the friendship they owe each other.

Gilfoyle and Jared explore the many uses of the 'bro' app.

Alfie/Atticus drabble. That's about it really.

Just some mindless angst. Spoilers for the second movie.

Alternate Universe from the season finale where Jay and Will remember they had a lantern with them, and thus get to finish their game of Monopoly and chat a bit.

Helga Hufflepuff just wanted to see a new bit of the world with her mysterious tutor Mistress Ravenclaw. She had no idea she would end up going down in history; you see, she's sure she's not half clever enough to be a professor. But someone's got to sort out homesick first-years, scared house-elves, new traditions, and of course, the meals! Will this castle ever become a home?

Those clever muggles finally discovered wizards were real. Some are angry, most are fascinated, and Gregory Goyle finds himself in the tenuous position of representing all of wizard kind to a small muggle village that has no idea he's the magical equivalent of Homer Simpson. Can he lead the first mixed-ability police force in Derbychester to greatness?

Why had Jay really decided to turn up? It wasn't like he could just say the truth, like a civilized friend, could he? Not that Will had any civilized friends, but he presumed they'd be much easier to deal with. In fact, sometimes Will liked to imagine he had a very considerate and cultured acquaintance called Steven who invited him around every Sunday afternoon for croquet.

"Rubbish!" Ron cried. "How can alcohol be girly? Back me up here Hermione, that's sexist, isn't it?" Hermione looked deeply uncomfortable. "Ah, there's sexist and there's … traditional."

Heidi knew precious little about Hogwarts but she did know this: 1 There used to be a class called "Defense Against the Dark Arts". 2 This class had just been replaced with a class called "Dark Arts". 3 They were about to become what they most feared.

Slytherins tend to regard friendship as approximately as safe as a meanspirited dragon with a bad head cold. This has unfortunate effects.

No one knows how powerful they are or what they have planned. No one can figure out why they believe what they believe. One day, the world will know. A Revelation is coming.

Oh, well.

How Pepper sees it. You decide.

Drabbly piece about Timmy's most abnormal classmate

Mrs.Morgan had tried to cheer him up the best she could...

The question is, who doesn't love Lily?

... he had never encountered an elevenyearold who would rather study science than magic.

...today marks the end of an era in my life. Larry starts a secret notebook never called a journal, and never EVER called a diary. There's a difference.

The Room of Requirements is very, very powerful. It will give you what you need... whatever you need. Even if you don't know you need it.