HAI. I IS AMELIA. I IS A NERDGIRL. READ MY STORIES.

Three facts about me to prove I am different:

. I like the warm side of the pillow. It makes my head feel like it has it's own personal birds nest.

. I dislike Nutella

. Instead of insulting someone with "stupid" or "idiot" I prefer to insult with:

"You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee!" OR "You minion, are too saucy."

NAMES I AM PROUD TO HOLD:

Nerdfighter (DFTBA)

Browncoat

Whovian

Potterhead

Half-Blood

Mutant

Percabeth Shipper

FAVORITE SHIPS:

Percabeth (NUMBER ONE ALWAYS.)

Fax

Fourtris

Iggella

ElizabethMr.Darcy

Thalico

Lazel

Jasper

Drapple

Hanny

Romione

John Green The Yeti

HazelAugustus (TFIOS)

Jily

FAVORITE BOOKS AND BOOK SERIES:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Heroes of Olympus

Kane Chronicles

Pride and Prejudice

Harry Potter

An Abundance of Katherines

The Faults in Our Stars

Maximum Ride

Left Behind Series

Divergent Trilogy

FAVORITE TV SERIES:

Doctor Who

Firefly

Switched at Birth

Survivor

NCIS

Falling Skies

Spongebob

Cake Boss

America’s Next Top Model

FAVORITE AUTHORS:

John Green

Rick Riordan (RYE-OR-DIN)

Jane Austen

Veronica Roth

J.K Rowling

(Did I mention John Green?)

Tim LaHaye

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Orange and white.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My Mom. When she said I could have her last two mini Snickers. That's love.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Reading Harry Potter. Eating Spaghettios.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Ghiradhelli Salt Caramel and Milk Chocolate bar.

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No way, and I never will. Ever.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Wait, what time are you going to be home?" But my Mother had already hung up. :( So I still don't know.

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Neopolitan. Or as I like to call it: Neo-politician. By having three flavors it brings in multiple opinions in an attempt to blend, but in the end results in nothing but discord and favoritism.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water.

10, Do you like your wallet?

Oh yes. It has a space in it where I can place my phone and use it through the clear plastic. That's cool.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

The sunflower seed in my mouth right now.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yes! (I hate shopping.) But I had to buy some new sneakers and sports shorts for my camp.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Hockey. A couple weeks ago.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Popcorn with Parmesan cheese on it. Or kettle corn.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My buddy, Conor.

16, Ever go camping?

Nope, but I hope to.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Yes.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Not on Sunday (Saturday), but I'm a regular attendee.

19, Do you have a tan?

I wish. I'm super pale. But once I start swimming, I'll get my tan back.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Depends on the pizza. And the chinese food.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

If at all possible, yes.

22, What did your last text message say?

Hold on, lemme check... "I told you. I have camp till four. I would probably miss most of it, It's fine if you can't change it. I mean, I'd love to come, but camp goes till four. Soz." My friend invited me to a Doctor Who party but it's at four, and he was trying to see if he could change the time.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

The exact same thing as I'm doing now. Reading FanFiction, reading Harry Potter, reading "1984," laying in bed, drinking water and eating sunflower seeds.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A picture of myself as a young child.

26, What color is your watch?

Don't have one.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

KANGAROOOOOOOOSSSS.

28, What is your birthstone?

Emerald.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I don't usually eat fast food. But on the rare occasion when I do: drive thru.

30, What is your favorite number?

24 OR 127

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My Mom.

32, Any plans today?

...nope.

33, How many states have you lived in?

Only two. :)

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

That I have nothing to do today.

35, Last song listened to?

Drink With Me - Les Mis

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yeah, it takes a bit of concentration though.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yeah, no.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

I don't really have a favorite pair. I guess my converse.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Not currently, no.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Maybe, but it's not likely.

41, Do you love anyone?

Lots of people. But not in a romantic way.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No, and I have never hated anyone.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

YEP.

46, What color is your car?i

Don't has one.

47, Do you like cats?

Not really.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Well NOW I am. I'm thinking about thinking about myself.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No. I've been to the Six Flags White Water park thing.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Um...I have a scar on my hip from a virus I had.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"...ears. It was their final, most essential command. His heart..." - "1984"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A picture of me and my best friend.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who - Journey to the Centre of the Tardis

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:27

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:19 - Close enough. :)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My phone playing "Master of the House" - Les Mis, and the air conditioning.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, coming home from bible study.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Harry Potter (the book, sadly, not the actual person)

9. What are you wearing?

Shorts and a t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

Yep, but I can't remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?

Just now, at the song I'm listening to.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters, pictures, stickers, picture frames, a calendar, certificates, etc.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Well...my fish ate its own poop. And then spit it out. That's pretty weird.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's...quizzy?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A car, a house for my family, tithe, give to charity, a bunch of chocolate, stuff from the dollar store, presents for my friends, then save the rest.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a unicorn pillow pet.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would disperse money more evenly.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes!

20. George Bush:

Blech.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Miriam

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I feel like I've answered this before.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah, but if I did it would be an English speaking nation.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

'Well done, good and faithful servant, enter thou into the joy of the Lord.'

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.

1. Fred Weasley

2. Ginny

3. Tonks

4. Hermione

5. Harry Potter

6. Bill

7. McGonagall

8. Voldemort

9. Angelina Johnson

10. Ron Weasley

11. Snape

12. Luna Lovegood

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Bill/Snape - Um...no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hermione? I think the actress who plays her is extremely attractive, yes. But not in a creepy way.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Luna got Voldemort pregnant? That would be one messed up kid.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not off the top of my head.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bill and Ginny. That's sick.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Harry/Ron OR Harry/Angelina - Duh, Harry/Angelina

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If McGonagall walked in on Ginny and Luna? She'd probably scream and tell them to get out. Then pretend she never saw anything.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Tonks/Ron - Tonks and Ron share a heartfelt talk about being the odd one out. And Ron realizes he's not as alone as he thought.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Fred/Voldemort - I sure hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Voldemort/Luna Lovegood - Yeah...my mind isn't creative enough for that.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

The Show - Lenka (Luna)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Fred/Bill/Luna - WARNING: Nargles and explosives involved

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Harry Potter - The last one I read...

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Fred and McGonagall are in a happy relationship until Mcgonagall runs off with Hermione. Fred, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Luna, then follows the wise advise of Harry and finds true love with Tonks.

Oh gosh. Someone would have to be very messed up to write this. This is all so wrong. But Fred and Tonks could be a thing, I guess.

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Tonks and McGonagall - No.

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

Angelina probably would throw a party if Snape died.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?

Bill, Tonks, Angelina, or Ron? Well Tonks is already in it, but I think all of them would be willing. Ron would be up there definitely.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Ginny, Harry, Voldemort, or Luna. Well Voldemort, duh. None of the others though.

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

Bill and Angelina or Ginny and Hermione? I can see Bill/Angelina working out. But the other one...no.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

Tonks, Bill, or McGonagall - Probably Tonks, then Bill.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

Bill, Angelina, or Snape - Probably Angelina.

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

Fred, Hermione, Bill, Voldemort, or Snape. Probably Fred, although Bill would be a very very very very close second.

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Harry and Angelina. "When Ginny dies, Angelina and Harry have a chat about what could have been." Friendship fic.

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Ginny/Voldemort - Horror or tragedy: It could be about the time Ginny was in the Chamber of Secrets.

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Fred kill Ginny or Angelina kill Harry. Neither, but in the worst situation possible, the second. Only because I don't know if Fred could ever kill his baby sister.

26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?

Bill, Angelina, or Tonks? All three of them.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?

Hermione, Bill, or Ron? I guess Romione could have a lot of kids.

28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Bill or Angelina? Definitely Angelina.

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?
Fred, Harry, Bill, or Luna. HARRY POTTER. I would adopt that poor baby in a second.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

Voldemort? I guess the, "Who is the msot likely to become a death eater?" question.

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Not obessed, but I really love it.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

I guess?

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yep.

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

No.

Read All The Books?

Almost!

What Do You Think Of JKR?

Good plot ideas, writing is okay.

Favorites

Weasley?

Fred! Or Bill.

Character, Overall?

Harry or Sirius

Female character

Luna Lovegood or Ginny

Male Charcter?

Sirius

Group Of Characters?

The Golden Trio

Adult?

Molly Weasley

Professor?

Remus

Ship?

Remus/Tonks

Spell?

Wingardium Leviosa

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs (I love chocolate!)

Place?

The Burrow

Weasley Twin?

How can someone say one is better than the other?

Product?

Extendable Ears

Shop?

WWW

Least Favorites

Weasley?

I'd guess Percy

Character, Overall?

Lucius Malfoy

Female?

Umbridge

Male?

Lucius Malfoy

Adult?

Lucius Malfoy. How many times do I have to say it?

Student?

Marietta Edgecomb.

Spell?

Avada Kedvra

Book?

Probably GoF

Ship?

Anything that's not canon.

Sweet?

I think BBEVB

Death Eater?

Bellatrix

Shop?

Any shop in Knockturn Alley.

Place?

Knockturn Alley

Professor?

Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Yippie!

Harry/Hermione?

Blech.

Harry/Ginny?

Yay!

Harry/Luna?

No.

Harry/Pansy?

Please don't make me sick.

Ron/Lavander?

Gets sick*

Ron/Luna?

Absolutely no.

Ron/Pansy?

Seriously?

Ron/Fleur?

Uh, she's already married.

Hermione/Krum?

No!

Hermione/Draco?

That's just plain gross.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

No.

James/Lily?

Yes! One of the best couples ever!

Lily/Snape?

In another life.

Lily/Sirius?

Are you serious?

Lily/Lupin?

No way.

Tonks/Lupin?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Draco/Pansy?

Not really.

Fred/Angelina?

Maybe, if Fred hadn't died.

Bill/Fleur?

Yeah, they're perfect for each other.

Harry/Cho?

Only Ginny for Harry.

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry.

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione.

Neville or Seamus?

Neville.

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred or George?

Both of them. How many times do I have to say that?

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Neither of them.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Neither of them.

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

ButterBeer.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Hogsmeade.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Witch Weekly, the Daily Prophet isn't very truthful.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Rita Skeeter

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Ravenclaw.

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

No.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Yes.

A Movie?

Nope. I've only seen three though.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

No.

Been To A Fansite?

Yes.

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yes.

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Nah, it's not really my thing.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Refer to above.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

All my theories came true.

What was it?

Ex. "What if Harry is a horcrux?"

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

Not really.

Did it/ Does it work?

Sort of.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

No.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

No.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

No.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Yeah.

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

No. Potters always go for the red-heads.

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Yes.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Yes.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Yes.

What site?

This one.

Do you write fanfiction?

Yes.

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Yeah.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

No.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Non...

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

What's that?

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

No.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

I've never been compared to one, but I get Hermione on the personality quizzes.

Do You Agree With This?

Yep.

What Are They?

Huh?

Do you object to being Called By them?

No.

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Yep!

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Yep!

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

It's not really an inside joke, but whenever someone says, 'Are you serious?" My friend and I will say, "More Sirius than black."

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Some.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Yeah.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

You bet I do.

Have you re-read the books?

Yes.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

No.

Have You Had An RP Party?

No.

Do You Want To?

Not really.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

I've seen it...

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No.

Do You Want To?

No.

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

No.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

I guess so.

Are You Going To Write One?

No.

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

Yes!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

No, I don't think anything can be more annoying than her, except perhaps Lockhart.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY:

“Love is a commitment, not a feeling.”

“The heart cleaves to the conclusions it comes to on its own.”

“It’s easy to live life on borrowed convictions.”

“Love takes no pleasure in other peoples sins.”

“Adieu! Tis’ loves last greeting. The parting hour is come! And fast thy soul is fleeting, to seek its starry home.”

“Look at the wildflowers. They offer their beauty willingly and gladly, yet there is no one to appreciate them.”

“I feel a TARDIS tantrum coming on.”

“Livin’ like Larry!”

“Not everyone can be with the most beautiful girl in the world. What men must choose, is the girk who makes his world beautiful.”

“Go the extra mile, it’s never crowded.”

“Twenty seconds of insane courage and I promise you, something amazing will come out of it.”

“You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”

“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”

“That's the thing about pain...it demands to be felt.”

“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.”

“What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.”

“The marks humans leave are too often scars.”

“Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.”

“What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?”

“Some people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them," I said.

“Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That's what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.”

“That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.”

“Grief does not change you. It reveals you.”

“The world is not a wish-granting factory.”

“I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.”

“It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.”

“You don't remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.”

“If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all.”

“Maybe there's something you're afraid to say, or someone you're afraid to love, or somewhere you're afraid to go. It's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt because it matters.”

“When did we see each other face-to-face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I saw into yours. Before that, we were just looking at ideas of each other, like looking at your window shade but never seeing inside. But once the vessel cracks, the light can get in. The light can get out.”

“Here's to all the places we went. And all the places we'll go. And here's to me, whispering again and again and again and again: iloveyou”

“It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined.”

“There's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.”

“That's who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”

“If people could see me the way I see myself - if they could live in my memories - would anyone love me?”

“Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.”

“Our fearlessness shall be our secret weapon.”

“Forever is composed of nows.”

A Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says free pony ride

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time Ipretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Spell out your N-A-M-E to see what it means!

My name means: A: hot M: makes dating fun E: Has gorgeous eyes L: smile to die for I: loves to laugh and smile A: hot (DOUBLE HOT.)

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

25 THINGS (PLUS 1) I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

Whats the last book you read?

The Kill Order

What's on your T.V right now?

I'm not watching TV, but if it was on, it would be hockey.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

I said, "Yes, ma'am" to my Mom. See what a good girl I am?

Where are you?

Sitting on my bed.

What's your personality like?

Clumsy, happy, enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness, positive, artistic, friendly, fangirl...y.

What was the last thing you thought?

My answer to this question.

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Fred and George from Harry Potter. And then Fred's death. And now I feel depressed.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Pay any debt or bills for my family, buy a small house besides ours for me to live in. Paint a room white with flowers, (inside the house.) Give money to charity.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My alarm clock.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Sunflower seeds and water!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Some assorted letters to make words that I'm writing right now.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

"The Sittuin turned to face her. Their expressions grave."

What's it like being you?

...what's it like being you?

What are your thoughts on writing?

Thoughts do not take physical form, therefore I have not placed any thoughts on writing lately.

How tall are you?

5'4...and three quarters

What book are you currently reading?

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Sirius is gonna die in a few chapters. :( And everything goes downhill from there.

What music are you listening to?

The radio.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

FaceBook.

What was the last thing you cooked?

Well...I put some canned soup in a bowl in the microwave an hour ago. Is that cooking?

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Cream

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Not a clue.

Ketchup or Mustard?

Mustard all the way.

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

Four Fanfiction tabs. Sticky notes. Skype.

What is the weather like?

Springy. But humid.

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

NOPE.

Anything else?

I love being a daughter of the most high God. :)

What's your favorite article of clothing?

Does my white parasol count as clothing? If not, I have a strapless denim dress that zips up the front that I'm crazy about.

Who is the most special person to you?

My Mom. Or my two best friends.

Scariest moment of your life?

When my step-dad was almost killed.

One word that would best describe you?

Joyful

What is your favorite month?

May. Or maybe June.

What's your favorite number?

24! It's wonderful. Or 127.

What does your user name mean?

I tried to think of something poetic.

What is your favorite Disney movie?

The Lion King.

What made you smile today?

My fishies swimming around their bowl.

Last thing you said out loud?

"Ow."

Lailest rainbow you saw?

Two days ago, in the fountain outside my house. HOW DO I REMEMBER THAT???

Do you want a haircut?

Nah.

Have you ever been in a fight?

...no. Only a battle of wits.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rose. Miriam. Yocheved. Juliet.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Travis. Jake. Benjamin. David. Luke. Austin.

If you could be any book character, who would you be

Annabeth Chase: Because I'd get to date Percy. Or Maximum Ride: Because I'd get to date Fang AND fly. DOUBLE WIN.

NAME TIME!!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ameizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Red Possum

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Miriam Tete Lours (AWESOMENESS)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Jacamwex (AGAIN

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Red Lemonade

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mcoeltr

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Swelen

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Beatrice

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Lemon Explosion

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Red Peg Leg

Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO:

When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about.

you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out.

You have read the preview of the last olympian at least five times.

You think you are a demigod

when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo

you have actually sworn on the river Styx

you have tried to explain greek mythology to small children.

you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient greece.

you blame Hermes when your computer crashes

you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians.

you say things like " oh my gods" or "go to tartarus"

You think you know who your olympian parent is. Athena Girl.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Annabeth Chase

2. Tyson

3. Echo

4. Percy Jackson

5. Leo

6. Piper

7. Thalia

8. Reyna

9. Coach Hedge

10. Jason

11. Nico

12. Aphrodite

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Piper/Nico - ...no. Just no.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HECK FREAKIN YES I DO!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Aphrodite got Reyna pregnant? Besides the fact that that's impossible, it's really nasty.

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Huh. Actually I can't.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Piper/Tyson - NO.

6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?

Leo/Coach Hedge OR Leo/Jason - NEITHER.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Thalia walked in on Tyson and Aphrodite kissing? I think she would be very very disturbed.

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Annabeth/Reyna fluff? Someone would have to be seriously messed up to write that.

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Thalia/Aphrodite hurt and comfort? Aphrodite could comfort Thalia after she has a break down about Luke. And for once finally gives some good advice. HOly geez. I need to write that. It would be called, "Letting Go Of What Never Was."

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

No friends. :(

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Not any of my friends, no.

12) Would anyone one your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Tyson/Percy/Leo - I sincerely hope no one, especially on my friends list, EVER writes that.

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Reyna? Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfield (That would be so sad.)

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Annabeth/Piper/Aphrodite - ...I can't even comprehend that.

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Recently. :)

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Thalia and Annabeth are in a happy relationship until Thalia dumps Annabeth for Coach Hedge. Annabeth, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Nico, has an unhappy break up with Aphrodite then follows the advise of Leo (never follow Leo's advice, this is what happens) and finds true love with Echo...

This idea needs to be burned.

17) What title would you give this fic?

Never Take Advice from the Repair Boy

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8 Dont use any punctuation NEVER

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

NERD QUOTES:

“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.”

“Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.”

“It was nice - in the dark and the quiet... and her eyes looking back, like there was something in me worth seeing.”

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”