Yeah, so I'm not giving out my real name on the INTERNET. I'm not that stupid. So, a few things about me: I love, love, love, LOVE Percy Jackson and the Olympians! It's my favorite series! I also like Heist Society, Hunger Games, Monk (TV show), Psych (also a TV show), and the Avengers (my favorite is Iron Man).

My favorite pairings are:

PJO: Percabeth, Lazel, Chrisse, and I'm don't really mind Jasper, Jenya, Thalico, or Thaluke.

Heist Society: Kat/Hale

HG: Katniss/Gale (sorry, I just think they're super cute :D )

Monk: Sharona/Randy, Monk/Trudy, Stottlemeyer/T.K.

Psych: Shawn/Juliet

Avengers: Pepper/Tony, Thor/Jane, Steve/Peggy (even though she's sort of not in the Avengers...and neither is Jane...)

Pairings I HATE (Mostly from PJO): Perlypso, Perachel, Frazel (they're cute and all, but I love Lazel), and Lenya. Here is my little Lenya rant: Guys, seriously?! Leo and Renya haven't even had a single conversation! What makes you think they both secretly love each other and will get married? Sorry to break it to you, but that will probably never happen. There's still a chance, but Rick probably would've hinted at it in MOA. No offense to any of you Lenya shippers, but it's probably one of the worst ships in PJO. I hate it, but I'm trying not to offend you. I'm just making myself clear.

I also love chocolate (who doesn't?!) a Brazilian soda called Guarana (I think that's how you spell it...), and all the Disney princess films (my favorite is Cinderella).

Percy Jackson pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember Hazel

Whenever I see something gold

I promise to remember Frank

Whenever I see a boy with a lady who is old

I promise to remember Octavian

Whenever I see a teddy bear

I promise to remember Reyna

Whenever I see someone who is always fair

I promise to remember Jason

Whenever I see someone on a missing list

I promise to remember Leo

Whenever I'm aboard a ship

I promise to remember Piper

Whenever I see a dove

I promise to remember Percabeth

Whenever I'm in love

I promise to remember The Stoll Brothers

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working with metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events .

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience)

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. when the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that your a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you swear that Percy is real and lives in New York no matter how much you friends say it isn’t true.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

you look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

you try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. (well then i would shriek everytime i saw myself ])

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book=) (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=)

You call yourself a demigod=)

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)

You've called someone you know a satyr.=)

You name your pet fish Clovis

Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...) =)

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=)

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT

You relate aHigh School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun). credits to natzzcheshiree

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name =) (i called my sisters friends Thalia and Annabeth. their names are stathia and annabelle)

you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth" =)*

you try to talk to horses =)*

you try to summon the dead =)*

you try to summon lightning =)*

you try to breathe underwater =)*

you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement =)*

you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)*

you add blue food coloring to Coke and drink it, like Percy’s.

you put McDonald’s happy meals and coke into a pit and try to summon the dead.

After reading the finale page of Son of Neptune, you throw the book against the wall in angst

Green is your new favorite color.

You wish everyday, that you were a demigod

You curse all the writers on fanfiction who stop writing half way through the story

You pretend to have powers by doing exagerated hand gestures

you want Travis and Connor Stoll and Leo to be your best friends

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus. Or Jason.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe).
Annabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends (and now also his girlfriend [PERCABETH!!]) and the official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. The trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we CAN'T WAIT FOR. (and protests that Percy is a son of POSEIDON not NEPTUNE)
Olympus. Home of the gods, saved by the demigods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoë's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO, Percy, Annabeth, Silena, Beckendorf . . .
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke- shhh, don't tell him I said that!)

Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy (for those of you who don't know, it's Leo).
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times (and helped Percy out too . . . kinda).

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform).
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO ("What did they do? What have they do to my city?" -Percy, The Last Olympian)
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance ('The brave, beautiful Persephone was going to get me out of this. She shrugged indifferently. "Fine. What's for breakfast? I'm starving."' -The Last Olympian)
Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

Things Percy Jackson has taught Me

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. (YEAH, GO PERCY!)

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. (MRS. O'LEARY!!!)

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. (GO TWELVE YEAR OLDS!!! AND SILVER!!!!!! XD)

Math teachers really are evil. (FINALLY!! PROOF!!!)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. (I knew this before Percy Jackson! Fact. Of. Life.)

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. (EVER. Or at least get him to try it first. And remember while he’s down to snap your fingers and say: Ergo.)

Sometimes fatal flaws can be good.

Burritos make deadly projectiles.

Pigs really do fly.

If you ever meet a homeless man at a train station named Fred, don’t let him read you his poetry.

Never underestimate a blonde girl.

Being a hero requires sacrifice.

When the sun starts rising later, Apollo is being lazy.

Enchiladas make satyrs run faster.

Never accept a gift from a Stoll brother.

Names have power.

Being outnumbered doesn't matter.

You can't run away from your fears forever.

Everyone has a fatal flaw.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Everyone has problems.

You can find friends in the oddest of places.

Friends are always there for you.

You’re going to be okay.

Sometimes, it takes guys (Or girls) years to take a hint.

Your family could be way worse.

Sometimes, the bad guys aren't as bad as you think.

Life Goes On.

"Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was.

Why Annabeth freaks out if she doesn’t bring a pen to school:

Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No m No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= Alone
Al Depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death

You say vampires, I sayDEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

Normal People vs. PJO Fans

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won’t go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE:say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS:say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE:think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS:know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE:when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS:when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE:get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS:yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE:would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS:would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don’t have this on their profile
PJO FANS:MUST have this on their profile!

Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

…Michael Yew, who risked his life to stop the enemy

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

PERCY JACKSON PROPHECIES

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse nust one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand--
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days;
Olympus, to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

LOST HERO PROPHECY:

Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
Thegiants' revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

THE SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY

To the north, beyond the gods,
lies the legoins crown.
Falling from ice,
the son of Neptune shall drown-
(a whole bunch of ghosts-H.L.)

OTHER SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY (Given by Mars/Ares)

Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.

THE MARK OF ATHENA (as far as we know)

Wisdom's daughter walks alone,
the Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in CampHalf-Blood, where would it be?

The sword fighting arena.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Travis Stoll.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Thalia, Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and everyone else!!!!

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Octavian

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

The Last Olympian.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

EVERYONE.

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Athena

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Talk to him. Duh, I’m not an idiot.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Percy and Annabeth.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Annabeth. She’d probably build a hotel on the island and find enough fresh water and food for 100 years.

11. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

PercyxAnnabeth

12. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

I high-five Poseidon and Hades. Then I get mad at Zeus for almost killing Percy when he flew on the plane.

13. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Reading Percy Jackson. My life. Not that exiting.

14. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Travis Stoll: Come on guys, we have a store to raid--I mean visit.

15. Favorite Percy Moment?

" Now if she had invented pizza. That I could understand."

16. Favorite Nico Moment?

Nico: You’re a son of Poseidon?

Percy: Yeah.

Nico: So can you surf really well?

17. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Hermes interrupting Apollo’s haiku because Apollo is horrible at haikus.

18. Favorite Grover Moment?

When he was playing a song on his reed pipes and the plants were strangling his legs because it was so horrible.

19. Favorite Random Moment?

Grover: The dam snack bar?

Zoe: Yes. What is wrong?

Grover: Nothing. I could use some dam French fries.

Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom

Zoe: I do not understand.

Grover: I need to use the dam water fountain.

Thalia: And...I want to buy a dam T-shirt!

Percy: Laugh.

All except Zoe: laugh.

20. Favorite Annabeth Moment

Annabeth: Spider! Spp-spp-spider! Ahh!

classmate: hey, can i borrow a pen?percy: yeah, sure. -hands them riptide without thinking-classmate: thanks! -begins to uncap riptide-percy: no probl -percy: -notices riptide and snatches riptide away-percy: -puts new pen in classmate's hand-classmate:percy:classmate:percy:classmate:percy:this pen writes better.

The infamous really-lost-pizza-delivery-guy once delivered a pizza to the home of Paul and sally blofis. He took one look at the teenager at the door, dropped the pizza, and ran. When sally asked what all the commotion was about, Percy said, “he let us have it on the house,” and left it at that.

Person: Why won't you stop referencing Percy Jackson in all our conversations?

Me: Because I'm your friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?

25 (of many) Reasons to Love Rick Riordan

1: He originally wrote the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series to help one person in his family, but ended up helping millions of people worldwide.2: He writes almost two books per year.3: He frequently Tweets updates.4: His favorite television show is Doctor Who.5: Fan age range = very young - very old.6: His huge Brazilian fan base.7: He's funny as schist. (if you're a fan, you get it)8: He feels as if he is still teaching, just with a Hades of a lot more students.9: You now have an excuse to ask for the key to the 600th floor of the EmpireStateBuilding.10: Learns nickname is Uncle Rick? Adores it.11: You learn more from his books than you do in school.12: Uncle Rick. RSquared. Ricky. Tio Rick. RR. Double R. Our King.13: His facial expressions. Have you seen the gifs?14: He's from San Antonio and can portray New York pride with ease.15: His favorite ship is the Argo II.16: The pen is not just mightier than the sword, 'tis the sword.17: Percy. Freaking. Jackson.18: Two words: Love. Triangles.19: One more word: Cliffhangers.20: Kid doesn't like reading? Still reads Rick Riordan books.21: Blue food exists.22: His taste in music. Is. Flawless.23: He's romantic. (*cough, cough* Son of Neptune dedication to his wife, Becky)24: His love for his sons.25: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace, Nico di Angelo, the Stolls, Silena, Beckendorf, and Blackjack.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
All of them cause it's AWSOME!!

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?
I don't choose favorites or least favorites cause I don't wanna die...

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?

Favorite is all of them. It’s not possible to have a least favorite.

This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?
PERCABETH!!! Who ever thought of Lukabeth? They're like SIBLINGS!!

Annabeth or Rachel?

I like both of them... yea liking Rachel and Annabeth isn't wrong, I mean Rachel turned out really cool :)

Thalia or Luke?

Thalia!! Cause she is AWSOME!! and Luke is...Luke...

Riptide or Backbiter?
Riptide because its Percy's and Backbiter is just...violent? The fact that it can also kill mortals, i guess...

Wisdom or the Sea?

Sea, because then I will never get attacked by a shark!

True or False (opinion based)

Percabeth?
True! One billion trillion times true!

Prachel?
False! Rachel is cool, Percy is cool too but both mixed together... NOT COOL!!

I have read all of the books in less than 2 hours.

Well, no.. That kinda impossible cause i stop every time there's a Percabeth moment... DANG IT I SOUND LIKE AN APHRODITE GIRL!!!

I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.

TRUE!!

How would you feel if Annabeth dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Thats not possible cause she's like my older sister...

First off, she’s clever and isn’t afraid to tell Percy he’s being an idiot.

Annabeth can and will fight her own battles, even though she has no extra demigod abilities we know of so far. She wouldn’t rely on anyone else to protect her - she even took a knife for Percy. She knows her priorities. Even though it hurts, she ditches Percy in MoA to go on her quest to unite the two sides because she puts the mission before her own feelings. She doesn’t whinge or moan excessively about the fact she had a tough childhood or has torn feelings over Luke.Annabeth isn’t perfect. By far. She does some mean things, and she treats Rachel like crap when they first meet without even giving her a chance. But then she realises how wrong she was, and she’s sorry, and they become good friends. That’s probably one of my favourite aspects of her character.She accepts her shortcomings wholeheartedly. She knows she isn’t perfect and doesn’t try to be.But I think most of all, my favourite thing is Annabeth is never “Percy’s love interest” in the sense that their relationship defines her character or existence. She’s been given development of her own right, inside and outside the relationship itself, and even if they did break up she’d still be Annabeth Chase, no matter what. She even says it herself - “I’m nobody’s sidekick.” She’s a strong, independent girl who can cope fine without anyone there to save her, and she’s got the guts to put everyone else before her and admit to wrongdoings. And this is why she’s awesome.

Yeah, you can sort of tell I'm obsessed with Percy Jackson...