She was in too much pain to realize that the impact caused her to detransform. The crowd stared in shock. Many gasped. Some screamed. Alya's phone clattered to the ground. Tikki cried. And Chat's expression had never looked more horrified. "...Marinette?"

in which Percy and Annabeth are models, there are lots of milkshakes and Aphrodite is sort of awesome. Percabeth, AU. One-shot.

It's too far out of her way and she's wasting so much money, but Lily can't help but return to the bookstore every weekend, where her passion for good literature has, perhaps, been unexpectedly reignited by the messy-haired, pun-making, rather handsome bloke who works there.

The heartwarming Christmas tale of Lily Evans and James Potter - two plucky kids who hated one other, until the day they really, really didn't. AU.

"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"

Euphemia Potter is the unequivocal boss of everyone, including and most especially her son, and if the sweet, bright-eyed redhead who frequents her coffee shop doesn't know that yet, she's about to find out.

Modern Era AU. When Lily Evans seeks assistance from James Potter to avoid the attentions of a suitor who just won't take no for an answer, she accidentally lands them both on the front page of every gossip magazine in Britain. She should have thought about that before pretending to be the girlfriend of a famous athlete.

Getting hit by akuma is not usually this delightful. Or bright. Or completely eye-opening.

One wild summer night in France, seventeen-year-olds Lily Evans and James Potter meet for the first time and share a kiss. Both under the impression that the other is a Muggle, they never expect to meet again. So what happens when Lily, a Beauxbatons student, transfers into Hogwarts and they find each other again?

For Marinette, her good luck has just run out. For Adrien, things go horribly wrong. In the blink of an eye, everything has changed - his friend Marinette is akumatized, Ladybug is nowhere to be found, and Papillon looms behind it all. The two heroes have to fight for themselves, but it's hard when they're on opposite ends of the battlefield.

How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.

In which Chloé Bourgeois is alarmingly talented at creating akumas and Marinette is pushed too far. Cover by the wonderful 'youturntowatchmyback' on tumblr.

The one in which relationships are tested and boundaries are broken. You cannot have the one without the other. A slow burn fic as Ladybug and Chat Noir learn about themselves and each other.

As the school year progresses Adrien discovers that Marinette makes everyone a birthday present...everyone but him. Why was he being left out?

Marinette is excited when Adrien invites her and their friends on a weekend trip to the great outdoors. Once there though, the trip takes a surprising turn when the pair discovers that there's only one bed and Marinette is paired up with Adrien as roommates. (Adrienette)

In which Plagg is insistent on calling Marinette Dupain-Cheng Adrien's girlfriend...and Adrien is just in denial.

Adrien has fallen head over heels in love with Romeo and Juliet and wants to play out the balcony scene but it's one o'clock in the morning and Marinette isn't playing ball.

Adrien gets a new mode of transportation, and the shenanigans that follow are something neither he nor Marinette could have foreseen.

Marinette and Adrien had known it was going to be news. They were both high-profile figures, famous in their own right. He was a desired model starting up an acting career. She was the head of a company bigger than she knew what to do with. But she hadn't realized it was going to be this much news. Adrinette in the future. Linked drabbles and teeth-rotting fluff.

Keith can pull off a downward spiral. It's the kind of maneuver he does in his sleep. / Keith backstory, Voltron: Legendary Defender-verse. Oneshot.

A study of Marinette, told through the clothes given over the years by those who know her, those who love her, and those who seek to understand her.

One night while on patrol, Adrien notices flour in Ladybug's hair. When Marinette complains about the flour from her dad's bakery the next day at school, he starts to get suspicious. (aka "The Flour Reveal Fic")

Set immediately after the events of The Deathly Hallows. After the war, Harry and Hermione find themselves in a strange predicament, and unable to fully get away from it. They have to accept what has happened, and find a solution to their problem. However, neither may want to in the end.

It's not the place, Adrien realizes, but the people. The smells, the warmth, the laughter. The fact that they pat at the empty spot as if he'd always been there. As if they'd always been waiting for him. [gen, mild Adrienette, Adrien-centric]

Chat Noir confesses his feelings to Ladybug and asks her to share her secret identity with him. Marinette attends to unfinished business before giving him her answer.

When Ladybug gets her hair chopped off by an akumatized victim, Adrien starts to grow suspicious because Marinette shows up to school the next day with the exact same haircut. ― Chat Noir/Ladybug (OR: The Haircut Reveal Fic)

Three chapters. Complete. Hermione finds herself in a spot of bother and has to discuss her new situation with her parents. But things aren't all they seem with her partner either. Rated T for language innuendo. Ace safe. In the Look my Way Side-verse.

"Frank," Hazel begins. He doesn't move, but his ear twitches to show he's heard. "Are — are you stuck?" Frank meows sadly, and once again she takes it as a yes. Times when Frank gets stuck in an animal form are few and far between, having only been becoming fewer as time goes by, but it does happen, every so often. And now, Hazel has a wounded, feline Frank on her hands.

It seemed that EVERYONE had a nickname for Marinette! Everyone except for Adrien! What was he even supposed to do about that kind of thing? How did he fix it? What kind of nickname could he even give her?

You can learn a lot of things about someone during a thunderstorm. Sometimes even more than you bargained for. (A post-Jackady Ladrien/Adrinette one-shot)

Of all the things Marinette had expected to happen. It was not this. Out of everything thing that could have happened when someone spotted Tikki, she hadn't expected her Kwami to MEOW. And she knew there was only one little creature to blame.

Ladybug and Chat Noir invite each other to their weddings. It does not go quite as planned. ONE-SHOT

On her way home one night, Marinette spots Chat Noir leaping across rooftops and decides to transform and follow him. Little does she know her partner is more of a hopeless romantic than she thought. (Warning: Gratuitous Fluff)

The school has organized a masquerade ball. Everyone arrives in their self-made designs, but Marinette can't help it and wonders. Adrien with a mask... He looks like... Chat?

When a freak accident sends Marinette into critical condition, the only thing she can think about is Chat Noir. Someone had to tell him. Otherwise, he'd never know what had happened to her-why his lady had never returned. And, as it just so happens, Adrien is there with her near the end, so she decides that he can take the message to Chat just as well as anyone. No character death

If A likes B and B is C, then A likes C...right? Wrong. / Adrien and Marinette slowly start putting two and two together. Oneshot.

Prompt: Lily gets flak for dating James and gets sucked in to the belief that he's better off without her. She tells him she doesn't love him anymore, and after a while, she manages to make him believe the lie.

"Annabeth tears her ACL the first game of the season junior year. She doesn't even do anything wrong – she jumps to make a header that directs the ball further up the field and then she collapses. It's like one moment she's standing, and the next her knee is buckling as she falls to the ground." (Or, other ways to say "I love you" - Human AU).

"Jackson!" she spoke without thinking. "You're Jeopardy Jackson's dad?" Percy blinked in surprise. "That's what you call her?"/ Or the one in which Percy Jackson is a single dad, Annabeth Chase is his daughter's kindergarten teacher and they are both very obviously crushing on each other.

gogo swears she's not in love with tadashi. until one day she is.

They run into each other at the county fair, and it's been a while. This is a story about coming to terms with the end of senior year, rekindling old friendships through study sessions, getting philosophical on Ferris wheels, and falling in love of the midst of it all. AU.

A story of constants and how heart-wrenching the possibility of change is. Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks (at last).

All things considered, Annabeth figured she did an okay job as a young mother. Percy/Annabeth, Oneshot

Lily Evans is planning on seeing the New Year in alone, then just getting through the rest of the year with as few problems as possible. Unfortunately for Lily Evans, very little in her life is that simple. Still, what difference can a year make? 1977 through the eyes of L & J. Cover art by Viria. All Harry Potter characters, places etc are the property of JK Rowling.

After having been wrongly imprisoned for three years, Percy is finally released, but he's not the same. To add to the trouble, it looks as if Kronos is on the move again. Post TLO with a different ending to the war

A collection of Zarter one-shots; these are just for when I'm bored, so don't expect regular updates. Twenty-six: Valentine's Day! (and announcements)

Lily Evans is NOT happy when she finds out who the new Head Boy is. But why is he acting so… mature? Amidst crazy teachers, shooting stars and snowball fights, Lily discovers that sometimes what we want least in life is exactly what we need most.

"It means I'm done. It means I'm free. It means I'll live." Katniss makes it through her last Reaping. AU. Katniss/Peeta, Katniss/Gale.

Nico's just a boy with a heart bigger than anyone's has a right to be. Percy/Annabeth/Nico. Spoilers for House of Hades.

The night they die is a Saturday, and not a soul sees the light leave their eyes.

Seven years later, Jason still can't forget the feelings of shame, confusion and self-hatred emanating from the boy. (One sided Percico, JasonxNicoxPiper friendship, implied Percabeth, one-shot, HoH spoilers!)

"The first time Annabeth really sees Percy's underpants, they're a light blue pair of boxers thrown across the floor of his cabin." Percabeth oneshot fic. Spoilers for The Singer of Apollo, but none for House of Hades.

In which Percy and Annabeth grow up together, and everything's fine. AU.

In which Jason lives a secret double life and Reyna gets infinite entertainment out of it. And then some... Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

There's something about sick days with Percy that makes Annabeth forget about how uncomfortable it is to actually be sick. / Or, Percy is a dork, Annabeth is miserable, and nobody can decide on a TV show. K plus for mild language.

Three times that Annabeth is prematurely called Mrs. Jackson and one time that it's long overdue.

Because let's not delude ourselves, here- girls like Drew just don't get ahead.

Piper loves Jason. Everything else is secondary.

After suffering a serious injury at the hands of his mother, Peeta begins treatment with Mrs Everdeen. When Katniss is asked to help with his treatment things take an unexpected turn. AU set in District 12.

He's a foot taller than her now but he'll always be her baby. :: Mother's Day tribute piece for Sally

AU. Perlia. He refuses to live in a world where she ceases to be a part of it. So he makes a bargain with a tyrant of a queen and gives up everything. Phoenix Awards Cup of Tea #3 Winner: Picture Prompt.

Annabeth's wish list was not a list of toys or books or anything like that. No, it was her wish list for the perfect Christmas, only she had never checked off a single item. That is, until a certain green-eyed, black haired boy was determined to give Annabeth Chase the perfect Christmas. Percabeth. Christmas style One shot.

A series of instances in which Lily Evans said yes to James Potter. L/J. One-shot.

One year after coming back from the wardrobe, the children are called to a different land and the quest to destroy a dark Ring. Narnia/LOTR crossover. Now Completed.

"It's not the normal dark - no, that'd be too easy. It's the soul consuming, death cowering, monster fleeing, dark." Post MoA drabble.

The 2,000 reviews reedited version! Rewritten for awesomeness. See A/N at the end of this story for more details. I hope everyone enjoys the real Mark of Athena when it comes out on Tuesday. Happy reading :)

In which Jason is a painter and Piper has kaleidoscope eyes. They fall in love, but with different things.

He sits out on the fire escape quietly and she whispers horrible stories to the wind. They carry, whip his hair around his eyes, punch him in the temple, and set his tear ducts to flood. AU one-shot.

Leo, Piper and origami dinosaurs.

Forget all your theories and what you read so far in fictions. These are the events that will really occur in the Mark of Athena.

Unable to sleep, Korra wanders for some food, but eavesdrops on Bolin. Who is he talking to?

After the Equalist attack on the Probending Arena, Korra takes Mako & Bolin back to Air Temple Island while Tenzin continues to work with Lin and the police. On the Island, Korra & the brothers discuss their future plans, & their growing friendship.

Set after the second titan war, Percy's life underwent a drastic change. And for that matter, he found himself weaving a tangled web of misery, despair, betrayal, horror and death. He felt betrayed by camp so he left. Full summary inside and on my bio.

Circe is a witch, but we are warriors. You are a daughter of Bellona, and the fight is in your blood.

Clove does not love Cato. / Cato&Clove. Oneshot.

This is the story of how the Hawthorne family puts Johanna back together again. Or maybe it's the other way around. Post MJ.

In which there is a boy, and a girl, and Death. Well- me, more precisely. /Or, An Instruction Manual On Letting Go. Nominated for Best Oneshot at the Phoenix Awards.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.

During the war, Kronos takes Annabeth hostage to get the best of Percy. Her curiosity and attraction towards Luke's body lands her in a deadly situation with the Titan Lord.

Because running down to the store to get his pregnant wife some ice cream was something Leo Valdez certainly didn't plan on doing at 3 in the morning. oneshot. Piper/Leo

Everybody knew that Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase loved each other. They had almost died for each other too many times for it to be not obvious. It was just that they realized it at different times.

-"On the night I felt that thing again, the hunger that overtook me on the beach, I know this would have happened anyway." Mockingjay pg. 388 expansion.

They woke up tangled together and both of them kept their eyes closed, Katniss pretending that the hair on her cheek was gold, and Finnick tried to convince himself that the hand resting over his heart wasn't that of a huntress.

Leo runs ahead without thinking because he's not used to having anyone to leave behind. And he wishes Percy and Jason would understand- it's okay if he does dangerous things to save other people, because the world wouldn't miss him as much.

The longer Percy and Annabeth are best friends, the more she begins to think about him… that way. Little bit of hot romance, nothing explicit for young readers.

A funny, bittersweet story about two teen-agers who happen to be falling madly, wonderfully, totally in love . . . each with the wrong person.

She's sixteen years old and she thinks her heart skips a beat whenever Percy says her name. percy/annabeth; percabeth; oneshot; snapshot style.

Some were claimed, others were forgotten. Some discovered a purpose, other were left to clench there fist and grind their teeth. Will we be forgotten in cabin eleven by our Godly parents? Nominated for the Veritas awards. Third place for the third prompt.

Seventh year wasn't quite turning out as planned. Lily Evans had always hoped she'd be Head Girl someday, but she never thought she'd be working with James Potter, and she certainly never thought she'd find herself falling for the mischievous young man.

Leo glanced over at Jason, feeling hurt and wondering a little why he should still defend him. But he could forgive him, even if a part of him didn't want to, because that's what friends did. Bromance.

Jason and Annabeth share an unexpectedly candid conversation about the swap. Post-TLH

"All right, fine. Tell me what it would take for you to go out with me." "A miracle." L/J one-shot

Because Lily Evans is most definitely not boring, and James Potter is most definitely a complete idiot.

Rebuilding after a war. Johanna/Gale. Mostly Johanna.

Annabeth wonders whether Percy ever loved her at all.

"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.

An exploration of Foxface. District Five Project, Tribute, Surviving Girl, Living Girl, Dead Girl.

Like a bad penny, the Minotaur comes around again every couple of years. Five events in Percy's life interrupted by the Minotaur. Percy/Annabeth.

Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.

You try not to blush as her fingers find their way to yours. Piper&Leo.

6 months into their relationship, Percy and Annabeth have reached the phase where they just can't keep their hands off each other, and they need to find a place to release this passion without getting caught. No lemon but still rated M. Percabeth.

It turns out finding someone and getting them back are two completely different problems. Spoilers for The Lost Hero.

For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.

Lily Evans has always detested the very sight of James Potter & up until fifth year James thought he felt the same way. But circumstances arise that begin to make James look twice at his so-called enemy… & now he can’t seem to get her out of his mind

Repost::If you asked Lily Evans what she thought of James Potter, she wouldn't have much to say. Prince Charming? Not quite. What she's been looking for? Not a chance. The man of her dreams? Not in a million years. Exactly what she needs? Undeniably so.

Percy/Annabeth, oneshot. They had just wanted a moment alone together. But it ended up going down in Camp Half-Blood history.

Annabeth Chase was sure she was in a serious relationship. As it turns out, she's not. Because she hasn't had the Click. Percabeth.

A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.

When Percy begins to doubt the worth of his life, a strange goddess takes him on a journey through an alternate world: one without him in it. In this life, Annabeth is pregnant with Luke's child, and the gods have crumpled under Kronos' thumb. Sort of AU.

"'Some young man wanted me to give you this, sweetie.' She took the rose and admired its perfection. 'It's lovely. It's a shame, though. My favorite flowers are lilies.'" He gave her lilies the next week. AU. Post-Hogwarts fic. Obviously HHr.

Oneshot, NicoAnnabeth & Percabeth/ She goes to his room whenever she's tired and eventually, after a lot of arguing with himself and tons of self-loathing, he'll climb in next to her and try to convince himself this isn't the worst type of betrayal.

Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.

It's Percy's sixth birthday and Gabe is at his worst. Sally has to bear the brunt of her husband's wrath. Again. Rated for language.

Lily Evans wants to take a nap, but a certain handsome Quidditch player is already occupying the couch. OneShot!

Nakedness isn't only about removing your clothes. Annabeth is an open book, if Percy can learn how to read her. Percy/Annabeth, set post series, warnings for spoilers.

James reconsiders his views on mistletoe during the annual game of Christmas Eve Drunken Poker. LJoneshot.

LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?

she started to like this James. This James was interesting. This James demanded more than a mutually superficial relationship. This James drew her attention." Lily falls for James - One shot.

A backwards love story. Percy/Annabeth.

For a moment they only breathed, looking at each other. There was resent in his eyes and in hers. And then he said angrily, “I was in love with you and you know it.” James/Lily.

Love can keep the son of the sea god up all night. Percy/Nico

One that will eventually get Lily to fall madly in love with James Potter. One that we, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, have personally designed. It is foolproof... we hope. James/Lily.

During a weekend at the Jackson house, Nico comes out to Percy. Unrequited PercyNico.

He was supposed to be the hero. Luke, and how far from the path he strayed.

LJ: "Somehow, it went from being an aching nothing to an overwhelming amount of this, and she realises that when it comes to him, nothing can ever be a healthy medium, especially not the way she feels." Read and review?

Love was not something that she equated with happiness." A short story concerning the growth of love in a heart of logic, and what happened to get it there. Percabeth. Small TLO spoilers.

In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.

Their story only stops to start all over again. And this one’s told in 50 sentences—Percy, Annabeth. Percabeth.

Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.

This is just the kind of thing that happens when life decides to punish you.

Discovering yourself, who you are, through a story you never knew. After the battle and the struggle is done with, the happily ever after no one expected. Future Fic, mild Percy/Annabeth.

Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

Maybe it's the stifling summer heat that makes her take his hand, but she's always wanted to shock people. He's one way of doing that. Lily, James, and the moment that changed everything.

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

It didn't take long for the logical side of her to ascertain her location. She was, after all, a daughter of Athena. She was in his bed. Devoid of a few choice articles of clothing. Di immortales.

The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Valentine's Day special. Extra fluffy Percabeth future fic... please read and review!

Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...

An eighth grader ponders on the apparent normalcy of her crush. Random Drabble by an OC on Percy. Oneshot. Double warning. It's Random. It's a Drabble.

In 7th year, Lily finds her thoughts in disorder and feelings toward a particular Gryffindor student whirling dizzyingly around in her mind. It all started at the end of Lily’s 6th year where an unexpected conversation brings to light new information.

AU. [ postDH ] 'Patronuses are affected by the ones you love.' One stag, two does, three people entwined. What will they do now?

She didn’t know why she was here, to be entirely honest. Lily and James get lost in some rosebushes. LJ [oneshot]

It was the little things she took notice of in the beginning, how her stomach seemed to clench when she saw him talking to other girls, how she blushed slightly whenever he paid her a compliment. Then, she knew she was doomed. Oneshot. LilyJames.

A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot

Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily

Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...

The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE

Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...

James Potter comes to the conclusion that the only logical reason Lily Evans is constantly on his mind, and the main study of his doodles during class, is because he has been clearly poisoned by the girl. Oneshot.

James Potter's lost shirts have been found, but where is the redhaired perpetrator? [oneshot LJ. Sequel to Oy, Dormitory!]

A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot

If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]

Lily is in love with her bestfriend's boyfriend. In her typical, sarcastic manner, she tries to figure out a way to confess her love. Without losing her bloody mind. Again. [rewrite]

A typical Harry and Ginny in love.

Professor Flitwick finds Lily Evans and James Potter in a rather unwanted arrangement and is overcome with a serious case of S.S.S. [oneshot]

LJ, one shot. Both Lily and James are taking Defence Against the Dark Arts. Both Lily and James need a textbook. Problem is, there's one copy left.

[“Real heroes are forgotten.”] She comes to his grave every December, and mourns the passing of the only hero she ever knew. [rewrite]

A one shot about James Potter's passion for Lily Evans and why he feels that the best thing he can do for her is let her slip away. It's a companion piece to Deconstruct, A Memoir--hopefully this will clear up fifth year! :) RR.

OotP spoiler. Sixth year; HH ship; Fluff. When Harry and Hermione have to sneak back to the common room way past curfew, they come up against more obstacles than they might've counted for.

You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.

An innocent walk to the common room is the trigger for a reassessment of feelings, as Lily Evans begins to realise that there is more to her maddening suitor Potter than meets the eye.

James Potter has just started his sixth year at Hogwarts. He's looking forward to exploring the school, playing Quidditch, and causing as much trouble as humanly (or inhumanly) possible. But Lily Evans might be more trouble than he's bargained for...

Lily talks to Snuffles, Snuffles talks to James, Lily talks to Severus, & James gets embarrassed. A fluffy little thing. Complete! Pre-OotP!

James and Lily are anxiously expecting the new baby, but Sirius doesn't quite echo their excitement. What does a guy have to do to become a godfather around here? Complete, subject to later revisions. PG for mild language.