![]() Author has written 22 stories for Inuyasha, Shugo Chara!, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Kuroshitsuji. A LONG LAST I HAVE RETURNED Story In Progress Amu Againist Tadase- ON HOLD A New Life For The Inu Tachi-UP FOR ADOPTION The Third Wheel-ON HOLD Love Found at Ouran Academy Welcome to the Forbidden World The Mystery Girl and The Dark Side of the Moon-On VesLuvsAnime Profile Completed Stories 5 Years After The Fedual Era A Life After the Fedual Era Happy Birthday Kagome Kagome's Destiny Kagome's Real Reason in the Fedual Era Love and Hate Murderous Stalker Near Death Experience and Love Discovered Sk8ter Boy Tea's New Love Life The Head Maid and The Butler The Vampire Demon and The Hanyou Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, AnimeRomanceFreak1990, Rangurren, kanna37,xxoikilluoxx, Name: christine ( call me christy) & Amanda. ( just Mandy) Fave manga: Inuyasha Ouran Highschool Host Cub Black Butler Fruits Basket Yugioh Chobits Wallflower Bleach Girls Bravo Shugo Chara Sailormoon Favorite games Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time The Sims 3 The Sims 2 Sims Soical (on fb) fave things to do: i love to draw manga(still learning) watch anime read fanfictions playin with friends RPG watch youtube fave songs: bring me to life/( dont know how to spell her name) far away/nickleback with you/ AAA( final act ending for inuyasha) fave inuyasha couples: InyXkag MirXSang SessXRin KogXAye RinXKohaku RinXShippou Kanna/Shippo Kagome/Inutashio Naraku/Kagome Kagome/Sesshomaru Kagome/Bankostu Favorite Shugo Chara Amu/Ikuto Kukai/Utau Kairi/Yaya Tadase/Amu Neghiko/ Rima Least fave inuyasha couples: KikXInu SessXKik NarakuXKik Kog/Kik actually i dont like any couples with Kikyo shes a shank who flirts with Naraku and Inuyasha I am a true kikyo hater, i think shes just in the way between Inuyasha and Kagome Some other reasons i hate kikyo: 1. shes walking clay 2. she trys to kill inuyasha and kagome 3. She lives... why cant she drop dead! 4. she takes innocent woman soul for her own selfishness(gross) 5. She just sucks peroid ( no offence kikyo fans) 6. only alive for inuyasha death 7. she stole kagomes shikon shards and gave them to naraku 8. she didnt even thank kagome for saving her 9. shows up everytime inuyasha and kagome get close in their relationship 10. she TOO DAMN clam 11. she shows no emotion 12. she wanted inuyasha to turn into a human for her own greed 13. Sh kissed Inuyasha in front of Kagome 14. She showed up and interuppted Inuyasha and Kagome If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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Favorite Crossover Couples Kagome/Kyoya (Inu and OHSHC) Kagome/Ikuto (Inu/Shugo Chara) Kagome/Link (Inu/Legend of Zelda) Inuyasha/Haurhi ( Inu/OHSHC) Kagome/Mori (Inu/OHSHC) Kyoya/Rin (Inu/OHSHC) Kagome/Hikaru (Inu/OHSHC) Kagome/Koaru (Inu/OHSHC) Kagome/Atem (Inu/Yugioh) Kagome/Seto (Inu/Yugioh) Ways to annoy Miroku: 1) Tell him Sango's pregnant, then have him talk to her. Watch reaction. 2)Tell him you're pregnant, with his kid, knock him out, and act crazy! 3)Tell him one of his gay fans wants to talk to him in the next room. Shove him into dark room with horny dog. 4)Tell him Naraku's dead. Run when Naraku shows up. 5)Tell him you want to tell him something, pretend to faint. When you "wake up" say you remembered. Faint again. Repeat until you can't anymore 6)Get alot of his sutras. Write stupid stuff on them in english. Tell him they're very powerful, watch pretty lights. 7)Make one of your friends flirt with him in front of Sango, watch him get hit repeatedly. 8)Get him drunk, wait until next month. Tell him you're pregnant and it's his. When he asks when it happened explain he was drunk the month before and he agreed to it. 9)Bribe Inuyasha to flirt with him. Wait a day. Make Inu flirt. Wait another day, pretend everything's normal. Next day make Inu say he said "I love you" to him. Watch reaction. (i dont think this will work...BUT it sounds like something from the mind of this author who doesn't know how to use symbols) 10)Gather every girl who's ever promised to bear his child. Line them up and charge 5 dollars. Take money and let them have their fun. *evil grin* ways to annoy Sesshomaru: 1) Call him any of these nicknames: Fluffy, Sesshy, Ice prince (AN: Get it, prince not king), Man Whore 2)Pet the furry thing on his shoulder 3)Hug him and say hes the nicest person you've ever met 4)Tell him Rin's dead inside the closet. when he runs in lock the door 5)Steal Tenseiga and ask if you can have it, when he says no take it anyway 6)Say Inuyasha is better 7)Hell, say anyones better and he'll kill ya! 8)Ask if he's gay, when he says no ask if hes sure, when he says yes ask again. Repeat. 9)Tell him Jaken loves him. Run. 10)Tell him hes the sweetest most kind hearted person ever. Run!!! Ways to annoy Kouga: 1) Tell him Kagome and Inuyasha belong together! 2) Ask when he's going back to Ayame. (I do this every day...) 3) Call him wolfie, flea-bitten, mangy, or cute. (He thinks of cute as a "childish term") 4) Ask when wolves become adults, when he gives you the age, saying he's an adult. Call him a child and laugh. 5) Tease him cause I have my own wolf tribe and he don't! (he's over it, I swear!) 6) If your a guy, ask if he's gay, when he says no ask why he's kissing your ass! 7) Act dead, when he cries over you wake up laughing at his tears. He's worse than Inuyasha when he's caught crying. 8) Tell him to keep it down at night. He'll know what you're talking about, even if you don't =P 9) Ask what (your word of choice) means, when he explains ask what another word means, read words out of the dictionary to define 10) Get potatoes. Name them after every character in the series, draw faces on them, etc. The Koga one peel it, boil it, eat it in front of him. When he asks why say "It just didn't belong..." Ways to annoy Inuyasha: 1) Let Naraku borrow the jewel shards 2) When Inuyasha has the jewel back together, break it again 3) Ask him why he likes a dead girl 4) Put hot sauce into his ramen when he's not looking 5) Tell him Kagome was kissing some wolf 6) Tell him Kagome was kissing Miroku 7) Dye his Fire Rat robe pink 8) Dye his hair pink 9) Let Sesshomaru borrow Tetsusaiga 10) Tell him you want to touch his ears. When he says no gasp and point behind him, when he turns around, touch his ears 11) Bluntly ask him how is his sex life with Kagome 12) Do the above when Kagome's riding on his back, OR trying to froce his robes open to bandage him...RUN LIKE A FUCKIN' NINJA!!!! 13) tell him Kagome's in danger while she's in the shower. Watch the Funnyness...OR do that in the Spring time and put a "Do Not Desturbe" sig on the door... Ways to annoy Naraku: 1) Tell him there are jewel shards in the closet. When he goes into it, lock him in. 2) Cut off his tentacles. RUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! 3) Ask him out for Kikyo. 4) Tell him Inuyasha's a better fighter 5) Tell him Sesshomaru's hotter 6) (This really pisses him off) Tell him you'd rather fuck Kikyo than look at him. Walk away. 7) Giggle whenever he comes around 8) Call him gay 9) Steal the jewel and give it to Inuyasha 10) Throw Kikyo to him yelling "Catch!" This kills Kikyo and annoys the hell out of Naraku. Ways it annoy Totosai 1) Tell him he can't forge swords 2) Run in panicking. When he asks what's wrong tell him Tetsusaiga broke again. Wait till he leaves. Laugh. When he comes back run. 3) Take his 3 eyed cow for a joy ride. 4) Tell him Tenseiga just killed someone 5) Make him listen to Barney *shudders* 6) Pour water on him 7) Ask him to forge a sword that kills, heals, saves lives, controls elements, (Im going to stop rether than boring you to death.) 8) Ask where babies come from 9) Say your pregnant from one of his swords. 10) Call him gay, and ask if he's been raped by Sesshomaru lately. (If Sesshy shows up, run!) Ways to annoy Jaken: 1) Call him toad 2) Give him carrots until he's orange, if that's even possible... 3) Ask to hear the story about Inuyasha. While he tells it correct him every few sentences, even if he's right. 4) Ask him why Sesshomaru likes Rin better 5) Ask him why he loves Sesshomaru 6) Tell Sesshomaru Jaken called him Fluffy. Watch Jaken run. You might want popcorn. 7) Say something to piss him off, cook eggs on his head. 8) Put him in a blonde wig and a pink dress. 9) Tell Sesshomaru Jaken called Rin a pest. Watch as glare melts Jaken. 10) Tell him his lord is an asshole. Ways to annoy Kikyo 1) Call her clay pot 2) Call her zombie 3) Say Inuyasha and Kagome belong together 4) Cry to Inuyasha Kikyo killed Kagome. Watch wind scar kill her again, and again, and again...Why won't she die?! 5) Tell her her boyfriend's coming out of the closet. When she asks who you're talking about say the boogieman! 6) Hook her up with Naraku 7) Hook her up with Jaken 8) Lock her in closet with tons of mad Kikyo haters 9) Call war on her 10) Call her a whore! Ways to annoy Kagura: 1) Tell her she's so kind hearted...wait, no heart...HAHA! 2) Tell her Sesshoumaru's gay! 3) Tell her Naraku loves her 4) Ask when she had Akago (LOL!) 5) Ask how she came to be. When she starts, chase after random butterfly. 6) Tell her some Kikyo haters want her support. 7) Tell her Naraku haters want her support. When she arrives at either place, lock her up with Kagura haters! 8) Tell her to just give up and allow Naraku to control her 9) Tell her Kouga wants her 10) Tell her Sesshoumaru asked her out through you, watch her go talk to Sesshy Oo WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them" When You Dial A Mental Hospital Ring...Ring... Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. Things To Do On An Elevator: 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand 60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!! 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it... quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in "Who want to be a millionaire" style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." Normal people Vs Inuyasha Fans. Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist. Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama! Normal people: Don't believe in time travel. Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well. Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword. Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves. Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin) Normal people: Don't care about the moon. Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P ) Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky. Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan! Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon. Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon! Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means. Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!) Normal people: Say that money is power. Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...) Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick. Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway) Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon. Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage. Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly. Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties! Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over. Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru. Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome. Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii. Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!! OO Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad OoO My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless child Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. abuse, MAKE IT STOP! OoO 15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart 1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf 2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one. 3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price 4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices" 5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!" 6-start a fish stick fight 7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!" 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!" 9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do 10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him) 11-attempt to fly off a high shelf 12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store 13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line 14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section 15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8.. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. OoO 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervales. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in house wares" ... and see what happens... 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and yell: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror as you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me, pick me!" 14. When an announcement comes on over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream: "No! No! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting foom and shut the door and wait awhile and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle while shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!” My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Chris And I am three, Today my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! end of the really sad story OoO If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. Sarah's peom My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Please stop children abuse it just another step of losing someone for the future |