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Joined 09-20-14, id: 6130803, Profile Updated: 03-23-16
Author has written 21 stories for Total Drama series, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Steven Universe.

So, a lot has changed sense I first made my account (and my profile), so I decided it was well past time to update it. If your reading this, that means I finally got around to it.

About Me

I'm just your average 15 year old girl trying to follow her dreams, and survive high school. I want to be a cartoon creator. I would tell you more about my cartoon, but its the internet. If I put the plot up here someone might find it and steal it. (not that I think I'm that popular or that my plot is that good, but I'm not going to risk anything).

I love cartoons, and I love writing. I'm also lucky to have an amazing best friend who supports me and encourages me to follow my dreams, and will be there for me when I do a bunch of stupid stuff. (I'm talking about you Madison. One day, we will finish the title of that book. Don't look out the window!). Don't worry, unless your her you weren't mean to understand what's in the parenthesis (if you did I'll give you a cookie).

Yeah, I'm a creator, I'm a dreamer, and I'm a dork. I was going to finish that sentence with something inspirational, but I couldn't think of anything. Now I'm going to answer some questions and give you guys some information about my actual account.


What is you name?

I'm not telling you. you should have been able to figure that out from my screen name. However, my alias/shortened name is My, and from there I've adapted the full name of "Maya" for SYOC's and things, but my name is (primarily) My.

What is your favorite show?

It changes so much. Not like, every week frequently but I'm usually on a kick for anywhere from a few months to a couple years. Currently I'm in love with the show "Steven Universe". It's such an amazing show, very beautifully written. Rebecca Sugar is actually my main inspiration.

What fandoms do you write/have written for?

As of right now,

Steven Universe

Ed Edd n Eddy

Total Drama

(I will update/add more as I write more)

When do you update?

Ok, I am literally the hiatus monster, but I am trying to get better. If I wait too long to update something, just spam my inbox with complaints to remind me. I'm hoping to develop a more consistent schedule this summer.

What stories are your continuing?

Unless the story is marked as "Complete", I'm still working on it. See, what I lack in consistency, I make up for in dedication. Even if it takes months, I will come back to a story.

Do you take requests?

Yes I do. My only requirements if your making a request are:

It has to be for a fandom I know about (it doesn't have to be one I've already written for, so ask me if your not sure). But if I say no because I don't know the fandom, don't get upset,

No main character OC's. I'm not going to write a story about an OC being paired with a main character. OC's aren't meant to be main characters unless its an SYOC or something like that. If you want to see how to properly use an OC, Read my story "Trespassing, Dream Smashing and Cookies". Blair is not a main character and is not part of the main plot, but a supporting character. Plus, stories that are mainly about OC's are usually never good because most OC's are just glorified versions of their creators and are hardly ever interesting enough to carry a whole plot about. Sorry.

What pairings do you write?

Lots. If you request it, I'll probably do it (so long as the request follows the rules above). But here are my OTP's from each fandom.

Pearlnet (Pearl x Garnet) [Steven Universe]

? (Double D (Edd) x Eddy) [Ed Edd n Eddy]

Noco (Noah x Cody) [Total Drama]


Well, those are all the questions I could think of. PM me if you have any more questions. Until then,

- My

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Random Chatting mark 2 by Therandomer5000 reviews
The turtles and I are back! R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,172 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
The Love Fairy's Apprentice by Cypher DS reviews
When Tiffany accidentally injures a fairy from Sky Garden it's up to the resourceful cheerleader to take up the job of bringing love to the loveless. Tiffany has always kept work and play at a fine balance but can she maintain a professional distance when her best friends show up on her client list? Rated for Audrey's mouth and Kyu's innuendo. [Part I of the TrioPop Series]
HuniePop - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,328 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Audrey, Kyu S., Nikki aM., Tiffany M. - Complete
Foreverly by KovatePrivalski97 reviews
If you got here waiting for another supposedly romantic story with trashy humor and cheap sexually explicit scenes, please, don't even start reading. Thank you. Insert-sarcastic-remark-here, Noah. / Post-series. Cover by Ringo-Tensai.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,567 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Noah
April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 304,982 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
Pearlnet (dot) net by Potential Violet reviews
(Collaboration with MyNameDontMatter) When the other Crystal Gems upset Pearl in a massive way, Steven's solution is as simple as it is crazy. She needs some love, so he (with 'help' from Amethyst) enters the world of online dating to find it for her. But what if the one she needs has been there all along?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/23/2015 - [Garnet, Pearl] Amethyst, Steven U.
A quest to save my portal by Therandomer5000 reviews
If you've read Random chatting you'll know what this is about. R&R xx
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Donatello - Complete
Random chatting with the turtles by Therandomer5000 reviews
Just chapters of me and the turtles chatting. It's very random.. better than it sounds! R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,632 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
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One Shot Requests Plus an interactive Roleplay? reviews
Submit to me ideas of oneshots you want me to write and tell me your opinions of my interactive roleplay idea (which is more explained in the document itself)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/30/2017
Alone reviews
Just a short Pearl drabble I wrote when I was dealing with my feelings. Short so you wont waste too much time reading it. Basically Amethyst gets a boyfriend and Pearl is feeling lonely/jealous/depressed.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Pearl - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War reviews
A Homeworld Civil war breaks out and Jasper and Peridot end up on opposite sides of the battlefield. However during an invasion of one of the bases, the two meet and are too overcome with sexual tension to hold back. Rated M for Language and Sexual themes.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2016 - [Peridot, Jasper] - Complete
Staircase reviews
A little drabble about the antics of two of our favorite Ed's between football practice (Rated T for language).
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Made of Love, Feeling Lonely reviews
She is exactly what I need, what I want. The perfect compliment to the fusion of souls Sapphire and Ruby created. Because if there's one thing I know Steven and Connie learned from being fused, is that just because your technically not alone, doesn't mean you can't feel lonely.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [Garnet, Pearl]
Mikes Journal reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Mike after he left TDROTI? Well, lots of craziness. Join Mike as he goes through the crazy adventure that is his life. One things for sure. Life is never boring when there's 5 of you! Rated T because Mike has some messed up personalities that get him into very messed up situations. *I'm marking as complete for now,message me if you have any ideas for it
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Cameron, Mike, Zoey - Complete
How Afraid I Am To Love You reviews
Written during the night Ruby and Sapphire spent in the cave after running away from homeworld. Mostly a monologue about how I imagine Ruby was feeling. Rated T for extreme feels about love and fear.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Ruby, Sapphire] - Complete
Give You What You Like reviews
This is some one sided Pearl/Rose based on the song "Give You What You Like" Warning: It's a bit dark,
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
Noco OTP Prompts reviews
So yeah, Im making a bunch of Noco one shots based off of prompts I found on Tumbler. Its a bit more explained in the first chapter. New: Chapter 6, Mood Rings of Trouble Note: I'm marking as complete for now but if you have any prompts you want me to use pm me or leave a review.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete
Pearlnet (dot) net reviews
(Collaboration with Potential Violet). When the other Crystal Gems upset Pearl in a massive way, Steven's solution is as simple as it is crazy. She needs some love, so he (with 'help' from Amethyst) enters the world or online dating to find it for her. But what if the one she needs has been there all along?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Pearl, Garnet] Amethyst, Steven U.
A Shoulder To Cry On reviews
A oneshot monologue where about what Courtney does after she finds out Duncan cheated on her in an AU where Duncan cheated on her with Heather instead of Gwen. (basically an excuse so I could write Gwen comforting Courtney.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Gwen, Courtney - Complete
Cracked reviews
A bit of a drabble about what happens when Pearl finally just cant take it anymore. Could possibly turn into a multichap. Warning: Could be (and probably is) triggering
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Pearl - Complete
Procrastination Complications reviews
How Noah's procrastination on his homework leads to a bit of a complicated situation with Cody. Noco.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Noah, Cody] - Complete
Midnight Musings reviews
On the car ride home from his brothers trailer, Eddy has some time to think about things. (Set directly after the big picture show) Edd (Double D) x Eddy (Also, this is the longest document I've written so far. :) )
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Edd, Eddy] - Complete
It Matters To Me reviews
Anne Maria is feeling a little neglected by Lightning, so she decided she needs to remind him what he's got. (Lightning/Anne Maria) Based off the song "It Matters To Me" by Faith Hill. Request fic for UltimateWarriorFan4Ever (Due to saving matters this is my third time writing the summary. *sigh*)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Anne Maria, Lightning] - Complete
It's My Language Arts Teachers' fault! reviews
I decided to write a story using my vocab words to help me study for a test last week, and somehow that lead to a story about Noco, phsyco Trent, Phsyco Sierra, Phsyco/normal Izzy, and somehow ended with Phsyco Cody. If you want to know how the hell I did that, read on.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Cody, Izzy, Noah, Trent - Complete
Trespassing, Dream Smashing, and Cookies
"Hey guys, wheres Cody?" "Don't know don't care" "Come on guys we have to go get him!" What starts out as an innocent party turns into an adventure of angsty chaos.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Misery Loves Company and Company Fights Misery
While Cody's out doing some sad and alone drinking while pondering how quickly his life went downhill, he finds he's not the only one with life problems.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Cody, Noah - Complete
How World Tour Was Created
Just a funny dialogue based on a few rumors and jokes made about some of the aspects of World Tour. If the jokes themselves doesn't make you laugh, the lack of intelligence and horrible grammar from Rob, Phil and Joe will!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sierra, Alejandro, OC - Complete
I will always come back reviews
Alejandro is left to ponder the events of the TDWT finale, when Heather decides to show up.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
True Love Never Dies reviews
I don't think you need to know much other than its Noco and a Day of the Dead fic. (more is explained inside) Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Cody, Noah] - Complete