![]() Author has written 16 stories for Bleach, Warriors, Inuyasha, Fairy Tail, Darker than BLACK, Itsuwaribito/いつわりびと・空, Naruto, and One Piece. Hello! I'm Acain Keyrose and would like to tell you a few things about me. I'm a girl and love almost all things anime and manga, though I like other things, too. I like to read and write, am aspiring to become an author, and like things that are funny with a lot of romance- but I read tons of other things as well! I read a lot of books, play a lot of games, and watch a lot of shows (Anime and otherwise), and I'm not too picky with what I like and what I don't. Also, while I do have a few couples I'm set on, I can be easily persuaded to like others if the writing and/or storyline is good enough. Suggestions of improvement or helpful pointers to mistakes are always welcome. Favorite Sayings When life gives you lemons, make apple juice out of it and let the world wonder how the hell you did it. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. We all stand on the edge of insanity, so it only takes one hard push to fall. Good is cute; Evil is sexy. Breaking the rules is bad; bending the rules is good. Don't mess with beavers. You don't win at life, you break even at best. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. Whatever floats your boat; just don't float it in front of me. (Or else I'll have to sink it.) Your nose runs on the treadmill of your face. Thou shalt not whine. Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh shit... she's awake." I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass. I have a highly developed sense of denial. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. It's possible to complain about anything. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work. Why is it called common sense if its so rare? Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. When angry, count to ten. When really angry, swear. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Don't knock on Death's door; ring his doorbell and run. He hates that. Silence is golden; duct tape is silver. One day your prince will come. Oh, mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too proud to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps! I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. It's always in the last place you look. Of course it is- why would you keep looking after you've found it? If you can't fix it with duct tape then you haven't used enough! I didn't lose my mind; I sold it on eBay. Duct tape is like the Force; it has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together. Don't mess with me; I've got a stick. Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Keep smiling; it makes them wonder what you're up to. I'm not saying you're stupid... I'm just implying it. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. When in doubt, push random buttons! There are three kinds of people; those who learn by reading, those who learn by observing, and those who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Flying is simple; you've just got to throw yourself at the ground and miss. All people have the right to stupidity, but some people abuse that privilege. The trouble with life is that there's no background music. Don't tick me off; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. In order to lose your mind you have to have one in the first place. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. Of course I talk to myself; I need a professional opinion. If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them. If you can't blackmail them, kill them. If you can't kill them, you're screwed. They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. People think its fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. The difference between genius and stupidity is: Genius has its limits. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more. You say I'm not cool, but cool is another word for cold, and if I'm not cold I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could, too, if you hit a bit harder. Toes aren't needed for balance; they're just helpful tools for finding items in the dark. Painfully. Whoever said that words never hurt have obviously never been hit by a dictionary. Nine of the ten voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided. Boys are like Slinkys; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Favorite Thing Ever Said In An Anime "Hero? No! We're pirates! I love heroes but I don't wanna be one! Do you know what heroes are? Say there is a chunk of meat. Pirates will have a banquet and eat it but heroes will share it with other people. I want all the meat!" - Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) (BEST. SPEECH. EVER.) Favorite Pairings Zoro/ Nami (One Piece) Grimmjow/ Orihime (Bleach) Ulquiorra/ Orihime (Bleach) Sesshomaru/ Kagome (Inuyasha) Naraku/ Kagome (Inuyasha) Laxus/ Lucy (Fairy Tail) Gajeel/ Levy (Fairy Tail) Ren/ Kyoko (Skip Beat) Itachi/ Hinata (Naruto) Sasuke/ Hinata (Naruto) Kisame/ Hinata (Naruto) Sai/ Ino (Naruto) Sora/ Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) Axel/ Xion (Kingdom Hearts) Percy Jackson/ Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series) Tigerstar/ Spottedleaf (Warriors Series) Tigerstar/ Cinderpelt (Warriors Series) Graystripe/ Cinderpelt (Warriors Series) Scourge/ Cinderpelt (Warriors Series) Graystripe/ Silverstream (Warriors Series) Hawkfrost/ Ivypool (Warriors Series) Fallen Leaves/ Hollyleaf (Warriors Series) Ashfur/ Hollyleaf (Warriors Series) Nibyo/ Neya (Itsuwaribito) Torchwick/ Ruby (RWBY) Jaune/ Pyrrha (RWBY) Adam/ Weiss (RWBY) Orland/ Aria (Rune Factory 2) Carlos/ Pia (Rune Factory 3) Dylas/ Frey (Rune Factory 4) Leon/ Frey (Rune Factory 4) Doug/ Frey (Rune Factory 4) Nick/ Kody (Chronicles Of Nick) Sandor/ Sansa (Game Of Thrones) Bill/ Mabel (Gravity Falls) Dipper/ Pacifica (Gravity Falls) Sans/ Frisk (Undertale) Stories I'm Working On: Encounter (Scourge/ Cinderpelt, Warriors) Green With Envy (Hinata/ Itachi, Naruto) Stories I Finished: Black and White Lily (Orihime, Ulqiorra, Bleach) Homeless (Kagome/ Sesshomaru, Inuyasha) A Lucky Encounter (Lucy/ Laxus, Fairy Tail) Doodle (Ichigo/ Orihime/ Tatsuki, Bleach) How Aizen Was Really Defeated (Gin/ Aizen, Bleach) Inuyasha Locator (Inuyasha/ Kagome, Inuyasha) Grumble (Hei/ Kirihara, Darker Than BLACK) Sprint (Aizen/ Gin, Bleach) Fun (Neya/ Nibyo, Itsuwaribito) How Would You Die? (StrawHats, One Piece) Mirror Image (Sasuke/ Itachi/ Kisame, Naruto) Tattoo (Neya/ Choza, Itsuwaribito) Sleeping Beauty (Nami/ Zoro, One Piece) Itachi's Day Off (Itachi/ Akatsuki, Naruto) Stories I Have Planned: Lily In The Country Of Hearts (OC/ Gray, Alice In The Country Of Hearts) The Optimistic Pessimist (OC/ OC, Attack On Titan) Cat Curses (Orihime/ Grimmjow, Bleach) Laundry Day (Gin/ Aizen/ Espada, Bleach) The Kitty Chronicles (Orihime/ Grimmjow/ Gin, Bleach) Winter Wonderland (Karin/ Toshiro, Bleach) Pending (Lucy/ Hibiki, Fairy Tail) An Alternate Ending (Kagome/ Inuyasha/ Bankotsu, Inuyasha) Chance (Kagome/ Naraku, Inuyasha) Double Fluff (Inuyasha/ Sesshomaru, Inuyasha) Dust (OC/ OC, Inuyasha) Falling For The Teacher (Kagome/ Sesshomaru, Inuyasha) Forbidden (Kagome/ Seshomaru, Inuyasha) Kidnapped (Kagome/ Bankotsu, Inuyasha) Priestess (OC/ Sesshomaru, Inuyasha) Raven Haired (Kagome/ Sesshomaru, Inuyasha) The Consequences Of A Revived Lord (Inuyasha/ Sesshomaru/ Inutaisho, Inuyasha) Discarded Possibilities (Akatsuki, Naruto) Flower Power (Team 8/ Akatsuki, Naruto) Interrogation (Tobi/ Akatsuki, Naruto) The Matchmaking Akatsuki (Akatsuki, Naruto) Doctor, Doctor (OC/ Law, One Piece) Chase (Ruby/ Torchwick, RWBY) Loyal (OC/ OC, RWBY) Toddling Along (Torchwick, RWBY) Yu Yu Beast (OC/ Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho) Making One Repent (OC/ Sephiroth, Final Fantasy 7) Strays (Sephiroth, Final Fantasy 7) Fateful Mishaps (OC/ Neil, Harvest Moon: A New Beginning) Of Tumbles And Stumbles (OC/ Gareth, Harvest Moon: Skytree Village) Heartless (OC/ Riku, Kingdom Hearts) Catch Of The Day (Pia/ Carlos, Rune Factory 3) Half-Blood (OC/ Zaid, Rune Factory 3) Help Or Hinder (Frey/ Dylas/ Leon, Rune Factory 4) My Tutor (Aria/ Orland, Rune Factory 2) One Wish (Frey/ Leon, Rune Factory 4) A Proposed Alliance (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Across Timelines (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Dust And Dark (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Enough Charades (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Give And Take (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Hearts Stolen, Souls Given (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) It's Soul Fun And Games (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Judge, Jury, And Executioner (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Promises On Stars (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Sansational (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Skeletons And Blackberry Bushes (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Skullking (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) Souls Split, Bones Fused (Frisk/ Sans, Undertale) The Extras (OC/ OC, Maximum Ride) Shadow (OC/ Sebastian, Mortal Instruments) Hades Borne (OC/ OC, Percy Jackson And The Olympians Series) A Curling Path (/, Warriors) A Unique Endeavor (OC/ OC, Warriors) Burning Cinders (Cinderpelt/ Firestar, Warriors) Diverted And Dazed (OC/ OC, Warriors) Fate Sucks (OC/ OC/ Spottedleaf/ Tigerstar, Warriors) Feeling Rosy (OC/ OC, Warriors) FireClan (OC/ OC, Warriors) Fire's Return (OC/ OC, Warriors) Flighty Delights (OC/ OC, Warriors) Forgotten (OC/ OC, Warriors) Four Clans (OC/ OC, Warriors) Frosted Pools (Ivypool/ Hawkfrost, Warriors) Ginger Ears (OC/ OC, Warriors) Gray As Cinders (Cinderpelt, Graystripe, Warriors) Hazel (OC/ OC, Warriors) Imperfection (OC/ OC, Warriors) In A Haze (OC/ OC, Warriors) Intertwined Clans (OC/ OC/ Cinderheart/ Lionblaze, Warriors) Medicine Cat (OC/ OC, Warriors) Mixed Spices (OC/ OC, Warriors) Motley (OC/ OC, Warriors) Nettles In A Storm (OC/ OC, Warriors) Of Blue And Green (OC/ OC, Warriors) Perfection (OC/ OC, Warriors) Pleasantly Diverted (Cinderpelt/ Tigerstar, Warriors) Raining Fire (OC/ OC, Warriors) Rainy Days (Hollyleaf/ Fallen Leaves, Warriors) Reborn (OC/ OC, Warriors) Regrets And Realization (Cinderpelt/ Tigerstar, Warriors) Rogues (OC/ OC, Warriors) Rusted Shadows (OC/ OC, Warriors) Scorched Poppy (OC/ OC, Warriors) Second And Final Chance (Ivypool/ Hawkfrost, Warriors) Shards Of Aspen (OC/ OC, Warriors) Silver Feathers (OC/ OC, Warriors) Six (OC/ OC, Warriors) Snap (Cinderpelt/ Tigerstar, Warriors) Storm Clouds (OC/ OC, Warriors) The Dark Forest Prophecy (OC/ OC, Warriors) The Daughter Of Scourge (OC/ Longtail/ Scourge, Warriors) Torn Wings (OC/ OC, Warriors) Unwittingly Romantic (Hollyleaf/ Ashfur, Warriors) Up In Smoke (OC/ OC, Warriors) Willowfern (OC/ OC, Warriors) A Winter Sky's Wraith (OC/ OC, Wings Of Fire) Sasuke Meets The Wolf (Sasuke/ Amaterasu/ Issun, Naruto/ Okami Crossover) Luffy And The Wolf (StrawHats/ Amatersu/ Issun, One Piece/ Okami Crossover) Yu Yu Okami (Amaterasu/ Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho/ Okami Crossover) I solemnly swear to finish every fanfiction I start, no matter how long it takes. I have many stories in mind (As you saw above) and I look forward to writing them and getting responses! Also, positive feedback makes me write faster. |