![]() Author has written 8 stories for Shugo Chara!, and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir. Instagram: donutsrlife Animal Jam: rosypaw36 I'm more of a reader than a writer, but when I do write, I see it through. I'm a teen, live in US, tall for my age, and I love cheese, donuts, anime, and video games! Anime I've watched: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (FMAB), Fullmetal Alchemist (FMA, yes it's a different series, FMAB is better though), Shugo Chara, Food Wars a.k.a Shoukugeki no Souma, InuYasha, Squid girl, Good luck girl, Yamada-kun and the seven witches, Yamada's first time, Kill la kill, Gurren Lagan, The devil is a part-timer, The virtuous planet of gargantia (Or something like that), Rosario Vampire, Noragami, Kotara-san, My little monster, Tokyo Ghoul, Heaven's lost property, Dororon Enma, Kashimashi Girl vs Girl, Sakurasou no Pet na Kanjyou (the girl pet of Sakurasou), He is my master, Black Butler, Death Note, KissxSis, One Punch Man, Love Live! School Idol Project, Love Live! Sunshine! School Idol Project, Boku no Piko (don't watch unless you want to ruin your life and be scarred, unless you already ruined your life and are scarred [like me, then go ahead), and Soul Eater. Ships I support: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood: Royai (RoyxRiza) all the way!! EdWin (EdwardxWinry) LingFan (LingxLanFan) AlMei (AlphonsexMei) Havecca (HavocxRebecca) Havust (HavocxLust) Red (RoyxEd) (It's hot) InuYasha: KagYasha (KagomexInuYasha) Mirogo (MirokuxSango) Ayaga (AyamexKoga) Kome (KogaxKagome) Kagmaru (KaguraxShesshomaru) Sessomarin (SesshomaruxRin) (So wrong yet so right XD) Shugo Chara: Amuto (AmuxIkuto) KaiYa (KairixYaya) KUtau (KukaixUtau) Rimahiko (RimaxNagihiko) Tadalu (TadasexLulu) Yama (RimaxYaya) Yoki (YoruxMiki) Raichi (RanxDaichi) Ria (RythemxDia) and a bunch of other ships from Anime, Cartoons, and MLP. THE ONE ANIME CHARACTER I HATE: Kikyo How you know you're addicted to Fanfiction: 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inappropriate times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. You talk with your fanfiction buddy about a fanfic then get over excited and other people have no idea what you're talking about and they stare at you like you're crazy... 3. You have a Fanfic Name and Your Fanfiction obsessed friends call you by that name... 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your FanFic profile! :) FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (I have no problem with gay people! I am not a hater!) FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!" FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. Female Comebacks: Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had people tell you your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip-flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed-door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (Yes I'm dense sometimes T_T) 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (Actually happens a lot -.-') 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on. 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it. 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (Yup, I'm always the awkward one) 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (Always happens to me -.-') 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (I do that most of the time xD) 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cut and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (I actually do this on a daily basis) 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. This is scary but pretty accurate... 1 Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow 2 What's your first initial? 3 What month were u born? 4 Which color do you like more, black or white? 5 Name one of your friends 6 Name a number 1-100 7 Do you like flying or driving more 8 Do you like lakes or oceans more Think of a wish, but don't write it...1 If you chose 1 If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love Black : You are conservative and aggressive Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down Yellow - You are a very happy person with alot to give 2 If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good 3 If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate 4 if you chose: Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do any thing for you, but you may not realize it 5 This person is your best friend 6 If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life More than 50, screw the world 7 If you chose: Flying - You like adventure Driving - You are a laid back person 8 if you chose: Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself You are very reserved but emotional Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people 9 This wish will come true only if you repost this. TRY TO READ THIS: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty if you can read this, put in your profile. MY DEFINITION OF HOMEWORK: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is true! --/\_/\ If u love Ikuto, /l、 (゚、 。 7 My name is Sarah, I must be stupid, I wish I were better, I can't speak at all, When I'm awake, When my mommy does come, Don't make a sound! I hear him curse, I try to hide, He finds me weeping, He slaps me and hits me, He's already locked it, I fall to the floor, "I'm sorry!", I scream, The hurt and the pain, And he finally stops, My name is Sarah, Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong. I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too. x are the ones i am I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. X I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. X I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. X I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. X I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. X I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. X I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. X I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. X I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. X I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. X I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. X I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. X I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. X I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO. (I am bi tho). X I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. X I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. X I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I don't eat lunch that often anymore...) I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. X I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. X I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black. X I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. X I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. X I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. X My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO. X I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. X I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. X I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. X I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. X I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. X I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. X I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. X My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. X I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. X I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. X I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. X I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. X I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. X I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. X I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. X I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. X I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. X I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. X I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. X I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. X I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I CUT, so I MUST be EMO I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. X I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. X I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. X I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN. X I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. X I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. X I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. X I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. X I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. X I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friend with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. X I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. X I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. X I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problem. X IM A TOMBOY, SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN. IM A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIME. X (I do tho) I HATE ANIME SO I MUST HATE JAPAN I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communist IM A MONARCHIST SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE OR FREEDOM I HATE democracy SO I MUST HATE FREEDOM I'm a activist so i must be crazy I'm anti cap so i must want to just dump all orcas into the sea and hope for the best i like anime, so i must hate other cartoons. X I like anime so i must be a weeaboo. X |