NAME: sportiekitty ;)

GENDER: do you need to know?

AGE: uhh add like 10 years to 0 years and then add another 50 and then subtract like 70...XD

NORMALITY: I am completely and utterly normal...although many would differ :D

I LOVE CHEESY STUFF (the romance and food kind XD) AND I LOVE CLICHE!...sometimes

I FRIGGIN' LOVE BIG BANG!! They are amazing! T.O.P. is the best because he is just...like...amazing...and soo handsome XD

PAIRING TIME!!

Pairings i like for Naruto:

SasuSaku!! 4ver!

NaruHina! they pwn

NejiTen! as neji SHOULD say, "it is fate."

ShikaIno! this couple is kinda weird...but i still like it...XD

If i left anything out...that means they aren't important

Pairings I hate for Naruto:

SasuKarin...seriously WTF!? she's like...just...horrid

NaruSaku...THEY ARE LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER!! INCEST!

NejiSaku...that's just NO

NejiHina...O.O THAT'S WORSE THAN NARUSAKU!

SasuNaru...-_- they aren't gay

(any yaoi or yuri)

Pairings I like for Bleach:

IchiRuki!! I love this pairing!! i'm so mushy...as soon as i saw her, i was all like YES! YES! THEY ARE SOOO TOGETHER!

he just can't be with anyone else...if he is...i dunno XP

Hitsugaya and Hinamori!! they are sooo cute together

Ishida and Orihime...this pairing is good...i guess...as long as she isn't with Ichigo XD

Pairing I like for Vampire Knights (Guilty):

Yuuki and Zero!!...sadly i'm not sure if that happens

Yuuki and Kaname...I guess i've come to accept it...BUT YUUKI SHOULD BE WITH ZERO!

Other Pairings??

Legend of Zelda: Zelink! They are soo meant to be together. I mean seriously, what kind of guy would go across dungeons, lands, oceans, EVERYTHING to save a random girl? HE OBVIOUSLY LOVES HER! Anyone who disagrees with this is blind. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?!

Shugo Chara: Ikuto and Amu!! How can they NOT be together? They are just perfect for each other and that is that.

-cough- anyways, after my rant about pairings...

I hate it when Ino is a B!@tch in stories...

I also hate it when the pairings i like aren't there...

"Friends give money on birthdays.

REAL friends give gifts on birthdays.

BEST friends just go." ~ME! I MADE THAT ONE UP!! XD

"I love to live and live to love" ~...switching words around is fun XD

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sakura

2. Kiba

3. Sasuke

4. Hinata

5. Neji

6. Shikamaru

7. Tenten

8. Ino

9. Naruto

10. Kakashi

11. Sai

12. AKAMARU!

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

...-_- i'm not gay

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

um...Akamaru, a dog,...getting Ino, a person, pregnant...O.O i don't really want to think about it

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Of course!...i'm not going to say titles though

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

How about NEITHER?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

O.O AKAMARU AND KIBA?!...Tenten would...freak out...pull out her scrolls, put Kiba in jail for beastility, then go look for Neji.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

...o.o k fine: During the times that Sasuke needed someone, Kakashi was there. When he needed training, Kakashi trained him...in more ways than one. When Sasuke searched for comfort, there was always Kakashi to look to...so where was he when he needed him during the intense training from Orochimaru?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

...i guess?...i wouldn't read it though.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

...Licking the Wounds

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

O.O is that even possible? Ok...whatever: Sakura was standing at the bridge where Team 7 used to meet at. As a drunk Hinata tried to find Naruto, she found Sakura instead. Crying on Sakura's shoulder, Sakura felt sympathy for the poor girl. They went back to Sakura's apartment and there the drunk Hinata struck.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

het? huh?...plus I don't have a friends list T.T

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

...don't have a friends list...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

STOP RUBBING IT IN THAT I DON'T HAVE A FRIENDS LIST!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

...ICHA ICHA PARADISE FOREVER!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

...if Shikamaru was paired with Temari just for the fic...then Girlfriend

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: If you do not like two people strategizing over how they could get with a dog, then do not read this.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You make my dog come out...(I DON'T KNOW!)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

-Pulls out scroll- (on scroll) friendly players

20) How emo is Seven?

Not emo...? Unless she starts to cut herself with her own kunai :D which would be entirely freaky...

I hope this doesn't change any readers' minds on my stories...

I hate made up characters that are made up to be perfect. Such as: Naruto and Sasuke (and every other guy) loves them and the character doesn't know what to do and acts like an airhead and randomly dates all of them and probably has a one-night stand with each of them too XP

TEAM EDWARD PWNS!! X3...because Jake (not Taylor!) is a creep...if you read Breaking Dawn you should know what i mean

PEACE XD ...PEACE BUNNY RULES

...yes my profile is boring XD

BUT I'M NOT XP