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Joined 09-10-08, id: 1689706, Profile Updated: 04-13-11
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Shugo Chara!, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Also, I also realised that we havent put disclaimers on a lot of our stories, heh heh, woopsies! So here it is:

Nae and Caity do not really own Naruto, but if you want to pretend we do, we are more then happy to do autographs xD

Names: CAITY AND NAE

Current mood: Paper-mache-y!

Age:

Caity: I am sixteen going on seventeen baby, it's time to think! (Can't remember the rest)

Nae: Yeah what she said!

Likes: Cookies, caffiene, anime, random giggle fits, juice, cheese, writing, drawing, playing the kazoo, uhhhh...sleeping, dancing to high-pitched Aqua and Toybox songs, animals, Caity's ipod (The back is all reflecty and you can make funny faces in it XP), being extremely-dramatically-over-the-top about the smallest of situations, REVIEWS!, fluffy pillows, macoroni cheese, sugar!!, walking down the street and singing songs (Pokemon theme songs...) really loudly in a horrible voice, skipping, Kankuro and Gaara from Naruto ya just gotta love those two..., Kicking ass in Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm! Cha!!

Dislikes:

Nae: Nae dislikes the milk...and the tomatas...dun dun dunnnnnn!!

Caity: I don't like medicine! Icky...Oh and getting tomato sauce stuck in your hair! That really sucks...

MOOZIC

Caity: HAMPSTER DANCE PWNS ALL OF YOU BOW DOWN TO IT'S AWESOMNESS!!

Nae: It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!! WOOT WOOT!!

Caity: HAMSTER DANCE! -Glares-

Nae: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME -Glares-

Favourite food:

Caity: Do you even have to ask cookies der!

Nae: Coca-cola!! And...and...ham,cheese and jelly tacos with cream and banana cheese on top!!

Naruto: RAMEN!!

Caity and Nae: Blink blink

Nae: And we thoughts our favourite food was weird...

Caity: Uummm...yeah...

Favourite saying:

Nae: It's Howdy doody time b--!!Annnd, refering to ourselves either in third person or like there are more then one, were that comes from, we has no idea...we is crazy... (Nae no longer does this, she swears!...No seriously, I dont xD Caity! If you are reading this, since I wont remember to tell you on MSN, remind me that we need to update all this stuff!!)

Caity: Today I think my catch phrase shall be...hmmmm... Muddlemuffins! Yeeeeeeessssss, ahahahahahahahahahah!!

Animes we are currently watching, have watched and/or are obsessed with!! (Haha, Caity, something else we have to update...Although I dont think our lists will fit anymore...)

Shugo Chara/Shugo Chara Doki

Vampire Knight/Vampire Knight Guilty

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

DN Angel

Death Note

Bleach

Blood +

Ouran High School Host Club

Full Metal Alchemist

Hunter X Hunter

Black Cat

Elemental Gelade

Gakuen Alice

Fruits Basket

Elfin Lied

Lovely Complex

Spiral

Soul Eater

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Animes we have watched but don't follow religiously..

Sailor Moon (Caity: Oh Em Gee I loved this one when I was little!! Nae: Me 2!! Wh00t!!)

Cardcaptor Sakura (Caity: Meh I just liked the little lion with wings, I can't remember his name though...-Sigh-)

Digimon (Caity: I have read some of those little books but I don't get it... Nae: Nae loved Digimon!! YAYZ!!)

Dragon Ball Z (Caity: Again...Nae... Nae: I liked this one to, the awesome orange balls had stars on them!! Stars!! Who can resist stars!!)

One Piece (Caity: Again...I don't get it... Nae: Isn't he made of rubber?...Wish I was made of rubber, then when I forget stuff I could just reach out and grab it no worries!! Caity: -sigh-)

Pokemon (Nae: Woohoooo!! Pokemon!! Caity and I know a few of the theme songs of by heart! Caity: Sad aye?...

Beyblade (Nae: Word of advice: If you happen to own one of the metal spinny tops, dont touch them...with your hair...it hurts...)

1.Deidara

2.Tobi

3.Gaara

4.Lee

5.Kankuro

6.Tenten

7. Temari

8. Kakashi

10.Hinata

11.Kiba

12.Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Tenten and Kiba...hmmm, no...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Lee? HELL YEAH!! WOOO!! GO LEE, GO LEE!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sasori and Kakashi...Pigs would fly

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Sakura, pfft, I could be here forever...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tobi and Tenten? Their names both start which T, so defiantly! Hehe!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kankuro/Sakura or Kankuro/Hinata. Aaahh...thats a tricky one...Kanky and Sakura would defiantly be funny, it would be like two hot air ballons trying to...knock each other to the ground...ooooh, thats real deep Nae, I never knew I had it in myself...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Temari walking in on Tobi and Sasori...She'd probably die of an overdose on the yuckiness that is yaoi, plus I dont think Tobi and Sasori even met, Sasori died...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

GaaraXHinata?

Hmmm...I suck at summaries, but atleast it isnt a yaoi pairing...

"So, uuuh, Hinata, want to go out with me?" Gaara asked the lilac haired girl out of the blue. Hinata just blinked before hitting the ground with a thud. "Oh my god Gaara!! You killed her!! What sorta boyfriend wanna-be are you?" Gaara just glared at his brother. Maybe if he asked him out, he'd die too, much easier then sand coffining, plus there was no evidence...Wait, he didnt really kill her did he?

Probably a bit long for a summary, but meh. Plus I do humour, not romance...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

DeidaraXKakashi? Ew, I hope not...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Temari and Sasori?

Look on the bright side: At least your not termite infested...yet

Man im good at titles pure sarcasm

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Lee de-flowering Deidara?

Umm, Deidara gets covered in flowers somehow and Lee picks on him and blows them off using his leaf hurricane thing, the whole time mocking him. Deidara meanwhile has has pissed off, WTF look, tah that look is so funny xD

Lame I know, and I know thats not exaclty what meant by de-flowering, but meh

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Gaara? Tch, probably... *looks at tash*

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I dont think anyone had drawn Kiba, I have tho! Woo, go me!!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Tobi, Lee and Kankuro 0.o...I dont befriend people like that I'm afraid...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

The day Hinata learnt she could scream..."I-i...M-maybe if...OH WOULD EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP, IM TRYING TO TALK HERE!!"

Everyone else: 0.0

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kakashi, hmmm...Teenagers by My Chemical Romance xD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Deidara, Tenten and Sasori 0.0...Ummm...

DO NOT READ OR YOU WILL BE SEVERELY SCARRED FOR LIFE AND NEVER ENJOY THE AWESOMNESS THAT IS EXPLOSIONS, WEAPONS AND REDHEADS CAUSE IT WILL REMIND YOU OF THE ASTROCITY THAT IS THIS STORY!!

Nae is a redhead BTW lol

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hinata on Tobi?

"I..uhh...I" passes out

"Tobi is a good boy! Tobi will save you!"

And Tobi being the good boy Tobi is, saves the princess from being trampled by liamas after fainting on the main road and they live happily ever after, End.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kiba describing Tobi and Kakashi's relationship?

"Fucked up..."

Wait..thats how I would...

20) How emo is Seven?

Temari? Oh yeah, she's hell emo man, how can you miss it...

By Nae...Cause she was exceedingly bored...And had a craving for tacos...

Caity's bored quiz! Whoo!

Whats the last book you read? Cose Geass: Lelouch of the rebellion chapter 7? I think ... -Shrugs- Meh it'll do.

What's on your T.V right now? Corey in the house.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Brittany: "Yeah I know." She was telling me what was on t.v

Where are you? My house! Whoop whoop! In my comfy computer chair, staring at this ridiculously bright computer screen. So luminious... oh preeeeeeeeetty...

What was the last thing you ate? Hot chips ... and tomato sauce. And I didn't even get it stuck in my hair! Cha! I is awesome!

What's your personality like? Well, I have many personalities allow me to list them for you!

- Cheerful and bubbly

- Random and possibly insane... or wacky as my friend TamiKitty-chan has decided to call me...

- Downright scary and vicious

- Happy!! (Usually I have no homework at those times)

I'm usually the second one, I was going to add wise to the list but I scuffed my toe this morning getting out of bed so I figured that maybe that's not really part of my personality... I can pretend to be wise, for fifty bucks!

What was the last thing you thought? I could really go for some nachos right now and then I thought I feel like cutting my hair ... then I thought I better not seeing as how I have to grow it out. XP

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A french fry ... preferably sticking out of his eye socket but I'm not fussy.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Well, firstly I would buy Naruto and Shugo Chara so i wouldn't have to put stupid disclaimers on everything! Even though I do enjoy trying to come with new ones .. Oh then I would buy a mexican restaurant coz I really really really want those nachos right now.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Brittany, she's standing next to me and reading everything I type... HI BRITTANY!! Heh she waved to me.

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing, but again I really want nachos! Man why is every question about what I want to eat!! It just reminds of how nacho-less I am, woe is me!!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Ooooooooh! That's a tricky question! I was working on an update for my pranking story, but right no- Wait does typing this count? This isn't a very specific question, I refuse to answer this one until the stars come out and Nae can consult them to shed some light onto this situation.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "lying under the bare tree. I ran and ran and ran. My" ... Uh yeah, Paul Jennings. I had to go to my brother's room to get this, all the other books only went up to page 15. Stupid... books...not enough pages...rawr!

What's it like being you? Stressful (You try having five little brothers and sisters ...) ... Odd (My freaky friends and I, we're going places I tell ya! .. like McDonalds for a sundae or something ... Or ten-pin bowling!! Whooooooo!) ... Funny (Yeah, I laugh at most things, like when people do dumb stuff or fall over. Now that's funny! Especially when it isn't me! ... it usually is.)

What are your thoughts on writing? It's a hobby, I suppose ... afterall it allows me to let me to vent my hyperactivity! Yay! Venting!

How tall are you? Uhmmmm... Oh this is hard ... uhhh... Last time I measured I was a metre and sixty something centimetres... I know that I'm taller than Nae! That's all that matters! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

What book are you currently reading? This question, nah i'm to lazy to read a book at the moment. But I really need to finish the series that I started -Sigh-

What music are you listening to? Whatever is on the t.v, but I could start singing! Oh please let me sing! Whoo! Please?!

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Uh my Email page, yeah I had emails! Whoo love love love!

What was the last thing you cooked? Cereal. Oh yeah! Who's a master chef? I am a master chef! Oh yeah yeah yeah!

What color are the walls of the room you are in? It's like a creamy colour ... Pretty depressing now that I look at it. It's sad, now I feel like cryin-No! Tear your gaze away from the evil mood-swingy wall! You can do it Caity! Will Power!!

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Nup! X3

Ketchup or Mustard? Don't like mustard ... Oh I don't know! ... maybe this is how Shakespeare felt when he thought of that question that has no answer ("To be or not to be")

How many different programs are on your computer right now? Waaaait a second ... About ten that I've put on myself, the others came with the computer. At least I think they did, it could have been some random do gooder elf guy that installed them for me ... Yeah, that be awesome!

What is the weather like? Sunny yet cold, with the occasional shower here and there, stay tuned for sports with Johnny after these messages!

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I dunno, wouldn't you like to know? Hmmm! Crazy stalking fan fiction authors you can't trust them these day- wait.

Anything else? I would like to use this space to bid Taco (Nae's pet fish) a farewell, he was a good fish and a worthy successor of Nacho (The fish before him) and one more thing! Rest in peace in your watery grave my friend! R.I.P Taco -Cries dramatically-

What's your favorite article of clothing? My blue hoodie, I fricken' love this thing man! Oh and my ugg boots! I get cold toes ... I just wish that someone would make knee warmers or somethin-Wait! I shall invent them and make millions!! Then use that money to fund me and Nae's world domination plans!

Who are the most special people to you? Nae, Tashie, Terese, Sharon, Sam, Tami-chan! Woo!, Yuki-kitty and my family!

What's your favorite childhood memory? When I was little and my Grandpa and I used to walk through the garden, he would always have a stick to help him walk. I would always pick up a stick and assume that they were to ward off the garden demons! -Wipes away tear- Ah good times, good times.

Scariest moment of your life? When I thought that I had killed my cat! But it was just sleeping. Oh and then there was a time when I broke a window...or three, ya know what, who's counting?!

One word that would best describe you? Overly-random-to-the-point-where-it's-absolutely-completely-and-utterly-ridiculous! See it's hyphenated! ;P

What is your favourite month? August! My birthday!

What's your favorite number? 13! My birthday! Oh I see a pattern emergin- no wait, forget it, it's gone.

What does your user name mean? Well I happen to share this account with my overly awesome bestie friend Nae! And I like cookies... Nae didn't get a say in that part, but she hasn't complained so eh!

What is your favorite Disney movie? It's too hard! I love the disney movies! -Sniff- Fine I shall choose one! Meanies! Uhhhh eeny meeny miney moe! The little mermaid 2!

What made you smile today? My brother was sitting on a wall and he fell off! Hahahah! That made me laugh... he heh

Last thing you said out loud? "Do you think I should paste this thing on my profile and take it ... Why yes I do ... Oh your right Caity what the hell! Let's do it! Your so wise and awesome and- ... Yes I know, now do the quiz..." -Nods- True story, then I took this quiz thingy! Bet ya didn't see that one coming huh? Now don't get me wrong I usually don't talk to myself but Nae's away visiting relatives and I have no-one else that I really want to converse with at 10:30pm.

Last rainbow you saw? Last Saturday! It was huuuuuuuuuuge!

Do you want a hair cut? Uh huh, but I have to grow it for my cosplay in January. If I attempt to cut it Nae will chop off my hands with a blunt rusty knife.

Are you musically inclined? -nods- I'm going to pretend I actually understand what this question means, seeing as how it's school holidays and my brain is turned off, Sure! Of course I am!

Have you ever been in a fight? I would have, my friend beat up some chick that was her 'best friend' for trying to steal her boyfriend right outside my house, but I didn't even know what happened until three days later. Sad huh? I never was very observant and I zone out all the time.

Caity is currently working on..

The Ultimate School for Ninja's chap 4: I think this story is well and truly dead. I'm just not feeling it anymore D8

Wacky Women: The Kukai Edition: This series will never leave me! I swear it! I absolutely adore writing Kukai as some sort of crazed money making psycho, it's just much too fun. As the title suggests, it's Kukai's guide to handling/courting/controlling/wooing/understanding the female species.

What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas?: Okay, this will be my first ever attempt at anything romance-y! So no promises that it will be super duper knock your socks off awesome and stuff. It will mostly be a KibSaku crackish type fic (my new obsession) with hints of NaruIno (if hatred/murderous intent towards one another counts as a pairing) and SasuSaku. Nae says she likes it so fingers crossed! :)

Stuff Nae is currently working on

Title yet to be decided: Or so Caity calls it! Anyway, despite Caity coming up with the idea for it, I, Nae, ended up coming up with the plot, drawing a majority of the pictures and writing most of it...Cause I am just that awesome!!

Treasure Hunters: Search for Pandora's Box Chap. 3: Is coming along...very slowly...Its not as if I gots any fans anyway...'cept Caity...but she's not counted...hehe...i like...dots!!

Insert Extremely witty, super cool title here!: If anyone can come up with this ledendary title, PM me!! This too is coming along...the only thing that could defeat it is a snail! See, thats how fast!

Tenten's Utterly Random Round Robin!: Once I get us all to do the round robin...It shall be completerd quicker then you can read a dictionary and a thesuraus!...and an entire collection of encyclopedias!

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iLondon by Riz-I reviews
“The ‘Idiots Guide To London’ says if we go through there, we’ll get ‘mugged’.” “You mean... they’ll throw mugs at us?” “I think so.” Because eloping to London with a brain surgeon as his best man was never going to work. Collab with Colored-Chrome
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009
Following Orders by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Part of the Natsumeseries contest. Sergeant Natsume Hyuuga first encountered her when she nearly got both of them killed. He's not worth enough to be followed like she does, but he knows she can't stop now; this is the Black-OPs.
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The Last Step! by TamiKitty-Chan reviews
Amus parents left for Paris for their honeymoon now Amu and Ami are alone in the house. When theres a fight out side their home what happens when Amu takes in a strange man and allows him to stay there for a few days till he recovers from his cold? R&R!
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Spice Jam by Epic ADD reviews
AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Milk by Monksea reviews
On one after noon, Ed is challenged by his devious enemy ever....milk. First FanFic Yay!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Think Outside The Bun by JayleeJ reviews
Gaara's employment at the new Taco Bell displeased quite a few customers. To hell with them, if they didn't like him pouring sand in their food, they could just gorge themselves at McDonalds and leave him alone. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Bras, Panties and Nose Protectors? by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Requested By JayLeeJ One Shot] Sasuke's eyes widened. He has to go pack a girls bag. A girls bag. A GIRLS bag. And with NARUTO? I pity the guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Adventures of the Really Bored 5 by Eddi Delaney reviews
Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Shikamaru, and Shino are sucked into an alternate dimension because the Akatsuki mess up a dimensional jutsu. Dumb and violent! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006
Unquenchable by Sibilant Whisper reviews
It was a thirst he couldn't quench. No matter how much he fulfilled the craving, it haunted him. The taste never lingered long enough... SandSib
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
High School Of Weirdos by LimeQuartz reviews
Being rewritten. Insane out of characterness. SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
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FullMetal Alchemist vs Monty Python by agent000 reviews
What happens when you mix the FullMetal Alchemist characters with the idiotic, dry humor of Monty Python? I'm not going to claim that this is good, but then, neither is Monty Python all by itself. This is called not even trying and getting results.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
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Most horrifyin,terrifyin & INGENIOUS PRANKS EVER! reviews
MUWAHAHA! *cough* ahem..yeah well the title pretty much sums it up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
The Crystal Soul Alchemists: Secrets from the Past
Following an interrogation procedure, Ed and Al are caught up in three girls struggles to find their true identities, and perhaps grab the Philosophers Stone along the way. OC's. Rated M for violence and language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,096 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Insert extremely witty, supercool title here reviews
What happens when an army of evil, blood-thirsty vampire squirrels take the Akatsuki’s money, why is Deidara and Sasori stalking Ronald Mcdonald and what on earth is Pein doing with a copy of Womans Day tucked in his cloak? Includes strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
Pulling Pranks: The Kukai Edition! reviews
Another book,another couple days of chaos.... 2nd story in the "Kukai Edition' series! ONESHOT
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Making Money: The Kukai Edition! reviews
What happens when it turns out that those darn people at the window insurance company don't cover death by soccer balls? Kukai's failed attempts at money making of course... ONESHOT
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Kūkai S. - Complete
Naruto Survivor reviews
Naruto Survivor...the game show where everything goes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
The Ultimate School for Ninjas! reviews
Look nobody's gonna die..I propose we offer the red-head loser to the psyco red-headed demon!" Kankuro cried as he pointed to Gaara, who switched his glare from the broken button to his traitor of a brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009
Cat Burglar reviews
Ikuto discovers the dangers of lamps, Amus and the temptation of catnip...CRACKFIC!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Treasure Hunters: The Search For Pandora's Box reviews
A group of archeologists, bored of dinosaur bones and pottery shards, hunt down an artifact rumored to have powers so great, it can cause devastating effects...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
But I'm Kazekage reviews
...but I'm your brother....." "...but I'm Kazekage....." "LISTEN HERE PUNK I AM YOUR BROTHER!" ".....but I'm Kazekage...." "...I'll pack my bags..." Gaara discovers the answer to everything...ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Naruto & Kiba's 12 waysto get kicked outta Walmart reviews
What happens when two boys get their hands on a video camera. a reluctant cameraman and a trip to a poor, unsuspecting Walmart? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
911 reviews
The number to 911? Well, make sure you dont ask Naruto.... ONESHOT
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Kakashi's Mask reviews
Why exactly DOES Kakashi wear a mask? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kankuro's Pokemon Adventure! reviews
I'm Kankuro...The puppet master! Not pokemon, puppet! P-U-P-P-E-T! ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kankuro - Complete
Sakuras Anger Management reviews
Sakura doesnt need anger management, geez, what gave you that idea? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Kiba's Pancakes reviews
Kiba wants pancakes, not fricken muffins man! ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kiba I. - Complete
Gaara TheBabysitter? reviews
What happens when Gaara is forced to babysit? 'It'll be a piece of cake' says Temari, pfft, yeah right...ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Tentens Utterly Random Round Robin
What is the result of a caffeine fueled, sleep - deprived and homework burdened Tentens awesome idea? Well, lets just say it doesnt all go exactly to plan...And all they were supposed to do was write a story....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008
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