Hey guys this is just some random fic I thought up when I was sick, It's just gonna be about me and my best friend torturing, scarring and possibly maiming the Naruto characters MUAHAHHAH!! So here it is..
I do not own Naruto blabbity blah....
"Oh my gosh, this is soooo boring.." Caity whined as she looked over at Nae's homework trying to steal some answers secretly....pfft yeah right.
"HEY!! Don't copy me I wasn't even paying attention I slept all class!"
"I know that is really unfair..I tried to sleep once and I get majorly busted but you sleep all the time and no-one cares!" Caity started banging her head on the desk in frustration.
"You know that if you keep that up you'll have brain damage...well more than you already do..." Nae teased poking Caity's nose.
"Hey leave my brain out of this and leave my poor nose alone!!"
"Fine...bully...anyway what can we do?"
Caity and Nae commenced thinking positions and began plotting...
Two hours later
"I got it!" Caity jumped and fell off her chair at the suddenness of the red-heads loud voice.
"We can use an army of super pickles to enslave a horde of rabid leprechauns, who in turn will use their amazing rainbow magic to kill Paris Hilton, which will result in a four car pile up which was caused by a driver swerving to miss a unicorn which was really an evil Spanish chihuahua in disguise who was sent by the demonic sprinkles to take over our world as we know it, but at the last minute I use my totally awesome rocks, which I used on the animal rights people when they try to put my guide turtle farm out of business because apparently it's cruel HA!, to kill the Spanish chihuahua, resulting in my ultimate worship and I shall finally have all the gummy bears in the world muahahahahhahahaha!" Nae continued to laugh maniacally oblivious to her blonde partner who was repeatedly banging her head against the nearest wall at her friends stupidity.
Nae blinked "What you don't like it?...Well we could always torture and humiliate the Naruto characters until we get bored first.."
"NAE!! YOUR A GENIUS!!" Caity exclaimed, punching her fist in the air in excitement as she ran in a circle.
Nae shook her head slowly, this was really sad and people thought she was crazy...
And so the totally awesome/crazy/sugar-loving duo set out to put Phase 1, or more affectionately known as Neji's unicorn, into action.
Six hours later at some random looking house
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The piercing and extremely girly scream echoed throughout Konoha in the early morning silence.
Two people snickered in the shadows as a boy with brown hair ran out of his house wailing and screaming about someone called Larry.
The snickering duo followed not wanting to miss out on the action.
The boy, which by now you all have probably guessed is Neji, continued running until he reached a certain trusted teammate's house..
"LEE YOU HAVE TO HELP ME LEE!!! LEE!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! I NEED HELP!!!" Neji screamed at the bushy-browed boys apparently empty house.
He sighed, that'd be right, whenever he needed Lee he wasn't there and when he desperately wanted him gone he couldn't get rid of him.
Looks like he had to go to his second choice..
"GAI-SENSEI!!! WHERE ARE YOU!! HELP ME!!! IT'S A CATASTROPHE!!!"
Again Neji received no response, scowling he headed to his last resort.
He arrived outside her house and screamed "TENTEN I NEED HELP!!!"
A very sleepy and grumpy looking Tenten answered the door "WHAT!! WHAT IS IT NEJI! WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAD TO WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE BLOODY MORNING!!" Tenten roared.
See, this is why she was Neji's last resort...She was, well in one word, SCARY!
"Tenten it's a catastrophe my best friend has been cruelly taken away from me in the dead of the night!! It must be fate!!" Neji exclaimed dramatically dropping to his knees and sobbing into his hands uncontrollably.
Tenten rolled her eyes, sometimes Neji was worse than Gai and Lee put together.
"Who is your best friend that has been taken? And pull yourself together will you!" Tenten snapped her temper rising, she was not a morning person.
"Larry my...mumble mumble"
"I'm sorry I couldn't quite catch that?"
"Larry my stuffed mumble mumble muffle"
"NEJI!! I AM SERIOUS HERE QUIT WASTING MY TIME OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!"
"Larry my stuffed unicorn! There I said it happy!" Neji huffed as he folded his arms and looked every bit the sulking toddler.
"I've had him ever since I was little, now who's gonna ward off all the scary demons and boogey-men!!!" Neji broke into a fresh wave of tears.
Tenten sighed, this wouldn't be easy the last time she had seen him this emotional was the day he found out that Santa Claus wasn't real and that was, well, yesterday.
Tenten approached him slowly and led him into her house, only one thing would save her from a certain death, drowning in a puddle of Neji's tears, and that was...LOONEY TUNES RERUNS!! NO!!!
Tenten vowed right then and there that she would have revenge on whoever took Neji's unicorn because intentionally or not, they had caused her to watch Looney Tunes reruns!! THE HORROR!!
Tenten glared at the television as she slid in the tape, and almost instantly the really annoying theme music started. Then a really close up picture of Bugs Bunny appeared on the screen, Tenten yelped and flipped over the couch.
Neji gave her an odd look but he decided that Looney Tunes was more interesting and clutched a pillow to his chest as he sat cross legged on the floor watching intently.
Tenten scowled. Someone was gonna pay..big time...
Outside Tenten's window..
"Oh my gosh that was hilarious!!" Caity giggled as she tossed a stuffed unicorn up and down in her hand.
"Yeah you said it..haha..can't believe he fell for it!!" Nae collapsed with laughter.
"Uh huh so did you videotape it or what?"
"Yeah huh I got the whole thing right here on my trusty video camera," Nae replied patting her camera affectionately.
"Uhm Nae why is the lenses cap still on?"
"Oh ehehehe.." Nae laughed nervously as she glanced from side to side looking for and escape route, sadly she found none.
"Nae you are so lucky that I counted on you doing something stupid so I taped it myself!" Caity said smiling proudly.
"Yeah we are lucky.. hey what do mean you counted on me doing some thing stupid?"
Caity bit her lip, this would be hard to get out of.
"Umm I just meant that you uh nothing?"
"Oh ok."
Caity fell over anime style, wow that was easier than she thought it would be...literally.
"Well lets go!! TO THE COMPUTER!!"
"Yeash so we can put it on Youtube!! Bwahahhahha!!!"
And with that they skipped off into the sunset, The end!
HAHA!! Not yet my friends not yet!!
The next day
"HEY TENTEN I FOUND LARRY! HE WAS IN THE MICROWAVE!!" Neji yelled with glee hugging his newly found companion tightly.
Tenten's eye twitched, she had got no sleep last night because she was too scared that Sylvester would pop out of her closet and eat her and now Neji was telling her that he found the freaking unicorn!!
It was all too much for poor Tenten to take, she screamed in frustration and ran back into her house. Hiding under the table she gripped her chainsaw tight.
"Let's see ya get me now Sylvester huh huh where are ya huh huh ahahhahahahah you big scaredy cat!! bring it on!! I dare you!! I will hack you into tiny pieces!! Just try it buster!!!"
Outside Neji sweat dropped, shrugging he skipped off home not knowing that his humiliation was far from done.
In a scarily creepy looking house..
"Hmmm whats this..Neji's Unicorn?"
Sasuke had arrived home early from training and had decided to surf the net and he was currently on Youtube.
Suddenly Sasuke began laughing uncontrollably and rolled around on the floor, clutching his stomach. Finally his face red from lack of air Sasuke got back up and couldn't resist the urge to press play again. Soon enough he was laughing hysterically again, it was all just too funny.
Meanwhile outside..
A little girl clutched her dad's hand as they walked past the creepy haunted looking house.
Suddenly creepy laughter was heard ringing through the night.
The little girl and her father screamed and ran away yelling something about ghouls and stupid leprechauns.
At Caity's house..
Nae and Caity high fived one another "SUCCESS!!!"
So far their video had 1000 views and this was all just the beginning! *Insert scary theme music here.*