OMG! Its been fricken ages man......

"And that was where I found him. Remembering I was allergic to pythons-" Sasori was cut off by Diedara.

"Your not allergic to pythons un!"

"REMEMBERING I WAS ALLERGIC TO PYTHONS-"

"But your-"

"LA LA LA LA LA CANT HEAR YOU!!! LA LA LAAAAAA!!!"

"Hmph..."

"- I grabbed the tank and rolled it back out of the school, leaving Deidara in there as I might have come into contact with the python, we had a jinchurriki to catch!"

"Yeah, and while you two were doing that, I held a meeting..." Pein continued.

"Good day everyone, I hope you are all going well..."

I gazed around at the lot off them. Most were pretty worse for wear, but meh, they are S-ranked criminals, they will live...

"I have called you all here today to discuss something. It has come to my attention that there are no other teachers
here. I have received a letter from the previous principal and it merely says ' Good luck'. Now did that answer your question?"

"We didn't ask any-"

"And I look like I care huh? Look at this face!! Does it show care to you? Huh Kisame??? Does it???"

"Umm...No?" Kisame answered uncertainly.

"No? NO? No....Am I like, an emotionless bastard? Is that what I am to you guys?" I started flailing my arms around, now that I think about it my face probably appeared slightly psychotic. Trust me, bossing around child delinquents was a lot harder then a bunch of S cranked crims, as pathetic as they are, and was taking its toll on me. After a rather dramatic flick of the wrist, I looked on in horror a object flew out of my sleeve, landing on the meeting table. Kisame immediately grabbed it.

"Oh! A Womans Day mag! I have a whole bunch of these under...my.." Kisame slowly trailed off as he gazed around at the odd looks he was receiving, everyone ignoring a horrified me. "Ummm, I mean, Pein, what the hell?"

"You keep a womens day magazine under your bed Kisame?" Hidan raised an eyebrow, snickering as Kisame slowly went red.

"Well..."

"Deidara has porn mags under his..." Kakuzu butted in.

"Seriously Kisame? Thats just...Hang on.." Hidan rounded on Kakuzu. " What the fuck were you doing under Deidara's bed Kakuzu?"

"I was not.."

"But you just fucken said-"

"I have no idea what you are talking about."

"Oh whatever. Anyway, Kis- Wow, that guy is fuckin hot..." A picture on the cover caught Hidans eye.

"Aaaah, is there something you wish to tell us Hidan?" Kisame lifted a brow, a sly grin appearing on his face. Now to get him back for the magazine harassment....

"Huh? Literally, he's on fucking fire..."

Sure enough, there was a picture of a guy set ablaze upon the front cover. Kisames face fell...

"Gu-ye prOvs...t-hat itss n-ot po-po-po..." Hidan squinted as he attempted to read the title.

" Guy proves that its not possible to put fire out with secret herbs and spices mix used in KFC! Tobi is a good boy!"

"Hmph..."

"ANYWAY!!!" I finally snatched my, I mean Konans Magazine back. "We have a serious problem here!"

"Yes we fucken do!" Hidan responded, punching his fist in the air. I sighed in relief: Atleast one of them wasnt staring at me dumbfounded, or picking his nose... "The food here fucken sucks! And theres no fucken cheerleaders! And I slept last fucking night in the fucking lobby! Why cant we have a mother fucking hotel room?!"

I slapped my palm to my forehead. Nup, they were all lost causes...

"You really should stop stressing so much Pein, or your hair will go...grey....Hey you know what! Guess who you remind me of!"

"If you say Naruto cause we both have bright hair, I will fucken kill you Kisame..."

"No! Ichigo!"

"Ichi-who?"

"The fuck Kisame..." Hidan stopped stressing over the lack of cheerleaders, being one to never miss an arguement.

"Who the fuck is Ichigo?!?" Pein was scared. Was this Ichigo thing good or bad?

"Pein, watch your fucking language!"

"Hidan, you cant fucken talk!"

"The fuck man, how long have you known me? Surely you should have realised I can fucken talk!"

Kisame sighed as the fight continued.

"I guess we will be finishing this story another time, eh?"

Both Pein and Hidan turned on Kisame:

"Shut the fuck up!

I know it was short and Im sorry! But it was just to show I hadn't completely forgotten about this story, I just haven't had much inspiration :/ If you have any ideas, let me know!

Fuck. Its a very versatile word aint it? I remember reading something which gave you examples of all the ways it can be used and such, but cant find it...