IN A PLANE SOMEWHERE...DESERTED YEAH THAT'LL WORK!!
Nae: Chuck em' off here
Caity:Okie doke Pulls big lever
Naruto characters fall out of some random convieniently placed trap door
They land in one ginormous heap! MUAHAHAHA!!
Naruto: HEY!! WHO'S ARM IS THIS??
Sasuke: mumble muffle (Mine! Your sitting on me dumbass!)
Gaara: NOOOO!! My eyeliner smudged!! OH NO THE APOCALYPSE!!
Sasuke: Mumble muffle muffle (Get off me dobe!)
Naruto: Hey Gaara do you hear something?
Gaara: Nope
Sasuke: Muffle (Bleep you!)
Sakura: Uhm what are you guys doing, oh and Gaara your eyeliner came off
Gaara: NO!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!! Covers his eyes and runs into a tree
Sakura: Prods him with a toe Eh he'll be fine
Gaara: No I need medical attention
Naruto: Did you here something?
Sakura: uh uh
Sasuke: Mumble (seriously dobe get off me right now or I'm gonna castrate you and Hinata will never get kids!)
Naruto: ACHOO! Whoot someones talking about me!!
Sasuke: Can't...breath...
Naruto: Oh hey Teme why didn't you say something gee whiz
Sasuke: Big scary Uchiha death glare thingo!!
Naruto: Eeeep mummy!! Runs behind Deidara
Deidara: Dude WTF?!
Gaara: Guys I need medical attention here
Tobi: I IS A GOOD BOY BELIEVE IT!!
Naruto: Get your own crappy catch phrase!!
Tobi: Uhm up, up and away??
Naruto: Yeah sure that'll work
Tobi: UP, UP AND AWAY!! Jumps off the top off a palm tree
BACK IN THE PLANE, WELL THEY'VE LANDED BUT SHUT UP!!
Nae: So what shall we do to tortur-I mean test them first??
Caity: Uhmm hmmm Pulls really random looking face
Nae: What are you doing?
Caity: this is my thinking face!
Nae: Mines better!!
Has a thinking face competition
Caity: Uhm we've been doing this for six hours straight maybe we should go tell them why they're here
Nae: Ok Link arms and skip through the forest singing we're off to see the wizard!!
ON THE RANDOM BEACH
Shino: So what are what are we doing her-
Nae: Jumps out from behind a palm tree OOGALA BOOGALA!!
Shino: Screams like a girl and runs away to hide behind Deidara
Deidara:
DUDES!! WHY AM I THE HUMAN SHIELD!!
Naruto: I dunno! Maybe it's because your fat and you can sheild us better!!
Deidara: Did..did you just call me FAT?!
Naruto: No no I said Ino is fat
Ino: WHAT?! NARUTO!!
Naruto: No I meant pretty and blonde and sparkling with youth and uhm
Ino: Cracks knuckles
Naruto: DEIDARA!!
Deidara: Get yourself a new shield man I'm outta here!
Nae: We are surrounded by water where are you going to go?
Deidara: Up!
Nae: No your not
Deidara: Yes I am
Nae:No your not
Deidara: Yes I am
Nae: No your not. I confiscated your clay after I drugged you, tied you up and put you in the back of a van, which then put you in a plane which is how you ended up here. Innocent pouting
Deidara: Blink blink blink blink NOOOOO! NOT MY CLAY!! YOU MONSTER!!
Gaara: I wasn't even in this one what is it with you people and blaming me!! Gawd!!
Kankuro: Ok please tell me you did not just quote Napoleon Dynamite!!
Gaara: Shifty eyes Nooooo
Temari: I told you not to stay up all night every night! It's not good for you!
Gaara: But Temari!! Without that movie and my eyeliner I'm nothing!!
Kankuro: How hard did he hit his head?
Gaara: On the..heh..good ship...lollipop..it's a sweet...trip to ...the candy..shop hee hee hee
Kankuro: Pretty hard
Gaara: Yo Zetsu Hugs Zetsu I love you man your my best friend!!
Zetsu: What the BLEEP!! GET THE BLEEPITY BLEEP BLEEP AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID LIL' BLEEP!! BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!
Gaara: Don't be like that man I love you!
Zetsu: Holy Crapperz!! SOMEBODY KNOCK HIM OUT OR SOMETHING!!
Gaara is hit by a metal baseball bat
Tobi: UP.UP AND AWAY!! I is a good boy?
Zetsu: Yes Tobi!! YOUR ARE BETTER THAN BAD YOUR GOOD!!
Tobi: WHOOT UP, UP AND AWAY!!
Nae: I have a feeling I forgot something Taps chin What was it? Anvil..hmm check...ball of wool, check! Crazy blonde person..hmmm
Caity: NAE!!
Nae: oh there it is! Check! Hehe oopsies
Caity: I was kidnapped by savages you said you were going for help where in the BLEEP! Have you been this whole Bleepin time? For the love of bleep!!
Nae: Hah hah Funny story ya see I forgot?
Caity: I am so not talking to you, Anyway your here because we have basically forced you to participate in Naruto survivor, because we needed cheap entertainment and we don't have to pay you suckers NOTHING!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Gaara: That's it I am so calling my agent, I'm certain that this is a breach of my contract
Caity: Dial that number and we'll cancel your life subscription to Maybelline!
Gaara: Aw man fine then you bully-head!
Caity: Anyways you'll be in four groups: yellow, blue, red and GREEN!! but not just any green FLURO GREEN!! uhm what was I saying again..oh yeah right and then pit you against each other in a series of challenging, random and probably-make-no-sense mission/task thingos!! In which the winner gets absolutely NOTHING!! MUAHAHAHA!!
Kiba: Now thats unfair man
Neji: Yeah thats so not excellent!
Caity: Humph fine you can...uhm..get a say in who gets voted off but you have to have two good reasons!
Kiba and Neji: EXCELLENTNESS!!
Everyone: O.O
Nae: First team YELLOW! Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Gaara, Itachi, Sakura and Kiba!!
Caity: BLUE!! Kisame, Tenten, Choji, Shino, Zetsu, Tobi and Deidara!
Nae: FLURO GREEN!! Ino, Hinata, Lee, Shikamaru, Kankuro, Temari and Sasori!
Caity: Oh yeah we're not doing red, we didn't kidnap enough of you...
Nae: Yeah next time we'll kidnap all the Sensei's too MUWAHAHA!!
Caity: YUSH!! USING THE POWER OF THE NINJA FURBIES!!
Nae: AND THE CHOPSTICKS!! DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!
All: O.O
Caity: What thats our world domination plan!
Nae: Yeah!! It's better than anything you guys thought of!!
Caity: Damn straight!!
Naruto: Well what do we do now
Caity: Well thats end of this episode!! Tune in next time!! SERIOUSLY!!
Nae: YEAH!!
Naruto: Sweatdrop
Caity: See ya next time
Nae: Buh bye!!
Insert cool theme music here!!
Yeah we were bored again and I just randomly thought of this. I would never have wrote it but Nae was being annoying and made me write it while she sat there and gave critisi-I mean ideas Lol. I'm kinda glad she did!! Anyways if we get 10 reviews we shall continue, I'm not just gonna type if no one will read it, I have a life you know! CoOkIeS!!