Yay! This is my first fanfiction. I really need help and advice on how to write my stories more correctly and interesting. If you guys could comment on them and tell me what I could do to make them better. I would be very thankful. :3

Also Al has a body in this fic and as I said on my profile I will try to draw a picture for this and other fanfics I will write.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of the characters included with it, Miss Hiromu Arakawa owns them!

M i l k

On one sunny after noon, Al ran frantically trying to find his brother.

"ED!! Where are you?!" Al Yelled who was desperately searching for his brother.

"Teacher wants you! Remember what happened last time we tried to ditch her!" Al shuddered at the thought.

~Flash back~

"EDWARD!! ALPHONSE!!"

"Oh My God..We're dead," cringed Ed.

~Flash Back end~

Al finally went to the last room he had not checked. As he walks into the dining room, he sees Ed intensely staring at something from across the table.

"Uh…What in the world are you doing?"

"It challenged me…." Ed snarled not even looking to his brother.

"W...What challenged you?" Al asked nervously.

"It…" Ed pointed across the table at a..carton of milk?!

"Um…Ed that's a carton of milk"

"Why yes, yes it is"

"Milk is an inanimate object"

"So it still challenged me and I'm going to beat it!" Ed grinned evilly while intensified his stare on the poor helpless Carton of Milk.

"…Milk…can…not…CHALLENGE YOU!" Al Objected.

"It started it!! You want proof?" Ed commented.

"YES!"

"Look at the Carton!"

The carton stated this: Milk

Made from 1% Skim milk

And from Concentrate

From: Staremedown Inc.

"You Have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!! Wait, how long ago did the milk challenge you?"

"Two hours ago…" Ed said it like it was nothing.

"Uh….Fullmetal Alchemist say what?"

"Two hours ago"

"YOU MEAN YOU HAVE BEEN STARING AT A MILK CARTON FOR 2 HOURS?!"

"Yep! I won't stop till it backs down! It's evil!"

Al sighed at his brothers' hate for milk and his determination to beat some thing that doesn't even think. 'This should be good or absolutely idiotic' thought Al as he took a seat at one of the sides of the table. Al rested his head on his hands and began to doze off.

~ 2 Hours Later ~

"Mm..." Suddenly Al's hands slipped and in the process, dropping his head on the table also waking him up.

"Owie…ouch." Al moaned as he sat up and looked at his brother who was still intensely staring at the milk carton except…his brother was snoring?

"He fell asleep with his eyes open? Well…Time to take action!"

Al walked over, and drank the whole milk carton…

'This milk does taste weird' thought Al; he held the milk carton up to inspect it.

Al paled when he read it 'T…This date was 2 weeks ago….oh…I think I am going to be sick.' Al shot up the stairs and slammed the door to the restroom.

Ed woke up with a startle and his glare shot back to the milk was supposed to be.

"Hey….I WON! Yes! Victory! One small step for Human Kind and One Humongous step for Edward Elric!!" He grinned and walked around triumphal. While doing so, he heard Al upstairs.

'I wonder what's wrong with him?'

Actually, my friend helped me to figure out what to say on the milk carton. It was pretty funny since after My friend and I did have a staring contest with a milk carton. Weirdly, on the milk carton we did see the words skim milk and concetrate. Lol :3