Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.

Jack Frost is overcome with guilt for sending Pitch back into the nothingness that means being alone. Jack knows what it means to be alone, to not be believed in. Unsure of the source of his feelings, he decides to try and get in touch with Pitch to cure the horrible feelings in his gut. [BlackIce aka Pitch x Jack]

A collection of stories, each inspired by a different big, weird, or obscure word, angsty, funny, suspenseful; genre depending on the word of the day. NOW: "The scariest thing about Arthur's reaction to Merlin's magic was that he didn't react at all."

Harry and Draco were so happy together until Harry decided to end things. Now it's ten years after the breakup, and Draco still hasn't healed.

Harry broke up with Draco to protect him, but when Harry sees Draco ten years later, will he be able to win the man he's in love with pack? Companion piece to my story "Break Even". Draco/Harry

Yay! I really like this one, I think my writing is improving a bit I think it turned out very well Ok, this is ZaDr. Tried to keep them as much in character as possible while still getting the story across the way I wanted. May add more, idk.

A collection of Johnlock fluff oneshots that I'm writing, some of them might not be fluff and jsut plain depressing but okay then. I'm taking requests, the weirder, the better! I sure hope this is what my language arts instructor meant by making sure I write at least once a week! Rate T ONLY because some of them may or may not result in kissing..

John knows Sherlock doesn't believe in Valentine's Day, but after three years of expecting nothing he gets a surprise. Shameless fluff, followed by shameless smut.

A late night ride home on the tube, right after a long case. John's fallen asleep on Sherlock's shoulder, leaving him to observe and to ponder certain things. Mostly John. Something short and sweet for you.

Maybe Tony should be a bit more patient.

Tony is annoyed by Steve's innocence... only one thing to do about that. Slash oneshot.

Merlin's magic is revealed and Arthur struggles with his views on magic and the issue of trust. It takes talks with Gwen and Gaius, as well as a display of innocent magic viewed secretly from a bush, to make him realise that nothing which truly mattered has ever really changed. Post-S3, will now be considered AU.

In which Tony tries really, really hard not to wake Loki up, and an unforeseen obstacle completely derails that plan. Rated for swearing and fluff. Frostiron!

Aelita hears something coming from her friend's room. UxO Just a short little drabble. Implied sexual themes.

After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks. And funnily enough, it seems Draco isn't the only Slytherin interested in inter house unity. Solution? Seduction and sweet, sweet chaos.

Tony and McGee fall into a closet and the door locks behind them! PWP/smut/slash! Whatever you wanna call it! please RxR!

After Ulrich catches Yumi with William what does he do? Does he find comfort with someone else? And what is Sissy planning? Will contain Yaoi.

Arthur and Merlin's relationship takes a drastic change when another prince takes an interest in the wizard. Prince Aldwin is an original character. Prince Aldwin/Merlin, will be Arthur/Merlin. Rated M.

Mycroft is helping Greg on his day off when he comes across an old army uniform buried in the closet. His mind suddenly explodes with ideas.

Mycroft has been away and when he gets back he shows Lestrade JUST how much he's missed him. Established Mystrade.

Harry is a professional Dragon Tamer and has a Dragon in the house that needs taming... Harry/Draco; some fluff and some smut too

Daryl/Rick. .:. "Daryl gives Rick a crossbow lesson while they're out hunting. It all gets a little too close for comfort and they end up having sex right there against a tree, with Rick still holding Daryl's crossbow." .:. Kinkmeme fill. Explicit sexual content.

Mac comtemplates the meaning of 5000 years of life

Lestrade and Mycroft's interesting Friday night is interrupted by Sherlock, and Lestrade isn't at all happy about it. Mystrade.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Draco is bored and Harry has got an idea about what they could do about it. Involves cocoa, oatmeal and white underwear.

Arthur thinks Merlin has taken a lover and is overcome with jealousy. He follows Merlin one night, only to see him speak to Kilgharrah and his magic is revealed. Will Arthur's love allow him to see past it, or is it one betrayal too far? Slash.

Draco Malfoy returns after disappearing without a trace for eighteen months only to find that Harry has taken drastic measures to forget him (Drarry).

This is a Richard/Cale oneshot. I had to write it.

McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE

When Auror partners Harry and Draco get stuck in a cellar together, will a game of twenty questions reveal more than they were expecting? Rated M for sexual content and bad language.

All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.

"Who? What-! Oh." The alarm in Dib's eyes disappeared when his stare met that of his arch-nemesis. "So that WASN'T all just an uncomfortably pleasant dream." ZADR

In an act of desperation, Dib resorts to doing the only thing that could ever make that stupid Irken shut up. ZADR

Just like the title says, Please R/R

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

Unconnected Drabbles. NextGen. May contain SLASH and Family fluff. Divers paring. In today's episode, James is breaking a promise. I accept request.

D/M. The day-to-day life of an immortal has less to do with long life and challenges and more to do with fake identities and carrying concealed weapons.

Sherlock is bored and begins shooting the wall. John finds another way to preoccupy him. PWP, AU, Slash, M/M

Harry wakes up from a... questionable dream to find his dream becoming a reality, and maybe a few more as well. WARNING: DUMBLEDORE BASHING DARK!HARRY VOLDEMORT/HARRY

When Harry Meets Draco for a duel in a certain third-floor corridor, they suddenly find themselves in a bind. M/M

It's a funny thing, really, how a little experiment with touch can spell so many interesting consequences for so many people. Or perhaps its just two people, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, that get the interesting ones. They'll never be the same again.

10 Drarry Drabbles, rated M for safety and inspired by 10 shuffled iPod songs. Yes, another one of THOSE. No, wait! Don't run away! Give it a chance. Feel free to tell me if I did it wrong, too... Rated M, HPDM

Slashy/Fluffy goodness. Sherlock creates a new... substance that requires testing. John is only too willing.

Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love

...if it wasn't making my chest ache so much. One-sided ZADR in Zim's POV

A series of oneshots. Fifth shot: A strange nomad girl casts a spell on Balthier that makes him lose control of his inhibitions.

Two men are finding out how to have a relationship in a zombie apocalypse.

SEQUEL to Love Spell! *Newly edited version* Merlin and Arthur have a bit of awkwardness to work out after an unexpected shift in their relationship. SLASH MER/ARTH

Afraid of losing the battle when they die, both enemies decide to create a clone of themselves. The clones are top notch after years of failure, and like their fathers before them, hate each other intensely. Or do they? ZaDrx2

A short drabble in which Sherlock tries to find out more about the nature of his relationship to John.

ZimxDib! ZADR goodness! Light fluff, pretty tame. I don't know how to explain what this is about, really, but I promise it's good and you'll enjoy it. PLEASE READ!

Sherlock kidnaps John's jumpers for "an experiment". John decides it's only fair to kidnap the skull. Oneshot.

Zim and Dib haven't seen each other all July but as August begins, Dib gets unwelcomed visits from his Irken enemy. Soon the visits become routine and the two become rather close. ZaDR

A series of letters to Twilight from fans of Harry Potter. Feel free to review your own for input. Spin off from my "Sincerely, The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction." Rated for possible language and concepts. Let's be open minded haters, shall we?

On the cusp of a traumatizing night, Dib is stuck in Vegas...but, where is Zim? 'Zim smirked. "Oh…because we're married. Congratulations Dib, you may kiss the broom." He held his arms out wide. With a dull thud Dib hit the floor.' ZaDr

SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.

" 'So what's this then' he asked, dipping his finger into the instant coffee. 'The work of the devil. Don't-' " Coffee tainted Janto smut. Oneshot.

I'll always follow him, through toast and jam, through fits of laughter to fits of tears. And no one calls my Sherlock a freak. / / Vignette, John's POV. A bittersweet look at how John sees Sherlock and their relationship.

Professor Dumbledore returns to Hogwarts with a new class in mind for the students. Draco can't help but notice how well Harry excels in this strange subject. HarryxDraco with slight HarryxRon but it's one sided.

Me filling the Sherlock 100 table on Livejournal. Rating will fluctuate.. Chap 42 and 43: Sherlock comes home to find John packing. Chap 44-46: Mycroft has suffered a brain injury; Sherlock puts his life on hold to care for him.

TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDAY OF IANTO JONES Ianto gets a surprise on his birthday,Slight AU as COE and Exit Wounds never happened. Rated for language once. May add another chapter later on. I DONT OWN TORCHWOOD OR THE CHARACTERS

Want to read something that doesn't make sense? You've come to the right place.

After some... unusual events the night previous at 221B Baker Street, both John and Sherlock have a lot of thinking to do. Slash, Sherlock/John.

There's nothing more I can say; just watch him dance in the mirror, dance in the mirror. - Janto love. Ianto's POV. R&R.

That one word; that one conversation that's always been so taboo. What happens Ianto breaks the golden rule and brings it up? JANTO

Jack decides to be funny, but Ianto isn't amused, especially when Jack's plans go awry. Slash, Janto, mild sexual content. Oneshot.

Dreams can sometimes be our most fondest desire...or what plagues us the most. For Captain Jack Harkness, he's not sure what his dreams mean, but they lead him on a journey he could never possibly imagine.

Ulrich's home life spiral's and his father becomes his biggest tormentor, but he finds help in a surprisingly ODD source. Rated M for LEMON...If you don't like it, don't even bother reading my story, let alone whining.

Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.

As it turns out, Jack's affinity for roofs seems to be contagious. Jack/Ianto. Fluff.

When The Tallest call for the final time, who will Zim turn to for comfort? What are the emotions that have been plaguing him this entire time? ZaDR. Yaoi- Well, no, shounen ai, mostly. Yeah, shounen ai. R&R!

I love you John. I have loved you since you killed the cabbie for me and I thought that you must be something special if you could actually like me never mind kill to save me... John/Sherlock

Dib learns the truth of his life and his mother. The one person who will help him, though, is not who he expects... ZaDR. R&R, please. Warning: Minor OOC and yaoi.

People like Sherlock can get rather difficult when they're bored.

Only he can sense the smile behind your mask, sense the – well, not contentment, but something not dissimilar – in your voice. He is so attuned to you, to your every move, that you can tell him the world without even moving your lips. WARNING: JANTO

Sherlock does not normally celebrate his birthday, but sometimes these things happen. JohnxSherlock

DO NOT READ ANYWHERE PUBLIC! Johns POV from when Sherlock goes with the cabbie. spoilers for the unaired pilot.BAMF!John Wanton!Sherlock. smut. you have been warned.

Spoilers for Last of the Time Lords and The End of Time. The Master travels through time, space, and nothingness before the Doctor can find a way to bring him back.

Dib finds out Zim's secret weakness. When he tries to use this to his advantage, he discovers his own weakness.

What Zim thinks is the perfect mental weapon against the human race is not what Dib expects, nor what Dib really wants to do for said alien. 2-shot! ZaDR!

Just a set of one shots where Dib finds Zims weak spot. ZaDr. Don't like don't read. Summary sucks but I like these kinds so i am making more! Rating because I am paranoid.

ZADR! Dib captures Zim and decides to have some fun with the helpless Irken.

ZADR! Dib joins Zim in his quest to take over Earth and finds out what Zim's weakness is...his antennae and like for cuddling.

ZaDr don't like? Don't read! Dib's POV: I sat and watched as the small fly walked back and forth/ I looked down at Zim and saw his look of pure bliss. Yes this summary sucks! Two-shot! T cause I am paranoid!

Sherlock's enamoured with a case. Can it lead to John getting what he's always wanted? Sherlock/John

...and the 1 Time He Told John His Observations. Sherlock thinks John is brilliant.

Time wore on. He lost faith. And the Irken found himself pressed to find a way to make the dirt-child believe in him again.

Ianto hears the truth when Jack is asleep and decides to take action. Mainly fluff but a bit of slash... please read and review. There are no spoilers either wooo : xx

He wanted to curl up and be lulled to sleep by Ianto's gentle respiration and the regular beat of his heart, all the while pretending that he could stay there forever, that Ianto's heart would beat and lungs expand until the last star went out.

Draco and Harry are on an auror mission in the Himalayas when a snow storm strikes. What's Harry supposed to do when Draco gets hypothermia? And what's Draco supposed to do when Harry starts doing inappropriate things in his sleep? Drarry Slash, Lemon

Harry's an Auror, Draco is a Potions Researcher. Harry gets summoned down to the Department for Experimental Potions because there's been an explosion and Draco is acting oddly. Naima, Happy Birthday again .

I wrote this as my final for my Myths and Legends class last semester. It is based on the movie Cinderella by Disney.

The morning after the night before.

Even from across town, over the phone, Johns words have a powerful command over Sherlock. This is a Sherlock solo play, heavily guided by John's commands. Slash, and most definitely PWP.

A Sequel to one-shot LOOSEN UP MY BUTTONS! Please read that first, if you haven't already! In this Non-Magical AU, Draco is determined to win over Harry Potter, the wild but stubborn band-junkie. But Potter is hesitant to commit...

Harry is dizzy. slash, threesome Severus/Harry/Draco , AU, lemon. Not beta-read. A Word of the Day oneshot.

In which Dib contemplates the re-writing of books to make them relevant to his interests, and Zim tries to take over the world with Twilight and Death Note. ZADR. K due to lack of both swearing and sexy material. Enough fluff to rot your brains out.

First, you turn our fights into a little game, then you break into my room and.. wait, you want me to what? .:ZADR:. Rated T for mild swearing and romance. Not actually explicit, just a thought on Irken mating that is NOT sexual.

John/Lestrade. John and Greg are simple blokes who want a simple wedding. Naturally, Sherlock makes this impossible.

Five times Jack and Ianto have coat sex. But it's not just a coat and way more than just sex. NC-17, Jack/Ianto.

He hadn't had to deal with a suicidal alien before. Then again, he hadn't expected himself to be craving the presence of the alien either.

Harry find's someone in his hiding spot among the trees. HP/DM Smutty Smutty Fest YAY!

When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!

Flipping a few levers and twisting a couple knobs Ianto heard the heat kick on, and he sighed, taking a moment to shiver before heading back to bed. NC17/Adult. Wrngs: Graphic Sex, Lang. Prompt: blue, 12, "Your feet are cold!" No CR infringement intended.

Just felt like writing some fluff. It sucks, but enjoy. ZADR.

John appreciates Sherlock fussing over him. But then wonders why the detective does it. Not quite implied-slash, nor is it slash. Just the two of them.

The comfort of sleep is better when you have someone to share it with. ZADR

A tall boy in a trenchcoat and a petite green boy walk down the street, bickering, unaware that they're being watched. ZADR

Written for leo draconis's Shared Bed Fest on lj. Pansy and Blaise are tired of hearing Draco complain about Harry Potter. Their solution? Tie him to Harry's bed, of course!

It was a process. It had always been. It always would be. ZADR. Rated T, sexual references.

Draco is fantasizing about one boy, but does that boy feel the same way? I suck at summaries. This is my first fic ever, so please tell me how it is. Oneshot. Harry/Draco.

Oneshot. Slytherin and Gryffindor teams are forced to coexist on Dumbles' orders. While Harry is taking a shower, a certain blonde happens to be there, and things go downhill. Rated M. Warnings: slash, a bit of angst, and Dumbledore being weird. Drarry.

The Doctor will have to face up to something The Master has been after for years; his mind and his hearts. Set during The End of Time, I write about Time Lord sociology & The Doctor's/Masters past together. Non-Con sex: Memories, emotional Pain and Love.

Zim despises the ways of human affection. ZADR

When picking up books for the next classes from their room, Odd drops a piece of paper in his rush out the door. Thinking it's notes, Ulrich picks it up, but finds his name at the top. Curious, he reads it not expecting what he finds. OxU no flames!

Zim and Dib want to have a nice walk in the park. Unfortunately, geese and teen gangsters seem to be out to get them. ZaDR One-shot

It's recess and Dib's curious about Zim's antennae. ZaDR One-shot

Dib gets a girlfriend. Zim is jealous. ZaDR One-Shot

Zim is devastated after finding out the sad truth. Dib is trying to look for him with something very important to tell him. Maybe whatever Dib has to say can fill the piece that Zim is missing... ZADR Songfic.

Oneshot. HP/DM. What Harry should have said, before the final battle.

AU. After all that time of being friends, Harry is still oblivious. Still oblivious to the pain he's causing his friend. When he notices a bruise on Draco's face, he demands to know who did it because he's going to make them pay. Smut. D/H

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

Dib explains why he committed suicide to his father. Hard to explain it without giving it away Oneshot. A little drabble that came to me before bed that wouldn't leave me alone.

ZADR: Dib had created the perfect machine, and he'll be damned if it doesn't work.

Harry loves to doodle on his sticky notes. Usually he gathers the wasted paper to use as amo against Ron. Except for one. One that Malfoy ends up finding. Through the anonymous notes, the two begin an unusual friendship, that quickly turns into more.

Dib is dead and gone. But Zim just couldn't let go. Now he has to. Character death, suicide, angst, some ZADR, surprise inside.

Gwaine helps Merlin lose something in Arthur's bed. Where he sleeps.

Harry and Draco are sent on an alcohol run which, undoubtedly, they mess up. They soon find themselves lost, drunk, and utterly bored. The only thing left to do is get along. Right?

Merlin & Arthur. Arthur tries to woo Merlin; who simply things he's a prat albeit a very charming and handsome one.*Modern!College AU*

THIS IS SLASH! Don't like, don't read. One-shot. Written for a Prompt from 'Pikeru's Angel'. Just after Sherlock is strangled in the flat in The Blind Banker. This is after effects of that attack. Please Review!

A midnight meeting in the Forbidden Forest.

Merlin hates Valentine's Day. Arthur loves it. But after some traumatic events, Arthur renounces his love for it. How can Merlin help mend his best friend's broken heart? SLASH! MERLIN/ARTHUR!

Gwaine is drunk, and there is mistletoe. Things just happen.

On one rainy day, Zim is trying to get home from school. Thankfully Dib comes along and offers some help. ZADR cuteness and song fic.

Harry doesn't understand how Draco chooses to show how much he missed Harry...

"Harry moved his shock to the side for later review, just in time to watch the blonde dissapear around the corner. He sagged against the wall and laughed. He didn't know what else to do. Malfoy just kissed him." Two parts; M for second part. H/D. PART TW.

I suck at summaries. Harry/Draco, Snape finds out, totally unexpected end, it just came in my mind.

Modern Day AU: When Gwaine has to be out of town for Valentine's Day for his job, Merlin is inclined to forswear the whole bloody holiday. However, he gets an interesting surprise when he gets home.

When Harry Potter cannot be awakened from a self induced dream state, can his Auror partner Draco Malfoy find a way to wake him before an unforeseen threat in Harry's mind destroys them both?

After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

The Master is on the TARDIS in Gallifreyan Robes for Valentine's day carrying a pretty hefty offer. Rated M for mild language and heavy sexual themes.

When Merlin mistakes a love potion for a healing ointment, his and Arthur's lives are altered irrevocably, forever. SLASH This is my first slash, Be kind! Over 10,000 hits and counting! TY for the Love! Check out the much requested SEQUEL Love Tangled!

Merlin finally admits he needs to move on from Arthur. Canon verse.

my first ZADR story completely OOC

Harry receives an anonymous letter on Valentine's Day during 5th year from someone who may love him. The letter asks him to reply. !Will be updated soon!

A series of drabbles centered around Tony and Tim's adventures as a couple. Rating go from K to M, but mostly K.

I wrote this about five years ago, and never posted it here! Nonsense about drunk teenage Luke, grouchy, unattached Han, and something about trying to get a ball out of a whistle. T for themes. Just the smallest bit slashy. Smallest ever.

Today is a very humiliating day for Draco Malfoy... slash. fluff. sex. ewe.

When Tony offers to let McGee spend the night at his place, will their true feelings come out? McNozzo. Sex in epilogue. Rest of story rated K plus or T at the most. COMPLETE.

In the fortnight leading up to Yuletide, Merlin learns some important lessons about friendship, drinking, Gaius' porridge, finding a lost love, mistletoe, and most of all, love. Merlin/Gwaine, set after Series 3. Mild language and sexual references.

Written for dreaminGemini. Arthur administers a punishment to Merlin that leads to more than they bargained for. Warnings: Public Spanking, Light bondage, Sex. Rated M. PWP/Lemon. One-shot.

Modern day AU. From the moment they encounter each other Arthur seems destined to become Merlin's knight in shining armour.

WARNING: ZADR. If you don't like it, please don't read it. Dib returns to Zim's base for the millionth time since they've known each other, with a plan not unlike all his others. But when he arrives, what happens is not exactly what he had intended.

An Irken ship soars randomly through space... in the deep reaches of it's medical bay, a young being awakens for a surprise... ZaDr. Not as good as the summary sounds. One-shot.

Dib and Zim craziness with a dash of ZADR. Story better than summary- trust me.

H/D. Harry is having terrible nightmares in spite of having already vanquished Voldemort. He buys a Dreamcatcher in hopes to get over them, not knowing that it would cause more problems than it solves. But how does Draco Malfoy factor in all of this?

Draco sends a letter to Harry while absolutely intoxicated.

Of all the ways Merlin worried Arthur would discover his magic, he never thought it would be so mundane.

Tim shows Tony what exactly he's been missing... gay!McGee, closeted!DiNozzo. Smut! SLASH - Don't like, don't read!

Arthur and Gwaine fight over Merlin. Merlin has a hard time deciding who he loves. In the end, he makes the better choice. SLASH. M/A and M/G. If you don't like it, don't read it. Flames will be used to bake delicious cookies. Rated T for mature themes

Arthur and Gwaine have a conversation about common interests. My first Fic with Gwaine in it... excuse character flaws I'm still working out the kinks. Slash. M/A Unrequited G/A Flames will be used to warm up cold apartment.

He should never trust Gwaine when it came to the consumption of alcohol.

Severus grows tired of Potter's lustful gazes, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. Oneshot. PWP, slash of the SS/HP kind.

Blatant Sherlock/John slash and proud of it; I need a better summary. Sherlock kisses John for an experiment. Strange things follow.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco catches the snitch at the Quidditch world cup, he and Harry celebrate off-pitch

Dib really should have know better than to let Zim teach him to drive. But maybe it won't be all bad...warning Zim X Dib and Gir's usual antics concerning tacos.

In which Lestrade wears leather and Mycroft loves it, the result they each want leather in the bedroom. Short little one-shot

Zim starts feeling this weird feeling, and dos not know what it is. He puts the matter into his own hands. And Dibs.

"He cannot quite match the cold, professional Mycroft Holmes with the Mycroft who liked to drink tea obsessively and pretend to arrest his younger brother just to check that he was taking his vitamins on a daily basis." Slash.

John just wanted to have a shower. Typically, one of Sherlock's experiments gets in the way... with unexpected results.

Sometimes there's no way to rationalize the simplest of actions. ZADR

When your insane son puts a "Do Not Disturb" sign on his door, you do NOT disturb him... lest you want to end up yourself disturbed. Professor Membrane learns that the hard way. ZADR

never make assumptions...especially when it comes to something extra special and sweet.

*INDEFINITE HIATUS!* It's funny how some people can just keep missing each other. - Merlin/Arthur AU - A Lege et Lacrima Collaboration -

A misdirected spell brings Harry Potter much closer to his former rival than he would ever have wished. But it seems Draco Malfoy is not what he used to be… Slash, 8th year, EWE.

Can the Baker Street triangle work as a threesome? A study in logistics, amongst other things. Sequel to 221b ficlet, Three Turn. Rated M for sexual content, threesome and a certain amount of ambushing. Sherlock/John/Lestrade slash.

Sherlock, John and Lestrade go ice-skating. Rated T for some bad language by Lestrade. A 221b ficlet; must contain 221 words, the last word of which must begin with B.

Everything hurt. And still, and despite that, and even though…Zim reached out to Dib. Zim/Dib. Contest entry for CalamityChemist's contest over at DA.

Mycroft wants Lestrade to spy on his younger brother. Lestrade/Mycroft, slash. One-shot. Not a sequel to "A Broken Man"!

Response to a dA challenge. Zim has seemingly won, but now Dib is in danger. Can Zim Reach him in time? Oneshot.

Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.

Arthur has to go leave Camelot for a week and Merlin is upset about having to stay behind. Arthur does his best to comfort him.

Stricken ill, Sherlock struggles to lay aside his mind in favor of resting his body.

Draco reflects on where they used to be, and where they are now. HP/DM Slash. Non-reflective of a specific timeline. Rated M just to be safe. One-shot

Merlin had found the rings almost three weeks before Arthur proposed. A/M slash. Warning: extreme fluff!

The rains keep everyone stuck inside, and Arthur gets cabin fever. Enter several tankards of ale, and some dancing in the rain. Arthur/Merlin slash.

zim goes to war and says goodbye the only way he can.

I didn't make 98% of these up, I just collected them. I made up maybe 10 but that's it. Enjoy my collection! And seriously, don't give me all the credit. I feel bad when the real creative minds behind this get disregarded. Based loosely off Skippy's List.

Harry was falling, again. No one could catch him, but who would stand by him? Warning: One-shot, HPDM, explicit lemon

Zim stared at the sticky fluid on his hand; he couldn't help but ask, "Do all male stink-beasts reach sexual climax so quickly, or is that just you?" Fifty ZADR sentences for fifty different prompts.

Dib is plagued by Zim 5 different times. / Summary sucks I know.

Dib finds out Zims Antenna's are a source of pleasure... what will he do? and flashback from when Zim found out his life was a lie. Rated K for one bad word... and awkward sounds, Dib X Zim Shonen-ai boy love don't like... don't read...

Zim wonders the purpose of the Love Bug. Short Drabble

In which Merlin acquires a pair of really nice pants that make Arthur want to do bad things to him. Unfortunately everyone else wants to do bad things to him as well. This displeases Arthur. Merlin/Arthur.

Merlin can be clumsy at times, and really, what more can we expect than for the same to apply in situations leading up to the bedroom as well. And now it looks like Merlin's clumsiness is rubbing off on Arthur. Just not in the knockin into walls sorta way

SLASH! Something unexpected happens between Duncan and Methos.

After a run-in with another sorcerer trying to kill the Prince, Merlin refuses to sleep but instead plans to spend the night watching over his master. His thoughts have other dreambound plans.

When Zim gets sick, he must hide his weakness from the Dib-worm. Which might just prove impossible... ZaDR, GaGR Fluff & sickness. cx

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Arthur gets jealous and resorts to locking Merlin in his chambers and not letting him talk to anyone else… SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review.

Arthur can tell that Merlin is nervous, because really, his manservant just isn't that good at hiding things, and there are so many signs. Apparently he's not so good at hiding things either though, but maybe that's ok. Sequel to Discovering the Truth.

Zim fell in a hole and got all banged up. Gir wants to show how helpful he is. ZAGR Yaoi.

Dib gets concerned about how addicted he and Zim are to having sex with each other. ZADR.

Of which Arthur tells Merlin what he thinks of him and his quality of work. Well, tries to anyway. M/A

In which Arthur tries and fails to act nonchalant, Merlin grins a lot and copious amounts of fluff take place.

They aren't doing anything wrong, they're simply protecting Arthur by making sure that this Merlin is worth it all. Honest. Merlin/Arthur.

Arthur walks into his chambers to find Merlin kneeling on he floor, shining his boots, and so others things he can be doing while kneeling are soon discussed. Not right away, of course. Merlin/Arthur

Arthur's not as much of an idiot as some of us seem to think he is. He's known that Merlin was a sorcerer since the beginning. This was his reaction to it. Preslash. Please be gentle. First time with this pairing. Review!

those who learned before they drowned. EM/NJ

Song Meme, 10 little drabbles inspired by 10 random songs! SLASH Merthur drabbles. Please read and review!

Arthur is constantly insulting Merlin and sending him away while in reality the last thing he wants is for Merlin to leave. SongFic set to Pink's 'Please Don't Leave Me' AxM Slash;Set late S1

those who forgot they can't swim until they jumped in the ocean. NJ/EM

Merlin's old clothes are no good, so Arthur gets him some new ones. Merlin/Arthur

Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.

Merlin thinks there is a ghost in the castle. And he wants to catch it. In the middle of the night. Of course Arthur is going to get roped in; never mind the fact that he's pretty sure ghosts don't exist... One shot Arthur/Merlin fun

"They are called 'bubbles' Arthur," Merlin snarked. "I'm sure you have actually heard of them." / MerlinxArthur, slash. One shot.

When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.

It's unbearably hot. And yet, Merlin's mind is preoccupied with something else.

When Merlin gets a cold Arthur worries a bit too much. SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review!

After all, it's the King his heart belongs to. The story of a very jealous king and a very indignant sorcerer. Slash.

Arthur hides from the world in the sanctity of Merlin's arms. Merlin/Arthur

Arthur and Merlin think they are hiding their relationship well, until Merlin gets hurt, will people notice? SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review!

Merlin's hurting and confused and he can't find the space to just breathe. Out in the rain there's only really one person who can help. Fluffy, h/c, Arthur/Merlin oneshot.

The king is dead, long live the king! Arthur couldn't bear the loss of his father. Merlin tries to comfort him by being only Merlin.

Guinevere doesn't want forbidden fruit anymore...a story of a drunk Gwen. I own nothing.

Zim comes to realize that Gir isn't a bad robot, he just needed love. ZAGIR. Warning: Extreme fluff ahead that may give you cavities.

Thinking they're about to die, Tim tells Tony how he feels. See note at beginning also. Slash- Tony/Tim.

Merlin wakes up to find himself in an interesting situation... But he doesn't remember what happened... :D Slash... Smutty ending! Mature content

Mac, Methos, and Marriage. SLASH. D/M.

Based on a fanart & this: "It's not unusual for a noble to have a loved one painted in miniature so that they can wear the small, bejeweled, painted trinket within their clothes, close to their heart." - Merlin is suspicious of Arthur's new necklace.

Sequel to "A Dream Come True", Harry has followed Draco after he witnessed his dream. But is his own about to come true? HP/DM SLASH

Draco lies on the banks of the Black Lake dreaming about something that could never be... or could it? HP/DM SLASH

an attack earlier in the day leaves Cale to care for a pained Richard. oneshot CalexRichard slash because I can. Don't like, DON'T READ.

The pursuit of Tim McGee is anything but easy, even if he is a bumbling nervous idiot when at work. Tony/Tim. Rated M for sexual content and language. Prequel to A Trick of Variables.

ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?

Gwen and Morgana are sure that there is something going on between Merlin and Arthur. A little something called LoVe! Are they right? Or are they just a couple of hopeless romantics? HEAVY MERTHUR themes... don't like, don't read. COMPLETE

Merlin gains the attentions of a servant at the castle, much to Arthur's annoyance. Meanwhile, Morgana and Gwen make an interesting discovery about the two men. Slash- Merlin / Arthur. Reviews Welcome.

The Thames offer an escape but Merlin offers a new start. Surely the choice is easy? --- Arthur/Merlin, Suicidal Themes.

Tony is tired of McGee's games and he's gonna get what he wants, but not everything is as it seems. Tony/Tim. There is a sequel called A Trick of Variables sequel.

Chocolate or sex is good. Chocolate and sex is better. Arthur/Merlin slash, Established relationship.

Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC

Merlin looks really cute when he blushes.

...Why You Must NEVER Talk Seriously To Merlin. Arthur makes an important discovery and Merlin’s mind seems to be taking a bathroom break today. Arthur/Merlin sillyness.

Arthur is sick, but believes it won't affect him. How wrong he is. Unlucky for him, his fever happens to be a truth serum and he spills a few secrets to Merlin about his emotions that he's going to regret. Merlin/Arthur

A lesson in wrestling turns into them both learning a thing or two.‘I can feel your heart beating,’ Arthur whispered. ‘Here,’ Merlin breathed, moving Arthur’s hand and putting his head there instead. MerlinxArthur please r&r XD one shot fluff

Morgana gets a little drunk and gets Arthur and Merlin to play a little game. Fluff inside. If you are not comfortable with maleXmale, don't read. Implied Morgana/Guin.

Harry and Draco have a fight on a muggle furniture mall and end up being left behind as the mall was locked. Draco wants to apparate home and celebrate the end of Valentine's day but Harry has other wicked ideas...PWP, HPDM, late Valentine's Day fanfic.

After a battle in which the Pendragons gain more territory Arthur goes on to claim the only land he is interested in; Merlin. This is my first fic so some feedback/concrit would be appreciated. Thanks a lot XD will add Merlin's chapter if asked for!

It's Morgana's birthday and wants Arthur to do something and what Morgana wants, Morgana gets. Merlin/Arthur. Read warnings please

When Arthur is found in bed with a visiting Lady, questions are raised for both Merlin and Arthur as to just what they feel for each other. Admitting it though, is difficult even if they both feel the same way. Merthur!

ZaDr. Oneshot. If you don't like, don't read. Dib is so excited to be spending Christmas with his boyfriend, only to find out that Zim doesn't have any intention of that happening. That is, of course, until Dib decides to start a new Christmas tradition.

A very annoyed Merlin gets a surprise to help him start the new year feeling happy. Arthur/Merlin and some adult language. Happy new year everyone!

Just a short random bit of Merlin/Arthur fluff, no I've never written this kind of thing before be nice okay. Merlin makes a sepical wish will it come true?

The infallible Arthur Pendragon was on a chair because of a spider. MerlinxArthur.

Arthur takes a bath and thinks about Merlin. Better than it sounds. Arthur/Merlin. Warning!citrus. M for a reason. Teensy tiny bit of angst that barely matters. Edited out, hopefully, all of the name mistakes. Thanks to the poeple that pointed them out.

Arthur hates to wait. Rated for references. Arthur/Merlin.

Arthur was good at pretending certain things never happened. Arthur/Merlin. My first real attempt at slash.

Merlin/Arthur. The boys enjoy a night to themselves.

Odd, are you jealous of a car?" Odd doesn't care for cars, Ulrich does. They end up at a car auction, will Odd change his opinion? SLASH. This was born of a prompt from a friend, very little plot!

Oneshot songfic, lemon/yaoi, language, Balthier/Vaan. Balthier will soon have to say goodbye to the man he loves. I'm REALLY bad at summaries, I'm sorry!

Odd had kissed him, but he could be excused for believing they were going to die at the time. It was meaningless, or so Ulrich thought. UlrichxYumi, UlrichxOdd.

Oh I see now. Poor littler Dibbers, neglected as a smeet he longs for the attention he never got. Now as an adult he has the ability to please his father by taking on his legacy and establishing a family to provide for like a REAL man.' 'Zim'

What will be of Luke Skywalker now that the war is over? It's slash, it's romantic, it's silly. HanLuke

Harry refuses to consciously acknowledge who gave him his Valentine. HPDM

Harry and Draco play a little game in detention that involves the word out... slight HPDM...

Slash. "Don't move," whispered Odd, his voice choked with unshed tears. "Just let me have this one moment. Don't take this away from me, Ulrich, please."

Gir makes Zim a present. [No, it's not really tuna.] ZimxGir fluff.

A story I wrote for my own kicks and giggles. A sweet night with Luke and Han, postANH. A bit slashy...you've been warned.

Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.