5/25/11--I'm sorry, what was that about the rapture a few days ago? *smug*

1/12/12--Dear god, I haven't updated this in FOREVER. Sorry everyone and anyone who still cares about me ;_;

9/4/13--Hello friends, I sincerely apologize for being a shit person and not updating anything ever. That will not be changing, but I apologize. Everything will be left as is because I suck and figured people would be more angry if I deleted everything. So...yeah. 17 now, embarrassed by a lot of this, but dammit I'm keeping it.

Stupid school computers not letting me go on youtube... http:///search?um=1&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1161&bih=767&q=JaejoongfromDBSK&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw

(I'm at school right now o.0 Shh!) Also, ignore these links. I need them for school (Which I'm at right now o.0) and I can't e-mail myself cause gmail is blocked TTTT

http:///imgres?imgurl=http:///download/139672242/Emo_Violin_by_RancidLiquid.png&imgrefurl=http:///art/Emo-Violin-139672242&usg=_qS0BlM_L4fv1-BeH3DcL0Hy83Eo=&h=673&w=327&sz=61&hl=en&start=51&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=U1AqV6DpT2qXhM:&tbnh=138&tbnw=67&prev=/images3Fq3Danime2Bviolin26start3D4026um3D126hl3Den26safe3Dactive26sa3DN26ndsp3D2026tbs3Disch:1

Watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZQTNcilIMY Watch it now! As in right now! I don't care if you're doing something else, you will click this right now!! I command you!! And THIS: http:/// is fun X3 While THIS: http:///multimedia/2008/07/html/hardgame.html IS EVIL!!

I have something kinda like a fanfic on YouTube... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7OVltHyeCw

Ikuto: Wow you talk a lot...

Bender: Do not!

Ikuto: -smirks- (thinking-I finally found something to do...) Do too

Bender: If either of us talks a lot it's you!

Ikuto: Nope. You talk a lot.

Bender: I. Do. NOT!!

Ikuto: Yes you do

Bender: That's it! Confiscated! -grabs Yoru-

Ikuto: ...Craaaaaaaaaaaaap. -whines- Amu-koi!

Amu: Don't call me that!

Ikuto: But she has Yoruuuuuuuuuuu! And now I'm tired...

Amu: ...What do you expect me to do about it?

Ikuto: Catnap time... -yawns and sleeps on Amu -

Amu: I-Ikuto! What the f

Bender: -shock-

Favorite Colors: Blue, purple and green :3

Favorite Animes: Shugo Chara, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Elfen Lied, Earl and Fairy, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Kuroshitsuji, Pandora Hearts, Lovely Complex, Highschool of the Dead, Junjo Romantica,

Favorite Books: The animes I listed, Kyou Koi wo Hajimemasu, Monkey High, Absolute Boyfriend, Captive Hearts(They really need to make that an anime...same with Monkey High...), Lovely Complex, Pandora Hearts, La Cordo to Oro (I don't know how it's spelled, and I'm at school right now o.0), Otomen, High School Debut (Yoh is a sexy beast XD), the Twilight Books (Team Edward), The Right Hand of Evil, Cold Fire, The Mask(Dean Koontz), Blue Moon(I forget the author but the main guy is Chance Davies...) Yes I'm addicted to books...D. Gray Man! I knew I was missing one! Damn, forgot Death Note too...TOO MANY TOO COUNT! MY BRAINS GONNA EXPLODE!!

Favorite Music: Panic! At the Disco, Three Days Grace, On/Off, , All American Rejects, Black Veil Brides, Blood on the Dance Floor, Theory of a Deadman, Linkin Park, Lady Gaga, Vocaloid, Nickelback, Sick Puppies, Shinedown, Breaking Benjamin, Super Junior, MBLAQ, DBSK, Yamapi, Wan Leehom, Big Bang, Rain Bi

Don't read this:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(Normally I hate chain letters but things on ceilings freak me out! O_O)

Description of...me?:

Age: 15 now...didn't update this before . Beware when I'm 16 though--April 2!. There might be some pedestrians mad at me

Appearance: Purple and brown hair, past my shoulders, bangs. Hazel eyes that are often blue. 5'6 :3

Personality: Well apparently I'm violent...other than that I'd like to think I'm sweet and have a good sense of humor xD

Best Friends: Larry, Ian, Devi, Jackie :3

http:///art/1000-W0RDS-126831037

I want anyone and everyone that looks at my page to take the time to look at this. And if you've read chapter 12 of my fanfic Juliet and Ikuto, then you'd understand why this affected me so much. I didn't make it, I didn't find it, but someone trying to help me cheer up told me to look at it. Thank you 1WordImagination for sending me a message about this. It really did help me a lot.

One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

These 10 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in each room

-room 1 – Ikuto, Amu, Me :D and Yaya
-room 2 – Nagihiko, Rima
-room 3 – Kukai, Utau
-room 4 – Yoru, Miki

Family picture, who is where, and what are they doing? Ikuto is in the back, wrapping his arms around Amu, Yaya and I are standing by each other making faces and bunny ears :D, Yoru probably ran off right when the camera flashed so Miki would be grabbing onto him,

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be? Utau

If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be? Uh...etto...ano...Let's go with Miki and Yoru :D

If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would you take it from? Yaya! Mwuahaha! :D

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be? (If the ages are what I want them to be...) Amu and Ikuto! :D

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be? Yaya -.-

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them? Damn you Kukai! Damn you!

Who would hate being in the house the most ? Yoru. Too bad Miki's making him ;)
Someone took a (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? Kukai.

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it? Yaya! Bad! No more candy for chu!

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Ikuto and Amu, and Amu and Utau -.-

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? Me or Yaya

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one? Yaya's been stuck inside too long O_O
A pillow fight broke through, who started it? Me! Take THAT Yaya! :D

Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you? Uh...Oh! Destination Truth! Everyone but Amu...

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid? Me or Yaya :D

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters? Kukai! Damn you! -splash- Uh oh... Utau's gonna kill you!

The musics too loud, who turned it up? Me! :D Or Ikuto or Utau...

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream? Miki
b)and who is the one to jump is someones arms? Utau into Kukai's! :D
c)Who would be the one to kill it? Doesn't matter. Whoever did it gets killed by me :(

Someones crying, who is it and what happened? Rima. But don't worry. She's faking :D

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire? ...-mumbles-

Ikuto: I'm sorry what?

Bender: -mumble mumble-

Ikuto: Can't hear you!

Bender: Me! Me okay!? It's ME!

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house? Ikuto of me :D I'd end up glomping him, and snuggling him in my sleep -w-

Someones tanning on the roof who is it? Um...probably Utau

Who is the tallest in the house? Ikuto

Who is the shortest in the house? Rima

Who is the loudest? Me! :D

Who is the clown? Kukai or me! :D

Who is the most respectful? Nagi!

Who is the one you go to talk to the most? Um...probably Amu.

Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas? Me :D

Whos in bed first? Yoru -.- Damn cat sleeps all day...

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be? Yaya, and me :D

Who is always dancing? Me! :D If they're playing stuff like Linkin Park, then yeah me :D

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it? ...I wouldn't care...

You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Ikuto. Cause I was making a lot of noise trying to get up on the counter, and Amu would end up sending him in to make sure I didn't die or something :D

This made me cry...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the hard wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX

COPY AND PASTE INTO PROFILE(No. I am not a victim of child abuse. But this story really moved me. If you wanna make a difference like I'm trying to, Copy&Paste this to your profile.)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
repost please
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site)

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you thought this was sad, paste this on your profile.

I thought it was sad. That doesn't mean my dad ever did any of these things. In fact, he didn't acknowledge my existence until I was 14. This is more for my mom ]

--Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (People hate me and say I talk back XD)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Johnny Depp...)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Last time I checked I was a girl...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (My last bf didn't work out well...Let's just say I have a stalker ....)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (No but my grandfather does -_-...
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. ("Normal" is weird...)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Well why should flies be killed? They never did anything to you! -_-)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (This makes no sense. Where I live, if you support them you're a "fag" too -sigh-)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm very defensive. You don't mess with me! Oh, and I don't start things, I continue them XD)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Manga? o.o)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST surf.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (So mean...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I am extremely white! XD)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Almost all the popular people at my school are btches!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Lol xD)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you're looking at this just because you are looking for junk to copy&paste, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

if you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, gay, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug! girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take off my helmet put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper next morning)
A motorcycle crashed into the side of a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road the guy realized that his brakes went out but he did not want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him felt her hug one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you love someone this much, copy this to your page.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day) bendercat

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you ever yelled at someone for putting one of your bishies with someone you didn't like, or disowned them for the same reason.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80 percent of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80 percent of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

Did you know...
1) If you play a trick on someone once, they will fall for it again as long as you keep a good space of time between the incidents
2) No matter how many times you pick your nose, the boogers will never go away.
3) You'll be more popular if you try not to act popular than if you try to act popular.
4) The bigger the house, the bigger the chance of it being haunted.
5) If everyone believes that a wall is not solid, it won't be solid.
6) However, pushing on the wall and saying that it is not solid doesn't help.
7) People will be impressed if you use big words.
8) Teenagers will just stare and try to comprehend it.
9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster.
10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids.
11) 10 percent of people will leave this alone.
12) 90 percent will repost this just for the heck of it.

Anime/cartoon Characters QuizPick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Yosuke (Persona 4)

2. Shouta (Kimi ni Todoke)

3. Ikuto (Shugo Chara)

4. Zero (Vampire Knight)

5. Kyo (Fruits Basket)

6. Hiroki (Junjou Romantica)

7. Nowaki (Junjou Romantica)

8. Takano (Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi)

9. Ryuu (B.O.D.Y.)

10. Yoh (High School Debut)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Yosuke...hmmm...wanna crawl in my bed? ;P

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

WOOOOO!!! Shouta's so cute!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

IKUTO! YOU PERV! (Update 1/12/12) I stand by my statement...IKUTO, YOU PERVERT!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

... [ But...I want Ryuu...

5 cooked you dinner?

Kyo did...I'm scared.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

...Hiro-san... -poke cheek-

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Woooooo!!!! Adorable gay relative with adorable boyfriend! xD

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Takano?! ...He overworked himself -shrugs-

9 made fun of your friends?

Bitch! D:

10 ignored you all the time?

Yoh probably thinks I like him...damn.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Hmmmm... -Persona fight music plays- ;P

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manages to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Shouta would help me to the hospital

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Ikuto? ...I don't know. A kitty? ...No...he'd get me nothing -_-

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Zero would pull the typical hero, throw me over his shoulder, and run out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Make me do it so he can tease me. Because Kyo is an ass :3

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

OH FUCK YES! Hmm...he'd probably just shrug it off.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Nowaki...hm...I can see him being the type to just hug you and let you cry.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Explain there's no point in me being angry.

You compete in some tournament.How does 9 support you?

In his mind?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Stare at me, laugh if he thinks it's funny too.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because Yosuke is a sexy beast, and the most entertaining character in Persona 4 -heart-

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Shouta...loves...Ryuu. Bullshit.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Probably; he'd behave in front of them lol

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Zero loves Ryuu too? ...Again...bullshit.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Kyo and Hiroki. Of course not! Hiroki has Nowaki!

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

PFFFFT!!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

...Nowaki...why stare? I'm getting all insecure ;_;

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

I'll knock some sense into Ritsu

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Nah. Bagels suck.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Yoh would walk in then immediately walk back out.

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Hell yeah!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this

Shouta is now emo because he's too much of a pansy to confess :3 So Takano would smack him upside the head.

3 told 6 she started her period.

IKUTO GOT A PERIOD!? Uhhh...Hiroki would be extremely freaked out!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Zero slapped Ryuu with a fish for dating Nowaki...good. Nowaki belongs to Hiroki and Hiroki only!

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

...I'd literally fall over laughing.

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

How does Hiroki know German? O_o Ikuto would probably just laugh.

7 got high.

Nowaki?! Nu uh!

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Takano would complain that they don't keep the readers attention -sigh-

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

Ryuu hates Yosuke?! D: Noooo DX

10 starts working at a bar.

I can see Yoh doing that.

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Yosuke is a boy. Shouta can't get him pregnant. Point is invalid.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

I can't swim...but yeah. I'd cling to Ikuto xD

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Nowaki. No doubt Nowaki.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

Uhhh...food?

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

What it's like to be a bottom.

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Nowaki is stalking Yoh? ...No...he has Hiroki. Ryuu would do nothing.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Takano would just use it to edit thing.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Rainbow cup :3

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Camp Lazlo. Cause I'm cool like that. haha

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:56. Not too bad

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Television

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Last night I went downtown to go to rehearsal, then coming back I was outside.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Facebook

9. What are you wearing?

Light blue/Dark blue striped pajama pants, black vneck with my school's Art Club logo

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope; I almost never dream during the week.

11. When did you last laugh?

Last night, telling my mom about what happened at rehearsal. I'm in a scene where it shows how even if one person only had sex with one other, that person could've have this many, and those people could've yadda yadda... Well it gets to me, and two people say my name at the same time. They weren't at all enthusiastic, so I turned around and said, "Hey! You're having sex with me! Be more enthusiastic!!" xD

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Two paintings; one of a house, the other of a little boy kissing a little girl's cheek.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Of course xD My friend acting like AIDS lol Literally acting like aids! He gets to be all creepy haha.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's more entertaining doing it the third time :P

15. What is the last film you saw?

Fright Night. The most used phrase between my friends and I was "I'd so tap David Tennant" xD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Pay off all the bills, three cars, a new house, tooooons of books and random stuff? xD

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

Actually, something that no one knows: I have a crush on my friend's (now ex-)boyfriend's cousin, Shiro. And apparently he sent me a Christmas present /// A necklace (my friend let it slip) and a hand written poem in Chinese characters.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

You're gay? You wanna get married? Go wherever you want and get married!

19. Do you like to dance?

Yep; probably not well though :D

20. George Bush:

Failed horribly?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

(If I have her with an Asian man) Kimi. (English) Skylar.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

(Again, Asian xD:) Kou. (English) Elliot.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Of course :D

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

...Aren't you bi? Me: Yes. And proud! Him: C'mon in.

And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a sprite instead.The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum
Something I expected least.And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum , his voice seems far I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mum !'
So I love you and good-bye.

I felt proud of myself,

I made a healthy choice,

I got into my car,

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

My own blood's all around me,

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

So why do people do it, Mum

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum

I wish that you could hold me Mum

(Copy and Paste this if you hate drinking and driving)

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

" A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton (Me: No, but apparently they sell caskets.)

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either dating someone, gay, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS (Lesson from Richard: Don't do it. You won't pee/poo rainbows.)

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Hold my purse."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

Girl Confessions:

Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?: Yes . But a guy kissing either your cheek, forehead, chin, or nose is super cute

A big poofy dress or a short party dress?: Party dress

What would you do if you received a long love letter?: I wouldn't really know what to do...I'd just sit there staring at it haha

Group dates or single dates?: I've evolved! I prefer single dates now, because my friends usually tease me after (Although with my first boyfriend, he was teasing me because while we were at the park, I was just standing there cause it was our first date and I was crazy nervous... He started yelling, "She's nervous!" xD)

Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?: Of course.

Are diamonds a girl's best friend?: Not at all; but they're my birthstone :3

Is your hair up or down today?: Down. I just woke up a half hour ago (It's 10:30) so I'm still in my pjs xD

Do you straighten your hair?: Usually just my bangs, but when my friends come over they like to straighten my hair.

Favorite mascara?: I have royal blue mascara right now and I love it X3

Do you get your nails done?: Nah, it's a waste of money.

Small or large purses?: Larger ones; little ones just look weird to me.

In your purse, what are your must haves?: Wallet, phone...huh...well a big bag is pointless for me.

Jeans or sweats?: Skinny jeans

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?: No. Though sometimes I wear a necklace that makes my skin all red :/

Do you text message a lot?: When I still had my phone I did ._.

What would you do if you got pregnant?: Flip total shit, cry, hide out in my room until someone gets me to tell them. (Even if I was out of school, I'd be really nervous about telling the father.)

What's your favorite color?: Blue/Turqoise

Heels or flats?: Flats. Last time I wore heels I wanted to cry lol

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?: *siiiiiiigh* Yes. I cried like a baby at "P.S. I Love You"

Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?: It depends on where I'm going.

Walmart or Target?: Walmart... *giggles* My friend hurt herself at Target xD

Do you wear collared shirts?: Not really.

Do you think lip gloss is the best!?: Huh...again, "Hell no" :D For the same reason: it feels funny. But my friend has lipgloss that tastes like soda, and I kiss him all the time so I can taste it xD (He's gay.)

Do you own any big sunglasses?: No. The only sunglasses I own are normal sized and they're from my school's Homecoming...they're also broken.

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?: Hm...roughly 20 minutes.

Do you like to wear band-aids?: Who likes wearing bandaids? =_=

Gold or silver?: Silver

Do you like to receive flowers?: Never have (aside from my mom) but yes :3

Do you like to wear dresses?: Not particularly.

In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?: Not alone with them, but yes. At rehearsal I was mostly around my friends Larry and Ian.

Would you date a guy shorter than you?: Probably not...kissing would be kinda awkward.

Do you like to hold hands?: Yes

What do you notice when you first meet a guy?: His hair and his eyes

Is it hot when guys sweat?: No. Sweat is gross and smelly.

What is the best feature in a guy?: Physical?: Hair, eyes and their smile. Personality: Sense of humor

Do you like making eye contact?: Yeah

Would you kill for chocolate?: No

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?: Never had a reason to xD With my first boyfriend I'd spend more time getting ready though

On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?: 8; I love shopping with my friends Even if I don't have money haha

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?: It depends on if I have it on my DVR or not. I'm sad that I can't watch My Fair Wedding with David Tutera though [

Do you yell a lot?: Not really.

Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?: Never.

Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?: ...Once.

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?: Never have :P

What makeup could you not live w/ out?: Eyeliner

Do you fall in love easily?: ...I did once. Worst mistake of my life...

Do you think you have the bestest friends ever?: Of course! I always have fun when I'm around them -heart-

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegitarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. (X)

3. Homer say somthing intellegent. (X)

4. Taxes disaper.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reation of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegle to wear thier clothing.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it(Copy this and what's below).

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the man who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I don't have a deviant art--it confuses the hell out of me o.o--but I have a sumo paint and it'd be awesome if you checked out my drawings! :D (All were done on the computer) http:///profile/?id=253775